GoAnimate The Movie: The Worst Movie Ever? (REVIEW)

foreign [Music] make your free animations yeah [Music] hello I'm Mike the Koopa Warrior and Doug Walker sucks what you were expecting a much more dramatic opening today's topic I will be talking about is GoAnimate the movie yes you're hearing me loud and clear someone actually had the balls to make a full-length 99 minutes go anime film before we talk about the history of this film let's talk about the site itself if you watched my channel for a long time you probably know how I feel about GoAnimate subculture I already made nine cringe compilations on GoAnimate videos and plan to release another one soon basically most GoAnimate videos consist of 10 year old children making videos about kaylu or classic Caillou getting Grounded For Eternity for doing some [ __ ] thing no one should be grounded for and believe me every [ __ ] GoAnimate video has to end like this okay Lou how dare you beat up Nickelodeon characters that's it you are so grounded grounded grounded grounded for two four three two five oh six why nine five three five two oh four one two five three four oh nine years go to your room now for those who have never heard about this site until now GoAnimate is a drag and drop animation video creation platformer launched in 2007 created by Alvin hunt the main purpose of this site was that it's difficult to traditionally make an animation so this site is dedicated to make the process a lot easier foreign it's kind of an interesting concept a website dedicated to making easy low budget Dragon drop animations as an alternative to expensive software that cost thousands of dollars but if you wanted to make some cheap quality drag and drop animations ironically as a Time waster then this was the software for you at least in 2012 that was at the time some GoAnimate videos actually weren't that bad that had ever put into them there was actually a video based on the good side of the community which I'll link in the description but now let's get on to when the site's reputation fell off a giant cliff as I said before the site in 2012 was then suddenly invaded by little kids where this grounded Trend became a thing and still to this day if you are lucky enough not to know what those videos are most grounded videos involve any preschool character named kailu Dora Barney or even [ __ ] Thomas the Dank engine in a goddamn karate suit all because those shows aren't their age demographic or a villain from a movie that someone likes getting into trouble if it wasn't enough for you the main premise for all grounded videos is the main Troublemaker does something [ __ ] and ends up getting grounded for a countless amount of numbers I can't bother to read years but that's not the worst part kids get grounded for changing their minds about school pooping in the cinema Timmy Turner how dare you poop on the screen while we were watching The Lego Movie getting fat in McDonald's which makes those blueberry inflations on deviator look like a masterpiece watching the Super Bowl getting a simple math question wrong blowing up a restaurant even though they don't know anything about explosives talking back towards death getting a dead meat and calling the baby stupid [Music] lunch to get the fries crispy oh my goodness dark poser I cannot believe you wrapped orders at McDonald's that's it I'm calling your parents I'm Chuck E I'm Chuck E I'm Chuck E I'm Chuck E I'm Chuck B I'm Chucky it was then getting so bad that three years later the toxicity in the community was getting way out of control that GoAnimate removed social media features and all of the non-business themes themselves because they were getting tired of the community's [ __ ] I also found a quote online that the formers GoAnimate CEO said after he left the site a few years after the comedy World perch I don't know if this is true or not but this is what I found those who people call gofags they sicken me deeply GoAnimate was a mistake it's nothing but trash think about that Alvin hung the former CEO of GoAnimate called his own creation a mistake and rightfully so between the good versus bad user flame War the whole respect my onion [ __ ] that no one cares about character errors and copying other people's videos for extra views Alvin wanted to do this because he knew grounded videos were the most [ __ ] thing to ever exist and he didn't want his website to have a bad reputation and he didn't want people to know that his product is the best website the ground people or other meaningless [ __ ] like that they want to advertise their product of businesses not to advertise 10 year olds making videos about kailu getting grounded for destroying The Simpsons house or whatever jpeg image calling the baby stupid the way goanimators reacted to this was I'll talk about it in another video go in and make sure fandom you know one of those online communities that you absolutely dugged on as a kid or a teen which is ironic considering that most of the community uh are consisted of well kids one of those communities in your youth slash pre-puberty days that you absolutely adored then when you go back and revisit watching those videos as a more mature person you realize wow what the [ __ ] was I thinking back then it's fine we all have phases like that I was a part of the neanderbot fandom as of now GoAnimate has rebranded themselves to Beyond and the website is pretty much all about business and they have a brand new CEO named Gary lipkovitz and Beyond isn't even hiding the fact that they don't want anything to do with the community and I can't blame them for that even if it