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now we discuss dating if it's a good number I thing and then our experiences with eating and wife Boris deserve to burn in hell and we shouldn't trust people with no lips if you're about to eat someone with no lips stop the Lord has spoken let's talk about experiences with you later okay you go sir I have never dated I'm a single person I can talk about other people's experiences in my experience and my friends have dated never works and they ruined their friendships and they've got the entire friend group we go into this group call six people start hanging out and then this one horny [ __ ] and this month and horny dude just start hitting off they don't talk again anymore and then the entire friend group is just split they have to pick one of the persons to hang out with will never hang out again together never happens how it is in every type of dating situation though know if you're dating because like no one commits to all nine friendships who gives us same thing with real friendships so I've had friends date friends that were in the friend group of energies yeah but that's normal dating dating is [ __ ] contagious I had this one person take three different people all of her friends friend groups and I've never been able to talk to them again because it's dad in real life should be the same [ __ ] you start talking to online people you know that's nice discord call and you're having a good time they started a [ __ ] and then you never they [ __ ] draw out of each other from the next five days and then they're breaking up and you can never talk to them again the friend group is never the same and it's wrong this is a really specific situation you're as though that like because it happens to me all the time this one person keeps [ __ ] people [ __ ] people and then it doesn't work out and then she goes to the next person and the next person and the next person she starts talking [ __ ] on them she started seeing all their bad people and then or again keep from the friend group and then it happens to you too you're just a nice person trying to hang out and get [ __ ] killed shot in the back of the head by the Nazi officer who tells you just wanted to measure your height so he stabs you in the nine Youth to save ammunition it's a true story there's so many but how does this really yeah part of a you dating ruins friendships at something you're not allowed to join discord calls with them anymore you know cuz we're hanging out in private now like fine okay you can have private time but then they never call with you again because every time they're online they call their significant other right so you can never talk to them again they just disappear look I have two friends and they start dating each other and then they break up after they break up I have to pick one of them to be friends with because they won't allow me to be friends with the other person shut up bro shut up you're too old to understand this you were dying soon maybe you've never been through this happen to you I've had to pick between friends multiple times in my life and I had to end friendships because they gave me the ultimatum you know the Bourne movie Bourne Ultimatum that's what happened wait is this this is the real side wall I hope you actually are men of a fan nah bro he's a fake you think the real side war would hang around with people like this no bro he's a fake and he's a stupid [ __ ] he is the real sign Laurie's not no no no he's not that he doesn't do any videos what do you mean yo take that [ __ ] off right now come on man I'm just chilling what's up with you I'm sick of he's not mean you're the real Simon I will be honest with you if you change back from Hammond I am Hammond okay the truth no no this is the real swimmer this is the real mr. wobbles you might not know him he's irrelevant so who cares this is the real Jews wait superstar I which is videos a little time then it's helped me a lot although the stories I can relate to them she was a stinky baby one know if you watch someone cause you handsy how do you find all those people with like a bull that problem how do you find them just like this you're gonna tell me your problems right now [Music] do you wanna help me out seems you have pushed me down all of us reckless I've never felt so hell this never felt so oh [Music] my god mistakes on this stage don't be shy go on the stage no I want him to go on the stage and just go hello big Skinner's friends I do not know much about you I know right it's crazy I didn't think I've run into [ __ ] here just chilling wait she like in your room I'm calling on my phone and I'm playing you for the speakers that's what I yeah I'm gonna go simmer forget simmer I have a million dollars that's my like my girlfriend girlfriend yeah what kind of [ __ ] but you know how it is man you know it's the ball isn't how it is I know no wait what how do I know what do you mean mr. walz knows how it is how the [ __ ] does he know that he just give off that vibe this is the video now we're gonna I want to talk to you about this but a while ago I had this massive crush on this girl right I kind of obsessed over her one day we decided to you know go hang out I went over there where she lives and her friend was that more of her friends come and I was planning to stay in that town till like 4:00 o'clock in evening ended up staying till like the next day and while I was there had a great time it was really fun it was just overall good vibes and then I left her for a while and the girl got a boyfriend the girl I was looking for I got a boyfriend the other girl who was a friend she hits me up and we start talking we had a girl time you know it's really fun and we start playing games together watching movies together on Netflix she came down here for like the weekend you say they're at my house and she went back to where she lives is this okay as a jump-scare man so he's telling us how you like him okay I feel like relationships are kind of like you just jump off the edge and if it works it works if it doesn't it doesn't any not a thing you shouldn't overdo it especially when eating crab all your friendship do you and you and eat it okay absolutely and why friendships why not date someone that isn't normal be king how can you date someone without being friends with them first explain oh it's super easy I mean no you're disgusting you're just horny listen how can you date someone without being friends with them first you have to get to know them you have to be be through stuff with them you can't just pick a person because they look good and be like oh you want to date no one do you believe in damage do you believe in connections at that level like words - I'm getting a tingle in my pants I'm getting this sensor is telling me you might be myself you can't just jump off edge with people do you believe in soulmates if you're not friends with them first how can you be even shredded yuri their soul mate what the [ __ ] yeah soul mates can be instant you can meet someone that like please which changes your perspective be instant and not know anything about them you can't know anything about them in an instant I go you like people with your favorite Pokemon leave in my favorite Pokemon leave in connection sad okay you're fine I don't dude I don't need it I don't need to know someone's favorite color like okay I can come in how many soulmates have you met already I would say that I've probably had five soul mates did it work out with none but like that's fine I rest my case I rest my case I'm soul mate so means don't need to be permanent soul mates can be people that you really vibe with and have a good time with you keep talking about soul mates but then it never worked out with any of the soul mates I don't think you want a soulmate so me sir this I've also had soulmates that like we didn't date we just like he doesn't show up like it there's I think I think maybe your your definition of slow me it is like someone you're attaching to the rest of your life I know I believe people have soulmates at different levels of their life no hockey don't like Steve what's his name it's not Steve Hawking it's Eve Steve oh it's just a [ __ ] no the [ __ ] up listen my sentence no my song keep doing sentences I don't even get it I was doing a comma long sentence dude this is a [ __ ] argument for our image of a bullet this guy admit that he's being wrong how do you think finding friends oh god I'm having a heart attack wait yeah result it was just getting good too nonchalantly so I don't know I can I think I'm good again okay I had a heart attack I have like a hole in my heart and sometimes it just stops murmur what are you doing that happened I just waited a few minutes give like a medicine you know everything you can know I didn't think the guy was like we need to test yours like we went home what did he say he died you died happens [ __ ] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Syrmor

Views: 122,523

Keywords: vrchat, vr chat, vrchat funny highlights, vrchat fails, vr, syrmor, Mr wobbles, meowriza, anime, vrchat stories, humans of vr, virtual reality

Id: GA_dtDNhURU

Length: 11min 22sec (682 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 13 2020