♪ THERE'S 104 DAYS
OF SUMMER VACATION ♪ ♪ THEN SCHOOL COMES
ALONG JUST TO END IT ♪ ♪ SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM
FOR OUR GENERATION ♪ ♪ IS FINDING A GOOD
WAY TO SPEND IT ♪ ♪ LIKE, MAYBE ♪ ♪ BUILDING A ROCKET
OR FIGHTING A MUMMY ♪ ♪ OR CLIMBING UP
THE EIFFEL TOWER ♪ ♪ DISCOVERING SOMETHING
THAT DOESN'T EXIST ♪ HEY! ♪ OR GIVING
A MONKEY A SHOWER ♪ ♪ SURFING TIDAL WAVES,
CREATING NANOBOTS ♪ ♪ OR LOCATING
FRANKENSTEIN'S BRAIN ♪ IT'S OVER HERE! ♪ FINDING A DODO BIRD,
PAINTING A CONTINENT ♪ ♪ OR DRIVING
OUR SISTER INSANE ♪ PHINEAS! ♪ AS YOU CAN SEE ♪ ♪ THERE'S A WHOLE LOT
OF STUFF TO DO ♪ ♪ BEFORE SCHOOL
STARTS THIS FALL ♪ COME ON, PERRY! ♪ SO STICK WITH US
'CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB ♪ ♪ ARE GONNA DO IT ALL ♪ ♪ SO STICK WITH US
'CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB ♪ ♪ ARE GONNA DO IT ALL ♪ MOM! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE
MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE! CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DISNEY--ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP Phineas:
HEY! WE'RE ALMOST THERE. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING
YOU'RE GONNA DO AT CAMP,
BUFORD? FIND A NERD,
TAKE HIS UNDERPANTS, AND RUN THEM
UP THE FLAGPOLE. I DON'T THINK
CAMP PHINEAS & FERB
HAS A FLAGPOLE. THEN I GUESS
I'LL JUST FIND A NERD AND TAKE HIS UNDERPANTS. YOU MAY HAVE MY UNDERPANTS. THEY JUST GOT VERY MESSY
ALL OF A SUDDEN. THANKS.
BUT IT AIN'T THE SAME IF BUFORD DON'T RIP 'EM
OFF YOU. HOW ABOUT YOU,
ISABELLA? THE FIRESIDE GIRLS
AND I ARE GONNA WORK ON OUR ACCOMPLISHMENT
PATCHES. [ALL CHEERING] [WHISTLE TOOTS] HOW ABOUT YOU, SIS? WHAT'S THE FIRST THING
YOU'RE GONNA DO AT CAMP? FIRST OF ALL,
IT'S NOT CAMP. IT'S JUST GRANDMA
AND GRANDPA'S CABIN, AND IT'S BORING. BUT WE MADE T-SHIRTS. SECONDLY, I DON'T LIKE
THE OUTDOORS, OK? I DON'T LIKE BUGS. PHINEAS, ARE YOU EVEN
LISTENING TO ME? I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED
MY ANT FARM. MOM!
YES, CANDACE? DO I HAVE TO GO TO
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA'S? OH, I THINK
IT'S RATHER SWEET THAT BETTY JO
AND GRANDPA CLYDE INVITE YOU KIDS
AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS
EVERY YEAR. BUT I'M NOT A KID. I'M A YOUNG ADULT. CAN'T I DO SOMETHING
WITH YOU GUYS? OF COURSE YOU CAN, DEAR. YOU CAN JOIN US
AT THE ANTIQUE SYMPOSIUM. THIS YEAR'S KEYNOTE ADDRESS WILL DEBATE SHELLAC
VS. LACQUER. WHOO-HOO! [CANDACE SIGHS] I'LL TAKE ONE
OF THOSE SHIRTS. [SOBBING] WHERE ARE THEY? LOOK!
OH, HERE THEY COME NOW. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! HIYA, GRANDPA! WELL, HELLO,
PHINEAS! YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED
A BIT! GRANDPA, THAT'S NOT ME! THAT'S PERRY.
HUH? HUH? OH! OH, MY. LOOKS LIKE I NEED
TO GET MY GLASSES FIXED. HA HA! WITH THE GLASSES. AND TURBO FERBO!
PUT 'ER THERE. PUT 'ER THERE.
