[Full stream] - Drunk 🅱ikmin [Part 1]

[Music] [Music] you [Music] [Music] hey everybody it's me perfectly a perfectly fine normal grapefruit there's nothing unusual about me right now at all hi hi hi [Music] is my voice coming through okay as always I would love to hear about it if any of the levels are bad the music or the sound levels I mean and once I start the game please let me know if the balance is off because I want to be good for videos all right [Music] doh well we're here today to play some Bickman I thought today I would spice it up a little bit I'm gonna go back to the old drinking game formula I wasn't really sure what like the qualifier would be for when I take a shot so I think I'm just gonna do it every time I like hurt in any way any sort of pain that's a shot I've got some Malibu here that's the sound of it I slap the bottle hold on I'm actually gonna lower the mic volume a little bit because it's maxing out you know I'll just lower the audio of other things - is that good LLL up that's my voice all right let's turn this off before I do anything else one shot per treasure collected no thanks okay tan-tan-tan-tan let's move everything to the front sorry I'm setting up in OBS Oh God that's a new one it didn't show that last time you know what I think actually straight away that's a shot I'm already feeling it I didn't think it would happen this fast oh yeah this is spiced rum by the way that's it's festive because it's the day after Christmas all right and I've got I've got some cran-raspberry no good okay I didn't measure that at all that was if not if not one shot it was more Oh God really the demo screen is just the intro okay oh yeah I hope you guys are ready for some very slow progress tonight if if anything actually backward progress will be made okay okay 12 oh but okay all right take two there's some pain hold on sorry let's take a sip for technical errors all right let's try this again Wow oh yeah oh yeah all right a frog land I didn't even notice that last time because this always been frog land welcome to frog land USA okay oh not used to that yet gotta like react l'm eight I forget what we even need to do I might just go scout around with the blue boys hey look all these waluigi woggs get likes up the ass how about how about some thumbs up for our boys in blue you like that you like that 2016 meme didn't think you were gonna see that before 2018 did you thought it was gonna be a long time I wonder if I wonder why the frogs jumped all weird last stream they jump super high and they're just not doing that anymore alright oh yeah there was a treasure here that I freed up but did not collect that's a start yeah they just seemed to jump normally now all right we're getting plenty of loot - okay what even is this one says ooh is that like ragout is that a is that a ragout parody in the year of our Lord 2017 I'm talking about the year a lot what's with that oh wow who killed this poor frog with me I hold no illusions I'll eat the leafy boy for later you can really see Shigeru Miyamoto's original vision for this game coming through [Music] oh yeah frog corpses you know for kids friendly reminder that it's not part of the mod that we cannibalized enemy corpses that's part of the original game that's a feature [Music] we're gonna get so many blue boys and then we're gonna be able to go into that that tough cave oh yeah I can also go kill that thing that's got an item right or it's got like a treasure wow wow [Music] bottoms up uh that's shot worthy oh oh damn I should do that more often so these are these guys changed they seemed different but I might just be unobservant I don't remember them being like vibrant pink and purple all right slug boy never best thing makes like a cow noise can we hear that actually hold on Joey play the Cowboys play the Cowboys this thing makes there we go that was worth demonstrating it wonderful Oh God did you see that like puddle of pepto-bismol that just like dissipated when that thing died that's gross Oh more frogs wait a minute oh right I was like how am I supposed to get yellow pikmin here but I think I remember there's a bridge boy Oh God that icon that's really something that's art Oh yeah Bui I can lake mine yeah that's what that is oh yeah you just broke 300 that's how many Spartans their word and Pikmin are essentially Spartan warriors all right hey we we've got some treasure today that counts as progress can't I just go around here seem to remember I wasted a bunch of time Oh a wall and a leafy boy oh he's dead now that's no good that felt mean someone says where is Scoob zero suit Fox ate him thick lads kitchen huh I'll need a bunch of yellows for that [Music] jeez there really isn't much else to do while this walls getting broken down I'll explore hmm okay untitled I'll do it when there's a pausing point Wow the you know the mr. incredible band works pretty well on the red onion but on the blue and yellow ones it just looks tacky ooh that was the victory sound [Music] oh good I'm really glad these toad abominations are like obscured by water Oh God never mind you can see their faces when they die get him mob it boys all right here it is hell hell itself ship you don't got no bones except that you're also a dog which definitely has bones and also Rosalina which definitely has bones I don't know what you're on about ship Wow Kolak ass'll oh no I I'm not gonna go in there quite yet I think I might do submerged Castle tomorrow are these these all flower boys now that would be pretty nice can we solve this puzzle before the day ends oh can I even get up there mmm okay so I can stand here mmm oh god damn it can i oh there we go beautiful and then [Music] oh I can't handle this right now I'm not smart enough no nope that's what I wanted okay no I you know what this is a this is a foregone conclusion I've actually just received Intel from a insider on the development scene for this game that there's an update so I think between days I'm going to change it out for that version it might be a slight amount of wait time for the thing to download but apparently there are some semi significant changes will kill this abomination as our last act of the day because it does not deserve to live let's just be clear about that outright yeah yeah I can feel the nature okay hold on just a minute guys I'll be right