Futurama best moments of S2 part 1

[Music] I'm gonna be a science fiction hero just like Aurora or Captain Janeway or Xena fry this isn't TV it's real life can't you tell the difference sure I just like TV better damage report the auxiliary powers out and they spilled my cocktail all right all right gum wads this one's for Bender's cocktails [Music] we did it we won counselor I remind you that it's unethical to sleep with your client if you really care about the outcome of the case you should sleep with me your honor it's bad enough to proposition a single female lawyer in court but this is a unisex bathroom overruled counselor um could you repeat that last part it slurs Mackenzie he's the original party worm s let's party look at that worm go who says there are no more Heroes [Music] dudes you can win a chance to potty with me slurms Mackenzie at the slurm bottling plant on planet wormulon just look for the golden bottle cap inside specially mod cans of saloon no pictures necessary unless you withstand for the contest odds of winning mathematically insignificant I like those odds rats just another tooth [Music] I don't feel well look it's our nebula whenever I see it I'll think back to that moment when we almost never mind gunter's intelligence actually lies in his electroneum hat which harnesses the power of sunspots to produce cognitive radiation you're wasting your breath Professor you'll never understand a word of it I understood the word hat please stop bickering I arranged the 2B roommates for a reason so I'd only have to remember one phone number now shake hands and make up you want a banana I don't eat bananas I prefer banana flavored energy bars made from tofu there's our man Professor you'll offer Gunter the hat and Fry you'll offer him the banana we'll let him choose whether he wants to be intelligent or just a Mindless animal um Fry That Monkey is my most important experiment if you two don't stop fighting I'll have you both neutered that'll show them oh my God you knocked Fox off the air like anyone on Earth cares [Music] foreign this is an outrage I demand to know what happened to the Plucky lawyer and her compellingly short garment due to technical difficulties we now bring you eight animated shows in a row that's it happy birthday wonder what's going on [Music] hey can't you see I'm using a toilet and so we say goodbye to our beloved pet Nibbler who's gone to a place where I too hope one day to go the toilet [Music] I wouldn't feel so bad if Bender just understood the pain he caused me welcome my friends to the wondrous world of Whimsy that we like to call slurm Centralized Industrial Fabrication unit oh my look Lewis and a boat who are those horrible orange creatures over there why those are the grunkleunkers they work here in the slurm factory tell them I hate them as we sail down the river of slurm you'll see our mixologists at work they take 900 of the finest ingredients add a touch of childlike Delights and mix it all with glacial spring water from our glacial spring water generator last of all we add the secret ingredient that makes slurms so deliciously addictive so what's the secret ingredient it's whatever your imagination wants it to be oh well what is it really that's not for you to know now over here the gronkalonkers are inducing Wampus berries to release their flavor using sensual massage those berries those are the secret ingredient right no be positive yes I'm just asking because they look kind of secret enough there will be no further questions why hey look the disgusting little men are starting to sing we've got a friendly warning for you to know basis asking questions in school is a great way to learn if you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke we once found out that guy face down in Buffalo it could easily happen again hey I don't pay you to sing you just used up today's bathroom break hard ass I heard that hmm now on your right you'll see the slurm master checking the slurm for color and Bouquet so thirsty then he tastes it he tastes it and tastes it then tastes it some more ah could I have some slurm please no food or drink allowed on the tour you'll have to wait till you're partying with slurms MacKenzie when will that be soon enough that's not soon enough hey what's behind that door nothing is it the secret ingredient you should not ask about the secret ingredient okay okay we get the point I was just curious because of the armed guards shut the hell up so you're telling me I could fire my whole staff and hire grunkalunkas at half the cost that's right they think they have a good union but they don't they're basically slaves look at him I'm so proud thanks Professor not you oh [Music] um oh hey oh I always feared he might run off like this why why why didn't I break his legs [Music] okay crew listen up your job is to deliver these 40 pillows to that hotel they're not very heavy but you don't hear me not complaining they're not heavy in here because we have an anti-grav pump but once you get out on the surface the gravity will be very intense hey no prob this let apron will protect me I don't want any screw-ups use the hover Dolly and just deliver one pillow at a time hey here's an idea let's deliver all the