I'M HERE WITH OUR GUESTS THIS
EVENING. PLEASE WELCOME LISA KUDROW,
JASON SUDEIKIS, AND WILL FORTE! NOW, MY PRODUCERS TOOK THE
CELLPHONE FROM ONE OF THESE PEOPLE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHOSE CELLPHONE
IT IS. ONE BY ONE, CLUES WILL BE GIVEN
FROM THEIR PHONE, LIKE A SONG OR A TEXT. ALL THREE WILL DO THEIR BEST TO
CONVINCE ME THE ITEMS ARE FROM THEIR CELLPHONE. AFTER I'VE HEARD ALL THEIR
EXPLANATIONS, I WILL GUESS THE TRUE OWNER OF THE CELLPHONE
CONTENTS. IT'S TIME TO PLAY, "CELLPHONE
PROFILE." [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ THE FIRST CLUE IS A SONG. MAY WE SEE THE SONG? THIS IS A SONG RECENTLY PLAYED
ON ONE OF THESE PEOPLE'S PHONES AND
IT'S BACK IN BLACK BY AC/DC. SUDEIKIS, YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG
AC/DC FAN, WOULD THAT BE RIGHT? >> I'M ALIVE, AREN'T I? >> James: I MEAN, WITH THAT
HAT, YOU COULD DRIVE THEIR TOUR BUS. [LAUGHTER]
>> WELL SAID. TO HIDE MY LITTLE HORNS. >> James: THIS IS A FAVORITE
OF YOURS? IF IT'S A SONG YOU RECENTLY
PLAYED IGUESS YOU WOULD KNOW HOW IT GOES. >> YEAH. >> James: YEAH? >> EVERYBODY KNOWS BACK IN
BLACK. >> James: LET'S HEAR IT. >> I DON'T HAVE A GUITAR. >> James: I'LL DO THE RIFFS. OK. LISA KUDROW? >> WHAT? YEAH? WAHOO. >> James: NEVER HAD YOU DOWN
AS AN AC/DC FAN. WHY WERE YOU LISTENING TO THIS
SONG? >> BECAUSE IT'S AC AND THAT'S
THE FIRST THING THAT COMES UP WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT. >> James: OH. SO THIS IS NOT A SONG THAT YOU
CHOSE TO LISTEN TO? >> NO. >> James: THIS IS NOT A LONG
YOU LIKE? >> THAT'S RIGHT. AND YET I HAVE IT. BECAUSE, UM, I
-- BECAUSE I SHARE THE ACCOUNT WITH MY SON AND HE HAS IT. >> James: HOW OLD IS YOUR SON? >> 21. HE DOESN'T KNOW WE SHARE AN
ACCOUNT STILL. >> James: HE DOESN'T KNOW
THAT? >> I DON'T KNOW. IS THAT PART OF IT? THAT'S A DIFFERENT GAME, ISN'T
IT? >> James: OK. OK. WILL FORTE, IT'S YOUR [BLEEP]
PHONE, ISN'T IT? YOU TELL THE TRUTH. WHY WERE YOU LISTENING TO THIS
SONG? >> WELL, UNLIKE HER, I HAVE
AARON NEVILL ON MY PHONE SO I HAVE TO WORK TO SEE AC/DC
BECAUSE AARON NEVILL COMES UP FIRST. SO, YEAH, I FRICKIN' AC/DC,
ANTICHRIST DEVIL'S CHILD, DEVIL'S CHILDREN OR WHATEVER IT
STANDS FOR. WHO DOESN'T LOVE AC/DC? I RECENTLY LOOKED UP BON SCOTT'S
DEATH. YEAH, I KNOW THE PREVIOUS LEAD
SINGER. ALL SIGNS ARE POINTING TO ME,
JAMES. >> James: NAME -- SO IT SOUNDS
LIKE YOU'RE A BIG FAN. NAME THREE OF THEIR SONGS. >> UM, BACK IN BLACK. >> James: YEAH, TWO MORE. >> HIGH VOLTAGE. BIG BALLS. >> James: I FEEL LIKE YOU MADE
