Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories - The Movie

[Music] [Music] [Music] you you big bats reporting for duty sir relax relax are you well yes Thank You sergeant good in here you can call me Jerry okay okay Jerry huh now Vic tell me why did you sign up huh to stay out of jail because you like getting shouted at huh what makes you polish your boots and put bullets in your guns in the hopes that maybe you got to shoot someone ah I got a difficult family I got responsibilities what kids a broad giving you shit huh no brothers uh when is real sick asthma and I gotta pay the bills the other well may be sick too but in a different way my mom's a mess so you joined the army to get rich not exactly but you know my dad he came here from Dr we didn't have a lot of opportunities and what else was I supposed to do why did you join up to get rich what why you messing with me sergeant I ain't too relaxed agency look big there are plenty of opportunities for a man who knows the game to make real money so I don't want any trouble man well what's trouble nobody everybody wants to relax no trouble and there's plenty of money to be made nice and easy listen I don't think this is for me so if there's nothing else see relax huh come on hey I need a favor no risk so why do you need me if there's no risk take registration besides you're not on duty for a couple of days listen you take my bike you go over to the airport and you pick up a package for me huh okay just this one favor that's it good [Laughter] [Music] listen if plans change I'll let you know what's this it's a pager tough guy welcome to the 80s Vic [Music] hey army boy Jerry sent you say Jerry ah sergeant Martinez sure come with me soldier I've got something for your boss may life's been good to you hmm come on let's take a ride here's Jerry stuff Terry my cut goes up next time vice city's getting to peligroso for us freelancers speaking of which we've got company grab that corner take them out you no worries oh look I gotta go the cavalry just turned up okay bye corporal what can I do for you listen Jerri you gotta get rid of that stuff it's making me nervous I'm not into drugs and I know the fuck out my friend you're really getting on my nerves besides oh you're gonna get in trouble with I'm your superior officer and you told me you needed the money I do need the money huh well you're on like drugs I don't think they were good seen me neither but you like guns huh they don't give you a moral problem I mean no good cuz I know a guy who can sell all the guns we can get them which is trust me quite a lot I don't know sergeant this is getting heavy we'll make a whole pile of cash for nothing by that sick brother of yours oh all out of candy what do I have to do nothing just go and pick up some money from him he's down over by the docks hey Vic you want some of this you must be Nick Jerry told me about you hey I used to be in the service yeah listen he said you'd have some money for me sure sure well I ain't a bank I don't have it on me but I'll take you to it you I've been having trouble with em cholo boys some of them what the hell is a cholo bunch of Mexican gangbangers bad boys tryin to take over all the gun runnin and down look where's the money Phil yeah well funny thing is he's like this it's under the floorboards of my old place but the cholo evicted me and now I can't get to it I'll get to it see you around I'm gonna kick your ass [Music] cholo clue you good pendejo man you asked for this you to expand us all you [Music] well did anyone ever tell you that are really dumb name no no one's ever mention it look at that is that legal can I almost give consent I don't know listen Jerry can you stash that weed somewhere he's what we what you fucking relax my friend look I'm not some idiot that you can just never called you an idiot oh look at that candy some guy's daughter right listen Jerry you listen huh oh dude will you look at that man I gotta get laid oh geez hey if you weren't such a square I do you up I'm joking come on this is the army not the Navy listen I need a broad oh I need Mary Mary Mary quite contrary Judah collect your pot - sure I'll go get that from your quarters you go get married for me okay she's over at Vice port oh and go see Phil again he says something about a gift for you I don't trust you Martinez hey that is not an appropriate way to speak to a superior officer the represent in my bed Oh genius great hiding place what are you 15 area oh and tell Mary I love her hey Vic how you doing Martinez wanted me to give you this don't worry it's not traceable don't worry man I'm getting too deep into this shit do you know Mary if you want Mary she's at a party up on starfish I'm heading over there myself you can give me a lift [Music] I'm Mona by the way if there's anything I can do for you or to you just let me know you [Music] thanks for the ride rugged fella maybe I can pay you back in kind later I just need to find Mary sure she's right over there are you Mary come on let's go hey we paid for her she's not going anywhere is that a fact damn right come on let's get this lowlife nobody and teach this bitch a lesson - don't mean a soldier don't push [Music] take it easy muscles I've got a delicate disposition did Martina send you that cockroach still owes me from last time Corporal Vance would you care to explain why there's marijuana hidden under your bed and who the Sam Hill is this hey buddy listen I charge more for groups you brought a whore onto the base have you no shame boy are you a moron is that it drugs whores you're out of here soldier you're a disgrace [Music] adios mio you blind you Phil where are you Phil it's me Vic oops but your hands rhyme sam boy you think you can come here rob me probably try to rape me I know your guy Phil it's me Vic your brother in arms I'm gonna teach you a lesson lower your pants and prepare to cry I'm gonna give you a shotgun suppository [Laughter] it's me Vic why didn't you say so good to see you brother come here let me squeeze a fart out of you I'm sorry about Bruce man he was the best hey I can still see the smile on his face when he shot that little goof bang mmm go to hell hey have you been drinking what do you think listen we gotta go I got something to show you come on come on come on now hold on you're gonna drive let's go maybe I should drive man damn stick shift Beck we're gonna try bounce some cholo I know right where we can pick up the trail I'm just trying to make an honest living man but they're organized I can't compete man you know this used to be a fine country oh nothing fell for sure some cholos be here those scumbags are always crossing them ha that's not hanging around here Vic cops make me nervous I hear you man sometimes I skits out and kill a lot of them say I know another place those damn cholos might be strike two where are they this could take hours good job I brought a little something to drink hmm cholo bastard there is cholo bastard goddamn show those who do they think they are messing with me Phil bitch killer Cassidy yeah this is some fancy driving we're gonna need to get my car fixed up back old girl ain't looking so good boy she is looking like a daisy now you you're a fine wingman Vic damn cholo will think twice before shitting on my patch from now on see you around partner she around Phil what's going on you're a mess I'm not drunk I'm just resting my eyes okay so what's going on yeah not boom shines about to get blown sky-high I bet you anchor scumbags hmm what yeah them cholos who's gonna blow up my liquor and there's so much of it at the warehouse one mass Floyd all the way Tennessee Tennessee bill come on let's deal with the thing is Vicki boy my daddy was an angry man he never ever told me how a special in fact he used to beat me especially when he caught me staring at my cousin or my sister you know what he said to me he said I'd be better off dead and how exactly is this helping the tragedy of it is I've just like you I am a drunk I deserve to die it should have been me and said of Zack on Hill 491 man pathetic [Applause] Oh I've got a sworn I lock this place up skimming cholo bashers body trap my place ain't no use running when that boom shine blows we're all gonna die get a grip I'll get you damn liquor I'll back the truck up to the door you'll order up you you I better put these babies in some safe place huh you think you can jack me bitch he'll when it kid [Applause] Hey look who it is Victor Vance what's going on amigo you want some smoke fuck you martinez max you're so fucking histrionic it's like hanging out with a bitch on her period you want me to fuck you up whatever baby the thing is you work for Phil and Phil Phil works for me which makes you my bitch's bitch figure that out shit City so you have better play nice if you want to get paid huh because if you don't get paid then who's gonna look after your sick brother hey change the record baby fuck fuck you what did you expect me to do huh I didn't screw you over for fun I was saving myself and you would do the same and don't pretend otherwise I had a career so what you got kicked out of the army big deal hey I told Phil about some guns I can sell if you can get them hmm hey Phil don't smoke too much of this shit huh it'll make you trip out get paranoid sure later Jerry come on Vic this just silence any asshole following me we're gonna need some backup Vic I know some guys it'll help are we being followed we better not be being followed I'll rip those bastards livers right out of their side chill out man there ain't no one following