Girl at a Bar - SNL

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [CROWD TALKING] >> HEY, GIRL, I'M JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU ARE HERE YET, AND I DON'T SEE YOU SO -- I'M JUST GOING TO GRAB A SEAT AT THE BAR, ALL RIGHT. SO JUST FIND ME WHEN YOU GET HERE. BYE. >> EXCUSE ME, IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? >> OH. >> I'M SORRY, I'M NOT LIKE A GROSS GUY TRYING TO HIT ON YOU OR ANYTHING. I JUST -- I CAN'T FIND A SEAT. >> OKAY, YEAH, SURE. >> THANKS. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW THIS PLACE IS FILLED WITH SKEEZY GUYS. >> I THINK THE WHOLE WORLD IS. >> I THINK ONE IS OUR PRESIDENT. >> DO NOT REMIND ME. >> I'M DAVE. >> I'M MICHELLE. >> I HAVE GOT TO SAY I REALLY LIKE YOUR T-SHIRT. >> OH. YEAH, WELL, THE FUTURE IS FEMALE. >> I KNOW. LOOK. >> NO! OKAY, WELL DAVE ON BEHALF OF ALL WOMEN, WE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT. >> HEY, DO YOU MAYBE WANT TO HANG OUT SOME TIME? >> YOU MEAN LIKE A DATE. >> YEAH, LIKE A DATE. >> UM -- NO, THANK YOU. >> OKAY, BITCH. I'M WEARING THIS SHIRT, AND YOU WON'T EVEN LET ME NUT. I FOLLOWED ALL THE RULES. >> NIGHTMARE. >> YEAH. >> SORRY ABOUT THAT. YOU ALL RIGHT? >> YEAH, YEAH, I'M FINE. THANK YOU. >> YOU FROM AROUND HERE? >> SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT IN LIKE A SKEEZY, WHERE DO YOU LIVE SORT OF WAY. >> NO, IT'S OKAY, I'M FROM D.C. >> OH NO WAY, I WAS ACTUALLY JUST THERE FOR THE WOMEN'S MARCH. >> REALLY? >> YEAH, YEAH WE RENTED A BUS, AND BROUGHT DOWN LIKE A HUNDRED PEOPLE FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD WHO DIDN'T HAVE A RIDE. IT WAS HONESTLY, ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE. >> WOW, YOU'RE VERY NICE. >> WOULD YOU WANT TO COME TO MY PLACE? >> OH, NO, THANK YOU. >> BITCH. >> WHAT? >> I FREAKING MARCHED FOR YOU, AND YOU WON'T GET DOWN ON THIS? >> HEY, SHE'S NOT INTO IT MAN. >> FINE. >> GOD. >> GUYS LIKE THAT ARE WHY WE NEED A WOMAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE. ENOUGH OF US MEN, RIGHT, WE HAD OUR SHOT. SORRY, I'M A BROKEN RECORD. I WORKED FOR HILARY. >> YOU DID. I LOVE HILLARY. >> YEAH. HEY, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION, SINCE WE BOTH LOVE HILLARY? >> YEAH, SURE. >> WOULD YOU WANT TO LOOK AT MY BALLS? >> EW, NO. >> BITCH. >> WHAT? >> BITCH. >> WHAT? PLEASE, BUT IT'S NOT FAIR. >> OKAY, BUDDY. THAT'S ENOUGH. MOVE ALONG. I AM SO SORRY ABOUT MY FELLOW MAN. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT -- DO YOU BY ANY CHANCE FOLLOW KAMALA HARRIS ON TWITTER? >> YEAH, I DO. >> DO YOU WANT TO EAT MY BUTT. >> NO. >> BITCH. NO. NO. >> AMY, I'M SO GLAD YOU ARE HERE. >> I'M SORRY I'M LATE. THESE GUYS ARE HORRIBLE. >> YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME. I LOVE YOU. >> OH YOU DO? >> YEAH. >> TOUCH MY [ BLEEP ]? >> WHAT, NO. >> BITCH. [ APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 9,733,459

Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, Season 42, Episode 1719, Octavia Spencer, Cecily Strong, Beck Bennett, Kyle Mooney, Mikey Day, Alex Moffat, Aidy Bryant, Girl at a Bar, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, episode 15, actress, author, Hidden Figures, The Help, Zootopia, Divergent, Father John Misty, Joshua Tillman, musician, songwriter, pure comedy, i love you honeybee, fear fun, real love baby

Id: kTMow_7H47Q

Length: 3min 10sec (190 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 05 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/Land_War_in_Asia]

I felt like one of the guys should have called her fat or ugly after being rejected. Then it would have been perfect.

[u/MirrorNinja2]

mirror - CA, AU, NZ, ZA restricted

[u/Smoogy]

And it accurately depicts the faux feminists that seem to be on the rise.

This was literally my experience since leaving my ex.

This is why I'm staying happily single and got myself a vibrator.

No regrets.

[u/ApocaLiz]

I thought this was going to be really hard to watch, but it's actually hilarious :)

[u/LongwaytoLA]

I was waiting for the "Yeah well I didn't wanna fuck you anyway!"

[u/justkatie]

I was thinking the same thing!

[u/DreamsUnderStars]

Ugh, that was uncomfortable and difficult to watch lol. But still funny... it was like a parade of ew.