[Seventeen's got Talent audition] But what is this audition for? I have no idea. [(No one knows about it even though they applied for it)]
Do you know what you are auditioning for? [(Reflecting the time period)]
-Can you please stay still? You are spitting on me.
-Ah, my bad. -Ah I'm so impatient
-Dda da da da [(Not Chinese)]
What, what was that. [(Holding in his laughter)] Why is your name sore muscles? Because I've never experienced that in my life. Do you not feel any pain? [impassibility] -Why are you hitting me when you're seeing me for the first time?
-Ah, I'm sorry. [(Common scene these days)]
-Ah don't touch me.
-Why are you acting so clean. -Ah, why.
-Bruh what the heck. [Gathered around to do the audition / (Robotic reaction)] [Various participants]
-What are we doing here.
-Why are we doing the audition anyways -Where are the judges?
-Yeah, I have no idea what audition this is for. -Do you rap?
-Yeah, I'm kinda fast. [(Judge 1 appears)]
-Can you stay still?
-It's because I'm so fast. [(Gentle concept)]
-Hello.
-Hello. [(Doesn't care if he's coming or not)]
-Hello~
-Who are you? -I'm the judge.
-Ah I see. [(Keeping his character) / (American style)]
Why are you so frivolous.. [(Appealing himself)]
-Ah I'm a bit fast.
-You are? Ah okay okay. [(Obviously) / (Empty seats for judges)]
Is there only one judge? -Ah there are two more coming.
-I see. His personality is great. [(Innocent smile)]
-I'm a bit shy.
-Ah we finished talking about that. [(Aggressive)]
He's here, he's here. [(Judge 2)]
Gaga and Beyonce told me that they'll contact me. He's a really cold person. -Lady Gaga?
-I know who he is. -Same.
-He looks better on TV. [(Sad)]
Do you not know me? [A cliche concept]
-Is it you today?
-Yeah~ [(Crying)] -You grew a lot?
-You should've texted me. I'm not the person who woke you up anymore. [(Old person role)]
-You come later than me now huh?
-Who else is gonna be judging with us? Who's the person you were talking to earlier? [(Gasp)]
Ah, Gargamel. [(Judge 3 appears)]
You look better on TV. [Superstar / (Excited)]
-Oh Jeonghan, Jeonghan!
-Hello~ -Please don't touch me.
-It's Yoon Jeonghan. -A superstar!
-Do you not know me? Huh? Can I have an autograph please. -I'll give you one later.
-Sit down. -Ah, what should I do.
-Please don't touch me. [(Gargamel's friend is angry) / (Right)]
It seems like you guys aren't that nervous But this isn't a fan signing event But it's a place to do an audition. I'm pretty sure you guys know already But I'm the CEO Boo Seungkwan who organized 'Seventeen's got Talent.' Please call me CEO Boo. And -He's a dance instructor
-Yeah, I'm a dance instructor [(2nd ex-job)]
-Are you a dance instructor or a gym coach?
-I'm a gym coach. And he is the most famous one in our company [(Quick clapping)]
-Lady Gaga,
-He's a superstar. [(Gargamel's friend)]
-You're preparing for a collaboration with Lady Gaga.
-Right. He's so handsome. Please try your best for this audition today. -All right.
-Okay. -I'm so excited
-Is there anyone who would be willing to go first? [(Quicker than everyone else)]
I'll go. I'm a bit impatient. Hello, I'm MC High Pass MC High Pass [(The toll fee was paid)]
Hello I'm High Pass. -I'm really looking forward to it.
-Am I allowed to laugh? [When he laughs the low frequency massager will attack him / The members attached it to their shoulders] [(Appealing that he's fast)] [MC High Pass] I'm so curious of what he prepared Hello, I'm MC High Pass from the States. Are you good at English? [Confident]
No. Let's see what you prepared. -I will rap.
-Ah, sounds good. -How about the beat?
-Yeah, can you guys count the BPM for me like this. Should we go with the slow one first? -Please do it fast from the beginning.