us hey fellas come on we're gonna make some money they're good guys Vic just always so quiet maybe I shouldn't trust them hey I'm gonna take the truck back to my place anyone follows me you give them hell they said back up [Music] you hello Marty Phil Cassidy sent me oh hi Marty ain't home or nothin oh okay well do you know when he's gonna be back I don't know nothing excuse me what do you want boy nothing are you Marty no now get going boy bitch bitch get your sorry ass out here I thought I told you to clean this shit up Marty Barry Beth's been sick don't be using that baby is an excuse Louise cuz I'll hit her as well as you are you Louise I'm a friend of Phil's friend of Phil's well why don't you say so boy I'm Marta Jay Williams I was too busy watching you threaten your wife well we was only playing around boy he didn't mean nothing by it he only hits me when I deserve it oh yeah well Phil says you guys might have some work for me I'm big fans yeah sure I got a few things need take care out now as matter of fact Dabney and Louise you would have this shit cleaned up before I get back you got me a business interest of mine is having trouble with some idiots that need putting straight what business are you in I'll look after people and they look after me sometimes I have to remind them of their obligations if they don't but mostly I just mind my own business you mind yours pal okay we're here now get on in there and teach them idiots a lesson you're not coming why would I employ a dog then bark myself go Sikkim pal please I can't afford to pay any more protection you don't pay you don't stay fuck this place up who the hell is this hero you're gonna be sorry don't sit down my friend you done real good Vic Marty she's with you what do you do let's come in your store my protection don't run a no daily visit are you hot for me boy is that it you want to see my pretty face here every day what it's like no voice in my time your protection rate just went up come on Vic these cholo boys normally protect a store nearby now it's gonna need new protection let's go get it you're running a protection racket and more besides soon enough come on put the pedal to the metal step on it this is it let's get in there and bring them into the fold but I pay protection to the cholo I don't see that protecting you any Nick get to work Marty to save right you want to get paid be a man or you all hat no cattle please I don't want any trouble that's why you need us please this is crazy [Music] who's the Chimbote now my money okay I'll pay I'll pay you did a man's job today I might have more work for you see you around [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] how you keep I better now good don't stop I'm waiting for Marty no it's nice to talk to someone so Phil said you was in the service yeah but I screwed up you and me both damn it woman if you're gonna dress like a whore I'm gonna turn you out I was doing my aerobics Marty for crying out loud give me a break I will a broken fucking neck you watch you mouth on my goddamn house sorry now look what you gone are done you imbecile Jesus woman hey what's up Vic Vance you said you might have some other work yeah yeah sure I got some debt people need to start paying if you shut that Bret up woman I will screw you Marty you're nothing but an inbred hillbilly piece of shit better watch your math tramp I'll knock them teeth out go ahead go fat-ass big sister hers I'll hit her doll - come on [Applause] here's a list of shit needs repossessing I don't think you've got the stones to get it for me prove me wrong hey son of a bitch that's my car don't take it personally pal ah I paid Barney off weeks ago man what that [Applause] hey get that van out of here why do I get the impression none of those debts were genuine whatever I say is mine is mine and what I say goes if you want to get all around here you learn that one kid so it seems I got some competition what do you mean them damn cholos are trying to muscle in on my repo business it's time I sent them a message grenades I just want to make sure they hear what I have to say easy climber [Music] it's time to diversify my interests Vince Vic whatever we're going into the whoring business we're gonna take over place help you on there once we're in it's party time yes siree boy I just got me an itch I need scratching Shane you're clear boy I'm gonna toss you a bone thanks but I don't need you tossing my bone just get up there and clean the damn place out Vince oh man yes and it's loaded hey papi chulo spare me please it will con named Starkey how high can you jump boy boy oh you're pretty tough you inbred piece of white trash won't you come down here to ask me that again huh I ain't scared of you oh yeah then why is your voice cracking boy all right all right enough skin stop disturbing the goddamn neighbors with this bullshit I pay you to help me not to argue here loud and clear boss good now we got some problems with them cholos they've been threatening my girls now I want you to teach them some respect anyway I told them you bring her over to me I don't care if she's 40 I like her pool you start with us we're gonna finish you all you three workers no one messes with the Chunnel over here quick relax we've got more than rubbers for protection let's get you out of here there's no place for a lady come on let's go that was fun baby you're incredible this is glad to be a service ladies take it easy girls look after yourselves out there Phil baby when I screw you over yeah you would bullshit I wouldn't not to you not to a brother-in-arms come on give me a hug screw you over now you'd never screw anyone over would you oh look who it is st. Victor of Vance no holier than thou killer all these principles you go around shooting people I do what I gotta do oh that's rusted an asshole you'll enjoy there brother admit it cuz you're a maniac huh I gave you a life go to hell Martinez huh see Phil I saved Vic and I can save you too huh what is this comeback one he wants me to go over to some warehouse see if his merchandise is all there that's all hey it's cool go with him Vickie boy if you don't trust me but Phil you owe me after what you said you said that was forgotten if you do this I'll explain as we drive here it's time for me to get another drink what was that about you've got to go no I got drunk and told Martin's I didn't trust him no more I said he was an asshole he is an asshole no I am cuz now he won't put any work my way until I do trust him let's get this over with who the hell are these guys hey fellas Martinez yeah Martinez said bye-bye huh damn play fair fellas what about the damn Geneva Convention [Music] for fuck's sake Phil do something hey babies yeah the surrounds our daddy assholes I think we've both outgrown our usefulness to Martinez Jerry wants us dead shitting asshole I'm gonna lay low for a while I reckon you should too screw that I ain't hiding from that piece of shit remember discretion is the better part of valor good luck soldier [Music] Oh hey Louise hey Vic how are you yeah getting better well alright hey there you deserve good things honey yeah maybe better than this shit hey come on what's wrong nothing everything it's bullshit I mean I'm a fucking mess you didn't finish high school got a kid buy a goddamn print living on my sister's couch no hope come on you're just going through a bad time right now things will improve you'll see show me a way out just show me a fucking way out I don't know look at it this way I've been kicked out of the military now I'm working with jerks robbing people all to pay for my brother's medical bills or my mother freebase is half the money I sent anyhow I am not the one to ask for advice look at us what a pair pathetic huh worse than pathetic hey you want to go out maybe get some fresh air have some fun sure sounds good say Phil said there was a quad bike race at the trailer park there you go hey great quad bikes and moonshine let's go will the baby be ok back at your sister's sure she'll be just fine I'm looking forward to having me some fun good luck Vic you'll need it [Music] that was great I had the best time glad to hear it Louise look I'm a little worried about your baby Oh Mary Beth she'll be fine but maybe I better get back wait up I'll take you that's okay will you call on me sometime Vic Vance just tired doesn't look like nothing what's wrong I love some of her things back at Marty's everything I do is wrong I can't even run away right look it's not such a big deal we'll just head over to Marty's and go get him what about Marty well what about him thanks Vic you're something else I don't like the look at these guys aren't they the guys from the quad bike race so you cheats has shown your ugly bitch-ass faces if Marty heard you talking to me like that Marty Marty said the next time he saw you you turn you out back off white trash white trash you are doing this boy I'll get my baby's things you should have just bought new I will I just found Marty's wallet inside I'm going shopping that asshole owes me Barty ain't gonna be too happy when he finds out she ripped him off like I give a shit Vic Vance I never knew I could have such a good time a great time oh yeah we had a riot and you were great well I better get on inside see you later last night I was being polite I never fuck are you where's Louise what he took her that animal he took her he's gonna do something wicked Tarek who took her and who are you marriage / sister who are you Vic a friend oh it's it's nice to meet you of I've heard a lot about you Oh took her that