PUT 'ER THERE. PUT 'ER THERE.
OR THERE. PUT 'ER THERE. HA HA HA!
STILL A MAN OF FEW
WORDS, I SEE. WELL, ACTUALLY, I-- SO WHERE'S
YOUR SISTER? HELLO? HELLO? OH, WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO DO TO FIND A CELL SIGNAL
IN THIS PLACE? CANDACE?
OH, HI GRANDMA. HOW CAN YOU STAND IT
LIVING OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE
OF NOWHERE? OH, COME ON, HONEY. IT'S NOT SO BAD.
YOU'LL SEE. Grandpa: ALL RIGHT,
NATURE LOVERS! [BANGING TRIANGLE]
TIME FOR VITTLES! HEH HEH! "VITTLES"
IS GRANDPA-ESE FOR FOOD. HEY, WHERE'S PERRY? [KNOCKING] [WATCH TICKING] SORRY ABOUT THAT,
AGENT P. WE HAVEN'T USED
THAT TREE SLIDE IN YEARS. NOT SINCE I WAS AT... THE ACADEMY. ANYWAY, DOOFENSHMIRTZ SEEMS
TO BE UP TO SOMETHING, AGENT P. HE'S HOLED UP
AT HIS EVIL WOODLAND RETREAT. YOUR MISSION IS
TO FIND OUT WHAT HE'S UP TO. PLEASE, AGENT P.
BE CAREFUL. [THINKING]
THE ACADEMY... Boy: BUT I DON'T WANT
TO GO TO THE ACADEMY,
DADDY. Man: I'M NOT YOUR FATHER,
AND IT'S BEEN DECIDED. Boy: I LOVE YOU, DADDY. [KIDS LAUGHING AND PLAYING] [FLIES BUZZING] OH, YOU PESKY BUGS! I AM TRYING
TO TAN, HERE. Phineas: HEY, CANDACE!
I THOUGHT I'D BRING MY FAVORITE CAMP COUNSELOR
A PHINEAS SPECIAL. UHH, THAT IS JUST
A GLASS OF LIMEADE. AND I AM NOT A COUNSELOR. Isabella: HEY, PHINEAS. THE GIRLS HAVE FINISHED
PITCHING THE TENTS. CAN YOU SIGN HERE
FOR OUR TENT PITCHING ACHIEVEMENT PATCHES,
PLEASE? SURE THING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WELL, AS CAMP DIRECTOR, I'D SAY I'M DOING MY JOB. GATHER 'ROUND, KIDS.
THERE'S AN OLD LEGEND-- WELL, NOT THAT I BELIEVE IT, ABOUT THE SASQUATCH. A RACE OF GIANT
HAIRY CREATURES LIVING UP HERE
IN THESE VERY WOODS. [GASPING] IF MY MEMORY SERVES, I THINK THERE WAS A SONG
WRITTEN ABOUT IT. REALLY? DO YOU REMEMBER
ANY OF IT? [STRUMMING BANJO] HE REMEMBERS. ♪ HE'S BIGFOOT ♪ ♪ HE'S BIGFOOT ♪ ♪ HE'LL EAT YOU
WITH HIS TATERS ♪ ♪ AND HIS GREENS ♪ ♪ HE'S BIGFOOT,
HE'S BIGFOOT ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE TO BIGFOOT
YOU'RE A FLESHY TANGERINE ♪ OH, NO! ♪ HE GOES BAREFOOT,
SO HE'S ALWAYS FREE ♪ ♪ TO STOMP YA ♪ ♪ HE CARRIES
A BIG STICK ♪ ♪ SO HE CAN WHOMP YA ♪ ♪ SHARPENS UP THE TEETH
SO HE CAN CHOMP YA ♪ ♪ SO I THINK
YOU'D BETTER FLEE ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I'M TELLING YOU
THAT HE'S-- ♪ ♪ BIGFOOT,
HE'S BIGFOOT ♪ HE BATHES IN THE WATER
THAT YOU DRINK ♪ YUCK! ♪ HE'S BIGFOOT ♪ ♪ HE'S BIGFOOT ♪ ♪ SO WATCH OUT,
'CAUSE HE'S CLOSER ♪ ♪ THAN YOU THINK ♪
BOO! [KIDS CHEERING] ONE MORE TIME! ♪ HE'S BIGFOOT,
HE'S-- ♪ OH! AM I
THE ONLY ADULT HERE? WHY CAN'T MY GRANDPA
ACT HIS OWN AGE? Grandma's Voice:
I THINK YOU SHOULD
ACT YOUR AGE. AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN. SORRY, GRANDMA. THERE'S ALL SORTS OF FUN A YOUNG ADULT CAN HAVE HERE. YOU'VE JUST GOTTA USE
YOUR IMAGINATION. SO COME ON!
