GAME SINS | Everything Wrong With Saints Row

foreign [Music] world I wouldn't even be reviewing a Saints Row game when dealing with a series where a random guy on the street becomes a leader of a gang then the city then the United States and then the Galaxy I would be the one looking like an idiot for pointing out that it doesn't make any sense because reveling in the fact that it's a video game and no one really cares about consistency as long as they get to do something cool is the whole point comedy even comedy that is set off with air quotes is sort of immune to Serious critique personally I'm flying with the old tongue-in-cheek even several tongues in the cheek to the point where it becomes a degenerate finish and makes your friends uncomfortable when you share it with them but Saints Row has its tongue tucked deeply into one of its other War visits with a success of volition's GTA clone and how little regard ahead for their games I stuck to keep in my low opinion of it to myself and telling children to keep away from it then volition ran on a steam with a series after four games imagine that trying to top what you can get away with on each successive game eventually finds a ceiling and attended something of a spiritual successor of the core ideas with Agents Of Mayhem you could hide your valuables behind a stack of Agents of mayhem's discs and rest assured criminals would pass right by it oh open World Games flopping is enough to destroy most Studios but volition had enough reputation at their well Hail Mary and attempted to reboot sane's row again properly this time with the right title there's a French term for this sort of behavior it begins with an f and ends with Pratt fuking desperate I can't blame them for a reboot once you've gone into space inside a computer simulation ironically of a buggy open world game and hell all in the same game there's no more sharks to jump so the only path forward is back to where it began their previous brand have been to double down on the absurdist crude humor and relying on spectacle at GTA and left behind watching them try to rework their Dane Cook style of Comedy is as uncomfortable as discovering Dane Cook married a woman in the same age group this game hopes to appeal to having come to the conclusion that their Gucci violence simulator wasn't sensitive enough to Modern concerns so now most of the raunchy humor is gone and people simply swear more while mentioning something ironic about class and Society to quote the Zoomers this game is hoping dangerous sheesh it's not unusual for a game to be delayed to keep it from launching near a more popular game but in the case of Saints Row I think it's initial delay was so it wouldn't be one up this year by the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial when it comes to crazy [ __ ] you don't see coming entertainment even had Saints Row not been queued up for a glossary photo next to some obscure negative turn that will be invented in the future it would still be undone by the ungodly amount of bugs to call the game button finish as an understatement I didn't even get past the terms agreement before the game crashed on me my time with it was defined by the amount of occasions when I had to restart the game due to a soft lock and despite how cartoonish Saints Row is meant to be I don't believe the intention was to make the player feel like Wiley Coyote in a world where the laws of physics are not only broken but seem Allied against him animation bugs moon gravity people and cars spawning and despawning right in front of you all the classics are here the only time I ever laughed during the game was when an invisible man took part in a boardroom meeting this is called a reboot but the only thing they seem to have gone around to rebooting were the plotting characters they may have switched from a millennial cast as Zoomers but that doesn't stop the gameplay from feeling ancient the combat is stuck in that 2008 category many you stand in the open while shooting at brain dead enemy since the game is lacking any sense of cover mechanics you have special moves you can pull off but when I'm restricted to four at a time without going into a menu and two of my special moves are tossing grenades and enemies while two others are very healing I didn't bother experimenting much the only other way to recover during combat is with a takedown there were stores a pathetic amount of Health then you have to wait for it to cool down before using again and when the average enemy count is no less than a dozen bullet sponges combat can feel like cutting out an oak tree with a weed whacker fights play out the same every time down the first five or six enemies take down another to heal a bit then abuse the invincibility frames of the Dodge roll until I can either heal again or position myself better to pick off another enemy or two I got so fed up with it that whenever I could I would just stay in a car and casually run down enemies since they were never once able to destroy my vehicle I'm not even sure they can the only other gameplay is when you're being chased whereupon you glue your back to the hood of the car and fired enemy vehicles with infinite ammo so if you brought an RPG along with you it becomes trivial this guy runs a museum in town and wants to do business with a saint since Marshall has proven unreliable I just want to point out that this party is thrown late in the game after the Saints have stolen the hummingbird codex so this man wants to do business with people in possession of his stolen property so far this game is spending as much time on its smartphone as it can must be another of those points the marketing team Sam would resonate with Zoomers I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to laugh at the main character surviving three explosions but all I could make was the resigned saw you make