Futurama - Hidden Capabilities of the Robot!

pizza delivery wow so this is a real TV station huh well it's a fox affiliate I'm in counselor I remind you that it's unethical to sleep with your client oh my God you knocked Fox off the air could you repeat that last part what in the name of Bob Molly's ghost get to work you lazy bat bag ow who's up for one last summer beach trip oh yeah FR Freddy H I think I'll just stay here everyone's too polite to say anything but you're covered with bed soes not covered just get in the car Wait Mount Rushmore and the Leaning Tower of Pisa I didn't know they were both in New York they are now a oh just like my dad used to make until McDonald's fired him I think there's one can left oh my I'm not attracted to bullies no matter how big and handsome they are it's okay Leela go ahead although I suppose we could go for a walk on the beach uh no thanks ma'am I'm actually gay all right all right I'll bust you out pretend you're happy Y what in [Music] Babylon we're all going to die aren't we today's winning lotto number was four in other news alien saucers continue to Reign destruction upon Earth whatever they want people of Earth I am lure of the planet Omron Peri 8 mankind would sooner perish than coww to outrageous alien demands for this [Applause] mcneel hey look Leela it's that idiotic windbag you slept with well you heard the windbag we've been drafted everyone into the ship whoa whoa whoa whoa hold on it is every robot's duty to give his life for the good of humanity oh crap going to have to learn to die together am I right Soldier well actually I sir yes sir sir this is turning into one very sexy struggle for the future of the human race the alien mother ship is in Orbit here if we can hit that bull ey the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards well wouldn't it make more sense to send the robots in in first and Leela perhaps before we head into battle you'd like to make love to me I'm going to be a science fiction hero just like Ura or Captain Janeway or Zena fry this isn't TV Bender damage report the auxiliary PO is out and they spilled my cocktail we did it we won the mother's ship is destroyed stop exploding you cowards this is hopeless if we're going to get blown to bits we might as well do it in the comfort of our own home oh God you're alive I mean thank God you're alive sorry come and get him you are not mcneel huh she wears mini skirts and is promiscuous really mini skirts that sounds familiar this is the McNeil wait I know her you do not you big fat liar we will raise your planet's temperature by 1 million de a day for 5 days they're going to destroy the entire Earth if they don't see some stupid TV show about some bimbo lawyer it's crazy check this out back in 1999 the season finale of single female lawyer was interrupted by technical problems I saw the first 30 seconds of that episode if I could make up an ending maybe we could act it out ourselves forget it a I'm camera shy and B I get tongue tied in front of an audience armed with death Rays okay all set lights wearing sexy minis skirts and being self-reliant hey I'm pretty good on the grounds that I'm also having a hot naked affair with the foreman of this jewry I'll see you doing the recess where were you on the nth of August 23rd sleeping with you aha well it took an hour to write I thought it would take an hour to read what are we supposed to do now I'm giving up the law and I'm giving up being single your honor will you marry me Jenny can't get married why not it's clever it's unexpected but that's not why people watch TV you see TV audiences don't want anything original they want to see the same thing they've seen a thousand times before I'm afraid I must decline your offer of marriage for you see I'm dying call then fall over dead hoay and cut single female lawyer as a result we will not destroy your planet but neither will we provide you with our recipe for immortality at the end of the episode everything's always right back to [Music] normal and that's how you play the game you stink loser shelle baby where you going it's not working out Cy I put your stuff out on the sidewalk happy New Year hello pizza delivery for um icy wiener a [Music] crud uh uh uh girlfriend I'll never see any of them again Yahoo welcome to the world of tomorrow why do you always have to say it that way good afternoon [Music] sir just ask the question what's with the eye I'm an alien all right let's drop the subject cool an alien 31st 29.99 my God a million years o that's great what's the little guy's name Professor Hubert Farnsworth your permanent career assignment delivery boy no lots of people don't like their jobs but we do them anyway you got to do what you got to do now hold out your hand hold still damn it I don't have good depth perception see you in a thousand [Music] years tourist a real life robot or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume bite my shiny metal ass listen buddy I'm in a hurry here let's try for a twofer bring it on baby you are now Dead 2 three hey well that's your job whether you like it or not and it's my job to make you do your job whether I like it or not why would a robot need to drink I don't need to drink I can quit any time I want well fry it was a pleasure meeting you I'm going to go kill myself wait you're the only friend I have oh no it's the Cyclops don't look don't look I'm not looking we can hide in here here it's free on Tuesdays heyy do the thing I don't