Granny Simulator | "GRANNYTOONZ, CAN I HAVE TWENTY DOLLARS?!"

grandma what is it grandma rainy it's it's it's it's my birthday granny walking present yeah that's why your mother brought you over that's a great granny I want I want $20 nice I'm knitting I'm knitting you and $20 live you ungrateful little shits granny grannys have to give $20 little grandsons old enough producer you get you get fast it's the way of the lives the way of the rule the way of life granny's always have to give $20 to grandsons or or or they're not their grandsons Wow that's right so you got to pay me granny where'd you go granny where'd you at would you at granny where'd you a I'm coming downstairs I mean you're better and spin it I mean you better be sitting your kills I mean I got six keys granting six keys oh that's right granny get on through a little hole yeah my whole Cillian Oh granny granny you told me to get you some some alcoholic beverages no one taught me how to throw what Tommy headed through granny wants to get it hot dark granny why is the world get hot today Oh woman Oh granny I think I found my favorite toy granny's nose knows when dangers around she could since it seemed not taking any damage there's the house on fire cranny do we need to call the fire department the fire department and lamps what are you doing cleaning up your room it's look as it was an explosive device my mom told me if granny ever acts crazy that I should look for the phone and call uncle uncle uncle Bob yeah Bob Uncle Bob he's on the police force he said that if you ever had crazy [Music] where'd you go oh that's a box an attendant get fit can't [ __ ] pitch my mi mi chubby ah my china cabinet she pulled a nice dishes listen I don't want to eat here anymore granny I'm out of life all right well I did this life you're leaving a blood trail everywhere you don't follow me that's kool-aid all the kool-aid sits in the nutrients anything you didn't know about this little door did you it's so adorable I can see up your panties are you see your granny panties no I can't see I'll granny the place yeah yeah they're here and they're gonna get you granny for all those evil doings you've done in your life you you forgot to get the key you've got to get the damn key I'm always forgetful just a baby's hello officer they would never shoot grannies granny I found your key I found my shoulder any second wait a minute no second what with the cops Oh what the [ __ ] is wrong with the cops coppers what are you doing what are we witnessing granny turn around and look up yes Oh Oh we're cops you don't because that some men came into the house and took you away oh god tell me more about the dream listen they were they were there they were ran there were in blue blue outfits and then they were like they were like come here granny you have to go you've been bad yeah what are you doing my toy Frannie get in the bed you need your bottle you can take a kid over here let me blow it out I gotta make a wish and blow out the candle thank you yeah you're welcome granny you're welcome oh he only did two damage yeah only did two damage cuz I'm a fool I'm a fool baby Oh we'll have a great granny great granny you have so many beer bottles huh oh holy me this again granny happened in my nightmare Oh Oh the ultimate nightmare granny lock yourself up oh that went out the window okay granny bootie lady you wanna play fetch with you I know you miss me miss dog Nereus he's yes let's play fetch Oh Lady I made a porch please I'm play a fortnight look oh yeah just play for tonight yeah granny it's getting night I'm greedy or any the the the doctors say you shouldn't be drinking alcohol anymore the Dodgers yes Dodger the foot for the damn baseball team you got too old any in your life I got to do something that I've never tried before in my life whole life not be a little [ __ ] nothing but the life ready [ __ ] I'll try to get a shower granny no one no one takes it takes me seriously and always think oh that's cuz you're trash what what why would you call me trash because you're in the trash man wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I'm going to show you a stunt a stunt that you have never seen before in your life okay alright ready please call me the great delirious a few moments later ready what are you doing granny hang on my arms Lee it's taken forever to charge oh thank you man enough to hit me I'm not even knock me down [Applause] god save me Grady okay dinner nothing in life doctored my mother was right I should never trust her granny you never trust her granny no hey what'd I tell you about locked doors in this animal come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on don't you jump to that hole I'm not gonna drop - no hos Vinny miss me ye ready oh you want to get bit about you give me a reason Oh Oh granny look what I found what have you found I found your favorite knife uh uh where's the port I'm gonna play fork and knife coming after me again oh no I'm saying live my life without it with Hannah norm I can get a pasta and get a bionic arm okay I don't need disarms that's right unhand me grandma what I'm in my bedroom looking for my favorite in cm amber ham album MC amber it's the amber with the amur dun dun been deterred undone ice ice hammer why don't you just sing like nine different songs I don't know I don't know where the last box is bleed Oh Lisa Miller what's in a box with the last lock it's in your bedroom isn't it no no no no no 78 