FUNNY LIFE HACKS

fake warm-up vest $20 TV I walked out with free whenever I park illegally I always give myself a fake parking ticket before somebody else does it for me if you choose the wrong spaghetti sauce you can wash it off using your washing machine how to never get your thing stolen at the beach again when cutting Bagels put your finger in the stabilization hole to keep it steady wear a trainer shirt at the gym and um we need to find who made this Moon if a service dog approaches you and he is alone it means that the owner can't move move and is in trouble follow him and you will get a free wallet if you wave your keys in front of a giant house people will think you own it if you sit on your hand for 15 minutes before you take a test it feels like someone else is destroying your future next time you're in a hotel leave your sheets like this when you check out what a terrible but great idea just found out I'm really good at Escape rooms apparently if you have a panic attack in the corner they let you out early local landlord says renter is trying to sell his house on Craigslist this is legal to do no it's not I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup on the top of my car now everyone waves at me woman went on six dates a week to save on food I didn't buy groceries for 2 years remember if she's telling you how horrible her ex was take notes and do exactly what he did it obviously worked she's still talking and thinking about him all the time tired of watching your kid pack that little guy away for a bit H you can cut your electricity bill in half by getting one of these it's crazy how to speak a foreign language step one go to a foreign country step two speak your mother tongue save time by crying about two things at the same time teacher right true or false smart these irresponsible people were not using masks in public transportation luckily my silent but deadly technique never fails bro your fart is a hazard how are they all reacting like that since I have started packaging my trash like this my neighbors respect you won't have a check engine light if you don't have a dash follow me for more car how to pick up a blue chair off the ground just what I was looking for Life haeg carve a pumpkin to distract you from the fact you're also a lifeless round object putting on a fake smile I'm just going to buzz when I really don't like memes when in the shower til your head letting the water in your mouth and nose the adrenaline from the drowning Sensation will make you forget that you hate yourself here's a tip carry a fork with you if someone tries to rob you pull the fork out of your pocket and say thank you Lord for this meal I'm about to have and charge at them with the fall a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be Russian for 8 months he pretended he couldn't read write or talk English he did good in all of his classes because he had the teachers and principles convinced he had just moved from Russia so they didn't make him do any work you can't die in the living room breaking news death rate drops to zero cutting your tennis ball in half allows you to store two more balls in each can saving space put your old and broken TV in the Box your new one came in and leave it outside you will save a trip to the dump and teach someone a lesson at the same time are you always late for things here's a two-step life hack to help one figure out what time you should be at the place two simply get there before that time you will see results instantly try it out you and your child are driving late at night along a deserted Road you come across a van full of money with the driver dead from an apparent heart attack what lesson do you teach your child lift with your legs not your bag close your eyes while driving to test your skill level got my own house at 17 hey Mom I'm going to live by myself great your bags are on the driveway movie theater EMP pleasee hate this simple life hack M pasta Barefoot is still illegal in most stores so here's a life hack life hack hung over at work set up a ladder and take a nap at the bottom if you're caught you can claim you fall and lost Consciousness life hack just accuse your teacher of a war crime it's actually illegal for teachers to keep the class after the Bell as punishment it violates the genver convention laws on Collective punishment cooking hack if you put too much water in your rice toss a few phones in there The Emptiness inside you can be temporarily replaced with many legal and illegal substances turn hot dog water into ice cubes for guests that you don't like Opera reveals how she manages to stay stressfree at 64 step one have a billion dollars I've been living my entire life wrong and you haven't this is weird did you know right wrapping your leg in cabbage yes wrapping your leg in cabbage Al that will make your life simpler realization if you keep a sword in one hand and the decapitated head of an enemy in the other you won't touch your face life hack reverse the bill and make your server pay don't embarrass a guy by telling him his flies open in public just be a man walk over there and slowly zip it up for him if you're up really late studying for finals try swapping your contact solution with coffee for a quick pickme up Denny's what the [ __ ] if a bear has you stuck in a tree try to pee in its eyes this takes practice because Bears have tiny eyes but if you can pull it off you can say you did something impressive before you died today I learned 1 gallon about 4 L of gasoline contains about 