Welcome to an all-new episode
of "What The Fit." This is a show
where I basically go and I get my friends to do
things they wouldn't
normally do. They're all based around
a physical fitness workout. So I wanna do things that can motivate and inspire
those to get fit. Now that I'm done with that
let's talk about my guest today. I got my guy Jason Sudeikis. We're going to Medieval Times
and we're gonna get trained. We're gonna get trained
to be knights. <i> ( music playing )</i> ( grunts ) To learn how to be a knight
would be an amazing, physical fitness activity. Oh, God. Oh, Jason. Hey. Hey-- ( laughs ) ( laughing )
You look like the Tin Man. I'm all right. We're all right. Oh. It's so ( bleep ) loud! - ( laughing ) It's so loud.
- It's loud. Oh, but it's also hot,
Kevin. Yeah, it's not just loud. It's also really--
really G-D hot. You know what?
How about we take it off? - Yeah.
- Why-- We'll take it off. - Take it off then we'll put it
back on.
- We'll put it on the roof. - There you go.
There you go.
- Yeah, yeah. <i> ( music playing )</i> - Look at this.
- What is that? I brought--
I brought a blowtorch. - Why do you have a blowtorch?
- Pliers. For what, Jason?
What are you doing? So we can get Medieval
on their ass. - No. They're not--
- We're gonna get Medieval
on their ass, - like "Pulp Fiction."
- Is that a ball gag? - What are you doing?
- I don't know. Is it, Kevin? I didn't know what it was
until you named it. Just glanced at it
real quick and just goes,
"Is that a ball gag?" I don't think that's the type of
Medieval that we're gonna get. - Jason: All right.
- Kevin: Here's what I did. All right, we're going
to train to be knights. - Mm-hmm.
- I thought that we should
at least learn a vocabulary - that was knight friendly.
You know what I mean?
- True. We can-- We can compete
at least on a vocabulary level. - Look at what I have.
- What do you got here? Tell me
what you think it is. Woman:<i>
Welcome to learning
the Queen's English.</i> - Perfect.
-<i> Lesson one.</i> <i> Repeat after me.</i> - ( British accent ) After me.
-<i> How do you do?</i> ( mimicking woman's voice )
How do you do? ( shouting )
How do you do? <i> Would you like some tea?</i> ( British accent )
Would you like some tea? ( British accent )
Would you like some tea? Do knights drink tea? - Probably not.
-<i> That's quite a lot of butter,</i> <i> little brother.</i> ( British accent )
That's quiet a lot,
little-- That's quite a lot, little-- - But-- Butter, little brother.
- Yeah. <i> I am a princess.</i> ( high-pitched voice )
I'm a little princess. ( British accent )
Then eat a little bit of butter
and drink some tea. - Jason: ( high-pitched voice )
Oh!
- ( both laugh ) <i> ( music playing )</i> Kevin:<i>
All right. We are here.</i> ( grunts ) - Sparks! You see the sparks!
- Sparks. - ( grunts )
- Kevin: Oh, they're going
through it. See? - But you see
how intense they are?
- Yes. - Yeah--
- This is not--
This is not a game. ( grunts ) Kevin:
Did they-- Oh, God. - Hi, guys. Welcome, welcome.
- Hey, how you doing? - Jason.
- Come on down. ( British accent )
I-- I wanna know
if anybody wants some tea. Yeah, we're working
on the voices. ( British accent )
Does anybody want any tea? Spot of tea. - Or Nutty Butter?
- Jason: No. - No.
- No, but we will go
over some jousting. - Kevin and Jason: Okay. Okay.
- Some fights. And, uh, we're gonna get
you guys tournament ready. And if the queen deems
you worthy to compete-- Oh, ( bleep )! - We have to meet the queen?
- Jason: Yeah. ( British accent )
Do we get to meet the queen? If you perform well enough,
yeah. - So, we're gonna suit up.
- Okay. - We're gonna suit up?
- You gotta wear the uniform. - Oh!
- You guys set? Okay.
Absolutely. Let's go.
So we're gonna suit up. If--
If the glove don't fit... - Right?
- ...you must acquit. Who am I? Guess who? Cuba! Cuba! - Who am I? Ring any bells?
Ring any bells?