when you're told that cancer is metastasized come out with your hands up nawali is in the cockpit and his hands are on the flight controls do you want to rethink that order who's piloting this vital now the nawali has jumped out to fight me I don't think it's possible for an out of control v-tall that's in the middle of crashing to fly perfectly through a winding Canyon with no one of the controls and crash land back where it took off from there's supposed to be a bonus based on exceptional performance that's right and if you had performed exceptionally you would have seen a bonus so he doesn't get a bonus because of being rash did he actually receive his normal pay at least also I thought that was the interview you don't get bonuses for interviewing well you don't even get paid big giants dangling horse testing just swinging in the goddamn Breeze knocking back and forth like a pair of [ __ ] clappers and a giant horse flesh crotch Bell I know a lot of other reviews of this game have showcased this scene as an example of how badly written the game is but incoherently raging yourself in a car about work is the most relatable unbelievable the game ever gets it's still terrible but everyone who's had a bad day on their way home has done exactly this we just weren't main characters in a video game everything smells amazing Kev you know what would make it smell even better hey man if you want a 300 waffle maker you can buy with the exposure the idols pay you in don't expect us to chip in I've told you before the Idols are trying to build a post-capitalist society where money is not a concept yeah then why don't you go run off and join the commune interesting choice to kill off the brand new characters in their introductory scene the whole were relatable broke young people synonym doesn't work when those people are also Contract Killers and gang members I'm fine with criminal action through financial desperation but trying to make them a relatable in this way once they start killing people just makes them look like entitled [ __ ] who lack any sense of morals while at the same time reminding each other how awesome and righteous they are honestly I would cast these four as the villains in any other game it's the murder business fundamentals don't change just the uniform I can tell you love it okay I don't have to love it I have to pay my student loans student loans you're a PMC mercenary what classes did you take in college also your criminal or breaks every law you come across but you care this much about your credit score how's this for ironic comedy real life debt forgiveness kind of up into their student loan dead backstory just as this game released this is true look this is really not a big deal we just knock off a payday loan place no one gives a [ __ ] if people Rob those bastards are they being betrayed like Robin Hood and only robbing people they deem as bad like payday loan offices and Republicans I can't see this group as fighting for a better society when the reason they can't make rain is because two of them are gang members one is a freshly employed mercenary and the fourth lessons of podcasts on being your own boss and everyone treats him like an expert on starting a business you have a job now you could actually just take the loan Eli I don't do business with morally bankrupt companies you worked for Marshall that's my line and the main character doesn't have an argument against it no masks are worn and I'm pretty certain they would be caught on camera during the robbery do I want to know what happened to the Panthers who stripped your car sorry Nina self-defense [ __ ] I didn't want that to happen let's hope Sergio never finds out it was us Nina is perfectly fine with me killing members of her own gang while making my Escape Kevin is guilty of this as well which should raise some trust issues since later we found a new gang together and these two have shown nothing but disloyalty to their original Cruise yeah I know this moment is meant to be absurd but I can't not send it the only way I wouldn't sin it is if it was a repeatable thing that I could do in the game your next genre martial is to follow a panteros convoy full of stolen Antiquities and see where it goes and somehow the leader of the panteros was watching us hold his briefing at a random roadside and despite knowing Marshall around to his gang he doesn't deviate from the plan at all most inconspicuous Stakeout ever with his giant guy standing against the Horizon next to his gang affiliated monster truck if Sergio can notice a nail a drone hundreds of feet up in the air with one shot while driving a monster truck over rough terrain why not just shoot my character in the head and be done with it instead of trying to run us over Sergio's monster truck crashes against his rock that has strung along the path that all the other large trucks in front of us somehow passed under you know the imagination is running low when the game peaks in the first hour by ripping off Uncharted 2 a 12 year old game and Mad Max Fury Road why exactly would any of the game cars you jump to keep driving along after you jump on the roof applying the break when in this Rampage pretty quickly apparently the Pantera's destination was this sheer Cliff because the guy was driving right for it and never altered his course accidentally toward it due to my attack you did good no I didn't you wanted to know where the Convoy was headed I don't believe the bottom of a canyon was the intended destination Gwen says you were responsible for retrieving the hummingbird codex the hummingbird codex is a special book that all the factions of the city want to get their hands on it looks like a Hunger Games novel to me well after that little cluster [ __ ] we had with the panteros you know when my life was flashing before my eyes I started thinking about early retirement seems fair