Funny Vines May 2021 (Part 1) TBT Clean Vine

[Music] when a spider realizes he's been spotted hey jim yeah let me get four large pizzas a million hot wings and family-sized pasta and give me some get this cup of ice that's it what's the pythagorean theorem a squared plus b squared equals c squared hello ihop do you guys have any pancakes let's play outside kids let's play outside outside okay two more hours of sleep 30 more minutes of sleep 10 more seconds of sleep you didn't get much sleep two eggs one girl hey dog you get some ice cream it's only a spoonful here he goes yeah hey hey somebody hey i can do that okay now honey you're getting a little older you're gonna have to act a little bit more your age the ground is lava where are you i'm almost there swear to me i swear oh what's your problem christian come on time to get up buddy christian time to get up here i need your keys hey what's up it's not my car you're disgusting i just wanted my sweatshirt hey guys sure bro oh oh is that a cockroach no it's a mother's day flower isn't that nice hello who's there like a good neighbor's state firm is here like a good neighbor my homie is here wait how they how do they get their feet up there they don't even had it just imagine what someone's breath would smell like if they said hey to you this way what the just came out of my body uh your dummy head well your poopy pants i'm not poopy never have i ever kissed a girl who hasn't kissed a girl [Music] hey man happy mother's day to this guy right here hey man what you i'm boy man amen hey baby star wars day oh may divorce be with you no it's may the fourth be with you hey what's up girl back to my place why why why why why we need to start saving for the kids college fund why there's plenty of time dad i need the car tonight what dude where's matt oh no get the coffee now drink it man drink it all oh that's when the asteroid hits we'll all be dead well it's our last chance to do anything we want you're right i've never read these poems to any oh yeah i know that's why i date him don't talk to him anymore okay you're crazy you're crazy you're crazy all day and then he fell down with the clown and oh are you sleeping in here hey i think he's sleeping in here hey graeme what'd you say about that guy earlier i said he was hot yeah you sounded a little thirsty so i brought you some water didn't i tell you to wash these dishes exactly what are you talking about don't play dumb all these damn dishes what dishes there's kids wake up we're going to disneyland in four months i think it's so cute when couples match really let's be cute what does it make me look fat yo what up say hi hi [Music] hey bro can i get some of that sure man [Music] when you get home after a long day you gotta make the decision should i shower before bed or nah hey dad i dropped your phone in the toilet you stupid have some more patience wait that's not my phone it's my phone jason can you take a picture oh yeah sure of us jason [Laughter] guys let's make a vine who is it if you open the door i'm going to kill you you can come in whatever i don't care i don't care be quiet i hate arguing with you why because you're beautiful hey guys you can't hang with us okay bye in the case of being my bff i find the defendant gorgeous my god stacy overruled you're gorgeous quincy please come back please please just come please please please thank you come on that was kind of hot what what about the shower then poop after what teach me how to be a pretty princess [Music] a nice okay i got the tv are you done did you clean up with it being robbed i've gotta do something nice for him your parents are coming don't embarrass me if mental hospitals had walking trails we could call them psychopaths what did i just say i feel so safe when i'm with you [Music] time for a long night's rest remember that time in middle school no oh the embarrassment some girls be like fries before guys but i'd be like all foods before due date oh food before due date [Music] hey how do i take care of this do i just clip the bottom at an angle like it says on youtube hey what do you think you're doing what get back here ready no not ready what are you saying he said go already god dude it smells like up dog in here wait what's up dog that i'll get it out i'll give it out i'll get it out i'll get it out i'm about to rap can you beatbox yeah i got you i'm calling it the information pamphlet pretty catchy right uh yeah bro sure whatever brochure hey teacher can i go to the bathroom i don't know can you i don't know can i i don't know what what oh i'm gonna buy this stop who are you fashion please don't eat this chocolate don't worry i won't matt can i yell at you giving cramps again yeah go ahead matt i seriously tell you everything yo what'd you get your mom for mother's day mother's day yeah what is it it's tomorrow yeah can i get a cheeseburger that's all would you like cheese on that no more cheese my bro no i don't actually make sure there's no meat on my cheeseburger either dad i can do a front flip that's good sweetie oh dad i can do a quadruple front flip holy crap [Music] gotta borrow some money when are you gonna pay me back next week man