seconds we gotta stand ups we've got ourselves a problem we got ourselves the grandma that doesn't pay attention to the boxes guns I hear you cracking bones granny you're right above me you can't grill right above me you can't pick up babies if you're standing right on them grandma oh well you believe now 20 seconds right oh no no no we're done box it it's over in the corner oh is it granny I want to watch you die no I'm just gonna watch you Dottie just jump in vanish a grandson die like there were two hell oh I was not paying attention to the blood at all all right this is trihard mobile granny is this trial mode if I've ever tried so hard to my lack strongholds trout here you are trial Wow that's right granny our are there in that move move that word from you granny whoa yes I get it from my grandma mmm I get it from my granny I get it from my granny she likes eating Gummy's hmm listen I hope you weren't hoping to have a bottle today oh yeah what wow wow we're ready playin like that granny you said so oh you are trust okay I can play with that hammer you're the triassic triose granny you're gonna have a [ __ ] knife what are you doing what are you doing granny throwing my stuff outside the window I'm cleaning I'm cleaning up your damn room ready your damn toys all over the place ready training you need to quit throwing my toys you missed this radical pots and pans down a bit please [Laughter] are you taking another pot Fran listen we got cooking there granny no I'm not I got that's only one thing I need to eat Oh granny you can't you can't return this item to the store yeah granny any okay I have the Dodge but you can touch I give you a shorter shot that's right dude may I give you a shorter granny you know supposed to be eating taking your pills today granny doctor says you always take them on Mondays all right what's the nice day missed out Oh ratings even he's getting duck Oh baby's not playing around for me with [ __ ] baby's not playing around baby babies lilius is not not you know playing around yeah would you say about pepper huh you want some salt with that huh Oh granny he will take this plate I clean this place cleaned you cleaned your plate I clean my plate granny granny I hid my face he takes my air freshener granny smell like mothballs in my room oh yeah oh so bad grandson oh it was just for a follow-up to granny oh that's right granny where you at I am looking for other props because apparently I've just wasted all the good ones on you would you tell my toys at my favorite toys oh great I know you wanted to play how to seek Thank You granny it's my favorite toys favorite toys of all I found dead outside cranny I look at a box and some stuck it up box was that fire and it was fire yeah it was it was straight fire are you going granny upstairs what are you doing right you put you kind of you kind of put like cooking oil with me talk to the bear I gotta grease you up there you go oh thank you thank you thank you granny thank you didn't take the other arm day look we did some arm granny search about search about search box yeah mama said knock you out and I'm gonna take my arm go sew it back on your mama's a [ __ ] what your mama and my mama are the same month weird words are you my grandson of my brother yeah Oh give you a hand job direct yeah [Music] Wow tasty tasty babies I'm not going back to the bus I'll never go back to the rest of my life I never go back to my head I can't we be friends why can't we be friends you're right [ __ ] I do a Toledo lado I made it out of clay later later later granny's gonna never hit mouch oh my ass cheeks knock you down or not I didn't know your hands so small my head or in my hand your head I was on your head look like a baby doll head I am a baby doll oh you're my dog so I that was completely on chance for me cuz you went around the corner when I hit you and I didn't know if I'm knocked you down or not oh and I couldn't see you out of the corner because I was looking right at the box he's the ultimate granny of the night look at me I'm Oh Oh granny granny I'm bleeding all over the floor are you go explain this explain this later you guys can you see it I can see my head clearly it's [ __ ] tiny I also do not have any eyeballs Oh God ready um Annie you found me granny are you taking a bath I'm a little [ __ ] like you've always been pieces of [ __ ] like you for breakfast Annie you don't have a bath this is the only place I could take a bath man ruined it ruined everything we love my mom I'm looking at you ready police granny granny cook it go give me granny give me the bottle go give me the bottle I mean I mean the the fire thing I now light myself on fire catch that on your body cams oh my god I'm still moving around us hey guys if you want more videos just like this one you know what to do press the like button get it up to 70,000 likes now no you could do it in on my website burns new much a new hats a new shirt design and the back cool hoodies are back so check those out I'm gonna leave a link at the top of description hope you enjoyed this video drop a like leave a comment and I kept you all in the next video peace out everybody [Music]

Channel: H2ODelirious

Views: 3,462,133

Keywords: H2O, Delirious, Funny, Hilarious, Random, Moments, Delirious Army, co-op, VS, Cartoonz, H20 Delirious, Granny Simulator, Zombie Granny, New Mode, Cops

Id: dCLq4cZLgO8

Length: 22min 57sec (1377 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 30 2019