Gravity Falls Full Episode | S1 E14 | Bottomless Pit! | @disneyxd

[Music] in this land of ours there are many great pits but none more bottomless than the bottomless pit which as you can see here is bottomless question is it bottomless kids could one of you try explaining this to Seuss grle Stan why are we here again to dispose of things that we don't want so long mystery shack suggestion cards goodbye creepy Love Letters From L Gideon die die what are you doing throwing stuff dude everyone's doing it what you got there Mabel it's just my personal box of mysterious Secrets nothing worth wondering about goodbye forever grle Stan do I really have to be the one to point out that a bottomless pit is by definition impossible says you well I guess we'll never know [Music] it's some sort of invisible pushing force quick everyone back to the shack I'm not done getting rid of these yet unle Dad no almost almost [Music] [Music] almost [Music] he [Music] so anyone want to scream some more where are we we're somewhere where it looks like we're nowhere we're going to land on something eventually could be any second now [Music] well it looks like we're down here for the Long Haul who wants to see some card tricks Tada hey maybe we should pass the time by telling stories I've got a story it's called the time grle Stan got us all thrown into a bottomless pit where we spent the rest of our natural lives go on come on Dipper you can do better than that fine I'll tell you a story a story I'd like to call voice over ready SP Pig hey grle St ever kissed a pig before I'm not going to answer that question guys guys I think I just got bit by a snake I need you to get me to a hospital quick what what's so funny sorry it's just hard to focus on what you're saying with that squeaky puberty voice you got there my what it's nothing to be ashamed of Dipper your voice is hilarious are you saying my voice cracks my voice doesn't crack dude no offense but it cracks so much we've already made a techno remix out of it nice to meet you my name's Dipper Pines p p nice to meet you do I really sound like that oh here comes my favorite part stop it guys give me that up [Music] even my size sound weird hello there I couldn't help but overhear your situation Old Man McGucket part-time adventor why did you spit on your hand I don't rightly know hey I remember you your robot almost killed me come here follow me into this dark dangerous alley lately I've been a tin Horizon with the voice alter in tonic on account of my horrifying voice [Laughter] you can run but I'll still be in your nightmares this will really fix my voice thanks Come Morning you'll sound like a new man if you [Music] survive good morning Dipper I did it I did it now I have a new voice morning Mabel who's my favorite Mabel who are you what have you done with my brother dier I'll save you from his body switching warlock Mabel it's me this is my voice now I sound awesome sound awesome I knew boy's voices changed but this is weird weird and bad Mabel this is the the best thing that ever happened to me and just think of the prank calls hello hello this is the president of the United States of America I'm calling to tell you what who is this ho magnificent Mabel no like how you diddly doing Su kill it kill it with fire everyone flee what gives man you guys all made fun of my old voice I thought you'd like the new one dude at least before you sounded like a real person now you sound like some kind of weird commercial dude I'll find Stan he'll like my new voice you'll see I'll be right back after these messages I mean goodbye Grunkle Stan Grunkle Stan where are you Grunkle Stan huh I know that voice anywhere you're the guy who prank called me early no no I'm not I'm just a 12-year-old boy you expect me to believe that you crazy voice Punk wait no I there's a Prank Caller around the loose let's get him come Escape McGucket your invention was a catastroph that's probably why I live in the dump my own sister didn't recognize me I scared away crowds I even sound ridiculous when I cry well now here's your problem I gave you the wrong drinky Mig this one's for voice over professional I'm sure I can get a better voice in here somewhere good hurry up it you got here just in time come Sundown you'd have reverted back to your ridiculous old voice it was ridiculous wasn't it Dipper finds that's me this remix is dedicated to my brother Dipper your voice is one of a kind dude I've never heard anything like It remix over you're ready for your new voice this one should be [Music] permanent hey guys super D your back yeah I guess I realized that even though my voice might not be perfect it's still mine and I wouldn't change it for anything not even for whatever was in this new vial so what did you do with the rest of that potion I dumped it in Stan's Coffee any of you kids seen my girdle where my girdle at what what's so funny I'm grun Stan kids laughing laughing it they grun I spy with my little eye something that is black o o everything yay forus yay forus hey guys who wants to pass the time by spinning everyone spin no ow ow ow ow owow pain is funny but I'm starting to get bored Zeus tell a story really okay this story is called Seuss's really great pinball story is that a good title they have to be like puns or whatever [Music] go go go go go go this is it dudes after four long years of trying I might finally get the high score on Stan's creepy old pinball machine if I do this I'll go down in pinball history with the likes of s Gaff and of course poo have you ever tried maybe just tilting the machine I don't know dudes isn't breaking the rules like against the rules next to the rules tilt tilt tilt failure you stink all right all right that's it ready [Music] kids [Music] help new has score I all right this is the best moment of my life this totally beats my old best moment that ain't right you cheated oh yeah yeah what are you going to do about it you're just a pinball game pinball game taunt taunt uh guys there's an awful lot of green lightning coming out of that game n that's the normal amount of green lightning oh five more minutes that's not a normal alarm clock Seuss we're inside the game Crazy sweet MO exclamation of [Music] Wonder awesome dude if this is a dream I never want to wake up that can be arranged welcome to double weed Terror Partners hey it's a skeleton Cowboy guy did you zap me into your game to congratulate me on getting the high score I beat poo dude hardly if I do recall I warned y'all not to cheat I tried to be gentlemanlike but I'm Plum sick of being tilted so now I reckon I'm going to tilt you oh yeah well well take this and this ow it hurts I wish this was working better oh D Ze get yourselves ready for the multi ball BTY [Music] ball over there where are you I'm not done teaching you a lesson about cheating yet