Funny Vines March 2021 (Part 1) TBT Clean Vine

never fear for i got this oh that's sweet that's beautiful are you ready is she coming no hurry up go come on got me i'll just meet you there mom oh bagels bagels how you get all these ladies man what do you think it is oh got it funny [Music] hey what's obama's last name again you're grounded gee dad you're grounded and i'm changing the wi-fi password dude where are you getting in my car i'm pulling in your driveway i'm ringing your front doorbell i'm having so much fun me too oh my god no it's a favorite oh my god what does our relationship mean count the stars in the sky you mean it's infinite nah it's a waste of time man look at your dad and look at my dad cam there's a cockroach right there damn damn i'm joking i'm joking you need jesus where's your car at it's right there i guess i'd like to report a crime so where is the little munchkin little no you're watching my son he's like 20 years old what the heck i'm only 19. get it right i met a girl last night mom she's really pretty well it's more about personality right no it's all about how hot she is oh my god what are you doing you're too old for that you need to grow up are you happy your omelette's almost done thanks mom you want any cheese oh yeah guess what just happened to me what would happen guess just tell me what happened come on guess what happened i'm not guessing what happened guess what happened [Music] look at this mess you better clean this room got the shores done this is your house too i don't care who made this mess you're gonna clean it that's that all right mom relax boy don't be talking back can i have the chicken vaginas please it's actually fajitas actually you can suck my okay we were at dunkin donuts last night yeah and then we ran in that didn't happen yet we yelled first no but then the guy i'm telling the story victory do you love me no she's tired hey baby check this out i just really fell in love with this so can we get it please please call for help man can i get three large pizzas dude breadsticks and breadsticks yo could you do me a favor pick up my girlfriend from our house yeah cool let me give you that dress no no i have it okay i hate it when my boyfriend doesn't notice that i'm ignoring him it's like hello i'm ignoring you pay attention to me would you want to tell me i'm a bit nervous [Music] oh excuse me may i go to the bathroom i have really bad kidneys no i let you go to the bathroom three years ago nobody need to go to the bathroom that much people that talk with their hands be like no you were there i saw you hiding me don't lie to him never lie to me again i know he was like house salad please well we're out of the house salad but we do have a nice apartment salad let me see your manager i thought it was funny steve you meet my friends we met open the window i can't breathe oh come on minnie i'm sorry i got a valentine's day gift for you give it to daisy i'll [ __ ] you i will speaking of the devil what oh mother neptune where is it guys taking selfies be like it's a beautiful day i love you did you hear that i think she wanted my d do you want my d yeah hey josh you just hit 4 million followers no way you calling me a liar i ain't calling you a truther let me go let me find my phone where is it i found it i know you're hurt right now but just expect me to slide [Music] hey you trying no i gotta breathe so like yeah i'm gonna be pretty busy but look i'm gonna be free after i die you know after i stop breathing carter's coming over i have such a crush on him hey where's laura uh she left make yourself a healthy right there you know mellow better lebron dad don't nobody care what the [ __ ] that's your damn that's gonna be you up there next that's gonna be you up there next [Laughter] hey hon what do you and the kid want to eat i took him out already hon oh my god to eat he's not dead no oh yeah yeah hey lady oh my gosh dude my family is so annoying what are you doing you guys like pokemon i choose you yes little left little left little left little left little left little left left you don't know her no are you sure [Music] hey logan ooh can i sit with that yeah it's a little hot though i kind of like you this is the girl you're seeing she looks like a thumb oh she's cute really cute a lot of people say i have an accent and i'm like i don't have accent what kind of accent the accent you have you have an accent hey oscar you want to go to disneyland yeah me too buddy i don't like my food can you take it back is that why you ate half of it take it off my check too no well i'm not gonna tip well yo your mom just texted you what did she say a chong ching ling ping pong pang ling very funny kyle let me see that what the hell charlie are you eating pizza is it good did you like a bite of my vegetables hey mom are you mad or actually because my 20 year old son is unemployed and still lives at home hey jess what's up marcus guess what so i saw my ex and i got really pissed off he was gonna be around his ex girl oh it's a black cat it's bad luck that's not a black cat meow if men had periods don't touch my candy this message will now self-destruct this sandwich will now self-destruct your baby will now self-destruct that's chris he's like the coolest kid in this school what's up you [ __ ] what's up chris what's up man what's the emergency some girls be like fries before guys but i'd be like all foods before due date oh food before due date all right just relax when she gets over here just tell her how you feel okay what's up rob hey james you got a fat [ __ ] what's up bro wait baby he's blind i ain't no [ __ ] you guys get up the house is on fire the house is on fire come on i'm kidding why did your teacher call my phone i don't know did you answer it yeah so that means they told you don't be getting smart with me i just answered your question give me a high five thank you and on behalf of the church i now pronounce you blocked and deleted you may now kiss my ass okay we're all gonna sing our favorite parts of the song mine's the ah what's yours jennifer [Music] [Applause] all right then all right all right son yes papa how old are you boy i am three papa take this knife go hunt bear just one of all the works of art in this room she was the loveliest [Applause] how in the world does he type that fast surprise [ __ ] wow eight plus that's incredible wow so proud of you my name's jeff no it is not stop honey i'm manly i'll hug a guy i don't even care well i'm manly or i'll kiss a guy well i'll marry a guy bruh dude check out my mixtape what's it about violence drugs fairies oh my gosh challenge time yo damn you think i get this knife into that jar without a break [Music] your hair real yeah it's real let me touch it go ahead yeah and i dropped my phone yesterday and it completely shattered