back [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you get it out of here that old version we don't use that anymore in civilized society we use this version now the real version Oh God Oh probably the best intro to this game of all the versions it really isn't the stream if I don't have to reset the game at least a couple of times all right so things have been fixed or changed very slightly who knows Oh God Rosa looks super up there okay not anymore but she was like doing a Crouch animation oh good god wow what the there he is what a legend Scoob returns is he like undead what's with the wings he's a paratrooper well good to have you back Scoob we're gonna go into the worst cave in this game now oh yeah oh yeah Scoob counts his pain we're taking a shot straight away oh yeah did I did I say oh yeah I meant Oh No Paris Scoob there we go that works all right oh hello none of that yeah we're going to the submerged castle which I can only imagine it's just a thousand times worse and it was already pretty horrible in the original game and by that I mean it was like you know genuinely cool and different but like also submerged Castle can go suck it dick it can probably go eat ass suck a dick and sell drugs I don't know why I'm letting this one guy carry it back he just decided to pick it up and who would I be to take that from him that little victory you know that's really what it's all about I'm gonna pour a little more alcohol okay that was a lot more alcohol but you know we'll take it in sips see what happens when you don't pick up the corpses they reincarnate alright I really don't wanna but I'm gonna all right Oh Oh God oh wow their Pepsi dudes this really is a cola cavern all right so the thing you got to do here is there's all these fire dudes oh right these things constantly shoot fire now they never stop that's so mean how am I supposed to even like get around all right so you gotta lure these guys into the water oh god they're so vicious though they're savage AF oh that hurt me just to say that I think that's a drink right there yeah that's a drink for sure [Music] what the is that I mean like okay besides bait oh nice one of the updates is that it doesn't just play the Mario Galaxy star fanfare over and over again there it is however pretty awful okay what are you oh it's a super speedy fire enemy good no please don't burn no no flames no flames by Oh God dominatrix Luigi looming like a demon okay no no fire no fire minimal amounts of fire oh the flame never stops burning it's like kind of poetic in Dark Souls but it's a pain in the ass in this game okay there's a wheel over here oh just got to find the exit the Smeg sit there it is oh no that one texture in particular Oh No okay we haven't encountered it yet but we will soon enough Oh ah I okay that's another crash I'm gonna take just another little a little drinky here tiny bit I'm mixing cran resin to it because otherwise I'll just die just straight up okay so let's attempt this once more someone in chat says gray please say Bickman I just did but I'll give you a two-for-one deal they come in you like that yeah I bet you like that all right that's gonna work now please course not oh all right all right let's take another another drink and then I'll be right back guys with a game that works maybe you okay so that cave doesn't work apparently the updaters are working fervently no doubt on fixing it I'm gonna try a different cave oh no that one was extra horrifying I'm gonna take another drink for that yep oh man oh oh it's saved there it Otto saved all right well mm-hmm be right back for the 10 millionth time you um did someone say super smash brothers melee my favorite game ever as you know the game that started everything on my channel I'll everything to melee 1 player mode versus mode let's see here I still not have a net place setup let's kill some events hold on I thought I had these oh hold on let's let's see let's see what I can do let's see my true my my tool assisted speedrun skills I bet I'm gonna get a new world record yeah yeah yeah that was a new world record right there it's not even done and I know there was one right here oh there we go beautiful a new record he said it it's a new world record alright alright look guys I didn't decide for the hack to stop working you gotta make do with what you got you got to look at yourself and you got to say what do I want to do today do I want to play video games I don't want to sit around not playing video games oh I think the answer is obvious one of these days I'm gonna get through Captain Falcon stage yeah I'm an expert you heard it here first Oh you heard it here first and this is probably also the last place you'll hear it oh my god I literally can't even get up there there we go easy easiest game I've ever played in my life no no please oh oh my lord probably the easiest game anyone's ever played we're gonna play the best character in my life oh yeah yeah hmm hmm that shouldn't happen I feel like that should not be a thing oh no I cannot oh that is not the way I hit the direction stick at all I did that right one not the left is this like am i or is this like unreasonable for like a casual play like how am I supposed to get that one I'm sure there's a way oh can I like no I now have a grudge that I hit right again why'd the ball go left oh right I can just use that move that hits everything every time I figure something out it's always the second after I get tagged in like 10 million things saying use up booth oh yeah oh yeah this this is shaping up to be a world record too oh my god this is please please it's like controlling Pikachu's final smash there we go yeah that felt nice casual game you made Miyamoto or even is the last one 'we hecan't up there oh there's many more never mind oh yeah yo I'm gonna be able to actually like hit some with mess crazy I broke those targets dude pew pew I said there we go oh I hit the jump button right but I did not jump [Music] oh yeah what are these what the do those hurt me oh yes they do okay Wow pew okay okay yeah let's see here who's the best character in the game it's Donkey Kong oh I get it his levels like Donkey Kong hmm if oh yeah friendly reminder to people playing that I literally don't play this game I haven't played this game since my last stream of it which was the first time I