monster Marty he said he's gonna turn her out Jesus is his old wife gonna be your whore Marty you've been whoring yourself on that fake don't you deny it well if you're gonna act like a whore you're gonna be one get in that truck you lookin for trouble Vince [Music] bitch I can't believe you killed him how am I gonna look after my baby now you what Marty was an asshole he treated you worse than shit I'm sorry I just Hey look Marty's Ken are gonna be coming for you now we better get you someplace safe I can handle Marty's kid Louise I just want to make sure you're safe that's all look you and Mary Beth are gonna be better off without Marty you know are we it's just everything's changing so fast everything's gonna be fine you're okay Vic Vance you I've been thinking over what you said about me and the baby being better off without Marty and I've got a plan why don't you take over Marty's business I'm no gang boss no but you could be come on we both need the cash honey first we need to get some guys together Turk hey wanna make some money Fox man you're coming with me I'm the man for the job I need your help man I'm the man for the job you I'll go find some more guys and see you at Marty's other place this shouldn't be too tough come on guys [Music] like you did it Vic the whole damn Kaboodle's yours yeah but I don't know how to run this kind of thing Marty could do it and he was nearly inbred you'll pick it up you're amazing you can do anything hey boss this is a full-time position yeah yeah it is everything's gonna be just fine hey let's hey what are you doing here you don't sound so pleased I'm not so pleased thanks bro who was your expected what a greeting man not you someone useful so what am i a handicap huh your dumb ass no life no good brother something like that yeah well I'm not the one who got kicked out of the army no you're the asshole who got kicked out of the Boy Scouts oh come on man I come all this way to see you and you treat me like I got herpes maybe that's because your whole life you've gotten us into trouble Oh give me a break man I've changed okay I'll give you a chance one chance come in man you won't regret it baby I love you man and love catch a swirl but Vic what I have got herpes get off me man just get in the damn car all the cholos have been looking for you mr. bigshot what do you want with me I'm not talking to you I'm talking to him you killed plenty cholos now we kill you plenty Hilux is this your idea of a Welcome Party come on move it going man hey watch the road I'm just too pretty to die do you have any friends in this town [Music] one more Lance fans change that's you prick you're never driving again I had it with you man you put me off you always treat me like a kid I'd appreciate a ride to my hotel impressive this place ain't cheap I wouldn't know I told them to bill you hey Louise it's me Vic thank god you're here I just heard your cat house is going up in flames are the girls okay did Marty's inbred family do this I'll be right down did you call the fire department don't worry I know where we can get a fire truck that's Marty's cousin he did it Vic get him bastards got six toes per you [Music] Vick welfare said I was a bad mother their man said he was gonna take Marybeth off me unless I put out for him but I'll show him I've got a couple of guys to take care of him what's killing him is gonna make things worse where's this happening well kinda right now did I do wrong how was I to know better somebody help all that in your report leave the weeds Williams alone pal or you and I are gonna become close friends okay okay she's white trash anyway [Music] [Music] hey you and Berto did somebody order a stripper excuse me because I like my bitches a bit less Baldy what are you a comedian friend no I'm a man and just like you uh-huh umberto robina you must be Vance yeah that's right so you heard about Marty yeah I heard about that dumb Punk came to an unfortunate end uh bitch fight I like that uh two bitches going at it hot and sweaty oh right right bag yeah whatever you're into me hey I met you man man proving themselves oh yeah yeah yeah sounds fun look you work for Marty for years so in between men can I rely on you sure papi if you can prove to me you got some balls pack is waiting for collections downtown go get it for me if you can I'm not to delivery man French until I know you got some balls and some juice in them there'll be no alliance between us wine will go with you he'll tell me if you've got something down there [Music] let's just make I kiss you oh not today you got some Cuban in you you look like you got some cure in you lady no I'm from Ohio you are so cute in you lady no like I told you I'm a lesbian on a committed journey with my life partner now mister Robina about your father's welfare whatever man Vic I tell you this bitch is crazy for me can you smell it that's going wild always the same listen we got a problem huh yeah boy Jerry he's causing all sorts of trouble Martinez yeah mr. Robina must I remind you I am a very busy woman hey baby yeah listen you keep your panties on okay I got some serious man shit to deal with with my body why don't you just sit down stay birdy don't worry uh I'll be back with some serious Tori so you got a friend for my buddy he's a little bit shy oh whatever yeah let's roll show these boys how to be men and take back our streets from these bits cholos I have my own bitch to deal with inside you're not coming I will be son but not with your my friend all right baby you even got any balls fuck you man I didn't know have you I'd see shit with more gods you're gonna say if I was going said you're about ladyboy he's my daddy and I love him I can't believe you would do this if you left him there to die Umberto what's the problem oh my god I'm going to be an orphan I'm sorry Beto that's his dad he's already wrestling man so why the tears we just found some Charles are you all right MA so why doesn't somebody just go pick up Alberto that's what we said tulum bad dog he freaked out go get him no no waving don't let my dad be collected by these two bitches he's a man they will kill him will you come I can't drive man god Danny I'll go get up but you owe me freakin hey Alberto your son sent me to pick you up gracias Senor you're late are they I can't be late opening my cafe in 20 years I have never open late take it easy Alberto no problems I don't feel too good take it easy my heart Oh all this rushing my heart she's not so good these days so I ask you once more are you man yeah then why are you not like ball because I suddenly am a little sense of the you ain't got baby I got a whole sack full here tons of them balls everywhere balls to spare oh man he certainly full of balls you what baby you whisper sweet nothings there's some bitches here hard lover boy no but Victor van this is a real man with a lot of balls you're not a scarer no cholos are you big you know why scared of nobody so show him your balls no I was in the Army not the Navy throw your bitches come on man I'm just messing with you someone's gonna teach these cholos a lesson I guess I have to go alone Humberto bus I'm up for anything mang I just don't want to have to take my balls out of gang yeah can't we just go hitch it up and keep our pants on yeah let's roll ha ha see Vic they didn't want to go and now they've gone the art of leadership my friend is making people believe they have the idea all along my men are going to collect a little gift for the cholo they'll meet up with you after after what after you clear the way for us then we're gonna hit the shuttles hard and take your guns I'll coordinate the attack from here show a big man we really need a coordinated back here going now you can't grow I said it we're gonna need some pros they show always loading up man I've got your backs how do you ever get really cholo man very tasteful it's raw breath we got what we came for we're gonna go back now okay [Music] my friend today is a good day we turn the tide in Little Havana the churros are finished Umberto Robina says you are a true friend you can count on me for anything I love you man like a son or a dog I am Lance Vance baby you could trust me Lance T Vance at4 truck great I Love You Man no not in a funny way shit I job what was that didn't sound like nothing Vic look at me it was nothing and you look at me what was that about you thanked me like I haven't heard that before what have you done I found a way in two kids broken home no education no father what and riches shit it's American Dream Baby be with good law medical treatment we are not kids we're young at heart listen I met a big player and we'll get big money for doing absolutely nothing this better not be drugs we won't be touching no drugs man come on you know I'm your brother you can trust me so who is this player my man's name is Forbes he's gonna call us at the burger bar any minute now so let's get down there pronto so merchandise is hidden in the car side panels ah yeah no problem okay we're gonna pick up Forbes this car that's it no drugs some player man give me a break there's not winning with you oh shit you gotta be kidding me okay nobody move come on here's where I can see him do it I said nobody fucking move just cleaning the seat come on man that's just typical they think we did it this is bullshit Forbes cars in the impound yard so what are we doing here we're going in the back door [Music] [Music] no more complaining for you you about to get fucked another day chart meet Marc gun [Applause] [Music] come on let's get the car out of here I don't get