Güd Crate 2: The Cratening | Ashens

hello you know what the world needs right now friends a crate of pure goodness and you know what I've got just the thing my new tat supplier sends in a lovely goood crate every so often and you know what it's time for one again obviously you read the title of the video didn't you this is good crate - and that's a stencil of the image of the time I put on some glasses and a wig and a power glove and piano key type I've lost the piano key toner annoying it so what's in the goood crate this time well as with all these things going back to loot crate in the early days they always come the t-shirt don't they allow me to demonstrate this one it's blue dog blue monkey bastard hands how're you know laughing half you don't know what that's a reference to so this is a reference to the quite rightly beloved old bizarre comedy series Gough Merengues dark place which is on channel 4 back in the day many moons ago written and starring the lovely mr. Matthew homeless and of course Matt Barry who is seen here in a plot line because it's kind of like well the joke is it's a retrospective of an 80s horror series written by a sort of wannabe Stephen King who is an absolute idiot in many many ways Matt Barry's character here dr. Lucy and Sanchez is sort of turning into a monkey creature and has had a problem with the surgery due to having monkey bastard hands now I can wear that and people will know they'll know all of it as long as all of it is basically that reference from dark place that's how to shirts work right item number two is these what are these these are zig and zag right I've spotted this much so zig and zag like puppet characters on the big breakfast one they I believe they started off an Irish television in the late 80s that is about all I know about zig and zag I was a bit too old for them probably when they came along so it's like a set of collectable cards from cereal or something it's only from the Tri fault our Gustav IV was anything so the joke is they're going around the world and seeing all the wonders of the world except their sort of comedy versions of it gotcha they wanders a little poppet anyway poppets ah ah they're like little chocolate sweeties are they right so I'm guessing these came in boxes of puppets let's remove one the trifle tower Gustave Eiffel who designed the Eiffel Tower had one previous attempt it was made of sponge jelly custard and cream and topped with papads it was called the trifle Tower well zig and zag are pleased to see it bless their hearts are they still around zig and zag I think they still do appear every so often do they I don't think they did ever children show a few years ago how I totally invented that I don't know anyway we've also got the Rhinos only poppet enclosure was this the secret Rhino playground yeah you see it's in the grave yeah yeah doesn't there go on well so we go there's kind of a very odd Statue of Liberty holding nuggets which is interesting that is the statue of Gilbert the not so well known brother of Liberty Gilbert just fascinated by puppets that's handy since these were made to enter toys puppets and in honor of his favorite sweets he read a 50-foot statue of himself holding a nine-ton puppet in each hand he was quoted on saying in 1912 yes I really like those peanut ones kind of puppet swirling around in 1912 I'm gonna guess no they are they're unblinking ping pong ball eyes what is this sink X the sink sink sakes it's a play on the Sphinx but Roman and somebody's sitting in the sink and washing himself you're probably aware of this great walk in I remember street photo too was at the great wall of Ken I'm assuming where Kate somebody called Ken just made a really great wall am i correctly guessing the joke on this I don't know because I can't get into it the front hang on Ken jars of nasal croydon constructed a wall in 1988 out of a lot of bricks and his mates like to walk by and say that's a great wall ken the great yeah pretty much got that one there's a druid next to a stone hedge yeah yeah I see where we're going here right let's quickly run through the other pictures we've got Jay Goldin Pompey I presume small Papua being held outside a pyramid a giant just like the suspension bridge except its fridge is full of puppets that's confusing pop it's on safari with giraffes all the giraffes are when glasses and sneezing by the looks of it don't quite understand that I'll have to look at the name of that and second UFO markings and inexplicably black and white King is that have they gone back in time for that one don't know I don't know what the joke is on this one hang on this is the hanging bogie Gardens of Babylon that works quite as well as the others but there we are well you could also get a zig and zag spa pit poster offer if I write off to that now Oh probably not closing dates 31st of May 1996 about 28 days with the Librium allowed 28 lifetimes for delivery it's still ain't gonna come that opportunity has passed right next item doo doo doo doo doo oh oh yes oh hang on somes fallen oh ok so these are the loot crate's always came to the pin badge thing tonight we've got one here oh man let's get the focus on that under these knocking around somewhere this is a crocodile or alligator character