had played it in like ten years so reminder that I'm still the person that you subscribed to and not some unrelated melee player now just because I'm playing melee oh yeah [Applause] oh that was not what I was supposed to do how do I get this guy Oh Oh there's a platform here beautiful hmm hmm it really feels like sometimes when you jump in this game you don't jump like when you press that big curvy X button it's just it's just asking you to press it really it doesn't happen oh yeah [Applause] oh yeah boom bop pow where where are more things Oh oh yeah so that's how that move works in this game oh yes so you go straight down can you move there but sir it's just swoosh yeah yeah that looked like it should have hit neither of those nice good game let's use that aerial side B that does so much yeah I know it's kind of cliched for me to play the best character in the game um wow I'm sorry it keeps throwing me off how little directional influence you have there it's really blowing me away how bad Kirby is in melee boom boom you can't even snap to ledge from that this game for babies boom boom got him with the best move in the game [Applause] oh sorry I've been checking messages kind of want to see if I can stream the stream that I was going to stream tonight crazy right now peach meanwhile easiest character in the game unbelievable a cha indeed oh um okay cool that's I did not press the a button but it was pressed by something in the universe that day and pitched it a neutral air Wow it happened again not really sure what's going on with that there's a phantom in my house pressing a buttons left and right is that a surface that looks like one of those walls I've read about in my books hmm [Music] beautiful under a minute that's a world record [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] got him got him got him I said got him that's it that's a new world record right there people alike change the title to melee this isn't a melee stream I'm literally doing this to kill time because the actual game literally doesn't work I need you guys to understand eventually someday someday it's got a it's got to get through to you I people are like but we want it I want it too guys it's my stream i quite like it too if it was in if it was under my control trust me we'd be we'd be going straight away guys you can you can count on me Oh I'm gonna mess up on that last one down there I just know it oh my god yeah having absolutely no move buffering really throws you off after being used to it for so long it just makes everything feel super sticky like I'm literally just trying to jump up to the top part here and I can't do it [Music] [Applause] I like the chic isn't even on the character select screen she's top-tier students fires still work the same yeah can we oh we can't family maybe he's got someone fixing it right now that's that is what that what is happening I'm talking with I've been like talking with the developer this whole time I hate to just like cancel the stream partially because I'm pretty drunk right now but I might we might have to just suspend it for another time I got plenty of free time in the next few days and I can just take the time I would have spent streaming to edit but uh that is something of a pain in a dick [Music] [Music] I hope this good ass video game music is keeping you going giving you the needed strength whoo sorry guys all right the fix is on the way guys I don't know what I was even planning on there I had no plan all I saw was that target in my mind that was the only thing for me oh I might have to like bomb jump and I I don't know how to do that in melee I can do that in like Metroid games but is it the same in melee oh nevermind there's a platform down oh yeah can I get some Hecky as in the chat [Music] [Music] someone says is your name Jacob my name is Jacob that was the probably the dickish thickest way of saying that I could have just been like yeah yeah my name is Jacob nice to meet you but no no I had to be a sassy about it [Music] well Stephen is in melee does the scheme have like a fighting like a versus mode hold on ooh cruel melee I'm gonna get far in this this is a good idea all right how hard can it be let's uh let's do something else let's do something that isn't that alright that sound okay I'm gonna be ten men Oh what oh they're like hella weak put the hell you just gotta hit him like once [Applause] 9 we got to kill this last one with a 9 dude it's the only way oh they're just rolling back and forth and doing Zelda F tilts wow this is the worst that is a horrible game mode the AI is just annoying and then they die in one hit to like most moves I understand here up tilting why you're just rolling there we go easy [Applause] all right 100 man Mele how hard can that be right I get what five stocks one star okay well just kidding we can just stand here and up till come on just try to approach I dare you do it make your move I got a flag I'm not afraid to use it they don't even want to approach this is what a perfect tas bot looks like get out of here Wow back here everything kills except that turtle shell that did literally nothing also I don't know what a turtle is but I just said that word I wanted oh I was gonna say I wanted that triple mare we got it we got it [Applause] this is a good item this will get him it actually will that's the funny part Oh triple kill on an up tilt that's the first time that's ever happened is game and watch in any universe [Music] this is easy I could do this all day I could probably not actually do this all day get the fan out of here it's like actually the worst item huh I just almost died it's a random Sakurai oh no punches my weakness I just up B up B kills them but not up there it's one of those fixing knock-back moves I've read about in my books Wow this game sure is a masterpiece oh no I'm actually probably gonna die regardless pretty soon oh man okay I called that I was gonna die I didn't think it was gonna be the battlefield ledges all right I'm getting news from a confidential source that downloads ready so it should just be another ten years and then we'll be ready oof thank you all for being patient you're the ones that survived you're survivors and they're a dying breed yeah I'm just waiting for a file to download Super Smash Brothers all right try number 372 hopefully it