-Fast from the beginning, got it. [Drop the beat] Faster than anyone else Different from [Impressed]
Others [(Tearing up)]
Uniquely [Jeonghan's putting his head down] [(Shaking)]
A wayfarer on top of the beat Is it gonna finish today? It's good but a bit quicker please A bit quicker okay. -Can you clap a bit faster?
-All right. Five, six, seven, eight. [Drop the beat / Expecting] Faster than anyone else [Wow]
Different [(Cracking up)]
From others Uniquely [(Cracking up22)]
Uniquely Going with the rhythm -I'm sorry but Brown Eyed Girls
-On top of the beat [Electricity] -Ah it's a bit faster.
-Ah yeah it's good but Mr. High Pass? [(Unsatisfactory)]
It's super good But do you have any other raps? I only practiced this for 3 months. It seems like it took you a while to memorize all this. On your application It says that you auditioned for all 3 big companies. [(Into High Pass)]
They're the 3 broadcast centers. Why did you apply for the 'Seventeen's got Talent' audition leaving these 3 companies? My mom [(Dutiful son)]
Ah your mom. [Cracking up] [Hyoshi] Ah did your mom tell you to do this audition? What face did your mom when she told you to audition for this? [High Pass is tearing up thinking about his mom] With that face [(Warm heart)]
I guess he's crying thinking about his mom. It's getting serious suddenly. Then can you rap a virtual letter [(Obsessed)]
To your mom? Do you need the BPM? -Yes please.
-The fast one? Is it enough if it's about 170? Which camera should I look at? 170. -Then to your mom in 170 BPM.
-Five, six, seven, eight. [(Good)/(Chemistry)]
- How fast is 170?
- I don't know. [BPM 170] Mom, faster than any... [(CUT faster than anyone)]
- Ah, good. Yes.
- Good. Do you usually not do things seriously? - Or is it just now..
- Why do you look down on my seriousness? Yeah, he looked serious when he was rapping. [They have different opinions on MC Hi-pass]
- I'm sorry, but I didn't think so.
- Ah, I see. Doesn't that depend on who's judging? If you're going to be haughty like that.. Haughty haughty [Haughty FREESTYLE] [(I like it)]
Ah, he raps while he talks. I feel like music is part of his life. [PASS]
I think I misunderstood you. [(Empty paper)]
Did you prepare something special, like a talent or something? Yeah, think of today as like your last opportunity. Then I'll sing. [(Again, it's an empty paper)]
- Ah, a song.
- Ah, it says "singing" right here. [(Trying to get the emotions for the song)]
- Forte
- Singing His forte is singing. I have the ability to do an ad lib on any bridge in a song, whatever it is. Ah, it says it right here that he's good at doing ad libs. [(Interesting)]
He can do ad lib on any bridge, whatever it is. Are there any songs with a place for bridge ad libs by SEVENTEEN, which is a group that you were part of a long time ago? [(Showing off his singing skills)]
You can lean on me I don't think he meant those parts. Like the high notes in the last refrain - after the bridge.
- Ah, the high notes. - I can do those parts.
- You're good at high notes, I see. - It says his throat "bursted while singing the high notes." Ah, his throat bursted while singing.. [(Burst expert)]
5, 6, 7, 8. The lips Can I try with a different song? [Bursts out laughing] If you tell us any song that you're confident with, - we'll sing it for you.
- We'll sing it. [None] I think he's unprepared. Nono, this is his forte. - Did he bribe you or something?
- No, no. Why are you being so nice to him? - I fell in love with him when he did the "Faster than anyone.."
- Oh, really? - Whose rap was that?
- Huh? Whose rap was that? [(Details)]
- Outsider.
- Outsider. He's the rapper who raps the fastest in Korea. [Electric shock] Do you have a role model? A role model? [(Looking forward) / (Looking forward too)] KillaGramz. [Unexpected answer] I'm lacking oxygen [Talent]
I'm lacking oxygen [MC Hi-pass finished]
- Okay, thank you.
- That was so nice. We'll contact you later about whether you got accepted or not. Thank you. [(Excited)]
You did a good job. [(Very natural and ordinary reaction)]
Can you not? - Next person.
