I've Always Wanted To Do This

oh no Cube there's a whole row of characters from old horror media look there's Edward Woodward in that punch disguise from the end of the Wicker man and there's that faceless guy from Sapphire and steel and the spirit of dark and lonely water and even that weird devil thing from Pender's Fen that you know was in that animated gif everyone used about 10 years ago where it's hanging over a bed and being scary what are we going to do oh Cube you know what this isn't good exactly but wait I might have a plan yes by wearing these more Centric colored clothes we can walk past them undetected we made it Cube good and you didn't have to record any extra voice over good that was a jump scare do you know I worked out this week something truly scary I've been putting items on this sofa and recording it and then showing it to people on the internets for nearly 18 years 18 years that's probably longer than some people watching this video have been alive which is mildly terrifying uh yeah 2006 I started which uh I think if I remember correctly was the year that Google actually purchased YouTube so that's a while ago now is it same year that casin Royale came out in fact so therefore the year that Daniel Craig started being James Bond somehow that makes it feel even longer Li me anyway I thought it was time to get around to fulfilling one of my ambitions one of them was to make a comedy feature film and we've done that twice now now it is time to move on to my bigger cinematic session of horror films yep as many of you will know I bloody love horror films especially any with like a properly creepy atmosphere psychological horror ghost stories bloody love them and the success of our last two films has kind of made me think it's about time to see if we can pull off the horror film but I only wanted to do it if I was sure we had a jawdroppingly great idea that would totally blow the audience away and yes we've now found that idea this is turn back our new horror film and we need your help to make it so just to clear this up off the bat although there'll likely be some funny bits this is not a comedy and it's not a sequel to our other films it will be a proper atmospheric scary and creepy movie that we think you'll love just as much and now I know that not Everyone likes scary movies but it won't have loads of graphic violence for the sake of it basically it's going to be a really wellth thought through story that we think will appeal to most of you so what's it about then well I don't really want to give away too much about the plot and stuff because it'll totally spoil it but right look here in the east of England where I was brought up and where I still live there is a bit of folklore that dates all the way back to the 12th century about black shook now black shook is basically a kind of huge ghostly devil dog thingy that haunts the countryside and wants attack the church and in some versions of the tale seeing it can be an ill Omen an omen of death which is quite obviously a very bad thing so turn back will feature black shook in some way shape or form it's not going to be a big dog that runs around B people we're going to take a slightly different approach to that but I ain't spoiling anything at this stage oh and there's something else I should tell you while we're here we're doing the whole thing backwards I mean like telling a reverse narrative basically so the final scene of the film will be the first one you actually see and then as the film progresses you see further and further back in time eventually filling in all the pieces of the narrative that you're missing yeah you see you see it's it's very difficult to write that but we're so excited about the idea we are totally totally doing it other films have done similar things uh momento there's one element of it in 500 Days of Summer and irreversible is quite a pure example of reverse narrative butth yeah quite a difficult watch that film uh I don't think anyone's done it quite the way we're planning to do it though ultimately what I really want is for people to get to the end of the film and then keep thinking about it for a while afterwards I want to make a spooky film that stays with you anyway that's the short of it folks a modern horror film inspired by an old Legend with a folk horror Vibe and of course as well everybody is aware films cost a lot of bloody money to make and frequently don't make a lot of money the reality is it's only going to happen if you help to make it happen so today we're launching a Kickstarter to try and make turn back a reality and I really hope you'll go and check it out we're throwing everything at this and have spent literally months working on perks I mean obviously if you P something you'll want something in returns fair enough is it so what have we got Action Figure Set you know like at the start of the video so when I was asking people about things they wanted one of the answers was basically action figures again but not the same action figures but not different action figures and so repaints we've gone for a sort of horror Vibe here with ashens in a very dark suit with a burgundy shirt which also of course uh does sort of hint at the Ashen logo with the red inside the black yeah you see you see the more I look at this more I think I might make the actual uh red shirt a little bit brighter for the final product anyway that's not relevant because it's uh the mighty cube with one of his hideous jumpers except the Hideous jumper is now showing an image of black shook oo incidentally Cub's actor Daniel Hardcastle will be and turn back along with some other faces from Pia's Heist check the kickstarter page for details on that so these figures are fully articulated and all that I'm not going to move the arms and legs on these cuz these are painted mockups and all the paint will full off them these are limited edition by the way we're only having one Factory run of