took my bonus in savings and bought this empty lot I'm fixing nobody my own garage it is a retirement if you're quitting your job to work another one you just built this brand new garage why does it look old and run down are we afraid of upsetting the rim job community so much we had to substitute the name Jim Robbs instead perhaps volition filter games sucking as much ass as it does was enough Marshall's Galley at the museum for the unveiling of the hummingbird codex says no chairs for all the rich patrons to sit down at it's a standing event only for some reason the idols have come to save you from yourselves the panteros and the Idol show up to still the Codex the idols arrived second and give a grand speech like they're addressing someone important but they all already left it's only the rival panteros gang members in this room now this mini gun is magazine fed rather than belt fed which means it should be empty after firing it for precisely one second I don't understand well you were wasting time with her the idols stole the Codex and replaced it with a fake why replace the Codex with a fig that is really just your calling card the point of a thing would be to lead Marshall into believing it wasn't stolen and call off a search your ass gets fired over the museum Heights and you spend the next cut scene wallowing in misery over losing a job that you work for a total of three days never paid you and you didn't seem to enjoy I wonder if this is what the developers have been doing since they released the game because I think some of you might soon be out of a job as well Buck Up Guys press X to defeat your depression relax Judas 3000 if Brutus had had one of these bad boys he wouldn't have needed the Senate to help staff Caesar ironically this ironic Judas knife you order becomes an ironic plot Point later how ironic it looks like we missed one no no no no no no they're cool they're with me there with you to kill them how exactly did two people from opposite gangs that seemed to be a war with each other along with a martial employee end up roaming together why are we at the hospital because you don't have insurance I don't really care you would if you saw what they charge to fix a flesh wound your criminals regulated financial debt is not your biggest concern guys we're really good at what we do so why are we doing it for other people and not ourselves I mean you know how to start a business Kev knows how to get attention I'm a walking murder party and Nina Nina's best goddamn driver in the business if Eli knows how to start a business why hasn't he yet if Kevin is good at getting attention whatever that means shouldn't he be a successful influencer by now and Nina being a good driver hardly matters since who the hell cares I send games for rendering cats poorly I don't know guys what do you think I feel like there's a lot we're missing yeah there's a few things missing from your criminal Empire checklist mainly the crime you want to commit are you starting a gang or a tech startup the plan here is to get the property developer to hand over the deed to the church by scaring him with dangerous stunts while I'm sure drifting against traffic and doing ramps will get the blood pumping making a guy fear for his life while inside the same car with you is a touch harder since you would be killing yourself in any accident so he can assume at least some restraint on your part GTA San Andreas in a mission exactly like this only it strapped the guy to the hood of the car we need a name [Music] the Saints we call ourselves the Saints I feel like the word Saint is being thrown out like a superhero name originally the Third Street Saints named their gang after the district they lived in does the word Saint and Saints Row even mean anything in his reboot other than they're based out of a Catholic Church there's a bunch of cool Collectibles around town that would look amazing in the church all we have to do is find a thing we want snap a picture and boom it'll just show up there really how does that work it works yeah but how it just works I don't ever think it if you don't want to be questioning how something works don't mention it at all and try to lampshade it that would be enough to make me shrug my shoulders and say whatever it's a video game but yes you can decorate your home by taking photos of things on the world and they simply appear there the game threatens you with side content by locking the main story missions away until you perform a prerequisite amount of fun if it's optional leave it as optional if it's fun trust me to seek it out and do it without you holding the rest of the game behind your back and dancing away when I reach for it I don't even want to play the main campaign okay Boot Hill is this live stream Fight Club kind of thing they do on the abandoned Island out in the this sick cat named doc Ketchum runs the show Fight Club more like murder circus we need to recruit more Saints right everyone in town with a criminal record watches this live stream oh he's right I've seen pantero streaming it I just didn't know what it was called but it's crazy dangerous it's viral marketing to recruit gang members the plan is to send you to an island where a battle royale match is held and streamed to the entire city so you go there kill dozens of people and this convinces all the people watching the live stream to join a gang that wasn't even advertised during it no one even knows who the Saints are yet or that it's a gang or who to call to join up one of our crews just pulled off an armored truck heist they're splitting up the cash stealing insured money my favorite victimless crime this is an open world crime simulator right stop making excuses for why what I'm doing isn't actually that bad I'm fine with being a violent gang member in the video game I'm not gonna feel remorse for robbing and killing an NPC