Grandmas Play Cards Against Humanity

- "How did I lose my virginity?" - (laughs) - (laughs) (old-style music) - "The person who most recently pooped begins as the card czar". - She's volunteer. - "I drink to forget--". No, you don't take a black one. - Oh, no? - And then you have to find the answer. - Okay. - No, the answers are back there. - There is nothing here like that. - I see a good one. - [Rhoda] (laughs) - But you've gotta pick it. - "Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe". - I think anal fissures is best. - Aww. - This is not a game any of my sons would be playing. - "It is a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with--" "Whining like a little bitch". - And here's mine. - "Some really (bleep)". - Goodness! - Oh! Ohh! Whoa! - "In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?" "Being awesome at sex". - What's your answer? - "The primal ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now". - 1,000 years. - "I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of--" "Edible underpants". - I have to pick one that's really not funny, because these are all too crude. - "But I couldn't complete my homework because of" "Italians". My good--. Am I so bad? (laughs) - No! - "What killed my boner?" - Read this. - "The Rapture". - "The Rapture". (laughs) - "Crumbs all over the god damn carpet". - That would do it. "What's making things awkward in the sauna?" - Oh, mama mia. "Pooping back and forth forever." - That would make things awkward. That's pretty funny. "Elderly Japanese men". Pretty decent. - (laughs) "Help me, doctor, I've got blank in my butt". - "A salty surprise"? - (laughs) Oh my God. - This one's funny. - "Public ridicule in my butt". - (laughs) - I like this one. Carmela wins. - "What's my anti-drug?" - "The Little Engine That Could". My grandson used to love that. - Or, or this one. - "Grandma"! "Grandma"! - That is a good anti-drug. - (laughs) I never wanna see those cards again, ever in my life. Not even drunk. It's not worth it. - (laughs) I thought it was fun, but it was kinda crude. The answers are not very nice. What do you think, Carmela? You think it's a good game? - Of course it was a good game. - (laughs)

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Keywords: america, american, buzzfeed, buzzfeedyellow, cards, cards against humanity, d57R, evil, funny, grandma, grandmas, grannies, granny, humanity, italian, italy, nana, olive garden, three

Id: Clxn3Z24hdQ

Length: 2min 54sec (174 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 25 2015