works this time here we go look it works it's a miracle now I get to suffer oh is that was that a squid sister I just saw with my own eyes oh no I see a chunga's Kong - oh oh no this is all very bad news oh those are the guys that drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole crowd goes etc he opens his mouth but etc won't come out all right oh that looks natural natural reaction for fungus Kong crumb Bastogne Christmas cone oh it's Boldman the best part of this game Wow everyone's racist oh yeah we killed its mom so now we get control over the kids right oh no oh no that was real bad chunky Kong Oh oh it's the dice man the dice man cometh okay eat my ass chunky Kong [Music] but oh that one guy had a death wish geez I just would really love it if you died yeah Oh even makes chimp sounds when he's down that's gross I deemed this gross Oh rigor mortis setting in immediately all right pretty good amount of not fire in this floor particularly let's just tap away of this oh yeah let's see there's other treasure here right oh yeah there's like a donut thing okay it's not a donut thing it's just a donut it's behind here while this is happening I'm taking a drink for chunky Kong ah the flavour what is this there's a whole nother level down here no I remember this this is part of the cave this was like a cool atmospheric moment in the game but in this hack it's just it's ruined by Guy Fieri oh god he's deformed all right can we get all the Bix to come up in in this thing yeah everybody here did we count heads everybody got a buddy oh no I'm slippin and slidin [Music] God left what is this I think this is supposed to be a doughnut but it's definitely not it's a doughnut I don't think I'm gonna try to get like all the treasure but I'm gonna try to get like a healthy amount you know because I want to get to 100% trash density or whatever 100 percent of debt cleared someone in chat says jelly doughnuts are my favorite this one I hate to break it to you but it's got nothing in it it's a sad sad day no jelly doughnut TFW oh oh oh that's not me making that sound that is the water race um no no no it's the Pepsi now oh it's right there no you oh no no no no no oh Pepsi man it's Murray or Kali or what I don't play splatoon dude who plays splatoon oh we're so close with this we just got to bring it in the water Wraith is doing here the soda Wraith is distracted [Music] wooden cake that is what that is okay we got to get out of here mmm I don't like it I don't like it one bit Oh get them out of here all right the soda Wraith is worth a drink as well let's just pour two shots [Music] does this mean that the water Wraith is gonna sorry the pepsi Wraith is gonna be in every okay it's only once you take like five minutes or whatever right I'm really glad it does not follow you instantly [Music] all right lots of good ol electricity Oh when's he coming down oh there we go oh my god they're going into space never to return there but for the grace of God go they true pioneers oh good god oh no oh no what is that it's another inkling no stop it I hate you I hate everything why is that frog not dead I've been hitting it for like a minute and it's had like a tiny sliver of hope and now my health is gonna be beeping the entire time oh stop oh that was a mama bulb men hmm more Wario heads that's bad these guys don't zap the water do they alright piece of cake when they're on their own gonna open this up because if the Pepsi rate shows up I'm done for how come is it only only certain Pigman attached to that good I'm really glad that my Pikmin are not dying Oh No no no no get away from there get away from there get away from there I did not tell them to do that oh is that what happens when when one of the guys dies all right well look we got basically mostly Boldman right now which means I'm invincible I might as well just kill off all my blue Pikmin and just become the god that I know that I am also I can only take one hit I'm Louie like it's time to stop caring about my blue Pikmin Oh No oh no oh my god that was so mean is that is that in the original cave set a thing I feel like that's just not a thing in some caves there are bombs that just randomly fall but this one [Music] oh my god oh my god really really okay uh uh guess I get to lose then because the game rolled a dice and I lost uh cool well that's about it I can't I mean I can't do anything now anything will take way too long and the water rate will show up so I guess I'll just leave right can we leave the cave [Music] okay cool oh I don't think I've ever died in a cave before I didn't even know I guess it makes sense that you lose all your stuff okay well I guess I have to just run through that entire sublevel as a Lamar and Louie because bringing Pikmin along with me killed all of my Pikmin all right well I got to get more blue Pikmin back what how are these guys injured I just started this day [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh yeah yeah that looks nice that looks natural God meant for this to happen oh that actually gave us a lot of dicks ah they're doing the thing again I think that was part of the update they do that it's so hard to know when they're gonna or where they're gonna come down Oh No I tried to like anticipate when you would be there it didn't work out there we go you see that that was a strat I like the enemy music comes back in for like a second and then goes away every time he jumps the magic of video games look me dying in that cave was my fault for thinking I could just walk in a video game I mean come on where is he perfect frame perfect did you see that no pikmin lost uh-oh no Pikmin lost I'm a probe got him look I get it you're tired of pigment you're tired of everything being related to Pikmin this is not Pikmin I mean if I was trying to milk a really repetitive franchise like Alfred does you could call this not Pikmin I'm always like really embarrassed by how much I know about like other youtubers I feel like you're supposed to be a certain level of aloof in this position and I just don't do that [Music] let's see if there's other things we can kill actually it's probably something behind the start area here that I can kill and get some stuff from some dudes you know some guys yeah I can kill this cow guy again [Music] Oh get him his but it is bull board beautiful maximum