- Contestant number 2. [(Avoiding eye contact)] Mr. Muscle pain. Mr. Muscle pain came here to audition with There's nothing written on it. [(Stubborn)]
his painlessness skills. Do you know what company this is? Isn't this a pain relieving patch company? Seventeen Tal... Huh? [(Didn't see that one coming)]
Oh~ A pain relieving patch company! [(Reacts to everything)]
We actually have connections with that company. If you get accepted to our company, we can connect you with the pain relieving patch company. Yeah, I make amazing pain relieving patches. We're looking for talented people in general, - not only the people who are good at dancing, singing and acting.
- We're judging their talents. - Yeah, we're judging their talents, so it could be anything.
- We're gathering talented people. And I think that's the reason why you came here to show off your skill of not feeling any pain. [(Beauty of the Korean language)]
He doesn't feel any pain, but his name is Mr. Muscle pain. - So today, a martial artist..
- You've been hit by a martial artist often, Seungkwan, so.. [Beauty of the Korean language] you should go check how much it hurts. [(Report)]
I tried hitting him when we were waiting, - and he actually doesn't feel any pain.
- Really? I don't feel pains. [(Found a prey)] Then Seungkwan should go pinch him. - I'll pinch him.
- Or you could pull his sideburns. Just show us lots of things. [(Nervous)]
Do you actually not feel pains? - Don't be nervous.
- I actually don't feel pains. [(Electric shock)]
Why are you feeling nervous? [(Fluent)]
Ah, because this is an audition. - Ah, you did weight trainings a lot.
- Yes. The waiting is long. [(Going for the blade bone)]
This part hurts a lot. - Oh, that actually didn't hurt.
- He actually doesn't feel pain. The level 3 is over there. [(Level 2) / (Level 3)]
- I'm like an appetizer.
- First, I'm going to [(Polite)]
pull the sideburns. - The sideburns really hurt.
- They hurt a lot. - That hurts so much.
- If you do this to a person who feels pains, - Then
- What did that person do wrong? [(Being next to him was what he did wrong)] - That's how it feels.
- That's normal. Now, Wonwoo, who feels no pain! 1, 2, 3 [(Doesn't feel anything)]
- It doesn't hurt? It doesn't?
- No, it doesn't hurt. - It seemed like you were feeling pains.
- No, it didn't hurt. [(His eyes are wide open now)]
- Were your eyes that big?
- Ah, yes. [(Absorbed in his character)]
- That actually was fine.
- Really? [(Expert at making others feel painful)]
- The neck hurts when it gets hit.
- Right. It hurts a lot. [(Second experiment)]
If we do this to a normal person, then.. - It hurts a lot when I do this.
- It would hurt. - The person might even feel offended.
- What did he do wrong? [(He's sitting at the end, that's why)]
I don't feel pains, so I wouldn't be offended either. If you don't feel any pain, it actually wouldn't hurt. - Don't be nervous.
- Okay. It's like getting an injection. [(Nurse Boo)]
Prickle. [No pain] Does it actually not hurt? [His heart hurts] [(Bragging)]
Did anything happen? [(MC Hardcore)]
Can you try pulling out the hairs out of the nostrils? That would hurt a lot. When I was in school, my art teacher would always pinch the part under the arms. [I know that / I know that too]
That hurt so much for me. - My teacher did that, too.
- Oh, really? [(You too?) / (Me too)]
- My art teacher did that.
- Ah, the art teacher. Mine was ethics teacher. I don't think it would hurt. Don't be nervous. Let me try it. [(Seems like he knows what's gonna happen in 3 seconds)] [(Pinch)]
1, 2, 3 [No reaction] He actually doesn't feel pains. It actually doesn't hurt. [Found a new talent]
I think I found a new talent. Now the last level. [(Koshi)] (Ko means "nose" in Korean)
We need to pull out the hair in this nostrils. [Level 3]
The rest will be done by our judge over here. Or do a low kick on the back of the thigh. Because he's Mr. Muscle pain. [(Changing jobs for the second time)]
- Yeah, trainer S.COUPS could do it.
- Here? You can give up now. - No, it's fine.
- Oh, you sure? - Are you really okay with it?
