Escaping the Matrix in Gmod 7 Years War RP

racism is tolerated for players and staff chat / misc spam Earvin what are these rule oh oh wait never mind okay well if you thought Holy Roman Empire RP was as obscure as it gets this is seven years war RP okay which one do I do it's like freakin United Nations here you know I don't see any racist jokes that could come out of any of these oh for sure I am here to fight see Seven Years War hello blink [ __ ] okay [Music] hello where do I fight the war what oh [Music] [ __ ] oh he's crazy help me I can't Francis freaking crazy Bonjour hello hello I am English I'm here to see Z first we are I am English too ok goodbye Oh No sacre bleu oh you will not catch me right in your neck guys how do I play this server [Music] excuse me hey what's up man do you know where the war is anybody it's okay you know what serving this is this is the Seven Years War okay we got to go fight the war this guy's yeah no I'm gonna war you so stupid there's no board this is the only war you can have all right I got bullets you're gonna be sorry in about five minutes [Music] [ __ ] hey you guys don't sound very French can we sound more French this is ruining my immersion Oh we failed dinky wigs Nadel just don't leave the base okay this guy doesn't want us to go fight the war but I think we should anyways that's a great idea oh my god man get back up here I found out the truth this isn't even real we're living in a computer simulation oh my god you're out of the matrix all right I'm leaving the simulation thanks Lucas none of this is real it's just a simulation they're using a cell for batteries or something alright we got a we got a tell everybody thought this isn't real we have to rebel against the robots okay how do we get out of this place okay Oh that'd be pretty funny just from below didn't you at work oh no this is a no this is real anyways it's fine oh my god I must be able to reboot too I got a computer console I knew it and I'm back again no this is real hey what's up I just watched an ant fell off my computer screen Wow yeah okay listen we have to warn the others attention everyone I have urgent news the Seven Years War isn't real we're all living in a computer simulation if you look over there no I'm trying to tell the truth that's there's nothing outside of this world we're just in the everybody come over here come on I'm giving a rousing speech listen up everyone we are better than this we do not deserve to be slaves to these machines [Music] under the map just think of how much more you could do in life Oh God yeah well it's real whether they like it or not I'm taking the fight to him you can't suppress the truth the truth is out there see if you can follow this obstacle course [Music] oh no oh no stay back I'm order you looked another glitch in the matrix how these people still blind don't they realize that they're fighting for nothing hey hey man don't shoot I'm gonna say something that might sound crazy but it's gonna make sense when you think about it this is all a computer simulation none of this is real we're being controlled by robot overlords who want to use us as batteries [Music] look you don't believe it just look beyond those trees there's nothing out there oh no oh my god if you learn the truth and he dies hey listen I have something very important oh wait don't stab me just this is very important yeah come up here we're not coming through this is uh yes yes yes why why do you think you're fighting this seven-year war first for some kind of honor for uh for what no hear me out oh good of course hey guys look I can't talk to you long but this is very important I'm being hunted by the robots what do you think what do you think you're fighting this war for besides seven years whatever you know is wrong because we're living in a computer simulation where the robots are using us as batteries for their Roombas and electric watches and if you don't believe me you gotta follow me I'm about to blue pill you guys come on whatever you think you know about the world it just ends we're in a simulation we're being we're being played like a fiddle it's like that Keanu Reeves movie where they're living in a simulation parenthood I'll hide what do we mr. GU not Ibiza that's not the way of the simulation well that was idiotic off to hang myself pots and my god people they're all diluted well if you want something done you gotta do it yourself all right I know some of you guys are robots at high time I started figuring out what is cereal tastes like no yeah sure all right Stalin what about you what's your favorite episode of Seinfeld all of them what do you mean they're all horrible and you're a robot and once I'm done reloading you're done for sine Stella have any last words beep-boop is that it huh the marching in there lied a robot could do something so mind-numbing this is a trick humanity oh no I know you're going with the robots [Music] since scum all right hands up maggots or I'll shoot penguin all right I did it my god it's their robot cloning facility that's where they send them all to the simulation I gotta put a stop to this all right humanity [Music] anyways [Music] [Music]

Channel: Dacoobers

Views: 15,556

Rating: 4.9898863 out of 5

Keywords: gmod, garry's mod, gaming, let's play, funny moments, trolling, 7 years war, war, rp, roleplay, but, matrix, historical, revolutionary war, history, dacoobers, small youtuber, small gaming youtuber

Id: bG5m--1X0Vc

Length: 11min 58sec (718 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 19 2020