wasn't for the community most of the flash themes are rip-offs from other shows we all know that comedy world is a 100 ripoff of Family Guy and they even copied some backgrounds from the show itself which wouldn't have been a huge problem if the subculture of GoAnimate didn't age like cardi B's discography in the anime theme one of the backgrounds ripped off one of the backgrounds from another anime and yes I found an image based off it no wonder why they've removed them and even after the Rebrand as well as GoAnimate killing off the old fiends go animators eventually found a way to make a Frankenstein version of once was their favorite website with all the non-business themes and assets without having to pay a subscription or anything just a download that I heard is very complicated price it's literally impossible so now that we finally talked about the history of GoAnimate now we can finally talk about the film itself finally go ahead and make the movie was created in 2013 By kbj but according to IMDb before the page was taken down this year the film was supposedly made in 2006 even though that GoAnimate was launched one year after the supposed release the fact this movie even had an IMDb page was beyond me even the main poster had [ __ ] Adventure Time clip art in the background which makes this whole 2006 release complete ludicrous and not to mention the poster is a carbon copy of the poster from grainy Phantom the movie and this entire movie was basically copied from that entire movie scene to scene and word to word so already we're in a bad spot you don't know what that is greeny Phantom is basically a local kids pipe dream in Emma's paint the only difference is that instead of everything being poorly drawn in Ms paint at least you can see what is going on in a 10 better detailed perspective I really but it's still not a significant upgrade at the time of the film's release it was actually given positive reception yeah the bar was that low for the community in 2013. and the movie had a ton of viewership when it released as well as the current upload of the film having a quarter of a million views as of 2023 however that was 10 years ago and I want to take a dive on how badly this film aged a decade later nine years ago I tried to make a review of this film when I was an edgy 13 year old and yes this is actual footage of me at the time and it was terrible there is there it was just anyway and at the time the time of you I was in a robot as well as a huge hardcore Doug Walker fan before his content took a huge downward spiral after 2015. but at least now I gained maturity I have a lot better editing skills than I used to in my early days even though I still use Movie Maker and I know how to convert videos into mb4 now instead of using a shitty 480p camera so you know what baby steps I guess so without further Ado let's see how badly this film aged in a decade this is GoAnimate the movie the movie starts up with a copyrighted movie logo that had nothing to do with the movie in fact pretty much the whole credits at the end of the film had no history of even making the movie it was pretty much all made by one person so speaking of the copyrighted logos this is a risky move considering the fact that the Creator made it VHS DVD release of this [ __ ] with the 20th Century Fox logo on it I lawyer up so after going for all of that we are finally at the start of the film took long enough the first scene of the movie starts with a rejected Family Guy character in a business suit named PC guy walking into a Walmart which is a blurry image yep great start we then get to one of our main characters Eric he's in a bad mood because I'm in a bad mood because he told me not to watch GoAnimate every day every minute every second if you thought this scene didn't make any sense wait till you see the rest of the film PC guy buys an Adventure Time action figure but that pisses off Eric so much that we have a chase scene come back here with that toy PC guy [Music] we're only three minutes in finding you well so PC guy alren Eric and Jennifer with the toy but some bodyguard looking guy takes the toy from him and gives the toy to the guy that chased him even though that PC guy paid for it wow I finally got the best toy ever my kids wanted to play with it do you really think a Legos board games most importantly Hot Wheels [Music] but no no this toy is apparently the second coming of Christ so after all that wait is that abomination of mankind Cookie Monster PC guy goes into another store to buy a toy but is that something no you can you stole that toy that means you cannot have it back you're going to jail sigh what have I done why did he should me from last time okay there are so many things going on here that I have to say first of all why is this officer a carbon copy of The Bodyguard that took away the toy away from PC guy for no reason was the creator so low on creativity that he had to slap on a police hat last minute on the same bodyguard character in order for the character to be different second why is PC guy going to jail anyway you saw that boy wait wait hold on hold on there hold on there I thought earlier that PC guy said that he bought the toy legally there was no mentioning of him stealing the toy before the scene even happened even if he stole it earlier with an explanation instead of handing the toy to Eric at least return it make up your [ __ ] mind movie Christ food fight had a better sense of direction from its plot than this and we're only four minutes into the movie oh well I'm going to sleep for the rest of five days this might be a little nitpick