- Let's do this for 40 minutes. [Angel] [(Getting ready) / preparing for the low kick] [(Trainer working hard)]
I'll do an approach run. Give some power. I was standing up for too long. -Ah you might lose balance.
-Ah, the balance. He lost his balance. [(Not sponsored)]
Does it hurt? You're not scared right? Dance instructor? Please do it quickly. [(A dance instructor)]
Don't do those steps. -You're gonna fail this audition if it goes like this.
-That's a lie. No, no. No, no. [Low kick]
How about you just kick right at that spot? I'm good. Isn't that a 90s slapstick? [Comedy from the past] It says that your specialty Is 'singing while looking around Seoul.' [Only I didn't know] It says that you 'can do higher notes better,' is this right? Yes, it is. What song did you prepare? [(Quickly adapted)]
-I prepared 'Curry' by Norazo.
-'Curry' by Norazo, okay. Then how should you look around Seoul, should Seungkwan do it? Or me? [(Quick)] [(Tweezer for nose hair)]
Why, what about that.
This is too sharp? -There's no tweezer.
-Ah then [(Don't take it out)]
When Mr. High Pass pulls his sideburns He's gonna sing. [From nose hair to sideburns]
Hoshi, since he's senseless You don't have to feel guilty or anything like that. I don't feel guilty normally. I'm gonna sing now! Shanti shanti Get out [(Electricity)] Turn it off, turn it off. -Ah good. The vibe is good here
-The atmosphere is good. I'm gonna choose one person who looks really tired right now. [(Acting like he doesn't know)]
There's a person wearing a trench coat in the middle It looks like his eyelids are droopy. We should let him go first and leave. -I
-Ohh what the heck. I called myself I Ah, his name is Arthur Wen It says that [(Electricity)]
Arthur Wen 'Does musicals in his daily life.' [(Musical guy)]
That's right [(Surprised that he's better than they thought)]
Ah we're kinda surprised. Please introduce yourself. Hello. [(Lol)] I'm Wen Junhui from China. [(Oh my)]
He's really good when someone makes him do it. Wait, -The best thing for today's audition.
-Yeah. What are you gonna show us during this audition? Nothing. [Plot twist] Please tell us the reason, the reason. I came here because I was bored. I was bored. [Loves him] But it's possible to audition out of boredom. He's amazing. I'm sorry but those aren't seats for the audience. [Also working as the audience] If you guys came here to audition stay nervous, or be quiet. [(Fun because his turn is over)]
Ah, this audition scene is so fun. Can you show us whatever you prepared? Something I prepared I know that one of our members [(Looks like that member)]
Called Arthur does musicals [Arthur Wen] Since your name is Arthur Wen Please show us a little bit more How am I gonna get through this Is it right to get through it like this -I don't know well but
-Then Where are you going? He's doing it, he's doing it. I'm gonna live, what should I do [The musical is over] Ah, since his life is a musical -I can really get into it.
-Yeah same. My life is a musical. I wonder how you eat. When I eat~ It's super easy. When I eat rice soup~ [(The charming musical guy)]
When I eat rice soup~ It's not spicy~ Can you do the musical version of [(Excited) / (Excited22)]
-Ordering a sprite to the restaurant owner?
-Ordering sprite while you're having rice soup. [Got it] [Start]
Excuse me~ One sprite~ [Clapping] Wow, he's so cool. Oh, amazing amazing. [Impressed] I got some goosebumps. It wasn't 'Can I have a sprite' but 'One sprite~' Aren't you supposed to finish up with your ensemble? [(Really into it)]
That's right~ [(Dance instructor)]
Actually dancing is important in musicals too. I~ don't have~ Any dances~ [Dying of laughter] [Thinking of his mom] So good. [(Being confident is his charm)]
-He's so confident.
-He's honest too. It's better to be honest like that than dancing weirdly and killing everyone's mood Then let's see one situational act and finish up. -All right.
-What situation should I act out. You found your ideal type. So you're asking him / her out on a date. Can you do it right away? [Musical vending machine] -Oh, oh. He's focusing
-Oh, oh. Wow. Wow, he killed it. [Focusing] Sun. Sun? Why is it so hot? My heart, [(Really) / (Surprised)]
-My heart, oh lime.