WE'RE MAKING STICK FIGURES. OUT OF REAL STICKS! GRANDMA! ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT. WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE. HA HA! TONIGHT! IT ALL HAPPENS TONIGHT! [CRASH]
[GASPS] PERRY THE PLATYPUS! HOW UNEXPECTED. AND BY UNEXPECTED,
I MEAN-- UNEXPECTED.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? THIS IS MY WEEK OFF. OH, THAT. UH-- WELL, UH--
WELL, I SUPPOSE
YOU SHOULD KNOW. I--I'VE STARTED
DATING AGAIN. I MET SOMEONE ONLINE. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING, BUT-- BUT WE'RE MEETING
TONIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME
AND I'M-- OH, YOU GOTTA GO. [DOORBELL RINGS] OH, NO, PERRY THE PLATYPUS! SHE CAN'T SEE YOU! SHE DOESN'T KNOW
I HAVE A NEMESIS! OH, AND I--
I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO DESTROY YOU. YOU CAN BE MY PET. YOU THINK YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MINDLESS ANIMAL? [DOOR OPENS] OH. UH, HELLO. I'M LOOKING FOR
"STRUDELCUTIE4427." WELL, AREN'T YOU
THE CUTEST LITTLE THING? ARE YOU MY DATE
FOR THIS EVENING? NO, NO! A-HA! UH,
THAT WOULD BE ME. I'M STRUDELCUTIE4427. NICE TO MEET YOU.
UH-- THIS IS MY PET
PLATYPUS. HE WAS JUST
GOING OUTSIDE FOR A NIGHTLY WALK.
OHH, COULD I HOLD HIM
A LITTLE LONGER? HE'S SO SWEET.
OH, YES. YES, YOU ARE. EH, WELL, I GUESS
HE CAN STAY A-- A LITTLE BIT, BUT-- YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY. THREE'S A CROWD
AND WHATNOT. HEH HEH. MM! [GULPS] AH! JUST HOW I LIKE 'EM. YOU'VE JUST EARNED
YOUR MARSHMALLOW PATCH,
MY FRIEND. [SIGHS] SO GRANDPA,
WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW? TELL SCARY STORIES?
I GOT ONE! OH, PHINEAS.
YOU ALWAYS START. WHY NOT GIVE ANOTHER KID
A CHANCE? YES.
HOW ABOUT YOU, CANDACE? NO.
OK... ANYONE ELSE?
BAJEET? WHAT? UH-- UH--OH. THANK YOU.
[WOLF HOWLS] WELL, THIS IS A STORY
ABOUT A KID WHO COMES
TO THIS COUNTRY AND GOES TO CAMP. HE, LIKE, HAS TO SHARE A TENT
WITH A BULLY. IT'S REALLY QUITE
TERRIFYING, ACTUALLY. QUITE...TERRIFYING. TAKE IT AWAY, PHINEAS. ALL RIGHT, GRANDPA.
I'VE GOT A GOOD ONE. IT'S ABOUT BIGFOOT! All: BIGFOOT? BIGFOOT? Grandma's Voice:
BIGFOOT? GRANDMA!
SORRY, DEAR. YOU ARE THE CUTEST THING
I'VE EVER SEEN. YES, YOU ARE.
YES, YOU ARE. YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE SAY
WE LOOK ALIKE. UH, I DON'T THINK SO.
NOT AT ALL. NO, NOT AT ALL. UH, DARLING,
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED YOUR CUCUMBER WATER.