but how can someone perfectly healthy sleep for an entire five days the only way this scenario could happen is if the person is unconscious or in a coma and for some reason Eric is mad over it was this guy ever happiness a sad life later a PC guy then of course went to Walmart again to ask an employee for the toy basketball day yeah again this toy looks like the second coming of Christ if he would do anything to get back Eric comes out of nowhere and comes into the store and let me see this couldn't the career make different avatars for each character instead of recycling them at least at the time this movie was made when you were allowed to make custom characters but here the Creator didn't even try even in some videos where Kayla gets grounded he would at least know what the character is and what differences they have most of the Family Guy look-alikes are copied and pasted and you wouldn't know who is who if it weren't for the different text-to-speech voices hell there's even an entire video of this movie where only the red hoodie guy appears and it would get faster and that video is four minutes long but hey at least recycling is good for the environment oh oh and I forgot to mention the character next to Eric is his sidekick named Victor so PC guy stole the toy yet again and you can't have that back you can't have that back you can't have that back you can't have that you can't have that back you can't have that a cop then shows up which of course he sends him back to jail for stealing a toy you know if he really stole the toy the least you could do is [ __ ] return it to the store not handing it to the main protagonist that [ __ ] chased them multiple times throughout this film and yes Eric is the main protagonist of this movie and so far the main protagonist himself Eric's has basically revolved on what PC guy does which clearly shows he has some Obsession issues and he's supposed to be an adult compared to PC guy being 10 years old kind of like civil plants discography just gonna be whining about not being treated like a king it's literally we then cut to Eric's house where out of nowhere this horrifying looking guy who looks like George Bush breaks into his house hey Eric what what what what what what what these are my honest words about this movie just saying the most beautiful voice I've ever heard 10 out of 10 deserves a golden buzzer Victor and Eric then realized that PC guy stole the toy from them and escaped jail was the city in this movie so corrupt that they couldn't afford any high-class Security in their prisons kind of like California and Haiti's policies no wonder why the Troublemaker rate in that world is so high and then there is another chase scene because the first one was so good how about another of these PC guy would eventually lose them but would leave the toy behind and Eric gets his hands on it 10 minutes into the film and I noticed another problem with this film aside from the writing and documentary there are so many scenes with unnecessary filler some scenes don't even support the story at all or have nothing to do with the main plot itself there is an example of filler in a scene where Eric and Victor watch a Mr Bill episode and that scene lasts for an entire two minutes scene like this normally takes 10 to 20 seconds but here it takes a hundred seconds for this part to be over annoying uninteresting and not important to the story and just when you think it's over the scene just goes on and on and on and on then PC guy yet again comes into Eric's house and is yet again arrested but in the most cliche turn of events it turns out it was only a dream oh dear it was just a nightmare if only this film was just a fever dream nightmare so I wouldn't have to go through it watching this [ __ ] it also has the all-time worth butchering of Dr Seuss's the Grinch you really are a greedy man your alike is a bodyguard and as devilish to be Mr keyboard wow that was bad holy crap that was bad wow here are some suggestions on how to make a decent song parody If you're going to try to butcher it at least show some emotion into it I know it's a parody and all but think about all those song parodies on the internet that show a lot of character and humor by making fun of what the original is here the Creator sounds bored bored and emotionless at the same time oh and I didn't even mention the lyrics outside of the opening lines you're a bad guy like PC guy my mind is unimaginable by going to work I suppose really but if you haven't read the song lyrics this is Mr Keebler who is the main antagonist of the films yes this bodyguard with devil horns is the villain of this movie movie [Music] generic bodyguard character and call it a villain this is the laziest attempt possible at creating an antagonist I thought Chris Chan's attempts at villains were bad but at least he actually drew them but according to this guy who was like okay I need to make an antagonist for my movie what should its presentation in design be hmm I'm currently out of ideas so let's reuse the same bodyguard character it adds some devil horns to make it look like it's a different character therefore everyone will know it's a different character boom there's your antagonist I wouldn't given the Creator a lot more credit if the villain actually was an original character with a different design but no let's just slap on some devil horns therefore it makes it a totally edgy as [ __ ] villain anyway Mr keepler's evil plan is to make an invention to destroy the world because that hasn't been done so many times already in other films this is clearly what the best the Creator could