it how is stealing one dumb car gonna make us rich I've got everything covered man are there drugs hidden in the car great driving Vic but um it's best that I take it from here hey hey what are you doing father doesn't know you man he wouldn't trust you see you later baby let's you asshole of course you can't get a kid you want to hear about a new plan that is going to make us three very rich very rich so what's the risk well let me put it like this you will not be handling any drugs all I need you to do is keep the cops busy while Lance and I steal some merch off the scum who brought it into this country the drugs already here so we ain't drug trafficking exactly you're just a decoy all you got to do is make the police think you're carrying they can't arrest you for that no but they can shoot me don't be ridiculous yeah come on man come on Vic you'll be fine rich and fine all right let's do it yeah let's pop [Music] [Applause] this is gonna be the decoy van come on Vick you drive this vans the wrong color Forbes relax it's nothing a little paint can't fix this van is good to Van Gogh yeah honey Vic take the decoy and lead the cops away from here well let you know when we're home free [Music] breaker breaker what's your 20 for Christ's sakes let's speak English let's do it again big cowboy who's the smokey pig y'all done [Music] check housing Victor V what's poppin partner what what's poppin the fuck are you talkin about isn't that what you guys say what's poppin think that must be Lance what you got everything sorted no trouble course hey now we're just giving you shit you know yeah whatever great great here's your brother what's problem baby you Lance what's going on you're a freakin cop you think you can mess with Lance defense hey chill chill yes you're right I am a cop I was gonna tell you I need money I want to work with you guys I gotta bust you not now you ain't i'ma bust you let's go I am going get him Vic we gotta find out what he knows oh man that's our money get him what the hell is our money doing in there you never know when you're gonna need a few grand reframing with this I got a place we can take him come on I don't know about this Lance is either this or kill him what do you think Forbes I definitely prefer it this way we'll let him sweat for a while we'll be back you sit tight buddy so you want information and what better source than a cop right hey Vic see great minds think alike yeah fools seldom different dipshit you want info how about this there's a dealer's boat mooring up downtown today the deal is not the trusting kind and he'll only meet one-on-one he's carrying money and coke and he doesn't believe in bodyguards why should we trust you if I'm lying genius I'm a dead man right I'll make this guy Vic you can watch over me and I'll see you down there [Music] the biggest mistake being born [Applause] you know the asshole I thought this guy didn't use bodyguards Barb's is info as seriously out of date I'll get us some transport you get what we came for and I'll meet you on sure your life is a family hey make sure that no one can see it back there nice wheels I was in a hurry the sooner offload this coke the better its junky paint doing Miami Ginny favors hey catch you later bro hey don't mind me dick I know there's a major shipment coming in real soon I've been to your apartment and I've read your files yeah yeah yeah I was gonna tell you about that the contact is at the white stallions bar they'll give you exactly what you need you better not be screwing us me give me a break I'm your best buddy something's not right about this place yeah I didn't know bikers went to disco I think Forbes is fuck just to get your kind name welcome here I want a bareback the little one ah shit it's two-for-one at the boys club [Music] man Forbes let's get back and screw him metaphorically speaking [Music] maybe you go what the hell that's Forbes get him [Music] Oh me I didn't mean for us to kill him it's a little late now Lance I know there was something to this big shipment he was talking about and I'm gonna find out later man pink no blue now wait I'll take all three what's your problem man huh my problem my problem is you're gonna have us both killed because you're a moron I told you not to get us in so deep shut up and grow some balls what tough guy what'd you say to me boom Oh June girl fucking brain Victor put your brother down what are you doing here mom I'm cleaning up my mouth the drugs good here we go again can I get a drink LANs honey who's that that's a v8 he's been a very sweet to me Oh give me a break daddy bullshit mom you come here to ruin thanks to us again how can you say that I raised you aren't enid raised us not you I'm clean give me a chance Victor please you can stay with Lance mom what but I don't want any trouble I got enough horseshit dealing with him Vic we gotta go meet that friend of yours at the airport what I'll explain on the way hmm oh right you two stay out of trouble let me see what friend at the airport this guy is a dealer who's getting out of the business he's getting us a file about this big shipment coming in how much is this gonna cost you gotta speculate to accumulate we're yuppies nah bro this dude's plane could be leaving anytime so let's pop big-time you got the goods you're too late man I told you first-come first-serve man that was a fire who did you sell it to some dude over a terminal see you got a private jet and a private army I don't think you want to mess with him we'll see about that come on you Mother's your life is about to expire what the hell are they doing here I'm guessing we're not the only ones your contact turned away today I'll get the file let's hey bro this cat really knew how to travel there's some stylish shit in here never mind that did you get the file sure no problem no problem I coulda used a little help out here as brain take it easy bro it's all good let's take the file and get the hell out of my sight ah just in time bro Lancel through with this man what you mean this dump yeah me too no I'm through with this bullshit I don't want to be a damn drug dealer it's for assholes they don't go soft on me now I got what we finally needed I know how we can get our hands on one big shipment completely free we can finally get beat the health care he needs look Lance I am a long way from being a good guy but drugs just mean trouble I agree man 100% agree that's why we gonna get this one big payday for all the hard work and split Jerry Martinez it's his coke fuck it you know what let's do it all right ladies and gentlemen that is a real man less we're gonna make it big Vic half dream I have a dream your dream is my nightmare don't be like that man look I've even arraigned some insurance come on guys time to pop so what's the plan my penis is bringing in that big-ass shipment Forbes was rapping about we're gonna rip it off I'll take a look and see what's happening hey why do you mess with me you two just sit tight and make sure our exit is clear this is about to get ugly take down the truck and follow me looks like your friend Martinez finally showed up you said it I know that you man where are you a little bit smooth rich and last rigidly thank God my day we are rich and laughs we haven't sold this shit yet we better I just bought us both fancy apartments we're mortgaged to the hilt we're supposed to be getting out of this shit we are but I gotta do it in style I got a reputation to uphold hey Vic like the new threads terrifying I need to use the phone yeah thanks for the coke Martinez now you know how it feels to get fucked oh you fucked us both thick that coke you ripped off belong to the Mendez brothers I was just a shepherd now we're all on their shit list and the only way off is in a fucking bag I'm turning States I'm gonna ruin you your brother Mendez everyone happy holidays let's you useless degenerate asshole we don't have to worry about a thing once we sell the coke we can pay off the feds and handle anything the Mendez brothers throw at us listen I got a buyer let's go see him my man is strumming some Z let's movie over at the mall they wanna let him shoot at night so we better get over there pronto hey Spitz looking for inspiration I got all you need all I need huh a stuntman is what I need we've got to wrap this scene before the mall opens Vic can handle your stunts meanwhile you and I can talk snow business [Applause] [Applause] [Music] my brother's keeper we got the deal we're made for life let's go pick up the yo-yo hey rich where is she ah never mind man just get the yo-yo yes in spare room oh shit what it's gone what and mom's stuff is gone too oh wow plants ain't that a bitch I can't believe she took out Co okay so what do we do now moron wait wait let me think I know we can make it right we'll just uh I will explain things to the Mendez brothers you know yeah I'm sure it between chopping us up and feeding us to their dogs they'll be very understanding Lance if we get out of this I'm gonna kill you asshole find a way to get out of this me Lance what the fuck is wrong now nothing nothing at all we're fine really cuz I tell you something we don't look fine well let me tell you something we are well we look like a moron who just realized we just screwed up his entire family well speak for your damn self it's just business baby I think I sorted out everything I'm cool man I am relaxed as hell yeah what are you talking about the Mendez brothers they don't want us dead anymore no no they might want to hurt us a bit but kill us nah okay so a pair of homicidal lunatics merely want