THE THIRD ONE UP BUT I'M NOT ENOUGH OF A FAN TO KNOW THAT. >> BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST
BALLS OF THEM ALL ♪ SOME BALLS ARE HELD FOR CHARITY
♪ I KNOW AC/DC, YEP! >> SOUNDS LEGIT. THAT SOUNDS RIGHT. THAT SOUNDS RIGHT. >> James: YOU KNOW THAT SONG? >> I KNOW THE GENTLEMAN IT'S
ABOUT. >> James: OK, THE SECOND CLUE
IS A NOTE THAT WAS IN THE NOTES ON THE PHONE AND IT SAYS, "LOOK
UP CARL MAC AND HAROLD TO SEE IF THEY WENT TO LOOK FOR TOBIAS." WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT,
KUDROW? WHO IS CARL MAC AND HAROLD AND
WHY ARE THEY LOOKING FOR TOBIAS? >> TOBIAS IS AN OLD-TIMEY GUY
WHO DISAPPEARED AND CARL, MAC AND HAROLD ARE HIS SONS WHO WENT
TO LOOK FOR THEM AND I WANTED TO REMEMBER TO LOOK THAT UP. [LAUGHTER]
TO LOOK IT UP. TO LOOK IT UP. LOOK IT UP. LOOK IT UP ON ANCESTRY.COM. I DON'T KNOW. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. GOT TO BE A RECORD FOR THAT. >> James: I'LL TAKE THAT. >> YEAH. THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. I MEAN, THAT'S -- THAT'S THE
TRUTH. >> James: WILL? >> YES. >> James: WHY'S THIS ON YOUR
PHONE? >> I WENT TO JAZZ FEST IN NEW
ORLEANS. CARL MCDONALD IS A BUDDY OF
MINE. I DON'T KNOW HAROLD TOO WELL. THERE'S THIS OTHER GUY, TOBIAS. SOMETHING HAPPENED AT ONE OF THE
STAGES. HE GOT INTO A DRUNKEN FIGHT. SO I WAS -- AND I SAID LOOK UP
CARL MAC. I SAID CALL THEM, BUT I SAID
LOOK UP FOR SOME REASON BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK AS WELL, SO, YEAH,
WE WERE JUST TRYING TO CHECK OUT IF THIS TIE BIAS GUY OF --
TOBIAS GUY WAS ALL RIGHT WHO IS MORE OF A FRIEND WITH HAROLD BUT
CARL MCDONALD IS THE GUY I KNOW. >> James: THIS IS A NOTE ON
YOUR PHONE OR SOMETHING TO DO LATER ON IN THE DAY? >> YES, THIS HAPPENED LATER. THIS WAS -- SO MUCH STUFF WAS
GOING ON AT JAZZ FEST, JAMES, YOU CLEARLY HAVEN'T GONE. YOU SHOULD GO. IT'S VERY FUN AND TOBIAS, CARL
MCDONALD AND HAROLD PROBABLY WILL GO NEXT YEAR AS WELL,
BECAUSE NOTHING HAPPENED TO TOBIAS. WE DID GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT
AND HE'S FINE. >> James: JASON SUDEIKIS. >> YES, SIR. >> James: IS TOBIAS OK? >> I'M GOING TO ADMIT SOMETHING
ON TELEVISION HERE, UM, TOBIAS -- THIS IS ALL CODE, BECAUSE I
BELIEVE -- MAYBE INCORRECTLY, BUT I COVER THE CAMERA ON MY
LAPTOP. I'M ONE OF THOSE GUYS, AND THIS
IS CODE FOR BUYING DRUGS. [LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE] I DO IT IN THE NOTES. LIKE I CUT AND PASTE AND DO A
SCREEN CAP SO THERE'S NO WRITTEN RECORD OF IT AND I JUST, YOU