come up with also he has a servant named lorendro but sir that couldn't happen because Eric thinks you're a mean man I know how many times I have to say this that I might be nitpicking but how do Eric and Mr Keebler even know each other nobody read hoodie guy who gets pissed off over an Adventure Time toy while a guy who looks like a security guard with devil horns just lives in a haunted house what is the focus of this did Eric and Mr Keebler run into each other at high school and become close rivals movie doesn't give us any information of why they know each other in the first place so then we come back to Eric's house where he cooks chicken for his daughter and then out of nowhere PC guy again shows up because he wants to impress Eric's daughter so then PC guy shows up with his disguise which only consists of funny glasses and a white beard I'm sorry but how does that work even people of an IQ of Terror that's stupid to figure out that's a disguise all that the computer guy did was add some funny sunglasses a white beard and nothing else and then immediately when PC guy was with this girl Eric snapped a picture of PC guy's disguise falling off it was a disguise no [ __ ] anyone with a brain would have knew it was a poorly attempted disguise hell even a five-year-old would be smarter than this sigh I would never wear that pesky mask again I'll put it in the closet so I can wear some new ones and now it's time for sing-along songs with Simon basically what happens here is that the movie just cuts into some music video which sounds like a royalty-free music song like it's a commercial break not any surprise it looks terrible [Music] you the Creator didn't even bother sticking the acapella with the mouth movements I get that at the time it's hard sticking voices with sound effects and songs because go anime is a limited software but some go animators still found a way to sync sound effects with mouth movements for example I mean I drive through a Burger King can I please get a wobble Junior wet on your rings no I'm not finished that's not everything can help you get a double waffle with no cheese with a law drink I got money so I don't care how much it cost me so just throw in some extra fries don't make them salty are they cheap but the main point I'm trying to say here is that the movie is cut just to get a forced attempt to trying to get a song into the movie and here's the thing what does this scene have to do with the current movie situation why is the scene even in the movie or better yet why is this movie cutting like it's a commercial break to this guy who's singing a stolen song anyway there's nothing that works here there's no effort in making it looks like it fits well with the movie's plot is this a movie or a much music video blog we cut back to Eric and Victor in an unknown hallway where they realize that they stepped on a piece of Red chewing gum I stepped on a sticky piece of chewing gum it must be everywhere me too if you think it's everywhere then why does the hallway look perfectly clean to me or is it Flex glue clear that's on the floor if it's all over the room we then see the Red chewing gum and someone must have littered a huge piece of gum if the gum is bigger than Eric's shoe then a poorly drawn stick guy with horrible lip syncing comes in chewing gum and Eric finds out who lured the piece of gum and then for some reason the stick guy turns blue because I don't know so Eric and Victor go outside for a walk until they realize PC guy is hiding in the bushes where PC guy would get caught by a police officer which leads to another chase scene because the last two weren't interesting enough and then PC guy randomly teleports for no reason to his room and apparently it's nighttime when it was just daytime a few moments ago and then he falls asleep with an arrogant Victor Christ what is their obsession over this guy this guy a break don't be near him simple as that meanwhile we cut back to Mr Keebler revealing his latest invention yes sir the remote the goat the remote what oh the remote the remote got it damn bro s mad funny I got to show you my latest invention this is the daily except to 9000.2 it is designed for Exterminating the investable human or cartoon beings of what intelligent life forms we'll find well I gotta say Sir that is interesting and a good way to destroy Eric exactly again this is like the second scene Mr Keebler is shown throughout the entire film and we haven't been given a single explanation of how he knows about Eric in the first place so we see how the adventure works and he tests it on a water bottle oh man that was extreme and professional sir I will have none of that and this invention will be able to destroy Eric then we cut to a scene where PC guy watches TV and this Scene goes on for 30 seconds and then a copyrighted logo appears and then we get a [ __ ] Mama Luigi meme because Mama Luigi jokes in 2013 were so original and funny am I right because PC guy is known as a threat to the police we cut to a circus scene where PC guy once again disguises himself but as a clown and it just drags on forever with embarrassingly bad editing [Music] wow we're only 35 minutes into this movie and I still have no idea what's going on even if I'm breaking down almost every scene nothing in this movie makes any [ __ ] sense you know what I'm gonna skip some scenes because holy [ __ ] this is so unbearable to watch and talking more about these scenes will just drag on forever and believe me you're not missing much later in the movie there's a scene where Eric is in Antarctica but how did it get there was he some kind of