seems like cheating our crew does all the work and we sit back and collect money who trained the crew we did and who has the cruise back if they screw up we do exactly we earned the right to sit back and collect money that sounds like capitalism to me collecting the value of other people's labor actually since this is a gang you're even worse you don't have payroll days off vacation sick leave or any benefit since you're a [ __ ] street gang surrealism requires a bit more effort than having a group of murderous gang members play a children's board game My Love Letter is a serial killers have more surrealist humor than this I'm talking about what we're paying the crew you mean what we're not paying the crew bullets and 401ks are expensive Our Gang is so worried over treating gang members fairly that they need to find a way to bring in more cash so they can be paid like proper employees even mentioning 401ks and insurance instead of doing regular crime like gangs do their big plan is to start planning a train robbery that delivers money to all the banks all the other sane members won't be earning their pay by pulling this off either just these four plus another person they plan to break out of prison to help them this gang is fundamentally at odds with itself I'm gonna stay low to avoid detection Lady it's a private prison not a national border with radar detection and you're flying a helicopter right over their watchtowers I think they see you you have to stealth your way through the prison by not getting close enough to a guard to recognize you since you wear your old martial uniform as a disguise if my character would have put on a helmet like all the other martial mercs were even that wouldn't have been an issue to free the nawali you had to shoot some computer servers in the control room and that does it this Maximum Security Prison goes out of control and opens every cell including his when its servers go down do you have any idea how often servers go down this prism was also kind enough to provide a ramp to jump their wall during an escape you just delivered packages to the Old Mission Church what happened one of your people took him some fellow where pink pink it's the [ __ ] Idols they stole our [ __ ] why would an idol be right outside the Saints Church just to steal package deliveries the box is full of knives oh right it's them knives Nina and I ordered off that uh infomercial you ordered those knives from your old address how exactly did they get delivered to the church and you clearly forgot about them so don't tell me you changed the shipping come to think of it there should be way more boxes than this now that you know the packages can take nothing but a bunch of knives you ordered while depressed is there really any reason to track all them down to get them back these are not exactly important to you I thought you called me here because you wanted to prepare for the robbery correct so we are planning the heist no okay I must admit I'm confused what are we doing team building all the games comedy boils down having the gang members do ironic things you would never expect gang members to do like play children's games or have team building exercises this can actually work when done well see everyone still memeing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas or CJ and the Gang go through a drive-through this game utterly fails at understanding why that scene is funny though it's because gang members actually do get fast food but you never actually think about that part of their lives it's a realization that ninety percent of the time a gang member's life would be just as ordinary and boring as everyone else's the nawali feels like a GTA protagonist meeting over-the-top parody criminals he's about to do missions for in the scene it amazes me that volition was self-aware enough to write nawali confused by how dumb these characters are yet somehow not self-aware enough to realize how dumb these characters are and make changes the team building exercise just ends up being a lot of shooting and driving I understand the idea of building team cohesion but you really should get around to planning the train Heist at some point this is the second time in recent memory I've had to LARP in a video game at least when life is strange true colors did it they change the the gameplay into an RPG the LARP Eli as you go on still plays like Saints Row so you shoot people with airsoft guns instead of real ones also everyone speaks in fake old-timey English and the quests feel like European fantasy but they do this while dressing like they're from Mad Max and LARPing with foam dart guns so the presentation of it is all off the game you're really taking the fun out of it I was waiting for the game to start sitting itself man I just bet all these people in the city wide LARP just love being stationary guards outside buildings instead of doing fun quests like in all the other larps I can see why this is so popular while Kevin's phone screen didn't break but the camera really did the idols Place Kevin on top of the Santo Aliso sign and plan to blow it up with him and I think a lot of their own people because I had to disarm bombs that were armed and Ticking all the way up to the top and the path there was full of Idols I just happen to have a wing suit built into my sweatshirt Kev on the other hand has no shirt on so he doesn't have a wingsuit Yeti somehow gets down from the sign to the Idol's mansion with me but that'll stole my [ __ ] car and where exactly did they steal your car from I assume once you let the panteros and took the church you would have moved your car here instead of leaving it parked in front of your old apartment how are we gonna get inside the Scorpion Factory I'm fixing to liberate a helicopter from aerial gun range the what now it's a tourist thing it ran out helicopters with machine gun