I can't remember with an Amstrad logo Amstrad being a reference here to the old can make of computer the Amstrad CPC 4 6 4 & 6 6 4 and all the others is it is official look it says on it Amstrad 92 all maybe it's beyond the computers then maybe it's when they were doing more generic electronics and stuff what they always were you know they were mostly known for the computers for a period yeah wearing his is it a football shirt with a football I'm just gonna put this on a hat and never take the hat off and people say is that an Amstrad crocodile I'll say yes yes it is and then they'll give me all their money that's how these things work that's amazing next up an action figure I'm always up for an action figure especially when it's bloody Doctor Doom one of my favorite characters also one of my favorite characters to have figures made out of because the articulation doesn't show up because of his armor you see so this isn't the Fantastic Four range of our toy bees came out around the same time I think as those x-men figures maybe a little bit afterwards to get the Silver Surfer mr. fantastic the thing Black Bolt and Doctor Doom placer laputan plus a Circe on a pole a dirt-poor propulsor set plan to do Mew maniac that summit press the button on his right shoulder to propel his poise points hands gloves not sure about that bit it's not actually always these press the baton of dr. Doom's Rochelle descents hand flying probably should have just read that bit in English first that have been easier wouldn't it well look at that eye the unfortunately with a kite smell like this you can't really open it which is a shame because you know that would invalidate any resale value isn't it it's a [ __ ] toy I'm opening it here a little bit of background on dr. doom the mere appearance of Victor Von Doom is enough to cause grown men to tremble tremble before doom multiple colors of green going on so he's got this Nash gun thing which he can does that has to be that one maybe though yeah where's this weird little gun that looks like a Luger he has this thing his trademark weird lays a pop gun that looks like an old German sidearm it's very odd he's a strange man is dr. doom face detail is not amazing but not bad I'm not yeah the action feature is ashamed got that ridiculous pig coming out of a shoulder which spoils a look of it bit me articulation always appreciate and elbow articulation belong this arm obviously not on the other one right go on then yeah how does this go again there pretty sure that something dr. doom doesn't generally do a dull sim like Harvin extension what a strange action feature and one I haven't firing like an energy ball from his hand or something very very odd well quite like that I do love me a bit of doctor do you know what I might actually do a jump cut and show you a Doctor Doom finger I bought recently one of the more recent ones are made which is bloody beautiful hang on look at that bastard there's no real nice name the front you can't see his face too well but believe me when I say this is an astonishing vigor look he's got his little Luger and everything I think this is my favorite Doctor Doom figure ever released well I think technically my absolute favorite they did like a big statue of him once which cost hundreds and hundreds of pounds which I saw at a shop that was beautiful but I couldn't have afforded that if I'd sold everything I've ever seen let alone everything I've ever owned anyway you go away you're not relevant to this crate this dr. doom is stand here and guard us from that fool Richards right no I wouldn't see this one's this it's a laser-cut key ring says amplitude oh this is a deep reference so this is a reference to mr. Eli Silverman and cheap show of from Martians days where yeah he was very into the word amplitude in order to describe tastes which his company partner mr. Gavin was not terrifically taken with after a certain period of time oh that's sweet I'm actually gonna save that and give it to Eli at some point that's fantastic right oh good some bloody toxic waste hazardously sour candy have you ever had these these are like the most sour sweets probably I wasn't saying I ever had but I had some weird quasi-experimental sweets once in a plastic bag which were just like acid and crystals I do quite like a Tom see grace I won't eat the whole thing on camera cuz it'll just be me making disgusting noises what flavor is this I don't know basically these are fruity flavored sweets but they've got a lot of incredibly sour sherbet in them if you have a couple in quick succession they can't eat three mouths all they've got all soft is that because they're old are these hideously outdated no best foreign necks middle of next year perhaps have just got warm or something yeah mm-hmm Betty hell that salad as my aunt used to say that'll draw your ass up to your elbows hmm she only said that about sour things was like a catchphrase or something mm I forced to the the sour only the pleasing fruits taste remains or God haven't anything that sour for a long time that hit me quite hard actually it's made my eyes water slightly that's useful when you're looking at a youth viewfinder right next on the agenda of fun oh my god bomb blast by you know yet daddy game eight gate