31 million calories human daily caloric requirement is 1,500 to 2500 depending on the person 1 gallon of gasoline contains enough calories to satisfy that requirement for that many days or about 34 to 56.5 years therefore if I chug a gallon of gasoline I won't need to eat for the rest of my life strictly speaking you're absolutely correct the original patent from 1891 for a toilet paper roll shows the correct rolling Direction in case you ever doubted what to do when your car starts making noises that sound expensive how I made 150k from Trading one took a small loan of 300K from my dad two put it into high-risk stuff coins lost half and got scared decided it was time to cash out blocked my dad's number net profit of 100 50k secured when a go says I'm cold don't be an idiot and say me too instead say well damn Jackie I can't control the weather I just bought my coworker a get better soon card they're not sick I just think they could do better being a vegan has been so easy I literally just stare at the Sun and I'm full thanks photosynthesis Pro tip when ice fishing bring an action figure of yourself to exaggerate your catch when a guy tells me he owns a gun I'm like uh-oh what's wrong with your pee pee last time I tried to use my peeee on a home Intruder and I got in way more trouble the cops were pretty upset the Intruder needed counseling and I'm on a list just use a gun forgotten your mask simply use one of the hundreds discarded in this works smart not hard what the hell is this I ordered a cube sometimes I actually go on Facebook and then water and bleach in a bottle of coke was fitted on the roof it reflects and refract sunlight and is equal to 55 wats want more romantic warm yellow light put your urine contains ammonia you mix that with bleach and you will create mustard gas that will kill everyone life Haag you can use Tide Pods to wash your laundry yeah you don't need to eat them guys you can also use them for washing the soup was hot so very smart no sign has ever encapsulated my life more than the one this woman is wearing please wake me for snacks and drinks thank you where can I uninstall my period I think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud popup that doesn't go away for 18 years oh my God it's taken me 18 years to find out that weird shoulder buttons on jackets is to hold your bag in place so it doesn't fall off chart to determine risk of bear attack no risk of bear attack really high risk of bear attack also no risk of Barack eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet don't like the taste add cocoa butter flour and bake for 30 minutes why does my dad use this nice thermos to keep his burritos warm because your dad is smart good morning to everyone just so saw this on my Facebook and spazzed that's how you're supposed to do it I've been pouring it into the strainer just to pour it back into the pan after wow Merry Christmas idiot here's some ketchup need a gift idea tomato ketchup no bike lock no problem start every phone call with my battery is almost dead that way you can hang up on them at any time when you've been acting gay for 2 years and finally get invited to the all girl sleepover easiest iPhone glass folks with lasers not clickbait ah yes my favorite home repair and I think my laser machine was just sitting on my shelf collecting dust I love Cherry when life gives you demons make demonade you can cook Bagel Bites in the oven or the microwave where else would you cook Bagel Bites sometimes I don't um if you reach or crave for these things you may be feeling these emotions oh my it's so clear now just let me and my crackers be they're lonely and sexually frustrated if you ever forget a girl's name on a date just call her Muhammad it's statistically the most popular name in the world so you'll more than likely be right no need to thank me for the life hack set up a candle in front of your Glade air freshener to throw Fireballs across the room to establish dominance in front of your peers my dad made this for when his girlfriend won't pick a restaurant one to extend the length of your essays without doing any work simple put the word the in two times in a row every time it will extend the length of your essay quite substantially don't believe me read this post again okay obviously I'm not going to read the the cuz it will ruin the whole Meme and yes when I did find this meme it [ __ ] me up instead of calling it a to-do list I've started writing side quests at the top to make it seem more fun and interesting and boy has that not worked at all a gun to your head you get one song Choice recite it perfectly you're free mess up he pulls the trigger which song are you picking alphabet I'm not taking No risks always wear sunglasses when eating lunch in your car so people think you're an undercover cop and not some loser eating lunch by themselves in a car blow cigarette smoke into the kids drinks to make them look haunted life hack avoid Red Lights by driving at one 114 million mph this velocity will blue shift them enough to appear green if you have a girlfriend and hear a noise outside at night and you're too scared to go and look just be like I told this girl to leave me alone and she will always get up and check for you if you're feeling bored you can just close your eyes and rotate a cow in your mind it is free and the cops cannot stop you they can try only a fool would buy Ikea furniture instead I just download the instructions and keep emailing their missing service department to say that I am missing a