to hurt me a bit and I'm actually pleased about it what have you gotten us into you dumped shit bro we cool no problem Lance yeah it's the dawn what you shittin me right damn what there might be a little problem stop yelling at me it's not my fault yes it is if you had stolen the Mendez's coke they wouldn't be attacking all of my businesses I'm sick and tired of you blaming me for everything now I'm gonna say the Empire you'll do what you want on my turf now you're Oh plain my name is Lance you haven't a chance thank you in we did it we won yeah well I wouldn't go that far bro what do you mean we might have won today here but we probably got our asses whipped elsewhere I'm sorry man damn girl left me a TV dinner some a-hole stole my lawnmower ah siblings just like me and Diego how apt listen Mendes we don't want no crackers up - hey look listen vans brothers you want me to kill you now no problem or we can work together your car the whole kind of choice is that all right I guess we're gonna work together good Diego see ya so Victor Lance who has been ripping us off all of us because now we're partners a team as it were four brothers yeah it was Martinez really okay prove it I mean prove it now how the hell are we gonna prove Martinez was behind them losing this shipment look Martinez is turning States all we need to do is get some photos of him with the feds we could even make out like he was an undercover cop like Forbes that's it man I am a genius take some photos of Martinez talking to the feds then get Forbes his ID from my place and meet me at the Print Works the print works trust me I see you there brother come on man this town ain't safe for me anymore calm down sir you're in the witness protection program now we'll take care of everything I better get the boat you promised we're going to pick it up right now okay so your new name is Sven Johanssen yeah Sven do you think I passed for a Swedish asshole wait a minute are you gonna send me somewhere cold you is this the best you could get me I should have taken my chances with Amanda's brothers sir turning state's evidence isn't a lottery win you're lucky to get this hey some idiot is taking photos of me what kind of security is this he could have a gun get me the hell out of here you guys suck I mean seriously suck don't change don't understand you photos forbes ID cool i put them together with these phony ID papers my man just forged so instead of DEA agent Forbes we got agent Jerry Martinez first class asshole that should convince Mendes that Jerry was a cop what if it doesn't run but don't come running after me my ass will be up in a tree in Haiti so now we're together and yet business is hard this industry is full of criminals oh yeah money can be so corrupting I find it very distasteful well you know that's the deal with the drugs tre attracts the wrong sort quite are you trustworthy friend I don't know after what I've been through recently I'd say probably not great honesty is a very attractive quality I'm promoting you Vic sir Thanks what do you need me to do head to Vice point the people there have been ripping me off for years remove them and set up shop we need a place we can distribute product from the guy interested in that side of the business unfortunately you don't have a choice now Vic please go say hello to mr. death about to expire you excuse me mr. Mendez Armando aqui dos amigos nice talking to you too pal mm-hmm ah my brother what a conversationalist only today we were discussing philosophy he is a great fan of Plato but I have always been more Aristotelian I think perhaps that is why he is so happy and I am so weighed down by worry what do you think me shit the world is full of suffering then you die see I knew we were of one mind you and I which is why I know you will feel this slight as much as me here we go some crooks have shown that contempt for us by using our home as an entryway for drugs into this fine nation like you exactly plagiarism it is an insult I hope you're wise enough to see that if you let a man insult you before long he will try to kill you you must kill these degenerates you'll find them near Ocean Beach who the hell is that guy hey you're gonna die this is a private party pal yeah well this is a public execution holy shit get him girls motherfucker oh thank god you're here what's going on I've got some bad news friend you're in terrible trouble what Diego is beside himself with women hold on what are you talking about the police got some of our merchandise but it's you were worried about why you see we're utilitarians the greatest good for the greatest number and there are two of us but only one of you so Diego suggests that we explain to the police that the cocaine wasn't yours oh oh yeah that's very thoughtful of you unfortunately I have this paperwork showing your involvement in the project unless we could resolve this little distraction and how do you suggest we do that you steal the cocaine back for us it's been impounded you must steal it before they take it back to the police station Thank You Vic I do so enjoy our conversations I find you very inspiring Thanks here we go again have fun there are some cargo containers at the police impound our coke is hidden inside them all mixed up amongst the other cargo don't worry I'll get them out of there muy bien I'll be in touch can you take the container to the drop-off point can I the cops are moving the last container it's been a pleasure watching your work and your feet help me they might go there after me I can't get away no problem where do you want me to drop you off gracias Senor that was fantastic plants Oh No let's get over here explain yourself Shh stop acting like a child Shh don't you shush me keep your voice down No you can barely tie your own shoelaces you telling me how to behave well you shut up yo stop a gorilla that blaze it bugged the DEA is happy now where you going man we're gonna have bugs in all our places and by the time you find them all we'll be halfway through a long jail term what am I supposed to do these bugs transmit long range so knock out all the police antenna the DEA won't even get a signal from these things [Music] neurotic [Music] [Music] what do you think a it is genius now genius frankic genius Reni genius darling it is the story of the age success or failure men woman and me I smash them to give aa good advertising future and past men and women thank God just man I don't know who are you I'm looking for someone called rainy tada yes bitch said you might want something something ah cocaine darling I won't cocaine mommy mom son snorts and she wants it now you must be the cocaine man Frankie the cocaine man say it any louder I don't think they heard you in Cuba are you fucking square it's only a bit the snow it's 1980 fucking for darling everyone cocaine whatever you say mr. the lady oh darling I'm a little bit of everything I'm universal brainy Russell Mayer Matthew angel you're unique can i film you undressing already we've got a problem not now darling I'm flirting I'm dreaming but really two lovers entwine Renny the stunt guy just quit he said he didn't like you touching his ass hey what oh that was just fun this is real passion darling what do you need just driver okay fine just get away get off so you don't need any product I need metaphor for the calamities of life darling drive well and I'll find you more buyers than you can use with more users than you could buy remember angel this commercial needs action action action [Music] you have been a bad bully Lodha you have been a bad girl Oh Oh give it a rest runny I went to film school I am an expert in everything I love bullying people I'm perfect so why do I have to spend my time whipping you for the heart oh you're so very bourgeois sweet but so so average go it's over you're fired but really but rainy but ready ready you are fun tough - and I am so very mediocre now go darling you to lighten my heart and not exactly have you I love this man kiss me give me a break I'll break you if you break me I can't deal with this oh please I need your help it's a friend of mine Gonzalez to move coke are you Gonzales ah you must be Victoire a Senora I need to get my Colonel's merchandise safely to my sport your Colonel you're an army not your army colonel Juan Garcia Cortez is my boss I'll bear that in mind take my copter my men will join you shoot down the copter marbeth incoming [Music] I have lost many good men today man I cannot afford to lose if I am to protect my Colonels interests in the deal ahead if you need a bodyguard you can do a lot worse than me for the right price of course maybe so but I can't trust anyone until I've discovered who leaked our arrival to those buta bandits he doesn't know now let's keep it that way of course he is an artist the pressure could kill him I mean I perform well knowing people want to live me full of holes but I am unique darling darling hey Rani hi darling this is darling darling darling wunderbar so now we are acquainted no one stole BOM I'm Vic all right Barry Mike no darling darling needs a favor yeah I need you to drive Miriam one of me clients around major plier could sing the birds down from the trees you're loving I'm kind of expensive for a limo service yeah well rock and roll was a dirty business cook excuse me well this one black guide me three million quid but now he wants it back cheeky twat he slipped into Kumar bloke if I don't pay up okay I'll help you but it's gonna cause yeah yeah crust on the pork is at the time a better guy and make me boy you are gonna love him I got