oh god the artwork it's like who killed captain Alex or something strategy game strategy game for the game a a one or two players well oh dear there's all in Germans I can't get what's going on it's quite clearly a Bomberman clone I do love the little cards the game his games came on it's dragging it down and have a look look at that even comes in its own sweaty pouch notes don't bend or drop don't touch golden finger by hands good advice for life there keep away from heat water stat electricity direct sunlight please put in the storage after use mmm that secret storage place that's right near the IceCaps it's due north as you can go away from spying eyes you might want to play this game and destroy their lives is any of this in English I wouldn't thought so no we got French and you got German my French is poor my German is non-existent so look I had it just a hand and certainly didn't jump cut just then and this is the mighty game 8 as you heard down us aware to the video on a while ago and it was in the last day a good Craig video let's plug it on and see what bomb-blast is like I'm guessing the best game ever I can't see the screen I think it's on yeah big beard yeah I mean I've forgotten these things are impossible to bloody fill money and I tell you what I'm gonna play this at the end with specifically set up lighting and that's shut up and then cut back into it right next up from the crate of the goodness I've never owned it at least Dino riders figures same scale sort of as musk figures you remember those except rather than having cars that turned into helicopters and stuff these road [ __ ] dinosaurs are like weird cyber implants and guns and stuff stuck to after the top of my head these were good guys these were the bad guys as I said I never had any of these I think he had a son or something which came as a smaller figure and that is about my entire knowledge of Dino practice I've barely even seen any of the toys up close but yeah Quine I was very similar to masks in that you've got the articulated knees but nothing at the elbow he's sort of blue eyes make him look at the leader the Fremen or something that's experience my god and then you've got snakey muck aliens and with his purple harness and he looks exactly where that counts from space precincts which came years later oh that's great hang on they can sit on the end of dr. Dumas package and I don't know arbitrate he won't he's fallen off who dares sit on dooms package and that is the plot of the upcoming Fantastic Four film look out for that coming 2022 right next up all right with something big at the bottom I would say comic golly that's the last right look at this a lovely ZX spectrum game the trapdoor and the sequel through the trapdoor two games on one cassette are the beloved kids series the trap door don't you open that trap door you're a fool if you dare these were games yet written for the spectrum I spent bloody hours playing the first one it was by that guy's name I can't remember who made spectrum games with massive incredibly colorful sprites and you can draw Burke and the unseen thing upstairs wanted various foodstuffs and you had to kind of Lee it to monsters door and then use them to make the foodstuffs to send to him it's so actually that's really quite close to what used to happen in the show as well it's a bloody good game based on the property actually thinking about ash don't bloody haze is incredibly difficult but you all just felt like you were getting somewhere was a very odd game so the sequel is also on this tape through the trapdoor so four years after reading the review I thought this was an action game for some reason I don't know why I got completely the wrong idea from the review back in god-knows-what 1980 whatever and it was until many many many years later actually played in discovered it's sort of more arcade adventure II thing wand around find some keys to open some doors and all that kind of stuff the plot is basically that bony the why skull who is the friend of Burke and Drott which is the little yellow spider thing that runs around has been kidnapped by like a bony pterodactyl thing and taken down through the trapdoor where all the monsters and weird things are so you have to go down there to rescue him and it's just that full of monsters and stuff I couldn't make head nor tail of this when I first played it I'll be honest I just fell down the trapdoor they couldn't work out what to do I end up going back to it a bit later and like this sort of a dual level system where you can kind of walk to the front of the screen the back of the screen a bit but it's not obvious and I had to actually look up basically how to do the first puzzle and did end I don't think that to this game I got quite good reviews but it's not a patch on the first one and all the puzzles are it's sort of weird and obtuse and I don't know it just felt quite irritating there's a lot of trying to line things up very precisely and all that kind of thing dunno didn't do much for me I should open this up really soon and have a look at it see back when games came on cassette tapes and took a million T billion years to load I like the way it's they've specifically Sprint's at that sprinted they've specifically printed a spectrum label