[Full stream] - Dark Souls Spellcaster Run [Part 1]

[Music] do hello hello i'm excited uh i know this kind of came out of the blue but i'm going to do i've decided i'm going gonna do a single player no lark dark souls run uh and i'm gonna do a spellcaster build which i've i've never even like touched that side of dark souls before thought about doing this for a while and always wanted to do it been watching lots of [ __ ] dark souls content lately been getting sort of interested in the series again i mean i was always i guess you know i deviated off to bloodborne which is basically the same thing oh i'm sorry i'm still catching my breath i just ran up a flight of stairs a single flight of stairs and my overweight ass that i i need to be like i'm like sigmar right now so yeah no lark this time i think not only do i want to be a spell caster i also want to be a spellcaster murderer so i think i want to just like rampantly kill npcs in this play through also look it's this it's the scene i didn't have the astora armor uh but i that just happened to happen i was testing out the game and i was like you know what this is the spot with the [ __ ] intro art so i might as well start here this is a swampy gus i'm gonna turn off this crap music uh this is swampy gus from the randomizer we will not be playing as swampy gus though this will just be new game yeah i'm like level 150 in this one because it was the randomizer and the randomizer let you like cheese souls okay let's get out of here yeah your swampy gus okay is the is the menu music here does it only happen when you press start i started off the the game with this hold on okay it's not even playing the music whatever does it like fade in i'm worried that it's gonna like play the cut scene without music now uh yes i'm using a controller uh so my hand my hand does not feel great these days i iced up my hand before this and i took some ibuprofen and this might be a sort of situation where i do one of these streams and then it's going to be a while till the next one uh depending on how good it is for my hand there's key settings oh you know what i i don't think you can even turn off the music in this right uh so yeah let me know if you can see and hear everything all right uh seems everything's good new game oh i haven't thought about a name it's not going to be something hilarious like bikeway and arrows i'm sorry this there's never going to be anything as good as bike queen arrows i think oh this is going to take a while i always forget that you have to customize your character in this because i i literally always forget okay well class so by the way uh y'all can back seat all you want i am perfectly within my rights to just ignore you but don't be obnoxious of course that's the main thing but uh basically what i mean is the general rule of like no spoilers don't tell me where things are in like bloodborne when we were doing like blind bloodborne uh you don't really have to worry about that you know i still uh i guess i do mind if you're just being a dick about it but like why is he not doing the you know that kind of [ __ ] rather than hey man did you know you can do you know anyway uh so i want the master key right is there any is there one that's like i don't even remember what the old witch's ring is or this one oh tiny beings ring is that maybe like the furtive pygmy uh i think master key is just the best one though also i'm turning up the game volume a lot it's quiet old witch's ring lets you talk with the cool quilag uh i can get it otherwise okay yeah i think master key is the way to go um oh god slurm right no tiny head no i need a big brain very large uh top heavy is that like big head yeah that's big head top heavy could be very intellectual clearly this is the one i'm going for um astora okay where do i want to be do i want to be a delta farmer dragon scholar thoroughland cleric jubilant katarina that is just costco like we didn't even change his face very much costco is just the the normal katarina with like a bowl cut dubious kareem classic xena kind of like this guy [Music] why so quiet me the game what's quiet tell me neatly trimmed as the old nobility [Music] uh it's kind of neat that was swept back exactly oh weird it's like the snake the jailbird hair shaved i want the one that's parted in the center this is mine that's not what my hair really looks like but this is what i'm going for yeah i think the song is just it's a very quiet song we'll see it's hard to get the volume right for souls games because a lot of the time it's just ambient noise gray gold silva sephiroth separate sephiroth um is that really all you can do no there's like yeah there's like a bunch of like face stuff that you can do i don't even really care create similar face over and over it's the tradition right i'm gonna do this with my left hand your headphones weren't fully plugged in classic mistake classic they're changing it's changing subtly look at this he's a totally different guy now totally different guy so i think one of the main things one of the main reasons i want to do this is uh something i encountered in sakiro was it and also in other souls games as well an issue i've always had is uh he's looking like bikeway uh oh god yeah get those eyes wider apart yeah i i never use all the tools that are available to me and i feel like this will help with that and maybe maybe make me a little more well learned for for demon souls as well perhaps i don't know it'll train me to like do more things no he's looking more normal no can i just like i wish you could just hold down the button move the top slider all the way to the right why oh wow that'll do it that will [ __ ] do it that will [ __ ] do it thank you wow that really helps [Music] oh his eyes i i like him i like him i think we're already there the not very ripe plum man that's good that's good very good and i think hair color yeah needs to like suit it better now we're done with sephiroth i think yeah wow what the [ __ ] how do you just say yes what is yes wait what is yes how do you yes what all right well now i know how to do we'll just get another weird one that guy's lost to time what is how do literally how do i say yes to this is it b if it's b i'm gonna be mad because that's how you [ __ ] cancel things in a video game whatever no initialize is what i hit that's what i pressed and that set him back to being the dumbass guy the sound is not synced beep boop beep boop refresh your browser if that's if if it's you know is that good it's fine okay yeah refresh your browser i'd say on pc we shouldn't have that [ __ ] issue oh god that's a capture