especially now ordered let's go and get it then pick up the boy a special limo bullet proof that I'm not taking any chances might this new term age business look Barry when I agreed to play Vice City I didn't expect it to be my swan song this down problem might just some nutcase drawing it on hey aren't you Phil mate Phil Collins let's do the meat and gluten or the time I come on George your what's his money back what money bear are you are these nurses take the appreciate now Phil close to the point Ricky Florence for cryin out loud Barry what have you done this time I swear on my mother's life or me dead mothers cry [Applause] shouldn't we call the police this is vice city might seriously bandit country this nothing who is this Giorgio you are man-eating berry are you in hock to gangsters no I swear on your life yeah well that's what I'm worried about you're a real moron I should have left you managing that talking dog what was his name puddles Oh conventional brainy yes some contacts for me darling do serious purchases of enormous quantities of uncut cocaine go on trees maybe in your town but not in mine okay then why do you keep calling me over here look I'm in this to make money for my brother I don't have time to waste darling that is beautiful one day I will make a film like that two brothers one is a dog the other a librarian love blossoms between a man and pink three swans die whatever you say but in the meantime I've got a business to run I've got to make some money what darling wait if it's money you need maybe you can breathe some life into this bloody fucking mess somebody found the script let's make old people [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] all because she can't get enough ah Vic I hope you play golf sure I've played around or - I play around all the time but don't tell my wife Vic I find the way a man plays golf says much about him really see for instance I trusted her soos over there yet he betrayed me I should have known better he's a terrible golfer let's see if I like the way you play her then maybe we do business we begin I have a deal coming up very soon Vic bueno you bastard no one sells me out well played Vic banks regard this as a down payment on your services I'll be in touch ah Vic my friend of a small side deal requiring our sensitive touch sensitive let's just say I'd rather my boss didn't find out about this or my men for that matter let me guess you've cut your Colonels coke to make a side profit Shh Vic please this is after all the land of opportunity I don't care who you ripoff Gonzalez as long as it's not me bueno their drugs are at Ocean Beach take them to the deal in Washington [Applause] what the fuck you hit the van too hard the trucks are gone everywhere there's more than this dude than in the back quit whining let's just get this shit up to the party on starfish you got bitches waiting Gonzalez we got hit the trucks they're gone what are you fuckin with me no I'm not what's wrong with you are you high on my ship no yeah I must have been breathing it in while I was out cold I want my drugs back Vic I still have a buyer who might be interested but he's living town real soon kill the bastards who did this and get my drugs back to the lockup oh they'll pay all right [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you well at least you managed to retrieve my merchandise but I think for our friendship this is the end adios [Applause] ha ha young man Stephens baby Tifa tulips in Thailand great look I gotta go I later so what's that Oh bro that's just the accountant he's getting us a better rate and cleaning the money and you call the accountant baby well yeah I'm a friendly guy and baby is slang you know I don't love him I ain't like that yeah hey whatever you say anyway we got real things to worry about someone has been helping themselves to the stash the Mendez's are freaking out and I told him we'd take care of it ah ah that's the last thing I need on top of everything else what are you talking about what's wrong man it's just Louise I really thought we had something but we just don't get to see each other ya know well you know relationships can be tough believe me I know uh-huh come on man we got some bees to deal with you could take out your sexual frustrations on them hey come let's pop yeah you know I love you bro I so who's been stealing the yo-yo what oh yeah it's the bikers you sure yeah gosh I am you don't look it well I guess I'm just gonna have to prove it to you you do the flying I'll do the frying I can see a bunch at all ugly mothers down there take us in closer I'm gonna pop a few heads you sissy boys I'm so good I'm faith John dad back up boy that's more on the road [Music] let's are you there I think look what I found you're alive I thought you were dead now man I landed on a few soft bikers now got me a new bike yeah never mind that where's the stolen coke ah yeah they probably sold it already the bastards I'll see you later bro I don't even know why I bother sometimes all right mate if this is the Lance Vance date you gotta pop it dinner lock it yeah Wow so this is where the coke is going up your nose hey Vic hey Vic what are you doing here you had me running around town like a psycho and all the while you're siphoning it off for your personal use you are unbelievable hey um I'm sorry uh look can we talk about this later oh hey Vic shit Louise what the hell is going on well uh bro hey bro it ain't nothing like that I wouldn't do that to you I just needed something to take my mind off things so you fuck my brother no we just get high together god damn you are so judgmental like you're a damn Saint or something why are you being such an asshole you are a mess you're wonderful a wonderful drug-dealing thieving murder come on guys I was doing it for us who you tryin to kid you don't give a shit about me not now I don't you know what you make me want to puke yourself righteous dick ah good laws stay away from me a sick bastard you're a phony Vic Vance what are you gonna do thanks a lot Lance what listen who cares it's my coke it's all my coke and I'll do with it whatever I damn well please let's come back here shut up you're always telling me what to do but if it wasn't for me we wouldn't have any of this if I want to take coke I will if I want to give it away I will and I'm gonna give it away I love it and you can't stop me Lance don't be stupid [Music] [Music] you oh man what - did I do anything stupid in the last few days stupid oh no no you past stupid and kept on going straight on it's a fucked up Lance it's Louise where's Vic I need him it's me Louise what is it Vic thank God Martinez he must think we're still an item yeah well we're not for crying out loud Vic I didn't sleep with Lance we're just friends which is more than you've been lately you never call we never see each other is this going somewhere I just wanted you to know that Martinez's thugs have been following me and because I want to get back together I'm trying to avoid being killed and now I'm hot and out around the back of some stupid burger bar nothing you give a shit what Martinez say guys after you I don't even know why I called I'm gonna kick their asses myself wait wait wait Louise Louise Lance you want to help me out forget it Louise hey Louise are you there is that your bitch cease Martinez is now and you're gonna be ours your hair look about to expire [Applause] Louise hey everything's gonna be okay dick I knew you'd come I think I need a doctor I need some help over here come on get a doctor thing nobody grannies on the breaking death darling do not feel a special connection between us a certain magic no and I'll be honest with you you're not really my type Barry is everything sorted for tonight Mike seriously of course it's bloody sorted you're gonna blow them away hmm well I'm more worried about someone blowing me away blow listen sweetheart please take out your many frustrations on Barry with you and leave me alone Barry I've had Phil is jokey Perry this is Phil stop taking the mirror last year in Monaco what too much no there was so much love in the air now there wasn't you better shoot each it's larval but it was beautiful oh yeah yeah yeah Barry we're safe right sighs the best security gear in town is just turned up would I lie to you kid yes actually all the time well this time I'm not Vic would I like to probably yeah we'd better go to water Vic do us a favor go check the console is clear mr. superstar soppy bollocks IRA's go a little shabby zone make sure hey I wasn't the one finding true love in Monaco Oh shooty till you before didn't you manager hey don't tempt me I just love those delicious yeah be scared your life was about to expire just clean it up me laughs I'm gonna warn the others I got it it's fake say but soldier nothing to worry about yeah yeah I'll see you inside seriously much is everything all right sure but um you might want to call bomb disposal bomb disposal all right yeah yeah good well yeah yeah fucking comedian here should put you on the fucking Snyder film rights maybe we should deal i real source of oil right technical issues you know i'm lucy serious he's alright it's pointing at you get your grubby mitts off me so your Vic yeah and you UDS no I'm Santa Claus I heard a lot about you mr. big buddies with the Mendes I don't think we're exactly friends whatever you say I heard you wasn't exactly a lot of laughs amigo but quick a fucking smile life is amazing look at me I got poise I got drugs I got money I'm happy that's cool well I want out I don't want to sell drugs but I