Granny Simulator | "Custom cosmetics and a NEW Tiki Torch weapon!"

Freddie what granny there's a monster downstairs in the living room oh it's just me it's just me I gotta upgrade I went to the beauty salon okay you look how damn look how beautiful iron Grady you look just like a cartoon youtuber sorta didn't be I'm knitting me a knob pants listen alright so the creator of the game through in just a little Easter Egg for me a cartoon so you know it's not the world but thank you no thank you thank you for trying yes everybody go show him some love because you know it's great when creators and developers can get together launch up sent once upset and are you ready granny cuz I am ready bounce off my damn horn did your horny granny very arty gritty Oh granny and then like h2o delirious granny oh god I need pretty look come in my bedroom I'm coming granny okay I'm good I'm damn slow come here oh no Grady please it's good to go it's a good girl Oh greedy baby liras has not taken a collector to evil grannies it's time to exercise this house ready for some exercising granny I told you go good look how beautiful yeah I'll look how beautiful he is when he's Opie granny moved with the head Oh Freddie I got a new toy great I got a new toy yeah there you go thank you look at this new toy victims inside of you forever got a snake and they put the little flag in and it tells you if it's well done or air or whatever yeah try a pincushion very good not stickin em either huh you know it's sticking on your face ball guy okay I thought I thought you were coming after me no you're coming after the granny we're best friends I don't want to read another where'd you get these damn Thanks don't mean it it don't mean I can laugh like Bill ears listen he's my favorite youtuber granny really I watch him every day every day I watch him I'm sorry yesterday I jump back into the house [Applause] whoa I was outside 100 pits yeah I was like I was like moving oh my god never call me never call me a bad grand bargain ready I had a terrible nightmare Grady so that all started with me crouching and going Randy what are you doing outside I'm back I'm back inside are you ridiculous give me give me the bottles in the bottles I can make the bottles wattles can't it granny granny there's a lot a lot of beer bottles out here you know what they say about granny's and beer he's out here flowers Oh Oh granny what any look oh god wait is that what that was it I found grandpa's shoes grandpa's shoes yeah grandpa shoes what ready you take up grandpa you know you can't watch you keep coming wait a little grab my shoes listen coming ah maybe bounces back granny maybe oh no no no baby bath has been that's right what the hell I got some damn strong feet so to shoot the boots make you kick me further that's crazy look like you bounce off the damn Mountain no granny there's only one place a baby can go after after being kicked so hard so hard into the dirt let's opting Hill I know I help you track great and sneak around a corner look watch watch I'm just gonna sneak around the corner just happy to see me did you have the contract contractors over Oh oh my God look at your help Wow Wow ready Mon no granny please oh yeah bottle Oh granny listen there's been enough playing games around here we just wait there's only one tool I need finish the job only one - what the hell - hit me in the ass was that I throw a beer bottle down the hall did I hit you yeah you did it went through the cubby hole Rani Rani it's over [Applause] delirious mask really paid off granny Wow you look horrible [Laughter] ready are you okay what happened open granny oh happy hard you look you look like boots like you look flatter for what Erdos granny what are those can I get you in there come on think about it you get in there you get to you get to meet you're in your own car I'm gonna coming now granny yeah dude the baby butt comes to granny jump on the couch and you'll turn into me watch look if ever if ever a granny dies she's reborn inside of her own grandson Oh grand son grandson toons listen yes I hope you've been extra nice this year and not a demon child not a demon child listen I was born a demon child you're coming my Lords you're gonna take the church let's take a cake oh god see all grandson I got face protection I got face protection hey where are you grandson I'm coming upstairs I'm coming up the stairs coming upstairs don't come upstairs are you know horny though some fish oh just wait just wait till you get up you're going in the toilet you know [ __ ] apparently Wow oh god no oh God that's right that's right help me wash it [Music] [Music] what the hell you played in the big leagues that's right play didn't you what the [ __ ] you call both the mine was advantage I can't get I can't I got the other one the one you put really hiding it here yeah it's in your chance I could probably take it out of your chest if you don't see it you don't see any of them they're all right here yeah let me see if I can grab the one at another baby oh no you have enough strength I don't know why you just pop