piece until they ship me all the pieces over a 6-month period Jason this sounds quite illegal nobody life hack videos don't you charge your phone with a potato have you guys tried doing that just a little life hack to know which key goes in the front door and which key goes in the back door when the professor is looking for someone to call on sit in the back directly behind someone invisible to the professor did you know you can use your seat belt to open beers while driving no I didn't thanks 30 crazy ideas for your party Pro tip OU of milk Mayon I didn't even want to finish this this makes me sick peeling an orange the easy way cut the top and the bottom off and make a slice down the side and simply unroll the orange don't have a bookmark try using cheex mix instead shoot yourself with small caliber bullets to build an immunity to larger ones I wish it worked like this life tip bite off the corner off your pizza roll and blow into it for instant and easy cooling life is too short for this you put the whole thing in your mouth and then do that open chewing thing while exhaling the Flames like a dragon if you mix Tabasco in with your hand sanitizer it will not only kill germs but will also teach you to not touch your face and eyes got something you need to do at a certain time every day for example take meds start giving your cat a treat right before you do it you may have trouble remembering but your your cat absolutely will not that's a damn good advice a cat wrote this actor Robert Patterson once dealt with an obsessed fan who had been camping outside his apartment by taking her out on a dinner date and boring the life out of her I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back you can get a kids meal at Culver for $6 even if you're over 12 years old they don't ID you this tiny tool can make any pair of headphones wireless people are much more likely to return a missing wallet if a picture of a child is found inside okay I'm going to print an old picture out of myself and just put it in my wallet where has this been all my life Jane is living in 3047 while us suckers are living in 2023 24 oops unsociable people simply pop your coat on before answering your front door if it's someone you don't want to see you can say you are on your way out in the unlikely event it's someone you do want to see you can simply say you've just arrived home when your gingerbread fails add a dinosaur when you think about it if you say you're into chests and booty instead of tits and Bobs you feel less like a pervert more like a pirate how to get the butter to the bottom of the popcorn the the but what I have what is butter Chad is this real never seen this before when you ask a girl out there's a 50% chance that she will say yes you can increase these odds by carrying a handgun women love guys who can protect themselves bonus points if you shoot near her as she will see that you can handle the weapon well and love you even more please is can we investigate lifel lamp advice on Twitter going to get my man's SoundCloud link tattooed on my butt so when I cheat on him it's not really cheating it's just a promotion before you scrap an old dryer pop off the Tumblers and open the side panels with a screwdriver the average American uses $10 worth of toilet paper a month for $10 you could buy 3.7 million vuan Bolivars I think enough to wipe your bud for at least 2 years for only $250 upgrade your room to a smoking room room this is a non-smoking room if smoking occurs during your stay a 250 cleaning Fe I don't remember who posted this on Twitter or few years ago but whoever you are you have improved every night I've spent at a hotel since ants hate chalk draw a chalk ring around your drink or outline your coasters and they won't cross the line summertime hack I'm about to draw a seab bear circle around my next picnic when you have no idea what you're doing but pretend like you do I actually know what this is doing life per tips when you sign up for anything online put the website name as your middle name that way when you receive spam SL advertisement emails you will know who sold your information Fortune 500 companies he's too dangerous to be kept alive are Tom and Jerry best friends Tom and Jerry are best friends but Tom has to pretend hate Jerry in order to protect Jerry so Tom's owner doesn't replace Tom with a cat that actually wants to kill Jerry life just got more interesting want someone to stop texting you send them this message service error 305 message delivery failed further messages will be charged to your account patter is dead in your smoke alarm just use popcorn as a smoke alarm when you hear cracking grab your popcorn and get the hell out this Farm owner was denied a council permit to build a horse shelter fortunately you don't need a permit to build a table in chairs how to cheer up in two easy steps one whisper beep boop to yourself repeat until not sad but why does this work plug your nose say snap sop try saying bo bo no try and say bubbles the last one will work I promise you it didn't work what the [ __ ] life is short make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers about politics if you really want to piss someone off when introducing them make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title tip when making a doing it tape play Disney music in the background that way if it gets leaked online Disney attorneys will have them all taken down next time your girl annoys you reply he's busy and turn off your phone for an hour follow me for more