I MADE IT ESPECIALLY FOR YOU. YOU KNOW,
STRUDELCUTIE4427 WAS A LOT LESS NEEDY
ONLINE. OH, YES. YES, HE WAS. I'M GOING
TO GO GET SOME AIR. ...LOT LESS NEEDY
ONLINE. [SLURPING] [SPITTING] OH,
I DON'T EVEN LIKE CUCUMBERS. WHY DO I ALWAYS
GET THE CRAZIES? AND THEY SAY
THAT WHEN THE MOON IS FULL, LIKE IT IS TONIGHT, BIGFOOT WILL RETURN
AND EXACT HIS REVENGE. [RUSTLING]
HUH? WHAT WAS THAT NOISE? [GASPING] [ALL SCREAMING] I REALLY SHOULD HAVE
PACKED MORE UNDERPANTS. [SCREAMING CONTINUES] HUH? THAT SOUNDED
LIKE SCREAMING CHILDREN. BUT IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY. OH...WHAA! AAHH! [SCREAMING] YOU GUYS CRACK ME
UP. HA HA HA! PHINEAS, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT? THERE'S NO BIGFOOT. IT'S JUST FERB
IN THE TREE. LOOK. SEE? THEY'RE JUST
DUMMIES. NICE ROPE SKILLS,
MY FRIEND. THEN WHO IS THIS? AH, IT'S AN
INFLATABLE FERB. [DOLL FARTING]
SOUNDS LIKE
FERB, TOO THAT WAS AWESOME! [GROANING] WHAT WAS THAT?
YOU'D BETTER STAY HERE WHILE I INVESTIGATE. [GASP] OH! [GRUNTING] BIGFOOT? HUH? WHAT? BIGFOOT! NO, NO, NO! WAIT!
IT'S ME! UNH! YAA! OOH! UNH! WHOA! OW! UGH!
OH! STRUDELCUTIE4427?
WHOOPS. ♪ AGENT P! ♪ WHOA! THAT WAS
A GOOD ONE, BOYS. YOU SURE GOT US. I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE! IT WAS JUST A JOKE,
CANDACE. YOU'RE A JOKE,
PHINEAS. CANDACE, HONEY.
CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN?
CALM DOWN? I DON'T WANT
TO CALM DOWN! BUT YOUR SCREAMING MIGHT ATTRACT
A REAL BIGFOOT. A REAL BIGFOOT. OH, GIVE IT A REST,
PHINEAS. EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS A REAL--- [ROARING] OH, FINE.
WHAT'S THIS ONE MADE OF? POPSICLE STICKS
AND GLITTER? UH, NO. [SNARLING] HUH. AAH! [CANDACE SCREAMING] [GASPING] [SCREAMING CONTINUES] HA HA HA! LOOKS LIKE WE
FOOLED 'EM, MA! [ZIPPING]
HA HA! OOH! DID YOU SEE THE LOOK
ON THEIR FACE? HA HA! THAT WAS SO COOL! OOH! GOOD ONE. AND YOU GOT AN INFLATABLE
GRANDMA, TOO. OH,
I'M NOT INFLATABLE. I'M YOUR GRANDMA'S
IDENTICAL TWIN. I ONLY COME OUT
ONCE A YEAR WHEN THESE TWO WANT
TO PRANK SOMEONE. WELL, BACK TO MY CLOSET! SEE YOU NEXT YEAR,
LORRAINE. COME ON. LET'S ROUND UP
THOSE SCARED KIDS AND HAVE SOME HOT COCOA. OOH! WHOA! OW! UHH! WHAA! IT'S NOT THE WORST DATE
I'VE EVER HAD. THERE WAS THAT ONE
THAT KEPT STABBING ME
WITH A FORK. GET THIS OFF OF-- AAH! [SCREAMING] HA HA HA!
I SURE GOT YOU GUYS. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
YOUR FACES. ONLY UNSOPHISTICATED,
IMMATURE BRAINS WOULD BELIEVE
IN MONSTERS. HEE! YES, IT TAKES
A MATURE ADULT SUCH AS MYSELF TO KNOW THAT
THERE'S NO SUCH THING-- AS--G-G-G-- BIGFOOT! AAH!
[DOOR SLAMS] OH, I DO NOT BELIEVE HER
ONE BIT. TOO MUCH OVERACTING. YEAH.
MM-HMM.
I SMELL HAM. [SLURPS]
HEY, PERRY. WHY ARE YOU ALL COVERED
IN LIPSTICK? [TEETH CHATTERING] Stacie: OH, HO HO!
YOU'RE MINE, MEAT. Candace: WHAT, YOU WANT
A PIECE OF ME? UH-UH. I WANT
THE WHOLE THING, BABY. [BOTH LAUGHING] SO, WHAT ARE YOU
YOUNG LADIES DOING? WRESTLING, MOM.