God who walked all his way from North America to the shore of Argentina then swam all the way there despite being the water being below zero I don't get it it makes zero sense it's never explained how he got there [Music] [Music] talk about music that's completely unfitting to the lot the iceberg breaks with the worst Splash effect ever done in a motion picture [Music] [ __ ] comedy gold But Eric is still somehow not wet and the same stick guy is chewing because okay what was the point of that broken iceberg scene half the iceberg breaking in half Eric falling into the frozen water and then it cuts to Eric again as if nothing happened and the stick guy chewing gum this is the worst and annoying Sing-along song ever and now it's time for the epic battle oh cool we're gonna have an epigenous a battle so after that unnecessary long scene we have the same stick guy who bumped into this police officer who is totally not the same bodyguard as before real-time song from Blue's Clues is the best Sing-along song I ever sang I'm sorry this is the worst Sing-along song you ever sang you're going to jail so this thick figure is going to jail just for singing a copyrighted song just win until GoAnimate City arrest people for littering one tiny bottle on the street instead of the person who actually did it oh wait it exist too no no [Music] 10 out of 10 acting totally not monotone or anything wait what the [ __ ] is going on what does this have to do with the original plots [Music] thank you oh my God this scene is glorious the terrible lip syncing the GoAnimate filters the way this scene transitioned from a goddamn stick figure getting arrested for singing a blues clue song to this and the way this guy moves his arms while raging and then it's proceeded with this guy is so stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid I just don't know man I don't know why so many people in the GoAnimate Community found any appeal of this at all during the time it released I'm halfway through this film and most of it is just boring drawn out filler that doesn't Advance the story which gets instantly boring but hey at least it's still an upgrade over this abomination thank you speaking of scenes that are filler remember when I said that some of the scenes are unnecessarily long that don't match the story while this scene might be the best of the worst foreign this Scene goes on for 89 seconds yes this scene would change when stick guy gets shot for some reason and them being thrown in the ocean yep once again nothing here makes any sense oh but you think that's all well there is another scene where this guy watches the exact same [ __ ] scene and that Scene goes on for 69 seconds if you had the time 69 plus 89 equals a grand total of a 158 seconds basically the point I'm trying to make is that in this scene you could tell that kbj is either making scenes unnecessarily long or just flat out filler just to make the movie longer in fact watching this movie after the first 10 minutes especially this scene that goes on for an entire minute feels like a [ __ ] eternity that's then we cut back to this George Bush look-alike along with what looks to be a protester heading into this Lobby building that's totally not a school with the amount of political characters here this movie is already more political than Vice and then Eric summons a jewelry box which leads to the entire room being filled with jewelry that are shaped like blue pentagons Eric I just wanna know what a Pity to bring a gift I have that's enough that will be it for your medical insurance and I thought my bank account was poor hey and just then out of nowhere we are introduced to this guy and then Eric introduces us to this robot he apparently built and if you pay enough attention you notice that there's a light switch asset that doesn't move while the robot moves a few inches yeah great editing [Music] I'm literally watching a movie that has goddamn begonia text-to-speech voices just as I thought this movie's lore Iceberg didn't reach the bottom it somehow finds a way to get deeper we then cut back to Mr Keebler heading into what looks like an office building wearing a goddamn FedEx pad and seems to be carrying it oh no oh no don't tell me what I think that is is that supposed to be a dildo but in all seriousness what happens here is that Mr Keebler and retro went to Simon's office because Simon wanted new vocalist for his songs Mr Keebler and retro had an idea and eventually agreed to join Simon's band don't bother with Eric sir he is worn out cranky and annoyed we set him in a mega stronger into Legend more powerful and easier to our skin and if you heard no wimping out we certainly work at what's with you side plus your bandpoint make just money soon be earning diamonds covered in Gold every scheme from was coming sterized with a set to men don't stand by Simon we'll be millionaires okay this plot line here doesn't make any sense this guy's entire goal earlier in the film made an invention to destroy the world how is joining someone's band going to help you destroy the world exactly once again another scene that doesn't fit with the plot or the story it looked like some attempt to make the sing-along guy look like a contributing character to the film instead of a character that just stands around doing nothing but fails in almost every way we then cut to this guy that was introduced out of nowhere reading a newspaper that features the robot that says Blinky 2.0 is here and if you're dumb enough to not pay attention the newspaper also features you can now download your animation yeah totally a film that looks