- Ain't my glove. Whatever happened
to O.J.? ( laughs ) Kevin:<i>
Oh, this is like some
"Game of Thrones."</i> Oh! Where is the queen? Where is she? So, we're gonna go into how to--
how to kill and how to die. I'm one of the best
diers ever, so. - You'll see. He's right.
- Man: All right. So what we're gonna do is,
you just wanna give him
a good hit. There. - Yeah.
- So, you hear that slap? So, he's dying now,
right? - Now, what I really wanna do
is I wanna take him...
- That guy died? ...and I'm just gonna
throw him out. That's called taking out
the trash. - So you think you can do better
than that?
- Well, he-- He's not gonna get an Oscar
anytime soon, I tell you that. You just wanna keep your hands
out of the way. There you go. All right. - ( groans )
- Nice, nice. And now we take out the trash
and-- ( screams ) ( groans ) ( groans ) Yeah. ( groans ) ( groans and cries ) You did a little better
than that. ( groans ) ( groans ) We're gonna have to charge extra
when you do the show. No. No. - All right.
- ( groans ) He's okay.
He's okay. - Jason: Everybody.
- ( groans ) - Jason.
- Jason: It's all right. - Me? Me, Jason?
- Jason, call my-- - Me? Yeah.
- Call my aunt. Tell her I didn't pay all
of the cable bill. Okay, okay. Anything. - And go feed my dogs.
- You got it. - ( crying )
- Absolutely. Both of them.
Both of them? You're gonna make it.
It's okay. Oh! - You son of--
- I forgot to tell you. I forgot
to tell you one last thing. One last thing, yes, of course.
Please, anything,
anything, anything. I watch a lot of porn
in the summertime. - Who doesn't?
- Whoa. Uh-- Uh-- All right, that's like
a three minute death. You just--
You just gotta die
and then that's it. - Man: That's all.
- This is a miscommunication. - Okay, yeah. You just gotta
let the guys know.
- That's all that is. Yeah, you just gotta tell me
the time of death. - Give him a time window.
- Yeah, you gotta give me
a time. You didn't say
how much time I had to die. - Yeah, that's very true.
- I didn't think it had
to be very specific, - but all right.
- Yeah, I'm sorry. - All right, so.
- You wanna die, Jason?
Let Jason die. - I mean, you don't--
- Your turn? - And guide this arm. All right.
- ( groans ) ( groans ) ( groaning ) - ( groaning continues )
- Kevin: This is good. Kevin: This is good.
This is so good. - ( groaning continues )
- This is so good. This is so good. - So good.
- I gotta go the other way,
I'm gonna puke. - So good.
- ( groaning continues ) Oh, this is so good. - ( groaning continues )
- ( bleep ) ( mimics farting ) No, gas, of course. You're a dead body.
Yeah, farts. Yeah, farts, if you die. Everybody knows that.
This is great. ( farting continues ) - This is definitely a workout.
- Jason: Yeah. I will-- I will
a hundred percent admit that. We're gonna move on
to some jousting. Kevin: This reminds me
of the train station
where I grew up. Yo, yo, yo,
we ain't gonna pay today. And you run.
( grunts ) Jump the train station. That's like some little thug
stuff I just told y'all. Jason, you don't know nothing
about hopping the trains. No, no. You know what I would do
if I wanna get in a house? House, you know,
when no one's there. - Through the doggy door.
I'd go through the--
- There you go. ( groans )
Through the doggy door.
Just like that. - Different neighborhood,
different childhood.
- Much different. - Much different.
- Different childhood. - ( laughs )
- Completely different
childhood. - Yeah, of course.
- All right, with this lance - I'm gonna charge
with this horse,
- Jason: Great. Yeah. I'm gonna hit him in the shield. - Man 2: Look down.
- Look down? ( Kevin screams ) Yeah, I'm confused. - I saw what he did,
- Yeah. but I'm saying, what do you-- What do you want me
and Jason to do?
What do we do? Oh, you're--
You're gonna take the hit. All right, well,
Jason, you're up. Oh.
( laughs ) You're gonna be great, Jason. - Means a lot.
- This is gonna make
great television. That's all you gotta
think, man. So you're like this
in a prone position. When I say, "Present,"
you're gonna go like that. - Like that?