FAVORITE GAME. WELL, I'LL JUST
BE RUNNING
A FEW ERRANDS. FIRST, I'LL GET
THE GROCERIES, THEN TO THE FLORIST, AND THEN
TO THE CAR WASH. OK, WHATEVER. KINDA
BUSY RIGHT NOW. CALL IF THERE'S
ANY TROUBLE. WITH MY BROTHERS,
MIGHT AS WELL CALL NOW. HUH. YOU'RE RIGHT, FERB. I GUESS IT WOULD
MAKE A SOUND. SAY, WHERE'S PERRY? THERE YOU ARE,
AGENT P. IT HAS COME
TO OUR ATTENTION THAT ALL PIGEONS HAVE
LEFT THE DOWNTOWN AREA. OF COURSE, ON THE UPSIDE, I HAVEN'T WASHED MY CAR
IN WEEKS. [AHEM] WE CAN, UH,
ONLY ASSUME THAT DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
IS INVOLVED. YOU KNOW YOUR MISSION. ♪ PERRY! ♪ THAT ABOUT DOES IT. HEY, GUYS.
WHATCHA DOIN'? WE REMODELED
OUR OLD TREEHOUSE. WHAT DO YOU THINK? OH, MY GOSH! WOW. COME ON, CHECK IT OUT! THIS IS
THE MAIN CRIB.
SWEET. LET'S HIT THE TUBE
TO THE TOP. TUBE?
SURE. IT'S THE FASTEST
WAY UP. ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS? RELAX.
WE HAVEN'T MISSED YET. REALLY?
YEAH. YOU'RE OUR FIRST PASSENGER. WHAT?!
WHOO-HOO! AAH! AWESOME.
LET 'ER RIP! WHAA! [ALL LAUGHING] [ALL LAUGHING] CHECK OUT THE VIEW.
PRETTY SWEET, HUH? NO DOUBT.
WHAT'S THAT? OH, THAT'S JUST
CANDACE'S OLD TREEHOUSE. SHE DOESN'T USE IT
ANYMORE. WELL, THAT'S JUST SAD. HEY. WHAT IF
WE GAVE IT A MAKEOVER? SURE. SOMETHING MORE--
I DON'T KNOW... CANDACE!
YES! ♪ DOO-BE, DOO-BE
DOO WAH ♪ ♪ DOO-BE, DOO-BE
DOO WAH ♪ ♪ DOO-BE, DOO-BE
DOO WAH ♪ [BRAKES SQUEALING] ♪ DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL,
INCORPORATED ♪ VERY EFFECTIVE,
DON'T YOU THINK, PERRY THE PLATYPUS? [SLURPING] [SPITTING]
PERRY THE PLATYPUS! GET HIM! STOP HIM! HE'S HEADED
FOR THAT CLEARLY MARKED EXIT! [PIGEONS COOING] WINNER! WINNER! UNH! Phineas:
ATTENTION, CANDACE. COME OUT
TO THE BACK YARD. WE HAVE A SURPRISE
FOR YOU. WHAT'S GOING ON NOW? HEY, CANDACE.
CHECK OUT YOUR
OLD TREEHOUSE. I THINK YOU'RE GONNA
LIKE IT. [GASPS] NO WAY. I'D BETTER CALL MOM. OH, DON'T BE
SUCH A FUDDY-DUDDY, CANDY. COME ON. LET'S CHECK IT OUT. I DON'T KNOW,
STACIE. I THINK THEY'RE UP
TO SOME--WHOA! THIS IS SO WEIRD. I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S MY OLD TREEHOUSE. CARPETS, FURNITURE, ENTERTAINMENT CENTER. I MEAN, LOOK AT ALL
THE BELLS AND WHISTLES. MAYBE MY BROTHERS
HAVE BEEN REPLACED
BY ALIENS. YEAH, AND NOW THEY'RE GONNA
FATTEN YOU UP SO THEY CAN EAT YA! I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY DID THIS ALL FOR ME. Phineas: YOU MAY
BEGIN BOUNCING. BOUNCE? HA HA HA!
COME ON, BOUNCE! [GIGGLING] Both: WHOO-HOO! [PHONE RINGING] HELLO? WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF YOUR NEW TREEHOUSE? I LOVE IT!