and yet still left on the loading structures become 264 an Amstrad thanks guys so this is a rereleased I presumed they sold both these games separately maybe alternative didn't originally have them program I don't know maybe they little rereleased hmm that doesn't sound right to me anyway - hilarious games on one cassette based on the hit TV series trapdoor no it's called the trapdoor come on show some respect you bastards more mega alternatively oh my good Gilbert escape from drill that was like him read some Alice's this is a deep cut so Gilbert was like an alien puppet character because sort of disgusting one from can't even remember the Saturday morning kids TV show her was it ghost train was one of those ones where the one they had the Millenium dustbin no wait that but notes get fresh get fresh that was the name was gonna say they wouldn't have had a spaceship on ghost train would they yeah so he was the alien of get fresh and yeah it's quite a big thing for a while so they had this game and the game is quite interesting if remember it's got a lot of sort of sub games and things there's a lot of effort bone to it but there we are I do like a folder in like right in you go you can go with the other spectrum games on the Shelf of spectrum games because that's how that works and finally did loot do to do it's a bloody original 2000 ad featuring Judge Dredd who knows where evil lurks is it that that guy with the ears to know supernatural is a great new creepy comic and so on is it physical in there the bag is open now I am intrigued oh look at this nemesis and hos nemesis the Warlock that yelled at some art there very personally one Latin tit new nemesis thrilled starts this prog so if you've never read 2000ad it sounds like something set in the past but it was a futuristic comic because the stuff in the 70s they decided not to change the name when they hit to those maybe it's where Judge Dredd comes from as you're probably aware and characters and I can them assist the warlock and slain and now I'm trying to think about the top of my head I can't come up with any ins really annoying down red was one of them wasn't she oh my god the ABC warriors Alan Moore used the future shops and set bit which was kind of a tales of the unexpected but it's more sci-fi II have a look in a minute first we can I have a look at permit rules that's how the TV ad vote 1 for this so this is basically comic based on action figures that was a big thing in the 80s and the 90s to an extent a ghostly new world awaits you not for sale at the end of that no just kidding I made a noise and so free preview comic yep with needless to say here's all the characters I've done their video and supernet was in the past if I recall correctly it's all the Holograms are kind of gone tits up these days I didn't realize they have like modern looking cars why do they were from all different time periods or something haven't you got like Native American and nights and all that kind of stuff for you it's a very odd very odd set so what's the story in here oh man this is artwork that's familiar crikey there can be no conflict of good and evil in Ghost World it would only happen in the real world well that's annoying so yeah all the supernaturals are made and they look a bit like Skeletor and they go off and then they go to the real world and they have a fight this is very similar in layout and fields were sort of slightly sanitized version of a scream comic isn't it I have an entire set of screen comics screamo comics with an old British horror comic didn't run for that long oh my god Moore V Bay for like 20 quid or something it's unbelievable I thought it'd be like the super collectors items apparently not who do you think would make a good ghost thing send us the name of the person you think could join us and just which two characters they turn into what are you talking about have you given any context to this bloody hell okay you're 70 the toys we get it there we are same promo shot there we are some more promo shots of things you can give in the shops and buy kids and then the ghost wings are all up so the ghost things were the Restonic crappier toys which was basically different Holograms just slapped on generic bodies really I'll show you at the end times at the end of comic everyone lives array oh god he's seen better days as me cracking ham there we are these ones basically just reusing them Oh that big bastards so go on when is this 2000 ad from its Prague 546 from 31st October Halloween on 1987 28 pence earth money in orbit every Monday yeah so mm he has kind of its own language almost tending towards its own dialect as it goes along here's Johnny Alpha the strontium dog forgot to mention him earlier the rogue trooper there's no one zennith oh man Zenith was like a superhero thing wasn't it he appears to be getting in a fight with Nazi they're good for him yeah what else we got spooky image of something teleporting freaks don't remember freaks oh that isn't strong image isn't it crikey like I saw of them it's almost Picasso like so yeah know where a freeze actually oh what's all this about Halloween specials grab them before someone else does at Woolworth's just loaded spooky sweet things all right that makes sense hmm haven't