it in my hand yes we're playing the chest you're right like seriously it is in your chest right now you're running around with it hey grandson come to the living room I want to play catch with you it's I bought a dartboard by me great place stronger to ever be stronger faster more agile with horns the demon is coming out no not the demons he there we go there we go Oh relieving myself relieving myself what the hell just happened here where are you wait a minute happening where are you where are you hello right then I'm right in front of you are you are you're not us did my grandson die and I'm being haunted oh I see a pinkie coming up the floor oh god I must leave or I am okay you're like a shark do that how'd you do it Oh God like this oh yes oh okay Manny you were really going through the ground and stuff oh you missed that one I'm not missing oh the baby the baby's really missing today oh you're very spiky today oh yes yes granny has a passion when picking flowers all right I call [ __ ] for it it hurt me it hurt me but it is not sticking in me at all what it's not sick and heavy red it is not to get everybody definitely hurt me where are you hurt your feelings it did hurt my feelings it made me feel like I'm 18 years old hey hey stand up come on I need you more dimension to me yes brought to you by the [ __ ] ain't he the devil swear to God only reason a granny come down here oh yeah you can't hit a moving granny granny granny oh yeah yeah why God you really are the devil how are you what I'm not around I can't know I could you could run around when you want oh I don't know I think you glitches sometimes oh yeah okay hope their mass protects you from that show Oh God listen I I'm the oldest they sure do leaders fed right I love it sure the ladies babysitter's ever since I watched him in his first day okay gran how old are you I'm 103 three years today thanks for purchase you did you kick granny anything for her birthdays I did listen fact granny granny wants one thing for her birthday one thing only what you wanted me h2o delirious like you're pissing well you know granny has a small bladder no dieter actually [Music] fire I know I know I didn't listen so why you should never play with fire oh oh oh you were just trying to go back to help you do it granny friend like that I just made a feel going out right through the door that was awesome great so here let me teach you about the birds and the bees okay tell me tell me about so the bees they they'd like to take their poker their sinker and they'd like to they'd like to just put it they like to sting the birds without the birds permission and you shouldn't do that you shouldn't do that because if you do that then you know it's gonna get infected right one day [Music] it's disgusting disgusting okay Wow Wow [Music] nothing [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] you say but this kid keeps you right through the kid shoes grab it I can't take it have my own arm freak dancing I'm new I know I used to break dance when I was younger oh my god I don't [ __ ] destroy oh this hurt it doesn't feel good right son doesn't look good it doesn't feel good it's like some giant toothpicks man oh [Music] oh oh grandpa Ronnie no Ron you might hurt you soon listen I already hurt myself hurt I didn't call neither where are you where you at where you at where you at listen I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna make a search I'm gonna make a city ransom where are you you don't miss me you please me enough grass side a Billy got one hell no I don't know I don't have one else oh you can't tell what my health is unless you just oh no don't do 50 damage please I had 41 health did they buff that [ __ ] like UJ him before a hundred damage alright well that was an interesting game so it was he added he had a tiki torches and boots that make granite granny kick the grandson a lot further I really hope he keeps working on this game because those little ads make the game so much more fun yeah and it gives us a reason to keep coming back so if you're listening game creator keep working on weapons we need tons of weapons tons more weapons I dunno I do know for a fact he is creating a bigger multiplayer map for more players because now we're able to play with more players right now but he doesn't have a map for it so he's working on that imagine for babies versus for Grandma I know we could have that right now if you want to see something crazy like that alright see baby squirrel baby ohm baby tunes vs. grandma larious oh the light button right now and maybe you can see it in the next video he said everybody's [Music] you're never gonna take this away from me today really I'm so proud to be a part of this great big family you're never gonna take this away from me

Channel: H2ODelirious

Views: 2,245,399

Keywords: H2O, Delirious, Funny, Hilarious, Random, Moments, Delirious Army, co-op, VS, Cartoonz, H20 Delirious, Granny Simulator, Zombie Granny, New Mode, Cops

Id: Avt9ZuEcYrc

Length: 26min 38sec (1598 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 14 2019