do that anymore this is unbelievable [Music] H that you just made my list please officers there's no need to use Force let us handle this weirdy oh we're [Music] trapped wait a second you're a bender right if someone programmed you to jump off a bridge would you do it I'll have to check my program yep you make a persuasive argument fry yes you are right [Applause] fry [Music] wait no thanks this is where I brought my girlfriend on our very first date I'm miserable enough already look I know it's not much consolation but I understand how you feel I'm the only oneeyed alien on this whole planet my parents abandoned me here as a baby [Music] and you chip what is the matter with you I just wanted to be part of the moment hey he stole my ring sorry we're unemployed and we have nowhere to go correction we're unemployed but we have a daughtering old relative to mooch off [Music] [Applause] of who are you I'm your dear old Uncle fry can we have some money oh my no let me show you around real live spaceship I designed it myself let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used I suppose it is technically possible though I am already in my pajamas can anyone drive stick I can as long as I don't have to parallel park prepare for liftoff 10 fire fire wo not necessarily are you three by any chance interested in becoming my new spaceship crew as luck would have it I save the chips from my previous crew so I'm going to be a delivery boy exactly all right day A Sentimental occasion when robots honor mom this originates from the heart it's just what I wanted precious things I found the most adorable little figurine of mice having tea so I guess you're to blame for the love that I feel just from hearing your name I'll get a couple of Chumps to help me come on you call yourselves Chumps man there's clouds of exhaust everywhere uh it wasn't me the robot museum you guys want to learn about robot Heritage um all right not really well if you insist Vincent van Gobot he was built without an ear but then he went crazy and had one installed see through the eyes of a bender unit fine who's my favorite robot it's me what about all the wret inducing Mother's Day cards the machine is working at full capacity no wonder you love Mother's Day I hate Mother's Day you dribbling pukes it brings back awful memories private get together with my robot children I'm her favorite well see you back at the office hello dearies I love you Mom it's me Bender look at me conquer the planet let the blood bath begin that's my mama would you like sugar in your coffee yes uh eight spoons out of coffee help the St let's callate me alive the enraged mechanisms have refused to do any work until beloved billionaire mom is made Supreme Overlord of Earth what a load up talk some sense into the other machines no way pork pouch I'm rebelling with my brother devices they're kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires yes in your face Gandhi well we can live with without machines I was in weeow are you mad without machines who will feed us and clothe us you don't need an electric can opener to feed yourself all you need is a trusty Swiss army knife Mommy why are you making civilization collapse oh I don't know but if I ever see him again I swear I'll Jam a squirrel in him Zoidberg hooray I'm useful I'm having a wonderful time sers defend the fire we've come for you the moment our eyes met we knew we'd be going at it like wood Chucks I've invented a new children's toy I call it QT MC whiskers replace the rainbow with a neutron laser we'll make billions on The Intergalactic arms Market but things 8 ft tall aren't cute she never got over it Professor Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned as the robot Revolt turned violent didn't you say mom keeps the robot control in her bra bra Professor you don't have to get back together with Mom oh the thought of caressing that leathery hide makes the tapioca rise in my gullet my magic fingers still know how to do their stuff the professor can't walk all the way to the Bronx how are we going to get there without a hover car see wouldn't it work better if the wheels were round it's my invention we do it my way I'm ready to seduce I'm wearing my kissing dentes and my evening truss here give her these Hubert Farnsworth I was out fleeing some robots may I come in never oh ow oh 70 years and you remembered my favorite flower your favorite one why does my foot hurt won't you come in so what have you been up to all these years oh inventing sending delivery Crews to their Doom your eyes always were the most beautiful shade of milky white you should see the new 16t models 16 ft go to hell I was a fool to think You' change here we go just unhook it and get the remote oh my now I'll just the remote I'll just oh my land robots I've got a big big thirst for human [Music] blood oh yes they're inside there it is Mommy needs that bra to end the robot Rebellion stretch up and get it for me sorry ma but you ordered me to Rebel GL yes robot workers Paradise there will be no liquor only efficient synthetic fuels no liquor K fan just hold still and let me get free soda for All Humans it started out as a calculated plot to rumage through your underwear but once I got in there I found more I never want to see you again but dust cakes time for this robot to get back to work ah

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Length: 17min 41sec (1061 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 12 2023