like a box office success and then this guy turns into a superhero out of nowhere revealing that he's going to stop the robot this movie's logic makes no sense to the point where I can just magically turn into one by the snap of a finger see then we get to the part where Eric's robot fights the superhero I'll let you guess what happens [Music] to make it short blankie loses the fight and as for Eric Mike uh oh tantrum in five four three two one at least there's only 27 minutes to go so we're almost at the light at the end of the tunnel but it can't get more unsufferable than it currently is right Kevin well looks like you're reading a book in bit but kill logs will put magic cereals on every page [Music] another song just as I thought we didn't hit the iceberg we get yet another song that interrupts the movie which yet again doesn't fit with the plot this movie's plot Direction has changed so many times to the point that I literally don't understand a single thing that's going on a complete disorganized mess with too many cooks in the kitchen it's boring I thought the first half of the movie was bad this [ __ ] is somehow more confusing than the first half yet again I can't see an average casual making it past the first 15 minutes because there's no real reason to there's no real substance after the first 15 minutes of the film because I can at least credit that the first 15 minutes were so embarrassingly bad it was funny but everything after that is confusing boring drawn out filler that is instantly forgettable straight after meanwhile PC guy is delivering newspapers for the top article says that Mr Keebler has landed in New Jersey I mean if Mr Keebler is a huge friend in a major story sending the [ __ ] military or better yet instead of those FBI boys and speaking of PC guy he finds the toy for like the gazillion of time and we once again get another chase scene oh but this time since it's the last one they run across a pit of fire Eric shoots lasers at PC guy and then PC guy shoots out stick figures I'm sorry but we went from the PC Guy versus Air conflict about a [ __ ] Adventure Time toy to the point where they're walking across fire pits like chill the [ __ ] out it's a goddamn Adventure Time action figure just [ __ ] off for God's sake as Victor and Eric lost PC guy they ran into Mr Keebler with his badass world ending device you should have known better and because I have it right here I don't believe it how could you do something like that to us I knew you're a mean man like Jennifer told us I mean I haven't been so scared of an average business I was slapped with devil horns last minute or some [ __ ] like that you don't stand a chance Mr Keebler that's when you're wrong Eric for I do have the Dale accepted to exterminate you and there's not a thing for you to stop me you'd better think fast because if you exterminate us you'll have to exterminate PC guy first you devil straight [ __ ] unacceptable you fools now you'll get it Dale acceptor 9000.2 exterminate them run for it holy [ __ ] that thing can blow [ __ ] up this isn't the end okay I was just exaggerating so we again cut back to PC guy who goes to Walmart who meets up with yes that Abomination is supposed to be Cookie Monster you want to buy that adventure time frame with changing face figure yeah someone will thank me for this so after all this time this movie admits that it's an Adventure Time toy all along even though the movie said it came out in 2006 my goodness this film isn't even try to not sound frottish at all and the community at the time accepted it the bar must have been that low in 2013 not like the bar is any better a decade later dollar smells like cookies watched a poor man's version Monster eat a dollar in a GoAnimate video so we then get more filler as PC guy walks around JPay pictures of Walmart aisles with the toy like earlier in the film which I honestly think were copied and pasted since this film is so low on ideas or logic oh but unlike the last time PC guy actually gains a character Arc and buys the toy instead of stealing it the best part is PC guy didn't steal any toys because he bought one The Bodyguard will be the shopkeeper of the store The Show Must Go On remember kids don't steal or else it's jail time for you this is why you don't copy anything from MSP garbage [Music] man I didn't spend my cash for the Barnes and Noble bookstore not even my toy is a complete model I'm going to Target careful you might run into some miles where they sell you know what I'm not going to talk about that because it's completely unrelated so Eric buys a toy that's literally a blue stick figure and randomly dances for yet again more filler [Music] [Music] time for my own Revenge I love how Mr Keebler tries to look like a badass villain with the red filters yet it just looks so hilarious ironically so we then cut again to PC guy and this other guy who are supposedly stuck on wait where am I looks like you're stuck here in Mount Rushmore Mount Rushmore is this movie not the most American thing ever or what we went from Eric dancing for a minute straight to PC guy without any reasoning being stuck on an historical monument this plot flips and flops more than soccer players well well well if it isn't PC guy who said that oh [ __ ] it's Mr Keebler [Music] what are you you think your PC guy is obviously terrified of this man with devil horns well I was supposed to make you go to jail and you're not shoplifting this time you've gone too far for this PC guy so you're getting revenge on him because he was in shoplifting yeah I'm just glad this confusing Festival movie is almost