Genuine McDonald's Nuggets.

makers may time for you guys to get a bit of aussie culture in your eye we have to abbreviate everything it's not mcdonald's it's mackers this is such a thing over here that mcds has gone along with it it's like yeah mac is mate there's no burger king here and it's totally adelaide's fault adelaide had one back in a time when you couldn't know if there was another burger king anywhere else in the world but mate here it's called hungry jacks but mate a lot of us just call it hungries aussie smarty pants hey what about kfc huh that's what it says on the stinking sign with the man on it and like that's already abbreviated so what are your aussies gonna do that's easy mate we just call it kafers there you go only aussies can figure out a way to remove a syllable from something that's already abbreviated but macca's is famous for their depression meals i mean no happy meal sorry hey they're basically the same thing right totally not plastic land waste at all everyone knows they hit in the bin so quick and during the mid 2000s it was all about music players we're in the smartphone app generation well mate before it was the portable media generation oh my gosh my it's bob sinclair if you can see pastor filth this really is a mackers thing it says play there it's not a button not a button at all oh look at that belt clip that's a feature on most mp3 players there's an on off switch let's turn it on and let's go oh oh no this actually was working before this bob yeah oh that's such a golden time for this kind of crap it really is the lowest team music player there is this is literally like a 40 second loop and then that's all it does get out of its crappy speaker no headphone nothing i'll let you change the bats though i love this is from 2008 right and it still works it's still going no way has someone put other batteries in this so it's like how many loops of bob sinclair do you need to do to flatten these oh oh maybe it is huh the batteries are like sealed in there i mean i know you can hack job them out and probably put anything in there but oh i take it all back oh no oh i can't stop there mate like we we're gonna see what else they're hiding oh oh oh no no no no no no it's gonna break oh that's not that's not good i don't want to break it oh dear oh no oh no there's the wow that's a really big speaker get a quick gander in there before i shut it it's not really janky at all actually oh no this is the mark of garbage when you can't get it back together i just tightened the screws and ignored the cracking noises does bob still work though yeah [Applause] i'm bored of you polyworld wow and it's brand new can you believe no one bothered to open this now this isn't music related it's just to set the scene right this is the digital camera toy not exactly a rip and collectible here oh yep that's a yeah okay that is unadjustable that is exactly that's exactly how they intended this no why what's this pose i don't get it polly i told you to have your tim tams when you got to the gig not before and here's our toy big slab of plastic oh oh like okay i mean i'm into old cameras i mean all of them come with free pants on the inside was she now mega man and no i really i can see there's meant to be heaps of detail here but it's all just one color the original looks better oh excuse me we're meant to accentuate i'm sorry what does this have to do with cameras yep there's the engineering photo exactly as planned oh no these stickers are just for this crap what 2006 oh this is mattel's fault that's nice oh that wasn't meant to come out [Laughter] i'm sorry i mistook the actual product for land waste oh one grit you're so pretty oh they tear off good well number four in this landway series was mp3 player toy i mean can you say low tier any more than everyone having the exact same crappy part oh no oh excuse me whoa well she can mexican wave at the baseball games wow they actually emulated a total bootleg where like one of the buttons says mp3 this is really low tier stuff oh it's i mean every ipod has a dress in it yeah every every dress rattles a little bit this has nothing to do with mp3 players nothing it's just crappy stickers and bs nothings like this is really this is low tier even for a mac is depression meal giveaway i can't believe this but bob's in the lead bob actually does something american idol it's that thing that happens every year i've kind of i don't we have australian idol everyone's got an idol and so i remember the first season and then that's it and it was kind of like oh someone won the american idol and but then they'll season and see you know it's from 2007 right in that oh that butter zone the media player days oh hang up i thought this was going to be electric it's it's an applause oh what they call it a plausomatic oh i i like this oh no i like it it's actually got that hollow to it oh it's actually kind of clever what a positive little toy you can clap for people why didn't they make a booing one why don't they just have a simon cowell hissing one or something but what i actually wanted to show you was this one number one in that series american idol mp3 toy yep i mean it's got big shoes to feel this is the one that started this whole video i'm like that's a stinking ipod and she's got to be better than this and bob sinclair all my dreams rest in this oh oh it does make noise that's night well watch out bob mate that straight-up poo that is oh no gross oh it's lovely well i mean that's a button no that's good it's got that clip oh wow look at that all right here we go oh oh ow oh no the button's jammed oh there it goes [Music] is that it okay no no shh i'll be quiet it's jammed it's jammed it's gent it's the buttons jammed wow might that wouldn't get boring in literally two seconds at all wow one loop how courtesy of you oh look that's where the 30 pin would go oh yeah that's the hold and sleep and there's that i really do want to see in this one let me in you monster no shut up it won't stop playing there's nothing in here wow it's it's full of nothing it's amazing what humanity can come up with when like they're just thinking about money these are awful these are the lowest tier things i've ever held please go back no shut up shut up all right let's gather them all in had to pull that one out of the bin by far the worst one is the poli junk literally a slab of nothing this stinks get back both of these are so low tier that like i i wanted the one grid i'm so bad but i'm not gonna this has a longer better loop than this one and this one isn't covered in feces like like that one is seriously this was in its bag what is that but by far absolutely my favorite mate the applause machine it's not what he wears with every second but it is still by far the best thing here well that's it thanks so much sit down thanks so much for watching huge thanks to my patrons especially these stinky names right here because my one dollar a month i do extra videos it's all thanks to you guys that you know i can leave the mid rolls out it's all thanks to you guys i you know i don't need to do sponsored spots you give me full control of this hot mess mate i've got garbage time my other channel finally uploading on that and i've got like the stinking garbage stream my drum stream offload play mate where i yell at things six times a week but for one dollar what are we gonna do if you thought the applause-o-matic was the best maccas thing you'd ever seen then you haven't seen the shrek watch this genius piece of engineering came from a happy meal thing um i'm pretty certain it doesn't work but my we need it i've got the ifixit bits i can at least see what is required so thanks so much and mate i'll see you so next time look the frank's magically appearing ew there is more surely not there's more oh what is it doing don't lick the wood don't oh at least at least there isn't any more that wait oh god it's everywhere

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Length: 10min 9sec (609 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 14 2022