seen fog yet the comic was written they've all produced ostensibly by an alien character called fog fog the mighty if I recall Judge Dredd theories with chopper yes chapo and his em flying surfboard cuz no surfing was killed and flying surfboards are even cooler but old Judge Dredd wasn't pleased with him because you would break the law and then the scratchy frightening arts of Nemesis the Warlock with against the two talking martyrs who I'm not gonna attempt to explain them says the Warlock here it's certainly an experience yeah you you're getting the impression from here this wasn't really your standard comic for kids but immensely immensely influential and it's Rison's can still be felt through a hannah to the multiverse to this day there's a really good documentary about 2080 current was cool off the top made if you search like mm a documentary and probably watch it for a few pennies on a streaming service or something it was very very good viewing [Music] right this is the best we can get it involves having a light shining just below the bottom there I can barely see what I'm doing so look forward to that this has gotta be a bother man not sure yeah look the little guys dropping bombs why is the music so discordant why anything right let's try the old one player start button start button yeah there we go something's happening no no no start start start start start which is a hammer the button and hope something happens eventually so most of these games work to be honest with you there we are right ok yep nothing about that's a problem surely this one should at least lay a bomb sometimes oh god there we are oh ah right right I think I've got it so if my theory is correct you lay the bomb in front of where you are not yes not the square you're on unlike every other bomberman game in the world there's a lot of flickering nasties going on which I'm assuming are the oh god it's terribly already and the evil enemies you must destroy much like it was a spectrum version Eric and the floaters it's hard to believe there's an official version of bomb mangle Erica the floaters but there you are yep I'm getting the idea here yes see it got me with it's confusing thing right Oh No let's just go in the corner kill me instantly bloody hell what's our starting position was that game damn you Walter Hades so I'm trying to find a position there's leaves vaguely comfortable to look at but I don't think there is one well the there are some power-ups as I saw them in the manual thing sound effects in the musics just sort of random notes enough as it is yeah come to use to this now can you kick the bombs with the other button no of course you can't run away to be fair that was a later feature this is a perfectly competent version of a bomb really was not expecting a game you know for one of these somewhat less well-known console shall we say with ripoff games to be quite this good but yeah perfectly good version it's not like Wario blast on the Gameboy or anything but hey nothing wrong with a decent Bomberman is there jump cut because there is a final item I've saved the best for last have a look at this so the person who sends in these crates turns out they're a bit skilled at the old painting of the gaming miniatures battle brother ashen of the Imperial fists fifth battle line squad fifth company the heralds of truth so this is a reference to the two extremes I do every Wednesday there's twitch twitch TV for slash actions every Wednesday 8:00 p.m. UK time be there or do something else like they're the only things you can possibly do because we played through the entirety of space crusade the older Amiga version of the board game as the Imperial fists who are by far the worst ones to pick which I discovered shortly after getting into it so yeah look at that look at this bugger this is the one the one with the bolter who's the one you have to take along on the mission who's basically not really any good except for killing the Gretchen's and occasionally an orc look at that look at the bloody detail look at the detail just on the base plate kuraki that is very nice look at the little intricate logo for the Imperial fist or as we called it the Imperial clubfoot because it looks kind of more like a messed up foot in here home computer versions I'll be very careful if I want to just take it off the base that's a good idea isn't it there we are we can be slightly less careful now the Blessed bolter that's the gun they use so yeah isn't that beautiful thing that's going to go on the Shelf of interesting items which nobody must ever see unless they sign a nondisclosure agreement so that is the end of that that was good crate number two and I tell you what it was rather lovely wasn't it and if you would like to get your very own good crate you can't sorry [Music] [Music] right before it boy

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Keywords: Güd Crate, Good crate, Ashens, unboxing, subscription box, loot crate, review, funny, ashens loot crate, subscription boxes, Space Crusade, Zig and zag, Dino Riders, The Trap door, through the trap door, Doctor Doom, 2000AD, Supernaturals, Gamate, Bomberman, mystery box, gud crate, warhammer 40k

Id: r9xtberjq4o

Length: 29min 30sec (1770 seconds)

Published: Sun May 31 2020