efficiency that's my middle name those are my middle names hmmm I don't wanna I don't walk no ha get it get it can I get him out of there without drinking any of that nectar that would be nice I would like that a lot yeah we're gonna get so many Bicks from this [Music] yeah yeah give them to me [Music] oh yeah we got that hundred Pikmin again Oh is my cursor on the screen sorry all right where's that nectar where's that Galt are oh yeah look at all that juice heck yeah alright now know what I don't even remember where the cave is oh it's way the hell over there might even be gonna be able to get there by not herb by nighttime damn I wish I had that bridge built I could probably get to the thing in time you know the hole the crevasse yeah for sure get out of here leafy you're not relevant anymore don't you think about it don't you blow on my dudes all right who's up for hell round two let's take another swig here for good measure blend a little left okay so we can't kill these things right Oh what oh so I can hit one once and then my Pikmin catch on fire nice gonna try to be more careful this time oh no oh yeah I probably should have not gone on gone in with a hundred blue Pikmin Oh there's new treasure oh wait this is the same treasure I lost all the stuff that I had collected previously right it's all coming back to me now it's alright I know how to do everything faster now we'll never have to deal with the water rate there the soda Wraith or the Cola rate for the Pepsi rate or whatever this is a crowded hallway this is an awkward encounter for all of these Pikmin [Music] [Music] is flavortown actually something that Guy Fieri has said or is it just a meme seems like something that no human being would ever actually say you know I left a pic behind we can't have that flavortown USA people are saying yes that is a thing he says frequently that is inspiration for me to drink more da-da-da-da-da [Music] okay let's watch out for crunky Kong here okay great great literally the vast majority of my Pikmin I'm gonna say if scum I have literally no shame in safes coming right now that that was unreasonable I didn't know the bomb could just get thrown over the wall there you kidding me [Music] no shame you guys have better get used to the save scumming cuz I feel like I'm gonna fall back back on that a lot I'm gonna fall buh-buh-buh-buh-buh he said eloquently and now crunky Kong is nowhere to be seen did he leave where is he it's just a horrifying squid sister abomination its krumping guys look at that this is art [Music] [Music] all more like 88 of them yeah whatever dude everybody knew what I meant you knew what I meant you didn't have to say that but you did [Music] [Music] alright I'm not even gonna get the the wood wheel dude I don't need it where is chunky Kong with slick stressing me out is he hiding somewhere is he waiting he's just disappeared did restarting the game make the game easier hold on I I kind of almost want to kill off some blue Pikmin so that I can get Boldman on the next floor I was I kind of like intentionally recklessly just walked into those other enemies but they didn't kill a single one of my picks so sad somebody in chat says should make a giant ass sandwich and just send it to grey fruit I mean I'm down I'm real down I'm the down sziasztok i I've ever met let me rephrase that [Music] Oh whites Quitman [Music] okay let's just walk away from this guy did it spawn me oh right it spawns you on like different parts of floors just like randomly right that's a thing right I'm not losing my mind [Music] this music is like subtly depressing me [Music] all right get him out of here get him out of my swamp yeah not even close oh it's an mmm your eat eat some of them please what even is this one is this altered erotic arouser I'm not like educated enough to know what this is a joke about there we go there's some dead Pikmin oh good yeah I needed to see that animation XD well now all right there now we'll get some bulb min next round oh right I got white Pikmin now whoops I already went this way I should probably hurry up cuz that Pepsi rate is probably on its way I is that the exit no that's another flower we should probably be looking for the exit at this point I do not wish to die under a Pepsi can today okay this is another treasure but it looks interesting so we're going to collect it and this is an easy enough wall we're fine everything's fine wow that's really something Oh No Oh close too close [Music] you carry it across oh okay or you could do that I have no idea how much time has passed so that rate is probably on its way okay Oh phew I thought that was the water race starting cutscene ah ah succulent no okay um where the hell where the hell do I go what do I do oh it looked even sillier from that angle Oh what oh that's the sound of the water rate I'm gonna get out of here ASAP a FAP as fast as possible [Music] okay there it is nice it's okay we can beat this before the water Wraith comes by it's fine everything's fine I'm fine fear shot I might be close to the exit off the freeway to the side of drinks town USA get back here let me kill this other one Oh No Oh No stop stop oh my god Oh save scum number two it'd be nice if there was like a tiny amount of space around the onion where you're safe but I guess we'd all like a lot of things wouldn't we I have absolutely no shame in scumming this game whatsoever okay are they safe are my boys safe no of course not why would they be safe absolutely beautiful alright you know we're just gonna take it easy here we're just gonna play it cool and and nothing's gonna go wrong take my my trusty squad boom in oh no oh no look at the pain on his face I'm feeling surrogate pain for this blue Pikmin so I'm gonna move my mouse off the screen and then take a drink Lilla ba ba ba ba all right toxic squad okay yeah we're gonna do this so all the literal random bombs okay well as I said literal random bombs will get those bold men back though chunky looming ominously in the distance get the hell away from me chunky cone oh no oh no there's another one okay I forgot this place is random death I might I might have myself here come on chunky Kong come over here walk this way Oh Wow he is just not listening to me Oh battery okay good death again cool well I guess I get to restart again isn't this a fun game [Music] [Music] all right what do we got this time I'm just gonna run around and make all the all the bombs drop okay well that hit me but I'm fine come on you're the lesser of the squid sisters let's just get this over with [Music] Oh get the away from me okay BOM I'm walking all around this thing no bomb right I am reading chat I never get it when people are like read chat I literally do that and respond to chat all the time I have it open we usually when I don't respond to something it's because it's not really something that I would like to respond to no bombs any bombs okay yeah great great cool great great yeah fun [Music] haven't you always wanted to play a video game only just randomly the game kills you every once in a while alright I'm gonna go explore every every little Avenue apparently a bomb can spawn just about anywhere oh nice bugs bombs battlestar galactica Oh get out of here are the enemies harder or am I just like worse so I feel like I used to be able to run away from these guys before taking in a hit oh that's me why am I here in this one random corner oh no okay well actually you can eat those I'm fine with that just give me better ones Aaron sucks at video games I beat this game when I was an infant alright chunky Kong stop it with your relative ease okay [Music] [Music] stop okay [Music] shim ping loud chipping in the background [Music] hey I'm gum I'm Forrest Gump and we're the Gump's Oh all right I know now not to proceed with my Pikmin because bombs randomly happen oh yeah ah it never gets easier to look at that that metamorphosis happening stop it stop it don't you dare oh you get out of my house chunky Kong all right bombs bombs drop it anywhere yeah get it all out of your system game okay get all the out of there so I can deal with it and move on okay we ran away from that guy in time oh my god they really hunt you down I I just I just so remember being able to outrun those guys [Music] bugs nah nectar finally hey guys look I got some good luck hmm all right putting these putting these guys to rest because I know that could just be an errant bomb but also I have no idea where the exit is oh it's over here oh there's a gold boy a hole yeah yeah I love the bombs big fan of the bombs oh okay well the water Wraith is here or the soda Wraith or whatever all and I need Pikmin to open the door so ha ha okay okay all right we got to cut our losses the white Pikmin they're done with no more white pigment oh good more bombs oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah that's that good that's that should I do like okay hurry it up hurry it up guys okay yeah not even close not even remotely close huh not even remotely close final floor oh you okay okay it won't come down immediately but there are frogs oh they bounce what these frogs are always surprising me why do they bounce now oh hey didn't see you there alright is there a time limit on this floor I don't think there is but I can't be sure I just want this possibility to be open to me oh yeah bugs makes sense oh yeah some more bugs yeah that works out that checks out third time's the charm more bugs you [Music] all right yeah this is what we need [Music] purples kill this guy they him up I should her to think what that's even gonna look like on this new water Wraith abomination do we like or hate chugga here we think for ourselves here buddy we're a bunch of individuals here [Music] okay that's the arena how about this I want to can I like hide all my blue Pikmin somewhere where the water wreath won't get to him like behind this the water rights can't get behind here right that would be silly [Music] putting Louie over here too just in case I know I got one blue Pikmin he's gonna he's gonna tag along he's here for the ride okay get him get him get him yeah oh that looked good not broken at all oh the shudder okay huh huh that was way too close Oh God you can like see the water rates silhouette underneath Callie I don't like it not one bit no sir okay all right that was a few Purple's we're fine we got more oh um you know what it was stupid of me to leave behind my blue Bix I'm gonna go get them they're gonna make this a lot easier okay oh oh oh uh was this was this a series of bad ideas all rolled into one I think so all right come over here mm okay okay we're fine this is working out decently well oh yeah okay I'm good I'm good at the game I'm good at life oh it looks so bad it's like deformed okay okay we're fine everything's fine Oh get him out of here yeah it's dead right shee-it yeah oh oh no oh God I forgot about this part oh no I forgot it has a it has multiple thing hmm yeah yeah that looks good this is what Nintendo wanted hmm Oh what I didn't kill it though it had a lot of it had a lot of health oh I was mashing d-pad and used the salty spray is it it's not gonna be able to take damage though I got a stun it with porks first I thought I killed it there for a second I was like what okay perps please I'm just glad it can't kill things anymore oh wow wait what's what's going on the the purple stun it yeah hmm yeah okay what is even the point of this last part if it can't hurt anything it's just a pain in the ass oh my god it keeps flailing like every second and my Pikmin can't attack it when it's flailing fun put put so many quotation marks on that Joey Joey Bonzo ladies and gentlemen got him and it's as easy as that ladies and gentlemen Oh Hank please don't is this the one where you can like use your whistle to call Pikmin out of the ground or whatever I remember that was a megaphone sort of thing or it was like a speaker some like that well and it's just a tunnel of nightmares good lord what is that on the on the tippy tip of it what the is that oh nice so we got the thing hey I beat the cave the scary one got him Oh God those gross I'm sorry guys I'm sorry you had to hear that it just happened all right well I'm alive probably we really don't have much time to do anything else yeah I've been streaming a long time because for like most of the stream this game didn't work should I stop should I pick it up another time let me know in the comments I'm sort of feeling like stopping okay okay well do I'm gonna do the other cave that's here too then and then I'm gonna go people are saying to say something funny I can't think of anything guys I don't think I've ever said