KNOW, SEND IT TO MY FRIEND, I GUESS, YOU KNOW? [LAUGHTER]
>> James: I'M WONDERING WHETHER YOU SMOKED SOME TOBIAS
BEFORE THIS SHOW. >> I, UM, IT WAS A GUMMY. [LAUGHTER]
>> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE NEXT CLUE. THE NEXT CLUE IS A PHOTO THAT
WAS TAKEN ON ONE OF THESE PEOPLE'S PHONES. IT'S A HEAVILY-CROPPED PHOTO OF
A MAN'S FACE. [BLEEP] DAMN IT, WILL, WHO IS
IT? >> SOMETIMES I ACCIDENTALLY TAKE
PICTURES AND IT WAS ON MY PHONE. FOR THIS JOB I'M DOING, THEY'RE
SENDING ME PICTURES OF, LIKE, WHAT IS IT? REFERENCE PHOTOS OF DIFFERENT
THINGS THAT ARE GOING TO BE THE THINGS THAT ARE GOING TO -- THAT
THE MOVIE -- THE SHOW IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS. IT'S KIND OF AN OLDER MOUNTAINY
DUDE AND I JUST HAD IT. YEAH. >> James: AN OLD MOUNTAINY
DUDE? THESE ARE TECHNICAL TERMS WE ALL
NEED TO KNOW ABOUT. [BLEEP] DAMN IT, KUDROW, IT'S
YOUR PHOTO. WHY ARE YOU ZOOMING IN ON THIS
GUY'S FACE? >> BECAUSE, AND I'M GOING TO SAY
THIS WITH CONFIDENCE, BECAUSE, UM, I THINK THAT HE'S GOT THE
SAME EYES AS MY SON, AND THAT'S MY HUSBAND'S GREAT GRANDFATHER. >> James: WHAT'S HIS NAME? [LAUGHTER]
>> ALEX. ALEXANDER. IN THOSE DAYS. ALEXANDER. >> James: HA-HA. >> YES, THAT'S ALEXANDER. I THINK HE LOOKS LIKE MY SON. >> James: LOOKS LIKE A TOBIAS
TO ME. WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> I DON'T KNOW. HIS EYES WOULD BE A LITTLE BIT
MORE BLOODSHOT. THIS IS TWO THINGS, ONE, I TOOK
IT TO A FELLA -- I'M GETTING A PIECE OF ART COMMISSIONED FROM
OUR HOME WHERE, YOU KNOW, I COULD --
>> James: WANT TO ZOOM IN ON SOMEONE'S FACE? >> NO. NO. NO. JUST TO GET THAT FACE BECAUSE
IT'LL BE ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE I CAN THEN MOVE THE EYES
AND THEN, LIKE, YOU KNOW, LOOK AT PEOPLE. >> James: SORRY, YOU'RE
GETTING THIS COMMISSIONED? >> YEAH. YEAHLE. -- YEAH. WHAT? SHOULD I PAY FULL PRICE FOR
SOMETHING AND CUT THE EYES OUT? I'M MORE PRO-ARTIST THAN THAT? I BROUGHT THIS PHOTO IN AFTER
THE FACT WHO GINA, MY EYEBROW LEADER, AT -- THREADER AT THE
MALL -- THAT I'M JOKING. IT'S REALLY THE ART THING. >> James: HA-HA. ALL RIGHT, OK, LET'S RECAP. WE'VE GOT THE SONG BACK IN BLACK
BY AC/DC AND A NOTE ABOUT LOOKING FOR TOBIAS A CREEPY
CLOSE-UP PHOTO. THIS PHONE BELONGS TO ONE OF
THESE THREE PEOPLE. AND I'M GOING TO SAY WITH
CONFIDENCE THAT THE OWNER OF THAT PHONE IS WILL FORTE. WILL THE CORRECT OWNER OF THE
PHONE PLEASE STEP FORWARD? NO WAY! NO! HA-HA! LISA KUDROW! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THESE
THREE IN JUST A MOMENT. ♪
YOU WERE SO GOOD AT THAT!