-Why My heart, why. Why is it so cold. Oh, it's hot and cold. This world. [(Allured)]
You're the only one. The end. [The spontaneous musical is over] [(Spontaneous)]
This is spontaneous But why is the sun so hot. Why is my heart so cold. The sun is hot but my heart is cold. Wow, I was so impressed. -It's kinda like this.
-You're the only one. [(MC High Pass)]
There's a rhyme here too. Sun, my heart. Wow~ he really is a rapper. You showed your skill as a rapper. [The end of the musical guy's performance]
This is the end. Thank you~ [Seeing other's faces]
Good. [A brave move]
Can I... Ah~ [Blocked]
No. No, can I... Nope, nope. [Really no]
There is a similar contestant. Who is it? It is quite a unique name, Angry cuckoo... He's talent is singing angry ballad. -Angry cuckoo.
-Yes. Yes. Please come to the front. [Upright]
Hello! He looks very gentle. How can he be an Angry cuckoo? Hello, I am Angry cuckoo from Yongin. How did you get your name, Angry cuckoo.. He is called angry while he looks so gentle? [Quiet]
I am a singer. I don't get angry in usual. I express feelings with singing. Nice. [An honest story]
I am working as an angry ballad singer. I can express the angers that I couldn't express only through singing. I only know how to express anger through singing but not in usual days... [First nominee]
From who is the anger from? [Second nominee]
Who made you so angry? Many people in the world make me exhausted but I suppress it. He doesn't express his anger. Can we hear your song right away? I prepared the song 'This is the moment'. It is a difficult song... Yes! We want to listen to it. [Angry cuckoo's stage] Oh~ he prepared much. [Loading] He chose the wrong MR. The MR will make him angry. This is the moment [Amazed]
Wow. This is the day! [Angry]
Day! [Cuckoo]
When I send all my [Scared]
doubts and demons On their way! [Shocked]
On their way! [Shockingly absorbed in]
Every endeavor Keep the beat. I have made, ever Why are you shaking so much? I am scared. Is here and now, today This is the moment -Oh, he's not angry.
-Not angry. He's controlling. This is the day When I send all my On their way! [Communicating with the audience]
-On their way! Every endeavor
-Sorry. [Sin for sitting at the end]
Sorry. I have made, ever! Is coming into play [Electricity]
The one sitting at the end is keep on being beaten and suffered. Is here and now, today This is the moment Not angry again. This is the time! [Electioneering]
Time! When the momentum! And the moment! [Give me a vote]
Are in rhyme! Does he run for election? Isn't he Hoshi's father? See it sparkle and shine When all I've lived for Becomes mine [Delayed electricity]
For all these years [Shoulder vibration]
Is it a vibration? Shoulder vibration... And now the time has come To prove to them I've made it on my own This~ [Touched]
We will stop here. You may hurt your throat if you lose your temper too many times. Thank you. [Shy]
I only be like that while singing and this is how I am in usual days. He's insane. After all he did to me, he became so kind. [The symbol of peace(Cuckoo)] Hello. He is one of the people who don't remember how they were on stage. Can you remember how you were? No, I don't know what I said. [Respect]
What is your dream? Dream? Why did you come here? I only want people in the world to become happy. I want to make a world without anger. [It is a lie.] Why are you shacking all in a sudden? I have a pain in my left shoulder. Thank you. [Anxious]
Who should we have a look at? The one in the end [The one in the end]
has special eyes. A great magician. Not a great magician [Not Yoon Jeonghan but Yoon Jeonghan]
but a great magician. I am a great magician, Lee Chan. [Calm]
Did you come here during school hours? No, no. This is my uniform for magic tricks. I didn't come from school. [Sharp]
I think you can dress up nicer. I accept your opinion. [Satisfied] -Are you offended?