how are we ever going to get out of here think guys I'm trying but it's hard with that gorgeous pinball wch distracting [Music] me okay don't worry guys I know every inch of this machine there's a manual power switch inside I can sneak in there and turn off the game but we'll have to distract the cowboy guy are either of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises my time has come all right let's go Seuss Seuss so are you like doing anything later or right come on out and show yourselves varmits Hey Hey Hey listen to me and look at what I'm [Applause] [Music] doing something ain't right here distraction distraction let me see where this is going [Music] [Music] you what where are you darn it I wish I had a neck Seuss what's going on just press the switch already okay so I was going to do that but I've been thinking according to this turning off the power erases the high score permanently that score is like my one big life accomplishment what if you don't hurry up we could die in here fair point but what is life anyway when compared to the immortality of a high score Seuss are you out of your there y'all are get ready to meet your maker kids my maker is ballway games in Redmond Washington shus Zeus please turn it off goodbye high [Music] score oh you dudes okay yes seus you did it you freed us hey man I'm sorry you had to lose your high score that's okay I got a new life accomplishment now saving you dudes a you think that pinball wench will call me I can't believe this nonsense magic tonics Seuss winning at something where do you come up with this stuff I'll tell you a good story it's called Grunkle Stan wins the football bowl Mr Pines I thought old folks were useless but you taught me and my gloating friends a lesson here's your football winning chopy Mr Pines thanks beautiful woman but I couldn't have done it without my sidekick footb thank you for building me Daddy I love you Stan come on what that story was great I even threw in a talking robot for the kids yeah yeah I'm going to tell a non- terrible story a story called trach this attraction is going to make me a fortune easy with that bear corduroy I need him in showroom condition no no a they're hugging so let me get this straight your plan is to teach this bear to ride a bicycle nah come on everyone's seen a bicycle riding bear no no I'm going to teach this bear to drive and the yellow light means speed up uh-oh one seems to be the problem officers now there better be a darn good explanation for this oh there is you see I'm a very old man not long for this earth and the doctors assigned me a seeing eye bear to drive me to the hospital in case of emergencies is that right then where's your doctor's note why it's right here inside my jacket there you go well I can't argue with Dr medicine to the hospital Honey Pants grle Sten How Could You Lie To those policemen don't you know lying is always wrong Mabel when you get to be my age you'll learn that sometimes you have to bend the truth for the greater good hey has anyone seen my plate of spaghetti no but I bet Seuss has you know how he likes to eat this is a dark day thanks Grunkle Stan see greater [Music] good wles what am I going to do about grun Stan he needs to stop lying I know but how do we stop him maybe you should check Dipper's Journal oink oink say oink one more time oink oink Waddles you genius buried Neath a tree stump in the deep forest are truth teeth which force upon the wearer an inability to [Music] [Music] lie [Music] what's going on what Mabel quick question what happened to Dipper's spaghetti plate I ate it because I have little to know concern for other people's possessions or emotions huh that was strangely candid almost as if I'm unable to lie well good night you what that seems like a horrible idea it's great great now he has to tell the truth H scrambled meat here it is Stan what are you do in secret every day during your lunch break usually I spend the hour aggressively scratching myself in places I shouldn't mention now I'm going to avoid making eye contact by pretending to read this newspaper and go to the bathroom without washing my hands e well that was disturbing don't worry Dipper the truth is always a good thing excuse me do you think this t-shirt is my size never mind the T-shirt hey everybody look at this guy's abnormal and unattractive face I'm so sorry I'm so sorry doing my taxes uh grle Stan why did you write this because I regularly commit massive tax fraud might want to tuck that one away there oh no sometimes I think is this all there is is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punchline that we're all just biting our time until the sweet sweet release of [Music] death kids I think I have a growth forming on my back just wanted to be honest with you guys I can't take it anymore Mabel you have to take those teeth out of his mouth but then he'd be a liar again could it possibly be any worse than this so after further investigation turns out there is no doctor medicine in Gravity Falls you better have a darn good explanation for this oh and I do you see I lied to you in addition I've been parking in handicap spaces shoplifting fireworks and smuggling endangered animals across multiple state lines also you're fat is all this true no no it's not true right mael uh sir I have to be completely and totally honest with you our great uncle St is [Music] is Stan is secretly a crime fiction writer what yeah he was just telling you about a character from his upcoming page Turner crime Grandpa he's never committed a crime in his life also have you lost weight finally someone notice wow an author can you teach me how to read what author Riders masters of fiction good night officers hey you all right I can't believe I lied Mabel it was for the greater good yeah the greater good hello police station yeah I forgot to tell him about my tax fraud no tax fraud get him out what's gotten into you kids we have to find a place to get rid of these and I never saw that box full of magical teeth again oh wait there it is oh sweet my shoes I like the part with the bear the rest seem pretty farfetched Maybel we already know that story we just lived through it so if we're living through that story right now then how does it end guys do you see that oh what is that oh no where are we going do look good where where are we look The Shack which means we came right back out the top and I don't think any time has passed it must be some kind of Wormhole yeah dude that sounds sciency enough to be true but but that's impossible no one will believe us maybe this is one story we should keep to ourselves agreed he'll be fine this is stupid

Channel: Disney XD

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Id: UdGZf8Xm2qc

Length: 22min 33sec (1353 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 21 2024