anything funny in my whole life oh god those frogs I feel like they should have got me I feel like they won that exchange but the gist the game decided not oh yeah [Music] all right um wait what furry porn and dabbing yeah that sounds about right oh man all right let's check out the piccolo pedia super quick just so fast guys we got these dudes my tit Wow oh that's a new graphic good lord oh Jesus kill them please that is about my reaction chunky Kong Oh God that does not look like he's lifting that with relative ease that looks like it's taking all of his might to lift it oh look at him oscillate Wow fun at carnivals good to know move boy stur are there supposed to be five of these guys off why does it have an onion on its tail yeah I couldn't tell you it's a mystery it's an enigma wrapped in shadows a lihue wok bar please don't oh wow the volatile boy Wow is it just gone hold on once this guy blows up does it just like disappear from Wikipedia it's gone forever guys man segmented conch stir squid Bob oh no oh no I haven't seen these guys around what the I don't recognize that at all why is that in the pickle pedia what the hell Wow oh my lord lesser Italian snag RIT Oh God Oh God I didn't even notice the head isn't even like attached to it that I'm taking hold on I got to take a few drinks for this I got a mason jar here that I've been drinking out of I've been pouring my mixer stuff into it the cranberry is helping me survive Oh ah man funky longlegs oh it's got funky on its legs I've even notice hold on guys I'm sorry I'm feeling oh just the tiniest bit puking just ever so pukey well I'm just gonna I'm just gonna sit by my garbage can real quick here for a second okay I'm okay I'm alright guys I mean I think I listen to this this is a professional sip of water I'm all fine now I'm good Pepsi Wraiths sweet baby Jesus I'm so glad this thing is dead it deserves to be dead Wow beep Asst Wow Wow incroyable Wow I saw a lot of words in there like ball sack and and I I just don't need that in my life all right let's do one more cave gee shaggy you call this a cave no I call it a cave sheesh a you call this a big heavy stove somebody asks if the hack is available for download it is anyone can have it if you have dolphin emulator and a computer that can run it all right so I seem to remember I made a mistake doing this part in Pikmin 1 oh there isn't even a part there what is this bit just pointless oh it isn't it's not pointless it's a different puzzle it's good game design guys come on any day now guys would be great okay how do we how do we do this without losing Pikmin I guess we can just do that right that nobody's gonna fall in the water nobody's gonna die today guys yeah Oh [Music] Oh No is this I forget if that's another cave or if that's a thing to like lower the water level I think it's a thing to lower the water level pretty sure like eighty percent sure [Music] get out of here every time with this dude always trouble always trouble in my bubble stop it get some help [Music] uh wait am I going to like the completely wrong part of this yeah yeah I am that's good whatever is it safe whatever I'm gonna take a quick peek at this just to remind myself what pigment I need for this I just need yellows I just gotta get a lot of yellow fellas then blow them up up up up up up up up up up I like I like scoob's wings that's a good that's a good addition [Music] [Music] Oh oh yeah oh yeah is this a new whole time to find out I don't think it is I think submerged Castle is the only one no never mind oh no wait okay good it drained we good it's all good achill in the hood ickle cow room no thanks I don't even want to know [Music] [Music] hold on we got a we got to build the numbers of yellow guys we gotta prioritize the yellow guys can get back safely right they won't just walk into water as they've been known to do in previous iterations [Music] Oh Oh it cleared out all this water nice I like that [Music] come on come on die there we go beautiful that's the sort of you want yeah I'm giving boon pellets to yellows cuz I need yellow pikmin buddy I'm gonna be like maybe the 10:1 can go over blues but like come on don't uh don't don't insult my intelligence I know what I'm doing I've played the game before I'm just not like a speedrunner guys I am NOT nude right now I'm sorry I'm wearing clothes and a robe actually over the clothes it's a little gay all right cow room I've decided the cow room is our next destination because I'm actually kind of curious what cow room even means are there cows ah sorry I just came that's what that was that was me coming I hate to be inappropriate but it was the truth our wait hold on [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] okay the crew is here I have accrued a crew let's go cow room Moo trademark all right cow room let's go Oh Oh what is that I don't even I have no idea [Music] stop get some help okay what what is that hold on hold the phone what is it it's a masterpiece I guess I'm gonna look at the piccola pedia later and see what even those things up Oh Oh No we lost our boy mmm oh yeah get that suck [Music] suck the juice I'm gonna go Scout on my own because I know random falls from the sky in this game okay so we got an abyss Watchers helmet here and the entrance right here exit sorry I was only half right I have yet to see a single cow [Music] Oh this is some pretty enchanting music not gonna lie look at this guy he's really grinding his teeth that can't be good for you dude you should see a dentist after that there's me again that's all that was behind this wall was just a a shitty picture of me Oh random boulders the best part of any game [Music] Oh [Music] oh yeah yeah um we've already had poison Pikmin before Oh was that during a day that I save scum I think I might have been him during a save scum time saves come [Music] Oh rocks watch for falling rock Oh jelly man I forgot about these ones these things are up kill him kill him kill him in djaro all good bugs why wouldn't it be bugs [Music] it's okay guys I got the mega whistle now I'm unstoppable and there's no time limit on these caves so I don't have to I don't have to hurry for fear of the Pepsi Ray what is this door stuck that's a phrase I've heard but I don't know what it means [Music] oh oh oh I didn't notice there was poison there stop it okay yeah