relationship advice bathroom tub going number two discretly cover up your poop sounds by continually shrieking at the top of your lungs stop blaming everyone for all of your problems pick one person you hate and blame them for everything 29 little life hacks that could save your life is that a Game Boy cartridge case this is a legit life hack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news the friction from it being in your pocket or jle it around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear if you keep one on you in a Game Boy cart case that won't be an issue because no one will want to have sex with you want to know a real adult life hack don't tell anyone you have a day off absolutely no one how to be good at talking one polite greeting two name three relevant personal link four manage expectations hello my name is vascal you killed my father prepare to die practical advice if all the toilets in your house are occupied and you are waiting for one to be free switch off the Wi-Fi this bath mouthpiece allows you to breathe during your house fire her dad took out the door screws in her first apartment and she's wanting everyone to do the same it's basically for home Intruders so the small one is what is normally provided and the long one is what the dad installed so it's a lot harder to break into wow I appreciate this definitely doing this when I move Pro tip leave full beers all over your driveway tonight so when you shovel tomorrow you will find some buried treasure I wish it snowed like this in UK but I hate beer side is way better I mean I'm going to assume most of you can't drink though I mean I actually don't know how old some of you are because I imagine some of you are obviously quite young and then some of you are quite old old not old but my age 19 20 uh definitely a mixture because memes can be for everyone that's why it's cool I guess I'm going to drink some water now time for a water break uh oh [ __ ] uhoh oh God that's bad I took two of this medication oh that's bad hold on breaking news today I used a piece of wood that I kept in my garage since 2006 in case I might need it Americans have not colonized me some of the people in the comments are like say garage no my my vocabulary is a mixture of American English and British English it's kind of weird especially when I'm speaking to people in real life because some people think I'm American or I don't know it's really weird but then to an American I sound British it's really it is really strange what reading memes does to a person my classmate came to a geography exam wearing a shirt with the world map the teachers couldn't make him undress of course apparently you can reheat pizza by turning your toaster on its side you're welcome if you stay in a sh you can simply outline the stain with a sharpie and give it a name this will make it seem like you visit Islands next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you what really happened present a more outlandish Theory and accuse them of covering up the truth conspiracy theorist the moon landing was fake me you believe in the moon how would you write I changed a light bulb on your resume single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zeroc cost overruns and and zero safety incidents life hack what life hack I guess banana bread I'm going to be honest guys I used to hate bananas but I had them about I would say last year some sometime last year I had one and I enjoyed it so if anyone who was scared of trying a banana or eating a banana don't be scared just try it they're good not banana bread though I don't I still don't like banana bread there is literally no law that says you can't put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your bosses at your old job literally there's no law that says that if you can't think of a word say I forgot the English word for it that way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot an amazing life hack to stop your siblings from entering your room to stop anyone from entering your room including yourself if you're changing your life around you say 180 not 360 I did a complete 360 I'm back on my [ __ ] oh my God four I really want to try and do five for a video but five is quite difficult to push out six I think I have done six just it wasn't recorded my son needs help with his algebra homework so I snuck out the back door and started a new life in Costa Rica nists life has no meaning I know existentialists life has no meaning I will make my own absurdists life has no meaning I don't care when naming your firstborn child you can cause a stack Overflow in the system's memory by naming it that allowing you to Sid load unsigned external code and run Doom a fun life hack is to be consistently kind and loving and wholesome that way whenever you meet someone who deeply dislikes you they seem like a big Angry weirdo no because then you're just not being yourself just be yourself and if people don't like you or you don't like other people [ __ ] when you put stuff like spaghetti in Tupper Weare you need to rinse it with cold water first if you do it with hot water the color gets washed in yep there's an actual life hack for the video what your headache is telling you more sleep drink water/ eat food reduce sources of stress okay I don't I don't know how you stop the stress one avoid wasting time brushing your teeth by simply adding toothpaste to your food instead if you wake up earlier on weekends then you can sleep in 5 days a week instead of two if you hold your