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[Music] ladies and gentlemen live on police rp news we have a police confrontation going on here excuse me officer what did this man do wrong ah what's this man doing yeah it looks like he's trying to fellate oh he's proposing to oh my god what a twist this is not confidential as he looks like a man there's nothing wrong with that bro it's 20 20. i mean no it's not pointless are you homophobic oh my we've caught a homophobic cop live on camera the police force of police rp hates gay people what do you have to say for yourself your monster monster i have to say to myself now use them over he doesn't even have anything to say oh my god his lover is not happy about this he's not happy about his advances being rejected he's advancing on the cop now the cop is trying to retreat inside of his concrete fortress here but no fortress can block out love the guy is going right in oh and the cop is dead sir sir how do you feel about just killing your lover come [Music] oh no he's back for more is there an apology coming [Music] i apologize oh my bad my bad my bad my bad my bad about to go down man i don't know i don't know if you don't do it you're homophobic oh i don't do it what what's this being recorded too this is live on police rp news well what what news channel uh channel 69. 69 all right that's the best channel i've ever heard minnie will you take my new note let's just quit the foreplay here guys come on everybody's waiting this is what the viewers want to see viewers viewers [Music] are you recording this on youtube or something no this is on police rp news i told you all right all right um oh my god what are you doing i i don't believe it folks live here on police rp news we have confirmed this cop to be a homophobic individual he's handcuffing this man who just wants somebody to love and teasing him he's escorting him inside the police station oh my god the humanity i've never seen anything like it before somebody please help oh oh my god cameraman's under attack nope the mayor he's supposed to be the most trustworthy resident of our city but when i came to him for an interview he consistently dodged my questions what is he hiding find out in this special report oh my god is that the mayor mr mayor mr mayor mr mayor just a few moments of your time i'm i'm with the police rp times mr mayor mr mayor mr mayor hello mr mayor just a few questions mr mr mayor this will take a minute mr mayor mr mayor i see you're entering a hospital mr mayor i have a lot of questions about this hospital and uh your town mr mayor mr mayor you seem to be in quite a hurry mr mayor where where are you going mr mayor does this have to do with your new policy of uh everybody having to run to stay in shape mr mayor i've heard rumors mr mayor i've heard so many rumors can you confirm or deny these rumors mr mayor just a few questions mr mayor mr mayor this will take a minute mr mayor you're just trying to get in the car and you escape the mr mayor oh my god mr mayor please mr mayor don't do it mr mayor no help help the miss the mayor is attacking the press mr mayor mr mayor why'd you just try to arrest me i don't think he's a fan of press mr mayor mr mayor don't do it please mr mayor no mr mayor just a few questions mr mayor no don't do it aha i have your car now mr mayor what are you gonna do about this oh [ __ ] so the mayor's trying to destroy the free press is that it mr mayor trying to violate the constitution i know my rights mr mayor and that my right is to ask you questions mr mayor mr mayor answer my questions why aren't you answering my questions mr mayor we have so many questions mr mayor please mr mayor don't do it mr mayor oh my god mr mayor somebody help me fail fail our p mr mayor mr mayor what did you say about these allegations of fail rp on your administration mr mayor jesus christ mr mayor can you confirm or deny that you have committed fail rp mr mayor where are we going mr mayor everybody get in the mayor's taking us on a journey wait why do you look like a hobo one of hobos members of the press why why are you making fun of my appearance man [Music] i was born just committed ahead mr mayor did you just run that guy over mr mayor what are you okay mr mayor ladies and gentlemen this is we've just seen the mayor go off the deep end here i don't know where he's taking us he just committed multiple acts of vehicular manslaughter this might be the last broadcast you ever see on police rp times oh my god the mayor has just totally lost it that everything is out of control he's tokyo drifting all over the place mr mayor please come to your senses mr mayor how are you driving and your hands aren't even touching the steering wheel mr mayor mr mayor are using some kind of satanic abilities