pillows at once yeah that's using the old noodle come on girdle hold [Music] oh [Music] [Music] remember Rover gets the pill and pepper gets the suppository next [Music] next the problem with both parties is that they always want to give your tax dollars to the less fortunate the less fortunate get all the breaks you know for our you could join a third party maybe only weirdos and mutants join third parties really I better keep an eye out at the next meeting what party do you belong to Bender hey I'm not allowed to vote because you're a robot no convicted felon to the brain slug Planet okay but what are the brain slugs who control You Gonna Do For the Working Man attached brain sludge to them sure you say that now so is it true you can make all kinds of shirts and ropes out of hemp Dave's not here man I also heard hemp makes great shampoo it does no way I gotta check out this brochure so what are you doing to protect my constitutional right to bear doomsday devices well first off we're gonna get rid of that three-day waiting period for Mad scientists damn straight today the Mad scientists can't get a doomsday device tomorrow it's the Mad grad student where will it end Amen brother I don't go anywhere without my mutated anthrax for duck hunting sure humans are cute but how else are we supposed to test Cosmetics I concur now here's a party I can get excited about sign me up sorry not with that attitude okay then screw it welcome aboard brother you're out I give you the next [Applause] next songs Back I can't believe it he won by a single Vault well it ain't my fault I'm a non-voting felon thank you well it's not my fault either because I forgot to vote oh crud I knew there was something I meant to do today morebo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president May death come quickly to his enemies [Laughter] who's kicking who around now [Music] knock knock just be back by Sundown man we'll see I like to haggle you can't stay out on Xmas Eve you'll be killed say what good Lord he doesn't know about Santa Claus I know about Santa Claus back in 2801 the friendly robot company built a robotic Santa to determine who'd been naughty and who'd been nice and distribute presence accordingly but something went wrong wow 2801 anyway way too full total programming error Santa's standards were set too high and he invariably judges everyone to be naughty if he catches you after dark he'll chop off your head and stuff your neck full of toys from his sack of Horrors nice meeting you [Music] first ah in the aftertaste it's in the name of Bob Molly's ghost get to work you lazy boat bag hey quit it Hermes it's Labor Day Labor Day that phony baloney holiday crammed on our throats by fat cat Union gangsters that's the one hot damn a day off who's up for one last summer beach trip oh yeah Ready Freddy oh oh yeah your women's libbers really know how to party oops there I am hey buddy for them send a little of that lotion my way okay almost got it steady steady don't panic ooh what the yo Shaggy pay snacks have some nerve I'm just here for what's mine don't make me kick your neck bring it on soup can all right break it up you two merry Xmas Leela merry Xmas oh boy it's Santa you've been very naughty frying Lena I checked my list we'll check it twice I perform over 50 Mega checks per second you're both naughty for disregarding each other's feelings but we said things right fry even risked his life to get me a present but what about your other co-workers did either of you ever stop to think about Dr zoidberg's feelings no I swear Santa has something very special in his sack for you too [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] [Applause] please let us live we'll put out milk and cookies for you you dare bribe Santa I'm going to shove Cole so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds [Music] oh we're trapped I never thought it would end this way gunned down by Santa Claus honestly I didn't see it coming [Music] goodbye fry goodbye Leela hey look we're under the mistletoe [Music] your mistletoe is no match for my toe missile wait help somebody help us it's humans shall we mug them robots uh no wait I know these guys they got nothing [Music] you've been very naughty Bender what me I didn't do nothing he's thinking of the kid my God Bender framing an orphan that's so naughty I'll have to add it to my list right now framing I am hey and Futurama is brought to you by glagnar's human rides it's a bunch of muncha crunch of humans Oh you mean Xmas you must be using an archaic pronunciation like when you say ask instead of ax Xmas huh you know this will be my first Xmas away from home hey hey let me ask you something would it cheer you up if we went and cut down an Xmas tree yeah an old-fashioned Xmas tree hey these aren't Xmas trees they're supposed to be some kind of you know pine tree pine trees have been extinct for 800 years fry gone the way of the poodle and your primitive Notions of modesty Frisk this isn't the way Christmas is supposed to be they're there Everything's changed that's not true [Music] foreign [Music]

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Length: 18min 58sec (1138 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 22 2023