Greatest Insults by UFC's Michael Bisping

you're a [ __ ] idiot oh you guys got all the tires that's what you came up with was it let's put the ties in there that's how you overcome things that's how you put yourself out there you believe it and you achieve it and that's what i do i know what i'm going to do i know that i'm better than this sounds like i know that i'm going to knock you off you've ever read conceive believe achieve shut the [ __ ] up good use of english samurai i'm going to come in there undetected and i'm going to knock you out i'm going to make my little chief and i'm going to [ __ ] be out you're making i'll be out on the next conference i see him on the vice we are hey all right you're gonna see something completely different i haven't even used my left leg this whole camp i haven't grappled a bit just to let you know come on [Applause] two weeks two days two hours i don't care i'll take on anyone anytime anyplace certainly this [ __ ] what would it take for you to get down to 125 for this fight with joseph benavidez is it possible no it's not possible because see the thing is i hit puberty and then once you hit puberty you kind of you know you pack up a bit of muscle what an [ __ ] guys i will come back and kill you last question okay hey one as we all know he was cheating he was on testosterone replacement therapy but yet he's still fighting now he is a marvel of modern science the guy is cured his testosterone levels remarkably came back up but he's still able to continue i'll fight alan belch on the way to the car right now it's no problem he needs to focus on having a fight with his tattoo artist for that abomination on his arm and leave me alone chris wyman you know i mean for a guy that spouts on about jesus and all this he needs to take a good long look in the mirror because he's kind of acting like a dick these days here he is old man henderson good luck god bless him this is an individual sport there's no tanks missiles or guns involved in this this is manual manner individual versus individual on september 22nd i'm gonna individually beat the crap out of him oh here's a relic he's a throwback to the beginning of mixed martial arts it stays right here pal yeah yeah so joelle sit on the [ __ ] stool do whatever you want to do [ __ ] your pants whatever it may be i'll be here i am the champion of the world people how do you feel say i told you so pick up the mic michael. hey hey for everybody that put their money on luke rockhold sorry guys you better be wrong i wish you the best i respect you i respect you can't and you sit there stupid [ __ ] little smug look on your face there like you've got some like you've got some plan like you know something we don't know what do you know that i don't know those a lot of things [ __ ] lizard i do believe it was a knockout in the first round and i do believe it was a performance of the night bonus time 50 g's baby thanks luke well my after party will probably be in the palms or a nice nightclub his after party will be in the hospital guys step your game if i'm i'm a champion now if you thought i was a pain in the ass before you got no idea what you're in store for it's an easy payday let's cut the [ __ ] it's a [ __ ] easy payday so thank you very much george luke rockhold and chris weidman couldn't sell a fight they couldn't sell water to a thirsty man in a desert right i can sell sam to an arab yeah i think you're slightly calling me an [ __ ] you want to take a look at a proper [ __ ] [Laughter] look to my right this guy this guy nobody gives a [ __ ] about he's a champion that no one cares about so it's up to me to in get the people interested to get them invested okay i'm going to do the biggest fight as possible and i want to make one gives a [ __ ] no one gives a [ __ ] i don't know some say revenge is sweet i disagree i think it's better than sweet luke come on buddy when the shoe was on the other foot i leaned over and thanked you at this moment in time i said well done yeah and i actually picked him off the canvas and you being the dick you are came up to me and was about i shook your hand and you said i already shook your hand and told me to [ __ ] off basically you asked me do you know you are do you know where you are buddy uh that's after you hey buddy i went over to talk to him afterwards to say well done he didn't have a clue where he was um so you know and i shook his hand and he was kind of a bit of an [ __ ] afterwards to be honest even when i shook his hand he said i already shook your hand i'm like alright buddy don't be bitter man don't be bitter because i took your belt luke i think vegas got the best out of you unfortunately yeah it doesn't matter because i'm going to get the [ __ ] best out of you shut the [ __ ] up no just knocked you out in the first round cold have you seen that replay buddy your head was bouncing around like a pinball machine yeah yeah watch it again forgive my language and the rest of the division wideman what the hell you lost your last fight over three victories since you've got your ass kicked off luke rocco rock hold i knocked you out in three minutes buddy yolo romero you're suspended for steroids shame on you and jackery you just got me off get up let's do this stand up stand up and look at the size of me and look at the size of you go back to [ __ ] canada everybody that doubted me kissed my ass you know because look at this he was even doing some video on instagram where he's doing his thing and his his right hand drops you drop your right hand all the time buddy so i was like left hook left up all day long the left hook that dropped anderson the left hook that won with his [ __ ] world belt boom you can call me left up larry from now on there you go i i won't even train look at the stadia you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] does this fight even have a prayer of going the distance is somebody are you going to be waiting he takes a beating well so maybe i know you might i know you might let's fight right now i'm a [ __ ] knocked you out twice now he's very short [Music] now y'all really doesn't like you i don't care what noel likes he's a loser we know this i hope you know y'all love you love you i'm also man enough to go after the guy that beat me on two weeks notice okay and that says something about the size of my balls compared to you turning down [ __ ] jacare when you bought a full camp what the [ __ ] man no i don't know what his reason no it's just me everybody don't like him it's nice fortunately i couldn't give up hey george where's your belt where's your [ __ ] belt you don't have one the sport moved on buddy the sport moved on i tore my mcl oh after the fight just started kicking last week you got a soldier opponents i told my meniscus what's with the insurance policy buddy for the record that fire went just down like the sparring session that you know that is famous so it's kind of two one really um question four four but i know why you picked me you think i'm an easy fight just like anderson did just like luke rockhold did when i knocked him out in the first round just like everybody does yeah [ __ ] luke rockhold um i'm gonna keep accepting matches against the number one contenders but then i'm totally gonna like pull out with an injury and i'll do it time and time again man because left glad we took my soul wow wow what do you think he's a bomb he's a bomb luke yeah he's a short-lived destiny i promise you you just can't let it go can you you just can't let it go are those lemons test the last one for uh thanksgiving then it turns out that he's a liar because the guy has a bit of vagina inside him because he turned down uh ronaldo jacqueline whatever his name is you're all going to lose aka i'm going to run the belt so [ __ ] you like i talked so much [ __ ] to you on twitter and you never blocked me and now i'm a fan you can kiss my ass

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Id: 5970h8Z4EjU

Length: 11min 2sec (662 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 17 2018