-No, only if you are going to give me pass... Then, did you apply the audition with magic? [Bare handed]
Yes, I will show you some magic tricks... They are not big tricks. Will a pigeon fly out? Will he get in there? Oh, I respect him if he goes in there. This trash can. It can be a normal trash can. But it is a magic trash can. My magic trick tools are inside but I don't open it with hands. How do you open it? Automatically with magic... I will open it. I am so excited. I am doing it after a long while and I am nervous as well. You are showing magic tricks after a long while when you are a magician? [Pretends not to hear] [Anticipating] He is opening it without touching? [Preventing spoiler] It is moving. Oh! [Focused] It is heavy. He is focused... Hold on, I will focus. Wow, amazing. [Musical actor]
Wow! [Judges and contestants amazed by a surprising magic] Wow, the way he looks the other place. I think you used some magic power. [Standing the nonsense]
I struggled a bit as I am trying it after a long while. [Second magic trick] There is nothing. Nothing, nothing. There is nothing. Nothing, nothing. Nothing, right? To have some fun I will put little bit of nose grease of judge COUPS'... [Regular feature of magic tricks]
Must have some nose grease, nose grease. Nose grease in magic tricks. Nnnnnose grease Jeonghan's nose and Seungkwan. [Fooled] I put enough nose grease. On this hand! I will show you a magic trick that a pigeon appears. It an easy trick. Is real pigeon coming out? I put two hands, right? Wait, it already came out. It's coming out. [Terrified] Oh, a pigeon! Get in, get in. Yes, it is now my hand. Wow, you are good at it. Do you have more? I have few left. Didn't you say it is difficult? [Empty paper]
It is written his talent is to be shameless. I find that interesting -but it seems only like a child's play.
-There is nothing special. Can you make everyone in this place to jump? [Showing his talent]
I can make them all jump. It is not hard. Can everyone stand up? There is fire! What we are going to do today is a random audition. We brought a random note. A random not. You know the rules right? I am a judge, guys. What is the criteria of choosing the judges? We prepared many different things. You will randomly pick one among these. You will work on it for 10 minutes and do an audition stage. I don't need 10 minutes, give me 5 minutes. Good. What happens when we pass? A prize when you pass. -A Prize?
-How much? 700 thousand won. Following 'Money lie', the staffs's eyes are shaking. You will get 700 thousand won when you pass. This should be a seasonal show. Everyone, we hope you try your best. Since when did you do your best only when there is money. You told us to do our best. I will not pick one. Will there be an interesting content or will it fail. I am a taste sense controller. Ah, you got the good one. It fits you. Mingyu. It is so much like me. Dancing machine. It will be funny. Dancing machine. Is it an Angry bird? Angry ballad singer... You sing while being angry. You should stay being angry. I am a sloth rapper. I should rap slowly. I like fast ones... I think I got this because of my outfit. Musical guy. His first time as a musical singer... He used to be a child actor. I guess it will be today's highlight. I am longing to see Dino's stage. I have a fixed concept. You have a character? I have a character. I am going to copy Lee Chan, who had the audition before. Aha, the great? Yes, we will stop here and announce the other one. You want to know about this, right? If the character I prepared fails, Oh, if it fails? Yes, yes, when the reaction is bad Shameless magician. Oh, shameless magician. To make a guess, I think shameless magician will be stronger. I am an A.I. Isn't it a robot? Artificial intelligence robot. WOOZI! I am a fresh man. You are so different. Yes. It's a diss... I am a naughty guy, It suits you. THE 8 is totally the opposite. We are all becoming ones that we didn't expect. I think he is a guy who can't feel pain. Painless guy~ Wow, painless guy~ He rolled as a painless guy recently. Look forward for Wonwoo's stage. We can also judge with our best when you prepared hard with your given characters. I also went out for Korea Got Talent, in fact. We didn't want to know much OK, fine. Then, work on it for 10 minutes. Got it.
It's crazy how even when DK's messing around, his vocal prowess still come through. I got goosebumps in some of his notes.
I also like how they did that Produce-esque mentor zoom in the beginning with Jeonghan and Seungkwan during the criticism for Hoshi lol.
Even as a Jun stan I didn’t expect him to be that good omg that serenade was genius
The way I giggled this whole episode! And the fact that they had to prepare for their characters in 10 mins! Ah, this is great.