door stuck that's the sequel to Homestuck right [Music] I would love it if I just never had to think about Homestuck again for the entire rest of my life oh man I'm dizzy guys when I leaned back my head those flips simple flips [Music] proof of giant sodomy that is proof definitively stuck home syndrome think about it where's the exit I gotta get out of here no do not suck my boys what a nice jelly boy don't suck don't suck no he sucked oh no just kill him die yeah get my boys back yeah suck machine broke Oh No Oh No there was a wah I was not expecting the wah oh and of course bugs yeah why wouldn't it be bugs bugs always [Music] oh is that gonna kill a bunch of boys [Music] suck beautiful that was worth it for the bugs in the Wario oh man another one of these good news can I just run past everything please no don't suck no stop oh my god I don't remember how all the enemies work guys I'm sorry I just don't it just does not happen [Music] [Music] let's just let's just leave I just want to go please just let me die Oh no no suck not today boy are we gonna finally meet some cows oh wow I thought that was one of the leaf enemies I severely overestimated this game of course of course [Music] um so wait how do i how do I leave this area it's oh okay there's a pipe here I was gonna say is there just nothing oh good to fight yes they don't give me juice though oh there's some juice hell yeah aren't these like you toss in one and you get five or ten or whatever yeah I like those ones those are my favorite ones this is just a nice pleasant little cow hole nothing nothing bad about that and we got two sevens as a pigment count that's the lucky number twice is this cave over yet no is the answer but uh it's gonna be soon I'm feeling tired guys tired and drunk I want to I want to see the boss of this and then I want to get out of your guys lives forever [Music] Oh stop it get some help dude seriously you really being a bummer right now and not the good kind of bummer not someone who bums okay so the hole is this way and there's a waluigi there can't trick me game at least not for the sixth time oh he's gone oh oh that is just an old man's head oh no oh no it's got me no don't eat me what the I don't like that at all that hurts just to think about even a little bit I'm gonna leave my incapacitated guy behind [Music] is it just me or did that did this old man do a lot of damage to me okay Wow nature sure is beautiful times two whose head is that that's what I want to know no no no no no let me out I don't want it I don't want it no I don't want it stop thank you out of here oh I got a headache guys it's bad this is bad I'm bad but don't tell anyone I said that is this the final boss boy please tell me yeah baby oui boss boys now [Applause] Ola and I want to take down all the doors the entire band legendary rock band The Doors I want to take them down all good god Oh what the boss music just started he's over there though oh it's the cow hole because he moves I get it it's one of the it's a giant version of the moon boys okay super easy right yeah super easy guy yeah it is but hit it I do like how these things like eat their little feelers that come out the fields I'm in it for the fields stop stop circle strafing stop he just spins around oh my god was this guide this much of a pain in the ass originally oh my god he just spins for so long oh my god what am I supposed to do what am I supposed to do he just spins around oh my god what am I supposed to do like like what like I just want to hit it you know like a like an enemy in a video game I don't want to use my other captain he's one hit away from dying Oh God he locks onto whoever you're playing as so so you so he locks onto you like the the player character so that's just that's just the same sentiment what okay I switched leaders guys he's doing the exact same thing cool what do I do I switched characters but that didn't work so what do I actually do so he targets whoever you're playing as that's no no do tell me people in chat alike don't to him looks do he's drunk no tell me I don't know how to fight this boss please tell me oh my god I don't know what to do like literally I don't know what to do they're separate they're separate right now they're literally like when I separate he just switches to focusing the other guy literally that's all that happens he just switches to the other dude he just switches guys it doesn't work guys literally it doesn't work like the method you guys are suggesting doesn't do it like I'm trying it and it doesn't work like what do I do Oh switch now you know there's a delay right is everybody clear on that there's a delay for the stream it takes a little time but when I switch huh oh just switch characters without dismissing them why does that do it why does that make sense so you just have to keep pressing why over and over again that's the solution Wow cool Wow I don't remember that being the solution to this guy at all because that's a really dumb solution I didn't forget how to Pikmin I just haven't played this game in like five years guys I'm not a Pikmin speedrunner you need to remember I need to get it through to you guys somehow one of these years but I'm not if I'm not a Pikmin player and I don't have time to read an essay in chat while I'm playing game on stream wow what a fun and engaging boss fight in which you press why to win literally just want to hit him why does this have to be so annoying why why couldn't they just make a fun boss am I even gonna be able to click carry it back this is why I hate streaming is because people in chat are just always the worst [Music] yep I basically just do this so I can get footage but it's usually pain because people are and when people spend a ton of time playing a game they forget that other people have only played this game like once good luck honk-honk [Music] well sister to do all right we might as well just skip to the end of the day all right I don't know get some grass enthralling reap pulling action are you excited are you aroused [Music] Oh ah what the hell that's a new one why is it like that that you're no son of mine that's not my son alright I'll come back for more later bye guys

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Length: 204min 33sec (12273 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 27 2017