breath long enough you will get to the point where you will never need oxygen for the rest of your life need to whip up a dessert in a hurry dump a bag of Oreos on the floor and eat the Oreos off the floor like an animal you piece of [ __ ] the wait what what what what why why was that last part necessary since we're having a baby in a couple of months the Discord is discussing parenting life acts give your baby a dollar immediately after birth before they receive their social security number when they receive their social security their value is reset automatically to zero now take back that dollar baby now has negative value the Social Security buffer can't handle a negative number so it immediately flips it around to the highest 32-bit integer letting your baby start life with that amount of money why did the prisoner choose the bread instead of the key if you know the answer you're a philosopher uh guess I'm not a philosopher [ __ ] why not I wish I was a philosopher I I actually think it's because people prefer short-term satisfaction over long-term satisfaction or this guy is just a foodie and he just doesn't care about being trapped or maybe he isn't trapped and the perspective we're seeing it from is hell and he's in heaven like he's in the good side and we're in the bad side I don't think there is any answer I think it's just interpretation right this is pretty much a reflection of how your brain thinks if you find a her in your food heavily salt it before sending it back to the kitchen to make sure you got a new order if you ever get a flat tire take a picture of it on your phone for future reference you can use it for a valid excuse I mean this just seems like stuff like this will come back to bite you in the ass I kind of believe in karma I don't know man stop buying Tomatoes here's how to grow an endless supply of tomatoes right at home for some reason I definitely thought this was going to be one of those infinite chocolate things or like some really weird trick involved literally it's just put the tomatoes in some dirt and they R to more Tomatoes which like yeah that is how plants work but I don't know if it's a life hack Don't plant more than one slice my mom only planted one and ended up with 62 plants and over 500 Tomatoes This Life Hack is too powerful you will literally get an endless supply grocery stores hate him local man discovers gardening add a touch of life to your outfit by tying your hair back with a very tiny snake a must he this season little snakes okay I'm terrified of spiders but how are you scared of snakes how are people scared of snakes what are you scared about with snakes most of them are harmless I think I I'm not an expert I guess you could say the same about spiders though couldn't you this got me unstuck two times in the last 12 hours stuck in the snow on your travels take your floormat from the car and place them under the wheels to get traction I had to read this at work today and it's the funniest thing ever to all employees it has been brought to the Management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees du you to complain s from some of the easily offended workers this conduct will no longer be tolerated the management does however realize the importance of each person being able to properly Express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees therefore the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue old phrase versus new phrase we're just going to pick a random one what the [ __ ] is equal to interesting Behavior a good way to find out if you're truly old is to fall in the street if people laugh you're still young and if they rush to help you you're old does anyone else get really embarrassed when they fall off or like fall off a bike or even trip over in public I genuinely feel like I've just been caught I don't know taking a [ __ ] naked like I'm so embarrassed it's like yeah don't look at me I'm in shame maybe that was the wrong comparison but I think you get the point right I like I like I like actually cringe at myself when I fall over I remember I was on my bike driving to the shops it was at night and I completely just I tried going up the curb cuz I thought I was quite experienced in biking and I wasn't and I fell thank God no one saw but the four it the fall wasn't painful it hurt more mentally recently created a second Discord profile recently setting it up with a female Persona pretend it's a real person and talk to it like it's my girlfriend I take turns swapping between profiles to respond to myself can go hours at a time have started forming a proper relationship with myself and can actually see her as a person can actually formulate thoughts and a personality I adopt when talking as her have begun to miss her whenever I'm at work what does it mean Bros should I keep this up I've been way happier since I found her I guess the only thing I've done in comparison to this which I mean this is good this is actually good advice what you can do uh create like a notes thing on your phone or whatever you use Discord or Channel and talk to yourself in the future so tomorrow you teenagers today I'm going to teach you how to make your parents stop smoking one get close to them when they are smoking so that you can breathe in the Smoke get lung cancer when you're on your deathbed make sure your last words to your parents are this is all your fault Dian Prophet how do you know they'll stop smoking though

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Published: Fri Feb 16 2024