turds and fly them over the desert and shoot I don't know whatever's out there to shoot this is the world of Saint's room so I'm supposed to accept the fact that Taurus Attack Helicopters are a thing and that my character knows how to pile a one with zero training in order to Reign hell down the Pantera's base where all their cars are which is also defended by anti-air rockets and its own helicopters that just too much of a stretch for me to believe all of that this reboot isn't even as off the rails as the previous Saints Row games to give it that level of slack what's this Crush test track you mean exit plan when you get that car working why would the panteros have a crash test track are they concerned with consumer safety before we go do you honestly think this Judas Knight thing is worth it most people playing this game are not even going to recall what the commercial called it I see why the only preparation for this train robbery was a team building day because the plan is simply to drive up behind it board it then fight your way past dozens of Martial soldiers and turrets to the head of the train I guess derailing had never occurred to them but in the end that's what happens anyways and it works just fine Sergio Landing was enough to put my character on a commission just so that nawali could come in for the save I'll remind you that the first thing that happened in this game was the main character being pinballed by three rapid explosions with the force of a large man landing near him takes him out for a full minute the only thing that nawali does on the train mission is keep you from having to boss fight the leader of the panteros given this game's idea of a boss fight I almost took a sin off for this instead after all that fighting it's proven pointless in the train derails this armored train that was over a mile long and protected by air support was only carrying a few duffel bags full of a few gold bars and some cash first you wouldn't store a bunch of gold bars in a duffel bag since gold is heavy and would rip right through them after just a few and you certainly wouldn't store them inside along with the cash second Banks rarely transfer gold bars from their location Nations they lead them in Secure Storage and transfer the titles to the gold and third my character just walked in carrying two duffel bags full of gold bars and toss them around like nothing each one of those bags would weigh several hundred pounds a single gold bar is the nawali's payment that's anywhere from 60 to 100 000 I don't blame him for trying to kill you later okay we got the name we got the space we got the logo we got the employees and we got the [ __ ] money yeah which means there's one thing left to do how do we make a statement make a statement you're a criminal gang your job is to kill people and sell their children drugs do you see the Mexican cartels holding TED Talks well uh we just robbed a money train and killed Sergio in a particularly horrific fashion oh so you ripped out Sergio's heart I was there for moral support it doesn't matter because word on the street is that the nawali was a one-man Wrecking Crew the Saints didn't get any shot from The Heist the nawali killed one guy during the Train Robbery and the four of you were the only other ones that are prison for it so how did everyone come to that conclusion so we're gonna need something that establishes us as an institution we steal the hummingbird codex Marshall wanted to protect it panteros and the idols wanted to steal it and if it wasn't for that [ __ ] book we wouldn't have formed the Saints did stealing the hummingbird codex make the panteros or the idols and institution what does that even mean in the context of a street gang I honestly feel like the devs are just throwing buzzwords around ironically this kind of talk would have made way more sense than the previous Saints Row game where you become the president of the US the Codex inside The Boathouse is another thing that the idols immediately give away as being fake instead of letting us believe we just took the original from them I don't think they understand the purpose of Faking Antiquities dude did you just say AF yeah it's an abbreviation first we [ __ ] swear all the time second it's only an abbreviation when you text a f as [ __ ] look let's just be thankful the game didn't bombard us for explanations of on God and no cap the real codex is only Idol's yacht in the harbor inside another glass case that's booby trap with a bomb So the plan becomes to use the idol Zone bomb to somehow blow up the ship by planting it on the bridge that little pipe bomb wouldn't even put a hole in the hole let alone blow it up from the bridge it belongs to anyone who dreams of making something of themselves and are [ __ ] tired of the world trying to hold him back you're not fight club and you never will be life is hard enough without having to deal with middle managers with no discernible Talent telling you how to do your job without having to deal with [ __ ] who've had every opportunity handed to them but never had to [ __ ] work for a single one of them because everyone knows how unstressful a life gang members have what in the actual good hell is there a message here Chet Drummond Marshall general counsel the same Saints are now a wholly owned subsidiary of Martial defense Industries uh no the employment agreement you signed when we hired you contained a non-compete Clause I signed a lot of [ __ ] I didn't actually read it not our problem by attacking martial interests to wit the frontier prison our cargo train and various other assets you became a competitor so what's your [ __ ] point pursuant to article 9 section 12 paragraph 36a you have surrendered All rights and ownership of the Saints to us non-compete clauses are avoided upon termination of a contract by firing they exist only to make sure an