you trip here hold on i am not tripping sir i have an astute balance i do yoga i see you grew a couple inches huh you've been drinking your milk you've been drinking your mouth i hate it when you've done a whole week shopping and the person at the checkout's like would you like a bag no that's fine i'll just balance it on my head hey you're messy b you ate my food and b what about c what you know i pulled you over logan trying to get that number officer bobby johnson how you doing get out the car girl you go to jail yo you ready to take this final what you don't act like you don't know you know the final you know it's today right you know the final you're ready for final the final you know whoa that was legitness yeah it was [Applause] i told you to get a guard dog bunnies are better oh my gosh you're funny i'm gonna jump guys i'm gonna do it you're not gonna do it jerry you say this every week i'm gonna do it i swear i'm doing it hey son what would you like for supper i want food for supper hey janice our son's a comedian are you seriously gonna eat that chicken parmesan in front of me knowing i'm a vegan you're our waitress and i don't know you i love how your parents are all happy when guests come over they're here but as soon as they leave okay bye all right let's clean up right now what are you doing i sleep naked every time no matter what oh really it gets kind of awkward sometimes because i have narcolepsy oh the disease where you fall asleep at random times oh my god michaela get over here i'm literally a taco it's so accurate i know i've never felt more mexican in my life oh my god summer's in two months so on my to-do list is a get a bikini body or b hibernate until october 65 percent of pe teachers are overweight telling me to jog you better hold my hand and jog with me because we gonna lose this weight together zubat go you hey supersonic how was school today did your teachers teach you how to die oh get out drop it seriously hey don't freak out but i think we're lost what we need to be honest why do you run from me i want to sing you a song hello little kitty what are you running this jacket what's up sup max well if you're not cheating then let me go through the ashes from your smoke signals do your thing here oh who is this i thought you said they were cool we are cool just give me your board tony hawk wait for me wait don't eat the you were seeds we need a table we close at 12. it's 11 59. yes but if i speak this slowly it will soon be 12. sophie that's a real big real [Music] gosh my head hurts what what do you mean mom i have cancer decide for all the things you want did you kill them i was on my parents so why you just say something you go kill somebody right now give me your back yeah take my best cops people for free all day peek-a-boo what where did you go happy mother's day mom oh thank you i'm not your real mom though you were adopted as a child but what do we have here oh cookies in my backyard [Music] what was that [Music] this is how to recover from an embarrassing fault oh give me three give me one give me five yes max let me use a pig real quick he's not picking his thoughts oh nice man first it's a satchel yeah whatever excuse me it's a satchel you are such a faker no you are a faker what is oh my gosh i hate bakers can i help you [Music] hey little girl you want some candy you actually have any oh i've never gotten this far give me one sec i'll be right back i'll get some cake hey son i need you to wow you sleep what's that baby what's wrong we never talk about our feelings oh so why is it that the last time that we were at the starbucks you got me a grande step event don't walk away brandon let's go uber mom there's no food oh wait that's right i'm an adult now i have to buy my own food hey mom where do you buy food hello are you paying attention oh now you want to go yeah you better run idiot i hate you that was scary mom ain't nobody getting me today man you crazy's here you craziest man that kid's always alone i'm gonna go say something to him yo what's up bro my name is cool dad huge party tonight i'm not coming home have a good time father i am going out to study tonight how dare you lie to me you go to party what's wrong my foot's asleep i know how to wake it up [Laughter] your son has some behavior issues oh really how so as you see here we got him let's go let's go look my little friend no please no [Music] dude respect the pouch it's just a commercial if someone loses something don't ask them well where did you lose it if i knew where i lost it i would have found it how it smelled tell us how do you make a tissue dance i don't know put a little boogie into it you ready yeah hey storms let me get those keys all right yo what is wrong with y'all to me oh zac efron [Music] not today really pretty i'm wrong i'm 11. is that your car i'm actually 25 and we want to go for a ride sorry i never want to see you again when i say gratata you say oh my gosh oh my gosh yo jerry come here i'm not gonna make it [Music]

Channel: CooL Vines

Views: 802,056

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Id: viEet9cNQEo

Length: 17min 55sec (1075 seconds)

Published: Fri May 07 2021