Funny Tik Toks That Scream Chaotic Energy | Daily Memes

[Applause] everything up there taking it quick one sock cutter she cut sucks his sock Tucker one sock cutter he cut sucks to suck cutters they cut sucks 3 SOT cutters they cut sucks for sock cutters they cut socks5 guts suck dick come on out I ordered my boyfriend a really fun gift from this website I just opened it I'm really excited to see it because I think is about to be really big and funny who the [ __ ] is that That's not me I can't believe it it's my first blind date so I do it all the time really Greg [Music] [Laughter] David can you grab my keys in my pocket Oh [Music] we're okay wait did you just say where yes I know wait I feel that already what is waves we know it's not your language it's just for us so we talk if you look at your best friend like that it'll I make you laugh or something so we're gonna do it with water on our mouth wait how are you ready all night I won is life someone how did you get a break [Music] [Laughter] I'm gonna I'm gonna bring back a member you don't even know you had part like 80s 5 now when hotel life isn't this good you may never want to check out check in with this Suite Life of Zack and Cody right here I'm Disney Channel dude I've been talking to this girl online it's so fun bro you sure you're not being catfished oh no no no no bro Luke she look just likes India that is India I'm talking is India you're talking isn't it no you may think your life's a little weird but did your nail lady ever make a collage of you and put it on Instagram congratulating you on losing weight Wendy's downtown only the drive-thru is open which is tricky if you have nothing to drive hi can I get a Baconator with cheese fries don't you love it when people say your foundation doesn't match your chest but you're not wearing foundation Oh Abbi who's here Abbi who is it who is it who do you have okay she obviously it's a boy over time to mess with her Abbi I know you took my foot fungus cream I need that back dude Abbi literally just admit that you have a boy over and I'll stop messing with you just make sure there's none of that premarital hugging stuff all right Abbi I thought you weren't into guys [Music] teddy where's your toy daddy are you gonna honk for me so I just got this new vacuum cleaner and I wanted to show it to you guys cuz it's pretty cool cuz you don't even need to plug it in or anything it just comes by the sound of something hitting the floor so watch and now it'll come and it so a few days ago Ellen DeGeneres posted on Twitter and she said what is something that you do that you know you're not supposed to do but you do it anyway and I responded and I said that one thing that I do is every time I get a call from an unknown number I answer it because who might it be Ellen correct 25 minutes later I'm sitting in a public building that's pretty much abandoned and I got a phone call from an unknown number and I answer it and who is it it's Nicole from the Alex show Wow look at that not were you even boy scout [Music] you know there's that one fishing spongebob hey Moses do you know why I only knock up anti-vaxxers because paying eight years of child support is way better than paying 18 Bret yes it is that joke will never get old bro your [ __ ] mom I crossed toilet and I'm not gonna lie to you I do not know how to use a bundle and it stuck to my head and I don't know how to get it off so please help me oh I'm about to start crying yeah um any other questions guys on any of this anybody Amy I'm giving you can still hear us yeah yes I don't know why we just can't see you yeah yeah really mom yeah this is a cooling rack you don't bake on a cooling rack you bake on the ship and you take the cookies off you put it on the cooling rack so they cool off you don't bake on the coin rack you've ruined the cookies I didn't like oh my god what's up girlies today I'm gonna be taking you on a vlog day we're gonna be um it's my boyfriend the day after my boyfriend wait no two days after my boyfriend's birthday I'm in there here oh my god I went to the dentist this morning so I feel really good hey guys come to Goodwill you can get yourself out I heard someone chewing something and I just look over and um he's eating a potato I was a very mean kid in the first grade I remember there was this kid scared of the Cat in the Hat so I would print out a picture of the cat at home bring it to school and rip out the lips Emily [Music] so yeah baby talk oh my god Hank has a hurt paw oh my god I'm sorry I did not I don't know what to do no furu though he do be limping though but just everyone put him in your prayers [Laughter] hi I'm in my bathroom with my hand pan right now but I'm not gonna let it get wet you know why cuz I know how to treat a hanpan with respect out they gave me pointers instead of all of you fools went for the toilet paper but none of you would for the dryer sheets my [ __ ] is gonna be clean and smooth you've got a time what's her girl I don't wanna scare bubbles up I was trying to show off my but in this picture oh my god yeah I look so good I'm literally gonna sob look what I did where's the Train wait I don't understand how come in so long usually in the movie you almost die and you like having the drink that is coming so fast like that's the Train that's coming right there wait no no me usually train is it movies you don't die with this well that's not bad ass you don't show this in movies no this is not to kill people it stopped and this is real people in front of it yeah my dog friendly I know you said your dog was friendly it is that's not my dog no what do you tell yourself when you're having impulses to throw yourself off a bridge eat no okay so there's a face looking at me in my bag and I don't have any pictures in there it's all hair products I'm in the hospital right now my mom thinks it's haunted what is that it's not like a no steam no life insurance check I'm very sorry for your loss but your head did mine you know that I won't stop until that our cat does not like the fact that we're all home quarantined she's like why are you in my house sorry okay alright this is an experiment to prove the dogs really don't understand what you're saying they just go off your emotion but if I turn around and I start telling him just how much I love him you were the cutest thing in the entire world I love you more than anything you see - I [ __ ] hate you I hope you die in a fire yes yes I do I hope someone shoots you in your [ __ ] face he's fine you said I could go by myself and I can't control myself and everyone here and taking over your box isn't what - the person that just commented you look like the yellow M&M under my elastic talk but this was for you baby come on man look this is it you want is that what you want all right I'm sorry dog anything to be tik-tok famous one - lucky bastard all right so some of you guys might know I have an ice cream store it's that one right there let me show you guys something that's dumbest [ __ ] somebody stole all my [ __ ] toilet paper and the ones in here they're long how do they get there hey is that it how do you think you see anything you know I'm just doing my job sir 184 you you

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Length: 18min 12sec (1092 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 18 2020