Funny moments - The big bang theory - part 8

let's see raj was the kung pak chicken i'm the dumplings yes you are creepy howard creepy good or creepy bad who was the shrimp with lobster sauce that would be me come to papa you unkosher delight i'm not necessarily talking to the food hey guys i just got the most amazing yeah gosh ross do you think he'll ever be able to talk in front of me without being drunk okay well i'll just um go eat by myself honey you don't have to do that no it's okay between him not talking him talking and him i'm better off alone so goodbye you poor strange little man do i get an honorable mention for designing the telescope camera mounting bracket you used sorry it's not part of my heart-warming and personal narrative in which a humble boy from new delhi overcame poverty and prejudice and journey to america to reach for the stars poverty your father's a gynecologist he drives a bentley and when we go in there let's show raj that we're happy for him but i'm not well then fake it look at me i could be grinding on the fact that without my stabilizing telescope mount he never would have found that stupid little clump of cosmic schmutz but i'm bigger than that fine what do you want me to do oh smile hey raj hey guys what's up we just wanted to invite you out to dinner tonight let's celebrate your 30 under 30 thing right sheldon it's very nice of you i would like that hello boys boys i've got a question for you who in this room discovered a star actually 2008 and q sub 17 is a planetary body i'm not talking about you i'm talking about me you my exotic young friend are my star well you didn't discover him you merely noticed he was here much like he did with 2008 and q sub 17. sheldon oh sorry hey buddy i'm gonna be in people magazine yeah call me when you're on the cover [Applause] oh my gosh look at you i know i'm resplendent like the noonday sun am i not oh i'm i'm ready that's what you're wearing um yeah why what's wrong with it nothing i was just hoping for something a little more you know redonkulous yeah well this is all the donkulous you're gonna get tonight hey good news you don't have to sulk about penny anymore look there are hundreds of croatian women just waiting for you to contact me anything for a green card.com i'll lend you my username it's wealthy big penis welcome to the raj mahal yes it's very nice good night raj run away the evenings aren't over yes it is no it's time to put on some r kelly and suck face oh wow is the evening over raj what are you doing no no notes if you have something to say to me say it sorry oh sweetie it's okay good morning leonard uh-huh yeah we're gonna have to stop by pottery barn on the way to work i bought these star wars sheets but they turned out to be much too stimulating to be compatible with a good night's sleep i don't like the way darth vader stares at me penny sheldon what is it leonard's asleep thanks for the update no wait you have to drive me to work yeah i really don't think i do but i don't drive and i can't take the bus didn't you recently state that you and i are friends yes sheldon we are friends then i hereby invoke what i'm given to understand is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship the favor oh dear god i'm sorry i didn't realize i was interrupting your morning prayers thank you for driving me to work you know this is my day off sheldon oh good i'm not keeping you from anything i told you i only have access to the free electron laser at night i can't drive you for the next few weeks no you said you couldn't drive me to work this is from work howard help me out here no just for the fun of it i'm gonna take his side oh damn i picked the wrong side oh god not euclid avenue why did howard leave you in the middle of the road anyway we had a difference of opinion over what whether or not he was trying to kill me good morning good morning sheldon sit down she's in my spot don't look at me like that everybody knows that's my spot sheldon you need to learn how to drive this madness has to stop penny's taking you to the dmv i'm going to bed why penny because rock baked scissors i don't see why i need a driver's license albert einstein never had a driver's license yeah but albert einstein didn't make me wet myself at 40 miles an hour yeah and i never wanted to kick albert einstein in the nuts take this to the testing area put your name at the top sign the bottom ask the question and bring it back next excuse me but i have some concerns about these questions see this first question makes no sense like how many car lengths should you leave in front of you when driving a car length is not a standardized unit of measure when are roadways most slippery now okay there are three answers none of which are correct the correct answer is when covered by a film of liquid sufficient to reduce the coefficient of static friction between the tire and the road to essentially zero but not so deep as to introduce a new source of friction here's your learner's permit go away this is a state-of-the-art simulator i adapted it from something a friend of mine designed for the army is that why i appear to be in downtown fallujah behind the wheel of an up-armored humvee okay now shift into drive and pull out slowly into traffic [Applause] sorry excuse me my bad student driver how did you manage to get on the second floor of the glendale galleria good morning gentlemen hey good morning there's some new kind of casual friday i don't know about no he lives here now really why well since he won't take the bus and he's too evolved to drive he decided it would be easier to just sleep in his office and shower in the radiation lab until i'm finished with my experiment but you finished your experiment a week ago yep [Music] you saw nothing dr cooper forget it sheldon we both agreed to do this it's a waste of time if you don't do this i won't take you to the comic book store hello looking out at your fresh young faces i remember when i too was deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student of course i was 14. now there may be one or two of you in this room who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics although it's more likely that you will spend your scientific careers teaching fifth graders how to make paper mache volcanoes with baking soda lava oh good god in short anyone who told you that you would someday be able to make any significant contribution to physics played a cruel trick on you i love this time of the year the leaves are turning there's a bracing chill in the air plus there's a whole new crop of female grad students about to put on just enough winter weight to make them needy and vulnerable so dumbass i heard you made a grad student throw up last night the truth can indeed be a finger down the throat of those unprepared to hear it what if i brought food to your place that would be acceptable on mondays i eat thai food me crab and chicken satay with extra peanut sauce from siam palace you got it i already have your address sheldon do you have any idea what just happened yes apparently i'm getting a free dinner where you going 4a oh are you here to see leonard no dr cooper dr sheldon cooper tall thin looks a little like a giant praying mantis hey what are you doing i need to see this uh the viewing area is right over there sheldon your girl date person ramona's here hello i'm sorry i didn't bring enough for your friends i assumed we were going to be alone oh yeah no we were just going to watch right oh come on now we're going out oh come on we'll be quiet what's sheldon's deal what do you mean deal you know like what's his deal is it girls guys sock puppets honestly we've been operating under the assumption that he has no deal oh come on everybody has a deal not sheldon over the years we've formulated many theories about how we might reproduce i'm an advocate of mitosis i'm sorry i believe one day sheldon will eat an enormous amount of thai food and split into two sheldons okay well thanks for the nightmares hey aren't you having breakfast yes are you experimenting with nutritional suppositories again not in these pants so sheldon i see you're organizing your papers for the smithsonian museum of dumbassery there won't be any room until they get rid of the permanent leslie winkle exhibit honey i've told you it's a small apartment you only have to knock one just please please i don't have a lot of time look ramona finally dozed off and i need you to help me get rid of her get rid of her how i don't know but apparently i'm in some kind of relationship and you seem to be an expert at ending them what's going on ramona's sleeping on the couch i know what is she going home never that's the problem i need your help what are you talking about i'm invoking the skynet clause of our friendship agreement that only applies if you need me to help you destroy an artificial intelligence you created that's taking over the earth come on don't nitpick i've got it i finally reconciled the black hole information paradox with my theory of string network condensates it's unbelievable and i could not have done it without you how can i ever repay you well would you consider naming it the cooper nowitzki theorem oh you want me to share credit uh-huh get out excuse me dr cooper i'm kathy o'brien i just finished reading your paper and it just took my breath away maybe when i publish it i'll include an inhaler would you possibly have any time for me to pick your brain i see today's thursday thursday nights i eat pizza from giacomo sausage mushrooms light olives great i'll bring it to your place i have the address shelton do you see what just happened here yes i'm getting a free pizza i'm on a roll more pad thai please sheldon you've already had four serving sheldon are you okay i'm just so full

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Id: 6h5vKoILaGQ

Length: 13min 54sec (834 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 21 2020