to move the steering wheel mr mayor mr mary this doesn't seem like an official government building mr mayor is this where you go for your crack deals no mr mayor we're finally here is this where we can have our interview mr mayor oh mr mayor you didn't bring me all this way to handcuff me mr mayor please i'm gonna steal your car mr mayor mr mary you just blew up your car hey can you guys hear me still mr mayor uh mr mayor i'm so glad i can finally catch up with you where are you headed mr mary oh mr mayor i see you have a new driver mr mayor where is he taking you i'm kidnapping the mate oh my god the mayor is just you've just heard it here first folks the mayor is being kidnapped live on the police rp times who knows what's going to happen next ladies and gentlemen this is a very intense situation the mayor has been kidnapped does anybody know where mr mary is what are your thoughts on mr mayor being gone i [ __ ] him in the ass this guy's [ __ ] the mayor in the ass um what did this happen i like it i can't believe this live on police rp times uh stale memes are being recorded over this guy's mic over the guy who [ __ ] the mayor in the ass if you can believe it or 500 billion i don't got that much bro obama give out 5 000 to each person i said drop five here died hey check out the poopy idiot head guys hey where's the poopy idiot oh here he is you can kill me all you want it won't un-make you a poopy idiot head hey what's what's that i smell on your breath i think it's poopy everybody take a picture of the poopy boy take a picture of the poopy boy wait wait wait are you serious [Music] after i ended up getting a bit distracted i decided i wasn't going to let that stop me from finding the mayor and using my incredible journalism skills i managed to track him down oh mr mayor hello don't worry mr mayor have your car here just hop in get in mr mayor what the hell beside you on oh [ __ ] all right i'm sorry mr i just want to ask you a few questions get on the truck hello mr mayor are you in there mr mayor i'm here for the interview mr mayor it says your name on the screen i know you can hear me mr mayor is this man holding you against your will yes i'm very much holding him against his will oh you seem kind of on board with just following you around everywhere mr mayor is this really a kidnapping or is this some kind of elaborate extortion plot we don't tell him the truth we don't tell him the truth don't tell him the truth don't tell him the truth after my thorough investigation ladies and gentlemen something just didn't add up i might warn you what you're about to see will shock and frighten you i'm kidnapping the mate the mayor has been kidnapped does anybody know where mr mary is get in mr mayor what the hell beside you on oh [ __ ] get on the truck yes i'm very much holding him against his will you seem kind of on board with just following you around everywhere is this really a kidnapping or is this some kind of elaborate extortion plot we don't tell them the truth that's right you better believe it people our mayor is a fraud he's been lying to us from the start and this reporter for one is not going to stand for it that's right special reporter randy beans is going to put a stop to this mr mayor i have a question did you think you could get away with it mr mayor [Music] oh well well well if it isn't mr if it isn't mayor only breaking away like five times [Applause] okay well you've only heard one side of the story of santa claus if i if you can let me explain myself i've i've exposed a plot by the crooked mayor who's trying to extort money from the people by pretending to get kidnapped by this guy that he knew and he's so mad that i caught him look at him look at how mad he is that now he's trying to report me and get me banned he came after him went back to the same person well yeah but i mean let's let's not ignore the bigger picture here which is this system that's corrupt to its very core by the man we elected to lead us it's in a law this is bigger than nlr it's bigger than you it's bigger than me and you're pretty big santa claus no offense don't do it again i'm not gonna listen to what to say it just sounds really weird you're not gonna listen this is how you let mr mayor get away with this [ __ ] all right i guess it's up to me no one's here to save you now mr mayor well ladies and gentlemen i hope you appreciate that shocking revelation live here on g news unfortunately because i murdered somebody live on tv i've just been informed that police are coming to arrest me but thank you for tuning in and always seek the truth randy beans signing off foreign

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Id: KWdx4VP_lyE

Length: 12min 39sec (759 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 30 2020