employee doesn't use their position to find a better job and then quit while taking other employees with them to a competing business also the Saints are a gang they're not a licensed business you can't legally own a gang and no Corporation would ever want to own a gang how would you even enforce this is Marshall expecting the gang members to follow their orders nor does Marshall kick them out of the church or even take the Codex back from them the next part of the game is about getting the rights of the Saints back even though it makes no sense at all so you you have to abide by the rules of the stupid contract but you can murder the lawyer who presented you with the papers I'm gonna [ __ ] kill that kiss but that won't solve our problem finding legal document you can't just shoot your way through it why are these people selectively following some laws but disregarding others So the plan is a storm Marshall HQ kill Atticus and this will somehow nullify the contract that gives Marshall ownership of the Saints this isn't how contracts are nullified as Eli explained after you shot the lawyer [Applause] Atticus is saying this while I'm shooting all of his people who can clearly hear their boss calling them all replaceable how's that for their motivation but you helped me vote them off the board and I'll scratch your back real good so how do we do that if you make Atticus look bad enough our Company's stock price will tank shareholders will panic and the board will have no choice but to change leadership that's when I'll take over and give the Saints back to you well he just bought a violent street gang that attacked the company's HQ and killed a lot of employees inside of it I think that would lower the stock price and make the board question his leadership instead Myra's plan is to have you hijack a marshall tank and shoot up a public Expo Atticus we'll be attending so only terrorism can lower their stock price if it's an AI driven tank how come I can get inside and control it all opposed you have a tie now what are you gonna do let's ask the tiebreaker the board vote ends at a time so Mira gives you the decision to either kill or fire Atticus firing Atticus makes no sense because you're not a Marshall's board of directors and have no power to vote and killing Atticus and furthermore would raise questions about everything that resulted in this act of terrorism which wouldn't leave the board very trusting of Mira as the new CEO during the party the game began on nawali stabs you with a Judas knife you gave him because he wants your friends for himself the game has to pretend that its cast is so amazing that even the villain is jealous and wants to hang out with them nawali is a professional killer why would he not fatally stab me then bury me while very much still alive did nawali pre-dig this grave in the same Zone Church no one noticed that while buried alive you have a dream where you play the children's petting zoo game with your friends from the perspective of a board piece I don't know exactly what I'm supposed to take away from this other than these four were friends and played games together so don't die yet okay I'm here if you've been there at the idols party I wouldn't have gotten shot you let your friends get hurt because you were wallowing in your own selfie this game is presented my character as a supportive friend but in my own head I'm supposed to be rack with self-doubt and pity you dig your way out of the Grave after having spent a few hours buried alive and unable to breathe even re-digging the grave perfectly just like it was when nomali threw you in there four straight sides of that baby also that Stab Wound is completely forgotten about nawali has taken your friend so he can live out a sitcom life with him on a set I don't believe the game is self-aware enough to realize that every scene with them already felt like a sitcom comedy you could have added a laugh track to those scenes and it would have felt right at home you're gonna say you can't tell me because the nawala you'll kill you then I'll say if you don't tell me I'll kill you and we're just gonna be right back to where we started so let's just skip that part no I was gonna say I can put the address in your phone I don't think this is so much a misconception as it is an excuse you are pointing a gun at him let's see if my Biometrics still work on this VTOL if you need Biometrics that are in Marshall system to operate their equipment like the VTOL how did nawali fly to the start of the game The veto that crashed after I kicked a gun into its intake is still here and works perfectly despite the the crash in months of exposure what's going on it's for your own safety it's our roommate isn't it you can tell they're such good friends because they don't know his name and refer to him as a roommate you know that nawali is a massive threat put a bullet in him while he's down of course you don't despite the game always going on about how good you are at murder I'm not sure where nawali got an attack chopper from since I flew all around this building a few minutes ago and spotted none except for the ones I shot down he also stalked his top floor with hundreds of rocket launchers I understand the reason why you would go for a western Showdown given the setting but why does my character fan the back of a semi-automatic like he's fending the hammer of a revolver where was his efficiency five minutes ago when you got the drop on him [Music] if you ever want to measure how much you truly despise someone go to karaoke with them big giant sweaty dangling horse testy just swinging in the goddamn Breeze knocking back and forth like a pair of [ __ ] clappers and a giant horse flesh crotch Bell

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Id: MLSd4B3eH2s

Length: 28min 59sec (1739 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 19 2022