got a choice right now jeez quitting you didn't say your brother was such a bull Vick waiting hey good to see you man you know Renan sent me me and Ricardo been hanging out I was she yeah good oh she knows a lot a trick for such a young girl huh quittin only took you three minutes so your brains gonna help me out show baby we're gonna make you a star shut up before all right what do you need done Silas thinks he can move products without pain you must be on something he's hitting some shit offshore bad boys can go get it all right fine come on moron vice is a big city that shit could be anywhere this Gonzales would you recognize any of his men maybe good cuz if I was in the big city with just a few hours to kill I want to get high with a brother or get down with the sister and I know whether out-of-towners do both come on let's pop like Cola do you think we can trust es my man Diaz is a businessman great that's a no then keep your eyes peeled if you see one of Gonzalez's men holla this is nuts there's no way we're I don't believe that's one of his guys right there man I'm good I scare myself sometimes I'm betting he takes us right to the merchandise come on let's tail him how did you know he'd be there all the out-of-towners go there to get high and get lame I did don't know isn't it [Music] hey should I be here Judy's dumbass let me try this fine I can't tell ah Vic thank you lord alas someone who is it the missing link hey des let me try if I want it to snow milk I got like a damn cow dickhead don't cut it so much what are you doing I'm playing both sides I make a little deal with the DEA I hand over 200 kilos of that cocaine you ain't Quinton throw from them salads in exchange they're gonna give me some serious guns whoa boy oh okay but first we're cutting the cocaine so they gets 200 kilos and I keep the rest don't grant it but we gotta get the mix right let me sir [Music] all right pack it up and load it into the truck for me but leave a little out for me I got the boss had me come along in case you decided to drive over his merchandise come on let's get to the deal [Music] Just In Time Senor the DEA will be here any minute with our guns get out [Music] look out it's night burns they're all over that is gonna be ruined it's concerning come on Senor we got the guns but we're not home free yet just like I said Senor Hill they come ah here on the Volta take the guns back to your colonel but remember you belong to me now any shipments to reach the right city comes to me shishi no problem hey and we're just talking to my new friend Gonzalez about loyalty how I will look after him so long as he does what he's told and you will do as you're told won't you chichi Granum escort him to the airport Vic show him what it means to be a friend of Ricardo the ads and what it is to be an enemy [Music] [Music] the rearguard advances unstoppable so you are finished yeah Diego they are finished que bueno and none of us dead the civilized life of gentlemen we have our money so you are free you must leave town of course and give us control of your other interest what but you your families no one will die this is fair fair oh yeah if you think getting screwed in the ass and then paying for it is fair then it sounds like a great deal I find your attitude and your language terribly the stage for mother hold on hold on listen mr. Mendez listen I we have done a lot of things for you we kept apart into the party now you want us to give up our interest you came to my town you run around like a maniac you bring the police and the DEA into my life and now I want you gone you're very lucky you're not dead hey listen I made a ton of money for you money I didn't lose and now you're done oh you're obsolete oh where are we no place good I think we are lived our usefulness to the Mendez's you shut up hey they're waking up let's get this done quick screw this Vick I'm trapped get me out of here [Music] right come on man let's go come on we're not gonna make it out of here Wow and that's what I'm talking about great now we're at war with the Mendez brothers it's all GU bro I'm a man with a plan just give me a little time comrade come here what are you doing here ours is gonna be a party so I've brought fireworks with Lance I love that guy yeah there he is hahahaha mr. victor vance the punk who needs our help what you groan any corner you ladyboy yo bro come here sup man your brother man at least one of you has something over here and a lot down here so if you guys are ready let's do this hey Lance come here man y'all bro what's up what the hell's going on we're about to get hit by those Mendez guys so we could use some of your buddies to crash the party what helped out what did I do wrong again no no no no man for once you did very right let's go deal with these pricks yeah we should spread out and cover as much ground as we can let me know if you need any help wait up I'm gonna need some serious artillery for this gig hello mr. impo m4 mothafucka that's right let's go my name is Lance fans it's time to dance Simon Says eat let and play dead I'm Lee and I'm me and I'm here to clean come on Vic we got him on the run man we are the bad asses on block let's get to the next ass-kicking did you see me taking him down I'm the black killer from Manila the Manila Bella you're a bleeding now shut up I'm the last fan sir put you there running board it's time to turn up the pain we roll over them like a big bad bowling ball let's find another lane of pain come on oh man this is easy we've been lucky so far stop being such a dick I just received a message from Umberto and feel they've been kicking asses just like us you mean we did it we won yeah the Mendez brothers can kiss my ass they thought they could take us down this ain't over yet they're finished we should take the fight to them and I know just the man to make it happen hey Vic is Louise still in the hospital yeah but should be getting out soon that's good look we got a big deal coming down today I'm gonna need you there wait a minute why you asking about Louise take it easy it's just that um you know my Tina's called and he said that he's gonna pay her a visit and I don't think he means to take some fruit what look the hospital's got security she'll be fine lets you and me just go make some money you're kidding right oh man get your priorities in order Louise you look good thanks I feel good you know for a while I thought I'd lost you I thought I'd lost you look I was angry i certain have said what I did me neither you want to do something fun no business just me and you Oh nuts it's Lance what the hell trapped in a burning building bring a helicopter what can I do business can be fun there's a helicopter on the roof of the hospital we could take that there's the building I can't see let's go get in closer Berrien get in you idiot what happened did you run into any trouble no what I did Martyna set us up divide and conquer he got you out of the way and nearly nailed me my penis men took everything but we're gonna get it back they headed out to save come on let's get after them I got you your mother get me over that boat it's got our money in it I'll see you cats later keep popping I'm sorry things just keep cropping up maybe we can still have some fun that's okay back I had fun but I should be getting back to Marybeth now oh yeah sure it's a great view from up here I think I see Mary Jones please there are some beautiful houses down there real shithole to visit so cool honey Louise I'll call you real soon oh okay I'm kind of in the middle of a war right now it's okay oh wait [Music] so we got a deal cute we got a deal baby you'll repay you everything we borrowed it 25% just week oh we work for you yeah I'll kill you and your brother with a blunt instrument just talking about yeah yeah yeah about you boys we paid that money I lent you what fucking money Oh what's he talking look I borrowed some money for us from Ricardo and we're gonna pay me back okay the fuck have you done now I invested back in the business I'm sorry Ricardo baby but sometimes brothers get out for me on you yeah I know that's why I killed my boys relax just go do that thing for me and know we'll be good yeah what is he talking about look I kind of wants us to destroy all of a mondo menzies bear Pines land I know it sounds risky but just me I got it I got it going cuz I've done this a million times let's just pop baby let's just guess I'm doing this one on my own hey boss have you seen Lance unfortunately yes what is it not some high-tech gear he ordered it's up near the Mendes mansion ready to go what high-tech gear what's it for Lance said something about getting around Mendez's security destroying their bonds or something leave it with me the master boat where are you how did Diego talk me into buying that electric trashcan the master boy loves cleaning from a control override I'm there to serve no master BOTS clean the kitchen and your service sir Oh quit it robot the master bot loves cleaning Oh the master would clean the whole quit it robots [Music] what are you doing later what time is this the master five loves cleaning [Music] dumbass debod you lousy piece of crap you ruined me do you require a light what's over smokin farewell faithful friend the Phoenix must burn first before she Rises penny hey what's wrong Oh Diego Mendez that's who why because I put you in contact with Ricardo Diaz said it was the soil of me hmm not as disloyal as him two-timing me with that Tramp away you guys weren't I don't guess but I could not deal with him you talk too much beat me and you