Bisping v Rockhold: Hilarious Diss Compilation

yes Oh a a source very close to the UFC that shall remain nameless gave me some information Luke says that he's on a different level to everybody else and that he's by far the best fighter and he can destroy anybody in this that and the other well if that is the case then it turns out that he's a liar because the guy has a bit of vagina inside him because he turned down Ronaldo jacaré whatever his name is he turned the fight down I didn't turn this fight down two weeks two days two hours I don't care I'll take on anyone anytime anyplace certainly this [ __ ] Luke can you uh clarify that I chose you I said I wanted new Joe's wrong I chose you two weeks notice so you did turn down gentlemen notice you did turn down Jackie right cuz you're not denying that I didn't turn down Jacare I said I chose you oh okay okay so you chose me well you don't run hard I said listen I'm Stefan I'm talking over me I hope you're in front of the world how's that gonna feel happy I'll enjoy that belt polish it real your channel e a clown like you will pay the bill okay buddy that's how you overcome things that's how you put yourself out there you believe it and you achieve it and that's what I do I know what I'm gonna do I know that I'm better than the sounds like knows that I've ever read conceive believe achieve shut the [ __ ] up listen yeah you're talking like you're like this dominant champion you you just won the belt this is your first defense it's not like you're understand silver whoo I just beat by the way okay this is your first defense you're gonna lose the belt and why are you different what's the difference what happens all right cool yeah yeah exactly separate my social back I'll show you everybody more know that better than you I and Anderson everybody here knows you won the first fight congratulations good job everybody's different my friend every fight is different you know that Oh what you got something to say finish your sentence you said hey you're just nervous look you're just an average bloke good use of being a valid samurai I'm gonna come in there side up [ __ ] undetected and I'm gonna knock you out or make Mike Oh chief I'm gonna [ __ ] up yeah you're making help me out on the next contract watch me all right buddy all right listen where you gonna dial it on detect done a right heart not so a oh that's so predictable so predictable buddy I guess what Yeah right huh you're gonna see some completely different I haven't even used my left leg this whole camp who ever grappled a bit just to let you know come I God give me why did last time you turned into a wrestler all of us have been saying this whole camp couldn't get near me you couldn't get a glove on me yotz come in try and rest let me take me down stick a headbutt on me while you're at it I didn't take you down I didn't go for it try to take me down don't know clench fighting I play that different I called weight force are there guys yeah can't wait Michael I get to walk you shrunk Jules no it is I get to punch him in the face and become world champion at the same time I am a happy man I don't think about this [ __ ] to my right I don't I haven't thought about him in years when I was knocking guys out in the UFC I don't know what he was doing I was out with a little slow down slowly my name is that finishing my buddy um but this isn't a guy that I think about that I long for yes I want to be the champion but on Saturday there is no opponent there is no opponent that's not important it's about me fulfilling my dream if I conceive and I believe I will achieve on Saturday destiny yes my destiny legacy yes dream I'm just gonna reach out and touch it it's right there listen I've never been in a fight in the UFC without on the line this is my first one I will take that belt from you son I will take that belt you'll do nothing we know what happened in the second fight that was televised but can you can see now a few years later that Michael got the best of you in the first fight or is that not true the second fight well no the second fight was televised the first fight I gave a spar yes so he says is that Michael says a lot of things q she's he says isopod copters he was drinking red wine he had a late night he had it's barred for a while he was hanging out with a chick is there any more you didn't deny you made excuses it's okay I know it was sparring you shouldn't top and tell you shouldn't talk about what happens in sparring but I did it's out there I whupped your ass you got me in the fight I'll get you saturday you beat me in that sparring session like you beat me in the first round on our a real fight what a real fight is I've [ __ ] knocked you out and choked you out and you still have the audacity to run your mouth you good you did that is the most amazing thing about you but hey I'm not denying it I know you can't see straight but you obviously can't think straight either it's in the record books buddy we know this we know this okay you got me I'm not denying that hey the better man won on the night I'm man enough to admit that I really am but guess what I've wanted to rematch ever since I haven't lost a fight since I just be the greatest of all time don't be so cocksure buddy listen it's a long time the greatest of all time show you who the greatest right now look up your face pal believe you me believe you me look at you you having a look so smug on Sunday pal when you're going back to the rest of your teammates a lot of fellas come forward and you're all gonna lose a game or I'm gonna lose all the belts or [ __ ] you bismi I'm gonna close both those eyes for you yeah whoo anything else gonna be a while too you're not gonna be able to open this was always uh sorry to interrupt Luke didn't want the Jack Herer fight he didn't want to chose me hey Jose that's a real good way that I turned it down I chose you so you didn't choose Jack ray for you with a big dog all the way to the big swinging dick my doctor a polo buddy jock ride didn't last but I choose Bisping yeah he's on the move he said let's pick him pick the easy fight pitch wrong I chose you because an alligator don't speak English and I always get that shoulder arms ain't gonna pay the bill your clown man you're gonna come pay the bill you're gonna fight I commend you because you will come find you you do that balls but you're gonna fall far short I've never turned down an opponent and Danny will and backing me up on that I've never said no to anyone buddy you've only been in the UFC 2 minutes granted you the champion but you're already turning fights down come on man get it supposed to be the world John did you turn any fighter on anytime anyplace any site no Jose may already beat you but I already beat him your eye buddy beat everybody else your career your reputation is diminished you you already turned down Jack are a good start your I didn't turn down any fight you chose me that I chose you exactly and it helping us build not just in the UK but but all of Europe question 4 don't appreciate all that UK fans that I wish me well to to what Michaels asked to you know why he's footage of God knows I'm getting a lot of those messages to on Twitter the American fans are cheering me on I think I'm gonna get a bigger cheer than you upside a because they all see a smug [ __ ] just like I do just like all these people do keep trying to flip the script and try to go out on a better life this is your swan song okay bye yeah okay you try to go try to give in i like i like the way you trying to put this all down I'll tell you that but hey a question I don't see myself losing anytime soon I got a lot of things a lot of a lot of goals a lot of course I suppose he goes here see you should say yes you aren't Saturday and I put good for you he's supposed to have that confidence I cut I you know well done well don't go for you you're on another level but you're turning down jaggery ah I've been I've been dealing with with an injury I'm not alive mother's whole camp but I don't pull out a fight I fight through injuries I don't care what the circumstances are I tore my MCL I always grab lately you haven't grabbed a guy's hand after the fight just start talking last week you got a social opponent ah two weeks notice my meniscus listen will this us with the insurance policy buddy I don't care about it your apology I'll need an insurance policy to beat your ass I don't need a knee I don't need it I don't need a walk I'll crawl next I'll tell it it'll raise that whoop your ass alright we'll say you won't watch will see how I'm try to grab will come try do anything I will have been boxing I'll grab it and that's all I greater already did that I'm gonna take you from you inside and I'm a I'm gonna meet you in the septum they all give me everybody's offense I'm gonna smash your face you're gonna come forward you're gonna fall face down I know that I admit that I'm man enough to say that I'm also man enough to go after the guy that beat me on two weeks notice okay and that says something about the size of my balls compared to you turning down [ __ ] jack array when you better full come what the [ __ ] man

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Length: 8min 37sec (517 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 03 2016