and just buy a new one i'm broke i'm broke i was gonna make some toast and i get this kind of bread what is that all caps too aggressive hey too many emojis sup oh you read it but you're not gonna reply i should probably go get that [Laughter] [Music] [Music] make us brush our teeth twice a day while other people don't do it because they bless my booboo hey man you got that coke pepsi okay [Laughter] [Applause] why don't you go out anymore it's so upsetting oh i know but i think it's because i'm like really broke this is such a beautiful romantic date i'm glad we get to spend time together right babe hey yeah will you marry me no now will you marry me no now will you marry me yeah i can do this think think and then can i get a pepsi too is coke okay what are are you okay no yeah [Music] bang bang man bang bang stick them up man this is a rivalry we letting it free coming back for you i got a's on both my tests last week that's great that was productive today awesome so this is happiness ew hey man oh hey matt could you shut the door on your way out yeah yeah of course [Music] yeah is it spicy make chicken made with real chicken i don't want to say no you have to tell me no no you have to say look at this jerk wow guys we're going to the grammys why are we stopping [Applause] graham how are you yeah i'm at the car right now oh let me see the baby [Applause] so do you like video games oh no i'm vegan i'm too old for toys for toys i'm too young for boys oh you better you just trying to run from us hello who the hell is this you called me who was this no i didn't i called bob i'm not bob i know so give him back his phone mom the other kids won't let me play okay i'm sure if you talk today there will be no talking only death sorry did we go too fast [Music] hey where are you going it's friday i'm going out now you're grounded for talking back on monday why didn't you grow me on monday i just figured it would piss you off a lot more today i'm so broke it's insane how bad could it be i ate half a stick of butter for breakfast so it's pretty bad that's him hey stop right there take the shot matt okay bye i love you story time with that girl he knew he was now ready to beat up that kid jimmy at school for stealing his milk stupid jimmy what's up how's it going what are you doing later no let me out of here no please tell me one more story buddy we're all done you said we're doing three stories you're always putting words in my mind hey can i get a kiss ooh little head kiss let me get your number i got you next time i see you so what's the number no bob you're the hot dog becca are you out there i know that laugh yo snoring man what everyone is so obsessed with their phones in the internet nobody even takes the time to see how many metal chairs that i have i have to pick up my armani suit yeah hurry up and get to your public school i go faster on my hoverboard only in canada do you experience this problem get off the road with your stupid moves dad mom said how you doing stay on the couch all day mama kiss don't call me or text me we're done where you going cool you know what you kind of look like who a guy all frozen great kristoff oh come on can you please clean your room no can there we go hi i'm katie mcfarland hey i know you don't know me but you can hit me up matt i'm pregnant damn it sonny i'm sorry we just missed the sale at toys r us hey mitch what you doing who are you why are my headphones always tangled okay right foot red ugh i don't know this problem i don't know this problem i'm going to take a bathroom break all right that's your clear [ __ ] the last guys we're out of rosters selfies with strangers boy i don't know who you are sophie that is what are you on for food i'll be over there right now what you doing i'm just trying to help you out get out of here snow i like snow what's wrong you haven't even looked at me in like 10 minutes honey we're watching a movie did i ask for an excuse [Music] what the flip you good for me though you you coming to my turf and you try to goof over on me what's good bruh what's good what did i do she's literally perfect she is literally perfect she's lip perfect she's lurf oh my god and it's new zealand do you guys have any questions where are the hobbits we don't have any not one hobbit the fictional you're kidding rachel i think there's something under the bed remember you made me sleep under the bed oh wow that is good right oh it's more than good it's delicious all right my taste buds are rolling so everybody signed the declaration of into who just wrote first are you kidding me john oh my god you are so pretty hey granddad you mind giving me what i said would you mind let me get the sentence what are they selling can i know babies come from where babies come from hello i can chick-fil-a my name's mary how are you for me today so you said you like fairy tales right that was a secret oh well say bippity boppity booty your new bathroom you did not okay and now you must choose to save your girlfriend or that bus full of people wait where are you going i'm gonna get the bus i don't know that girl who was she just a stripper do you love her she means nothing i have nowhere to go hey make the face make the base of me no i'm not doing it anymore okay bueno do you know jesus my cousin jesus no did he get deported are you with immigration so where do you live alaska that's cool yeah you want to develop an oversized attachment to me yeah even though we'll never meet yeah christian come to the store with us man nah i'm all right i'll buy you this is the something beautiful day they got helmets on their heads but i gotta want them alone instead beckham who's the one who poops in their pants stop don't cry don't please don't cry i'm gonna play a game want some ice cream okay let's go get some ice cream don't tell mommy oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god i'm like my birthday's gonna take my person uh okay he didn't rob me there you go becky this is us getting married i know but your homework was math come swim with me you don't even have a pool i made one okay okay see ya [Music] you're not mad at me no you're sure i'm fine pinch of salt ah it's hot in here okay yes hello hey dad remember that 3d printer you got me uh yeah why well see ya i just printed a new dad who wants a beer ah i got some chicken you want a piece why because i'm black well if you don't want it give me the chicken i knew it shut up do you think that girl is hot yeah she's pretty take it back side effects may include facial reconstruction oh my god it's so nice outside dude [Music] no one ever asks how the table feels you

Channel: CooL Vines

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Id: ljKeQ4C7UVw

Length: 22min 57sec (1377 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 04 2021