spank me rainy blow cook up my ass honey it was too goddamn much Diego Mendez so now I must go to dr. Horowitz he's a genius tomorrow you ready oh you're not ever another sex change I only have three oh please darling save me Diego's men will be here any second I just know it I hold them up you have to find your own way to the hospital find my own way but darling I always have breathes pain head your life was about to expire asshole this shit is over it's over yes it does cause death just cleaning the sheet this is over suck late asshole you're gonna die you freak of nature freak I'm an artist I'm sensitive and I'm going to kill all of your fucking filthy pakka this gun makes me feel so mad schoolin make love to me Vic let's just get to the hospital then you will make love to me no no all this macho bullshit and the gladwyn I'm a woman keep your head down and your lap darling on second thoughts keep shooting fucking shitbags or that shooting I'm so turned on dr. Horowitz is going to need a chainsaw to cut through this wood man I do not want to know oh I know I use of wonderful creams darling I'll do I look different I was just telling Barry he should get some employee no great it fell you ready for the concert how's everything looking good I think unless Barry's got some more surprises installed you were gonna have to stop giving me a hard time how no worries you stop having me killed and I'll stop complaining about it Victor with that that saving trouble this is rock and roll or not flippin flower arranging the whole do shut up listen we've got work to do Vic we'll see you at a gig Rene it's been an experience mm-hmm I'll make sure Barry calls you can you drive me to the airport on your way to the gig sure [Music] I had a few extra stitches put in down below darling I'm a virgin shiny and new you could be my first don't please shut up not again so you really leaving I have no choice darling Diego will never stop looking for me once you've been with Raney nothing compares besides i'm service advertising it's so morally bankrupt I'm going to Europe to conquer the ex otic adult movie business mm-hmm Europeans like women with big hands and stubble of course we are more sophisticated than you Americans darling I know you want me but ready she must go goodbye darling I'll send you my date think of me Oh clarity Ben feels already on I'm shitting bricks here Mike's Georgie I'm definitely gonna try something keep your pants on I'll make my way down front and keep an eye on things [Applause] [Applause] is it top of water already yeah damn water for you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] Oh [Music] Oh [Music] with my wife [Music] No [Music] [Music] buddy up and is easier that looks you know [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's the first time and the last time we hear mommy why besides her do you see the hot dog shop [Music] [Music] [Music] yeah [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] my dad sees I'm playing Giorgio prac it's gonna cost me a bloody fortune you know he wants sixty percent interest what can I do I've got a thinking me boys will be hi Vic what do you think of the show killer Cheers hey Barry I'm glad you're thinking of my well-being I could do with a break nah we should be moving on but I'm booked in at the hotel for another week I was gonna work on the tan you're kidding you gotta work nights I'll just line up a Ryker sound and what about my well-being just wear your thank me don't get all history on it histrionic I spent the last few days being chased around the city by a maniac I've been shot at and nearly blown up see what I mean broody celebrities hey Vic have you ever thought about a career in management auto boy I'm your management yeah mismanagement what was that just read his name for you you should have got those false tits make just like really suggested they look great alongside that real one you're using for your head Hey check yourself bitch [Music] Louise hey Vic hey hey where's Louise I don't know shit that bitch rip my head off hey she's clean unlike you know she is a drug addict I'm just having fun there is a difference they had me - it was awful oh man all sweaty and hot and well nobody laid a finger on me but they got away who's got Louise he's got her and they said they'll kill her if you don't do what they want who Armando Mindy's oh oh he wanted me to I could see his ass those Latino man always liked the voluptuous women I nearly got him all right come on Lance let's finish this why she's a train wreck let him have fun what are you serious yeah move on plenty more fishes in the sea baby you get moving right now or I'll shoot you all right all right I'm coming I'm coming don't worry about it wait one day it'll be me come on move it Lance man will priest in our time the bitch is dead already Armando's got two things to say one get out of ice now and the girl lives and - my god it's time for some fans vengeance baby idiot meet mark good don't make nurse he's mine see Louise let's do you think your hero enough to bring back the dead where are they armando they're upstairs resting in peace would you like to join them if you've hurt them Senor I assure you they didn't feel a thing unfortunately the same will not be said of you bullets I eat your bullets is that the best you got Louise hey Rick you came for me no one ever really did much for me before that's sweet of you hey hey come on let's let's get you to a hospital I don't think there's much point in that come on Louise we could have had something special yeah we did have something special make sure Mary Jo takes care of my baby Louise hey I I know you cared about a man but she wasn't right for you hey Vic family's what matters damn I owe me I can make it I know I can Oh big vents you ready it's going on Diaz it's time for you to revenge the death of that girl of yours and bring the whole Mendes operation down you wanna burn man know what I do Jesus my spies tell me everything this is the plan the army just took delivery or some new attack helicopters meanwhile Diego Mendez thinks he's untouchable just because no one could get him from the ground so so how about I sneak into the army base steal a chopper and use that to attack si si si Senor are you kidding me that coke is doing something to your brain buddy no it just helps me think and get it on it'll be easy but you need help what about Quintin you can fly no thanks yeah I know what about this guy Phil he's an old army buddy of mine I love him go get him all right this is it man no more Mendez no more trouble for us [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] Phil I don't know what to say I'm going after Diego Mendez I wouldn't ask for help if I didn't need it but I need it there's an attack copter up at the base if I can get hold of it decoy then I got all the decoy you're gonna need yeah I I I can't believe she's gone sorry there she was a good soldier a good sister I mean you're not gonna do anything stupid are you man we're breaking into a military base and I'm drunk what could be more stupid don't worry about me don't worry about me suck on that this is over sir it's a gun no one's gonna miss you another gang you about to be wasted [Music] Mendon is downtown this place is like a fortress but this baby should see the whole building down great when I'm done we're done Lancet I will owe you nothing when you're done in the known this town it's the American Dream and it's all because of you Vic you're a hero no I'm an asshole I spend all my time running around making morons rich while my family fell apart and the woman I want to die waiting for me to call woman isn't porn I just got in some crazy xxx porn you'll love it I'll be finished with it by the time you get back I'm not coming back Diaz and I'm not doing this for you I'm doing it for me whatever you say it's okay I'll see you around come on Mendez where are you looks like Vic's partying without me sweep the building blush that turn up to the roof so I can finish this [Music] [Music] yes it does cause that ten-hut I swear to God I thought you were gonna salute me toss the gun fuck you Pig still so uptight you know what your problem is you're trying to be the good guy in a bad man's game I thought you had potential turns out you're just another chump like Mendez McGowan tomorrow oh yes sir okay then willow Nutella Miata you first no kids toy thanks for everything Martinez you're a great help will you shut up it's over what Oh but we did it baby Street D ad we should get out of town I'll lay low for a little while you know yeah you're right I'm gonna send some money to Pico but bro I don't want you thinking it's just about shoot that is all about you hey I told that donut it's about you me Pete Bob wherever the hell wait I've been making moves I got ahold of 20 keys are you crazy terrific now all we gotta do is sit on it it's hidden out of sight out of town maybe we lay low and then sell it no no no 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Channel: Waldreth

Views: 767,235

Rating: 4.7703066 out of 5

Keywords: GTA, Grand, Theft, Auto, Vice, City, Stories, Liberty, San, Andreas, III, IV, Five, Four, Vic, Victor, Lance, Vance, Martinez, Drugs, Series, CJ, Carl, Dwayne, Johnson, Sweet, Big, Smoke, Ryder, Claude, Speed, Tommy, Vercetti, Mafia, Yakuza, Army, Navy, Guns, Gun, Ammunation, WoW, Amazing, Full, Game, Games, Gameplay, Play, Walk, through, black, Dance, flavor, eight, 80s, 80, 1980, Miami

Id: w7e_cEqUzVE

Length: 217min 44sec (13064 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 05 2018