- Yes, sir. - You got it, Jason.
- I'm gonna say that - when he's about halfway.
- Jason: Okay. - You ready, sir?
- Ready. - All right.
- Make sure you present it. Man 2: Present.
Look down. - Man 2: Nice!
- ( screams ) - ( screams )
- In yo face! - Jason, you--
- Man 2: Can you see okay? - Yeah.
- Congratulations. - You did it. You got juice-ted.
- That was good. I-- I-- All right, Kevin,
you're up. Well, I don't-- I don't
know if I get to do it. - No, no, no, you're up.
- ( groans ) All right. Here we go. Helmet first. - Can you see?
- Yeah, I can see. Uh, it really hurts,
Kevin. - What?
- Nothing. Jason--
( laughs ) - Horse is ready.
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - What the ( bleep ) is that?
- That was a wind up. Okay,
can I just be honest? - Sure.
- A little piece
of poop came out. Yeah. - You ready?
- Okay. All right. - He's ready.
- All right. - He's a warhorse.
- All right. Man 2:
All right, Jesse,
here we go. Present! Did it happen? Is it over? Did I do it?
( screams ) Oh! ( groans ) Jason: ( laughs )
Look at that.
Oh, no. Oh, boy. <i> ( farts )</i> <i> ( music playing )</i> Kevin:
Oh, my God! - Let me smell your breath.
- How-- Smell my breath. ( sniffs )
Will do, will do. ( British accent )
- Hello.
- Hello. - Well done, my Lords.
- My Lady. - We've-- We've trained
as knights.
- I'm right here. - Yeah.
- I understand, and surprisingly,
you've exceeded
my expectations. Yes, yes, yes. - But-- Yes.
- Go on. And, as queen,
I would very much like to, uh... Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Spit it out. - You're gonna what?
- ...knight you. ( both scream ) We're about
to get knighted. Hey! You'll have to teach me
the dance later. - Please kneel before me.
- Kevin: Okay. - Kevin: All right.
- Yes. Right. By the Holy Order
of Saint Martin-- ( screams ) - Jason: Kevin! Kevin!
- ( bleep )! Damn! - I barely touched you.
- I'm just joking. - Kevin: I was joking.
- Jason: We gotcha. - I knew he was kidding
I knew he was kidding.
- Sorry. - All right, shall we start
again?
- Kevin: I'm sorry. Yes, yes. - All right, ready?
- Jason: Please be careful.
He's the money. By the Holy Order
of Saint Martin, I raise you to knights
of the realm. Go ahead and rise. I feel different. - Getting good stuff.
- Thank-- Thank you, my Lady.
My Lady. So, part of being knights
of the realm... - Yes.
- ...you are to compete
in tonight's tournament in front
of the entire kingdom, in which one of you might
be our true champion. Kevin: Done. - This is big. Thank you.
- Yeah. Oh. - My Lady.
- My Lord. I'm gonna go--
I'm gonna go enjoy a nice-- Please. Please. - Hey, take it easy.
- Good luck tonight. <i> ( music playing )</i> ( cheers and applause ) Good and gracious nobles,
welcome. Tonight, two new knights
of the realm will fight to the death. ( cheers and applause ) I give to you your black
and white knight, Sir Jason Sudeikis! ( cheers and applause ) Audience: ( chanting )
Jason! For his opponent,
I give to you your champion, Sir Kevin Hart! - ( cheers and applause )
- Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes! You! Audience: ( chanting )
Kevin! Announcer:
Are you prepared
for final combat? My Lords, when you are ready,
play on. ( screams ) - ( grunts )
- ( screams ) ( grunting ) ( grunts ) ( groans ) You okay? ( groaning ) <i> ( music playing )</i> Audience: ( chanting )
Jason! Yes! I gotta thank Jason Sudeikis
for another amazing episode. Thank you to everybody
at Medieval Times. What a workout. As you can see
I'm sweating like hell. I got nothing but respect
for these knights. I love you all. ( grunts )
Thank guys so much. For more jousting action, what I want you guys to do is go
check out my YouTube channel, Laugh Out Loud, and subscribe. Why? Because I said so. If you don't do it, I'll
go Medieval on your ass.