over oh no I gotta drive real fast before time is running out yes people this guy who in the movie is said to be 10 years old actually knows how to drive a car which leads us to a car chase scene that looks like the newest Fast and Furious film only there's no Vin Diesel foreign [Music] Mad Max a run for its money but then Jack comes in to save the day and destroys Mr Keebler's world ending device [Music] like I said better than Mad Max ey I should have known you're on to this confrontation there's no restrict for defeating jacka's shade and I shall return you to your Palace from whence you came I'm powerful than you and there's nothing you can't do with it and I ain't going down without a fight you're going down for this you're on like Diddy Kong oh boy it's the long away and Final garbage I watched no it doesn't so an anti-climatic fashion Mr Keebler loses the fight so I want to give you a wild guess of what happens to Mr Keebler now that he's defeated does he die nope does he get another beating like an average for hire video with a black screen oh wait that's seven years ahead of its time so no or in the most cliched way possible sent to jail nope none of those free I will have no mercy on this that's right you've wouldn't you're gonna pay for this I don't instead Jack Frozen object that looks like a Pokeball into the ground and sucks Mr Keebler in it ending his reign s well Dan the new Pokemon series looks lit in my right guys I mean anyways after Mr Keebler's defeat everything goes back to normal yeah normal what has the GoAnimate Universe ever been normal it's getting grounded for a billion years as the film nearly closes we get one more scene of PC guy and Jack reading the last to newspaper everything's back to normal PC guy bought the toy and purchased it he didn't even make mistakes but he will solve the problems in life with Mr Keebler gun everything's back the way how life can be we saw the toy with changing face or is it Eric's and then everybody live happily ever after heavily [Laughter] oh my goodness this is so so generic and so overdone wow like I can't I can't help but just laugh at how much heavily Ever After has been done like how many times in films already but uh Jesus happily ever after happily ever after oh good Heavens so that was the end of this movie right PC guy I really love Walmart no further comment I think that scene should tell you everything and for the final scene of the film Eric and Victor just awkwardly stand around while a bunch of batteries are floating midair Dynamic I've been attacked for five whole months to put those batteries inside the toy the frustration [Music] don't worry I'll do it again tomorrow [Music] I was honestly expecting a generic dance scene where everyone dances after the villain is defeated or Hollywood style ending but this wow talk about ending on a sour note so that was going to make the movie thank God that Trainwreck of a film is over and in my opinion this is one of the worst things I've ever watched I mean could you blame anyone that couldn't make it past the first 15 minutes without clicking on a different video that's way better than this with a story that's as boring as watching paint dry characters that are lazily written unlimited filler a ton of plot holes as well as blurry stock imagery with hilariously bad music numbers as a desperation attempt to make it look like some sort of musical to flush out minutes in the movie a bunch of copywriter logos and companies that had absolutely nothing to do with the creation of the film you got a dog [ __ ] film all mixed together that is GoAnimate the movie This film is everything wrong with The GoAnimate community and maybe why the staff at GoAnimate told the community to [ __ ] off two years later from their [ __ ] it's just crazy bad I mean how can anyone 10 years later that grew up in this time frame to look back on this and think this is any good or in fact take this movie at least seriously you have to be a mega fan in the GoAnimate Community to think this is a decent film or be some guy who likes to watch badly made GoAnimate videos just for ironic purposes or whatnot you have to be a total loser who can't let go of the past in fact why would anyone be that obsessed over a movie that's worse than food fight yes food fight was horrendous but at least that movie had a plot that you could at least understood what was going on and it wasn't drag and drop even though the animation is literal ass and they at least had an excuse as to why the film was a catastrophic disaster I can't believe I'm defending food fight the funniest part is that after the success of the film's release there was a sequel planned for this film which was originally supposed to be released in the fall of 2015 and the teaser trailer was literally a carbon copy and ripoff of the first SpongeBob Out of Water trailer but thankfully the project was quickly canceled with reasons unknown and the film was deleted from kbj's YouTube page honestly for the best this quote-unquote film gets a one out of [ __ ] 10. movie ever made you may think yes but somehow it's not because I can only think of two good things about this film while it does copy grainy Phantom the movie that movie is somehow worse than this that copied it and two at least it wasn't made by Taylor zoliker of all people [Music] [Applause] Lord help us all unlike the Koopa Warrior and Doug Walker sucks foreign [Music] [Music]

Channel: MikeTheKoopaWarrior

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Id: L9hXWMyjI5w

Length: 54min 5sec (3245 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 21 2023