YOU THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING. IT GETS BETTER. TRY PRESSING
THE "THF" BUTTON. "THF"? WHAT'S THAT? SOME SORT
OF SOUND SYSTEM? [RUMBLING] UH, PHINEAS? WHAT DOES "THF"
STAND FOR? TREEHOUSE FIGHT! Stacie: OH-HO!
THIS IS SO RAD! Both: OH, SNAP! [RUMBLING] I'M TAKIN' YOU DOWN! [BOTH SCREAMING] YOU SEE,
PERRY THE PLATYPUS, YOU ARE NO MATCH
FOR MY PIGEONS. I HAVE CONDITIONED THEIR
TINY LITTLE BIRD BRAINS TO DO EXACTLY
WHAT I SAY BY USING MY BRAND-NEW VERY EVIL INVENTION CALLED "THE POOPINATOR". VANESSA, PLEASE. THANK YOU. UH-- YOU TWO HAVE MET, RIGHT? VANESSA, PERRY THE PLATYPUS.
PERRY THE PLATYPUS, VANESSA. YEAH. HEY.
HOW'S IT GOING? OBSERVE!
WITH THIS, I CAN IMPLANT
THE TARGET IMAGE ON THEIR TINY LITTLE BRAINS
IN A FLASH! [COOING] EH, IT WORKS BETTER
FROM A DISTANCE. ANYWAY, TODAY
AT TOWN HALL THEY WILL AWARD
THE KEY TO THE CITY TO MY GOODY-TWO-SHOES
BROTHER ROGER. OH, HOW I LOATHE HIM. I LIKE UNCLE ROGER. THANK YOU, VANESSA. BUT I DON'T BELIEVE
I WAS TALKING TO YOU. IS YOUR NAME
PERRY THE PLATYPUS? NO, I DON'T THINK SO. [SIGHS] I SO
SHOULD HAVE GONE
TO SUMMER SCHOOL. I WILL NOT BE ATTENDING
THE CEREMONY. BUT MY PIGEONS
WILL BE THERE TO RAIN ON HIS PARADE.
HA HA HA HA! YOU SEE,
PERRY THE PLATYPUS, MY BROTHER ROGER
IS AT THE TOP OF A VERY LONG LIST
OF PEOPLE I DESPISE. VANESSA, MUSIC, PLEASE. [VAUDEVILLE MUSIC BEGINS] ♪ I BEAR LOTS OF ANIMOSITY
TO BELLHOPS ♪ ♪ THEY NEVER BRING
MY LUGGAGE UP ON TIME ♪ ♪ AND TAXI DRIVERS
REALLY TAX MY PATIENCE ♪ ♪ IF THEY VANISHED ♪ ♪ WOULD IT REALLY BE
A CRIME? ♪ ♪ I DON'T LIKE METER MAIDS
OR UNDERWATER WELDERS ♪ ♪ HEALTH FANATIC COOKS
OR CAMERA CREWS ♪ ♪ NOT FOND OF MONKS
OR YOGA TEACHERS ♪ ♪ OR SPORTS FANS
IN THE BLEACHERS ♪ ♪ AND I'M NOT SURE
HOW I'M FEELING ABOUT YOU ♪ ♪ THERE ARE LOTS
OF HORRID PEOPLE ♪ ♪ ON THIS PLANET ♪ ♪ THAT I WOULD LOVE
TO GIVE A LASHING TO ♪ ♪ BUT MY GOODY-TWO-SHOES
BROTHER ♪ ♪ THE FAVORITE
OF MY MOTHER ♪ ♪ IS THE ONE
I WANT TO SMOTHER ♪ ♪ IN A TON OF PIGEON GOO ♪ ♪ YES, MY GOODY-TWO-SHOES
BROTHER ♪ ♪ THE FAVORITE
OF MY MOTHER ♪ ♪ HE'S THE ONE
I WANT TO SMOTHER ♪ ♪ THANK YOU, SIR
I'LL HAVE ANOTHER ♪ ♪ HE'S THE ONE
I WANT TO SMOTHER ♪ ♪ IN A TON ♪ ♪ OF ♪ ♪ PIGEON ♪ ♪ GOO ♪ SO YOU SEE HOW I HELD
THAT LAST NOTE? GOOD, HUH? TREEHOUSE FIGHT! Both: BRING IT ON, MAGGOTS! Girls: WHOO! AWESOME! YEAH! NOW WHAT? LOOK! THE CONTROLS
ARE JUST LIKE THE VIDEO GAME. LET'S SHOW 'EM
OUR MAD SKILLZ. WHOO-HOO! LET'S DANCE,
SWEETS! HEY! STOP LEADING! YOU STOP LEADING! [THUDDING] GIVE HIM THE TWISTER! RIGHT! SCORE! HIT THE CRASH BUTTON! [CRASH] YES!