these for this campaign and then that will be the end of them forever and if you want to know what the packaging looks like it might look a little bit of something like this oh no Cube you've been touched by heavy metal album cover Satan and turned into some sort of demonic creature how do you feel bad and those figures will come with something very special indeed for you see for many years people have been asking me for VHS copies of our films to put on their shelves and I think they've been literally on their shelves cuz who's going to play a VHS tapee these days nobody has a VHS player and even if the tapes existed like you couldn't play ones that worked in the UK in America and vice versa because of pal ntsc stuff and don't even get me started on ccam and so we have come up with a solution pleased to be presenting the Ashen movie collection VHS box set oh yeah we have got super old school with this packaging it looks like something your dad taped off the Telly in 1991 or maybe even earlier yeah I mean this is a mockup obviously but you get the idea or have you got all the idea yet because yes indeed look at that so the idea is this will actually contain three Blu-rays yes I know there's only two discs in there a moment this is illustrative and they will have these films on them ashens and the quest of the gamechild ashens and the pbus heist and of course turn back and they will will be on the discs in their original high def format in order to uh look good on your expensive television impress the grandparents but also included will be reverse processed analog tape versions which is a posh way of saying we're going to record them onto VHS and red digitize them so you can have an actual VHS watching experience we're not just slapping some filter on them and going oh it looks a bit like VHS isn't it no no we are doing the proper thing and yes they will be in wide screen we're not doing pad scan wouldn't do that to you now as you may have guessed these are horribly expensive to make so please do buy them and we are packaging them together in what we are calling the Retro movie collection we're also throwing in a bunch of downloadable add-ons to sweeten the deal a featurelength pbus fly on thewall documentary available to download for the first time and the anti- Snider cut extended edition of pus Heist a comically overlong edit of the film where we literally put in all the footage we shot pacing be damned please don't watch that version until until you've seen the original theatrical edit and our multi-award-winning short film another game in total it'll be around 12 hours of material and the downloads will be available almost as soon as the campaign ends obviously the box set won't be ready until turn back is complete because you know reasons of linear time but seriously folks we are so proud of these it's been a huge task putting these together but hopefully you will love them as much as I do and we're only ever going to be able to make these once for yeah fairly apparent reasons so if this is your kind of thing this will be your only chance do go check them out sofa slices Yes actually certified pieces of the brown sofa I.E literally this all the material from the back of it and from the back of various other pieces which are now no longer with us so these are extremely limited because I'll be honest with you here our entire supply of them is made up of ones which I made in case the ones we sold through the pus campaign didn't arrive because there were problems with the post around that time these are being sold as a side perk without any other bits of the campaign because we can send them out shortly after the kickstarter ends obviously we don't have to wait for the films we made to send these cuz I've already got them you know how some people stick video games and action figures in like acrylic boxes and seal them up and then basically destroy what they are in the hopes of being able to sell them for more money down the line well wait for it it's an acrylic boxed collectible game child and by Collectible I mean it will never be worth anything yes we've put stickers on them like those other people do but we can guarantee you this will never be worth anything so we're not just selling the joy of a beautiful collectible we're selling the guarantee of worthlessness hell you even get a certificate of inauthenticity with it signed by me and somebody else what more could you ask for seriously if you want one of these uh don't hang around cuz a they're getting more and more rare and B as a result of that we only have six literally we only have six and that's not all there's also a set of special Collectibles including an art print by Rebecca mour a prop replica from the film and a set of pin badges there's an ashen Mystery Box yes I will actually make you a bespoke mystery box of very disappointing items that can be sent before the end of the year inly because that is a side perk which does not involve the film directly and there's even a way to get me to review your tat on this very sofa and have it feat in a YouTube video look there's loads more as well go take a look for yourself I'm sure there'll be something you'll be interested in and finally thank you seriously thank you for supporting me for so many years this is the biggest and boldest thing I've ever tried and I'm very excited and nervous about it so please if you can have a look at the kickstarter the link will be below there's perks you can pick out you can tell your friends about the movie and overall help this film become a reality thanks folks [Music] uh

Channel: ashens

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Keywords: horror, movie, film, horror movie, horror film, ashens, ashens movie, Black Shuck, Devil dog, Reverse chronology, backwards story, horror video

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Length: 11min 11sec (671 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 10 2023