WHOO-HOO! WELL DONE, CANDIROCKS. LET'S NAIL 'EM! COME ON, FERB!
AAH! THE ENEMY IS UPON US!
MAN THE CANNONS! FIRE! [RATTLING] UH-OH! YOW! WHAT NOW? TRY PULLING
SOME LEVERS! YIPE! UNH! INCOMING! Both: YEAH! [WATER RUSHING] Both: EW! EGAD, MAN! IT'S AN END RUN
AROUND THE MIDDLE! SOUND RETREAT! [PLAYS BAGPIPES] Mrs. Flynn: HMM.
THAT'S FUNNY. I HAVEN'T GOTTEN
THE USUAL CALL FROM CANDACE. [CELL PHONE BEEPS] COME AND GET ME! [HORSE NEIGHS] [CELL PHONE RINGS] [ON PHONE]
CANDACE, HONEY,
I'M AT THE CAR WASH AND I'LL BE HEADING HOME
VERY SOON. BYE-BYE! OH, NO! PHINEAS AND FERB
TO ROBO-GIRLS... LAST ONE HOME IS A BIG OLD
PURPLE PICKLED EGG! [CLUCKING] Doofenshmirtz:
AH, THE AWARD CEREMONY. AND THERE'S MY INSIPID
BROTHER ROGER. WHA--AH. LET'S SEE
IF I'VE GOT ANOTHER COIN. NOW, WHAT WAS I SAY--
OH! I DESPISE HIM SO MUCH. YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS
A TRULY PETTY ACT OF VENGEANCE,
PERRY THE PLATYPUS, BROUGHT ON BY MY OWN
MINDLESS JEALOUSY. VANESSA!
FIRE THE HARPOON. PERFECT.
THE TIME HAS COME. DO NOT FAIL ME,
MY PIGEONS. Roger: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AS THE MOST HANDSOME
AND CHARMING MAN IN ALL THE TRI-STATE AREA, I HEREBY PROMISE
TO KEEP OUR CITY CLEAN. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] PAY ATTENTION
AND LEARN SOMETHING, PERRY THE PLATYPU-- WAIT, WAIT!
WHERE'S PERRY THE PLATYPUS? HE'S ESCAPING! WITH THE POOPINATOR! [PIGEONS COOING] Phineas: WHOA! CURSE YOU,
PERRY THE PLATYPUS! UH-OH. THIS IS NOT
GOING TO END WELL FOR ME, I'M AFRAID. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
FOR USING A BUNCH
OF STUPID PIGEONS. WAIT FOR ME! HOLD THE DOOR, PLEASE! COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON! [PIGEONS COOING]
AAH! [SPLATTERING] [GIGGLING] Girls: WHOO-HOO!
WAY TO GO! YEAH! AWESOME! HA HA! WE BEAT YA! YOU'RE BOTH BIG OLD
PURPLE PICKLED EGGS! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR TREE. YEAH. WE WERE FIRST. NUH-UH! WE WERE. Both: WE WERE! WE WERE. LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE HAVING FUN. WELL, MOM,
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. FUN NEVER FALLS
TOO FAR FROM THE TREEHOUSE. ♪ YES, MY GOODY-TWO-SHOES
BROTHER ♪ ♪ THE FAVORITE
OF MY MOTHER ♪ ♪ HE'S THE ONE
I WANT TO SMOTHER ♪ ♪ THANK YOU, SIR
I'LL HAVE ANOTHER ♪ ♪ HE'S THE ONE
I WANT TO SMOTHER ♪ ♪ IN A TON ♪ ♪ OF ♪ ♪ PIGEON ♪ ♪ GOO ♪ CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DISNEY--ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP SO YOU SEE HOW I HELD
THAT LAST NOTE?