card thing i like this man he's like a fish look at his dainty eyelashes uh this is not the remaster no i thought about it but no all right so how like how do i do this do i press the b button to confirm this because this is [ __ ] alien world literally what do i do b like that is insanely [ __ ] stupid that is insane bizarro logic the first guy will be mourned forever honestly the first guy is just but this guy's good too like literally bruh what initialize [ __ ] off [Music] i just sort of figured that was a fancy term for like confirm or like you're starting out your character but no it meant revert back to the whatever no i [Music] i always deviate i always like or rather gravitate towards names that start with sm for some reason like smimg and smith and smomph for some reason sharknado went into my head but that's too close to shark tale [Music] you know what i'm going to pull a book i'm going to pull a george harrison i'm going to pull a book off the shelf and i'm just going to i'm going to choose a book at random i'm going to choose a page at random i'm going to choose okay it's mogworld so i'm going to i'm going to go to a random page maybe i should turn on the all right got mogworld it's just gonna be whatever two words ceases from the line your blasphemy never ceases all right this is gonna be like the sequel the ceaseless discharge ceases discharge can i do like oh all right perfect wow my guitar gently weaves oh oh there's not enough characters there's never enough characters ceases come oh no get the asterisk out of there no dieses ceases dieses sure sure screw it oh my webcams i forgot i had the webcam on okay uh all right ceases dieses now if i hit accept is it gonna [ __ ] like is it gonna kill me in real life good god ceases for breakfast oh okay well folks um he's top heavy he's got the master key uh get this mouse off a uh is that is that good are we good what no i can't need to click on it maybe what am i doing enter okay okay so we got we got ceases dieses here he looks very sad honestly he's a very sad man all right let's go how about wait uh his hair is his hair still a good carrot top i think the gray might be suited a little better to him [ __ ] that time it wasn't b okay whatever that time it was a like a normal human whatever so i think i start off with soul arrow or something like that let's just see i think it'll it like changes the tutorial a little bit okay cece's thesis let's go this will not be a main channel video no this is just for fun you can make a fan edit or whatever if you want the world was unformed shrouded by fog we're definitely watching this a land of grey crags arch trees and everlasting dragons their eyes like then there was fire their eyes are like welded shut with stones either that or they're just like disparity and of course light and dark we never really get to see this area in game it almost makes you wonder if this is like the cave that became like mantis arena you know i don't know that's a stretch that's just like a random shot in the dark within the flame it is a tad loud how about that animation of neato is so good the the glow up from in game to in the cut scene is pretty intense look how [ __ ] up her hands are from holding that they're all like uh blistery easily forgotten like is this mantis cave because because manus is the furtive pygmy right sort of i think i think that's the case i mean we're not certain [Music] i reference that so much for some reason mighty bolts cutscene neato is so good oh yeah oh god what a sick cutscene it was still a bit loud also this something pointed out to me by illusory wall which is a great youtube channel this picture looks nothing like any anything we see in games it's like clearly early concept art mighty bolts peeled apart the stone scales this part of the cutscene just reminds me of dark souls 3 because it's in like the graveyard there's the emphasis i have to pee i have to pee it's like the very beginning of the stream and i have to take a piss if i ever get a tattoo i might get a tattoo of the dark sign like i'm not a big like tattoo guy but i that would be the one thing i would go for yeah watching binging all of illusory walls videos about dark souls uh and the mr gimmick one or the just gimmick in japan uh why is there there's no game audio so there was definitely something going on with the opening screen there's nothing happening oh no never mind it's because i wasn't in the window oh and now it's hella quiet who is talking here where they are i guess it's just the lady from the intro cutscene would i get a huge one on my center chest or just a small one i think i would get a littler one like on my back because that's where a lot of characters in dark souls have it baby rat i love how that's just the depth rat model scaled down yeah i'll fiddle with the volume it's it's at the max volume that i can put it in obs right now so there's definitely something going on does lark have tattoos i i don't believe so no i like how it establishes early that items are found on corpses it's like the first thing you learn i i should have peed during that cutscene what am i doing okay we're in the game my boy is here i seem to remember there being like there's like a toilet in here right or something it's like one of these is a toilet oh well i broke it well good that's good um okay so can can we just quickly what is with this look at this all this [ __ ] flying past the screen uh so like key settings no that's that's like the key buttons are there even volume options in this game i could have sworn there were but okay well interesting if anybody knows let me know i should probably equip [ __ ] i got the broken straight sword hilt and i've got just a bunch of rotten cleric gear wow i have nothing i have nothing at all all right so there's there's mr stray and i think most people kind of don't put together that that's a different demon the first time they're playing this game like they go oh that's uh that's the same demon that i fought because it looks identical but no it's got a different weapon and it's the asylum demon that we fight comes off the roof whereas this one's in the basement but i feel like you don't even really pick up i didn't pick up on that on my first play through i just figured they were the same guy that guy is there to dispense beezies there's multiple options pages volume is with the rest of the settings underneath video settings huh initialize wait i don't understand options oh wow doing options not settings um okay here we go this is the cause okay yeah i don't know why they're all divided like that but all right um that seems good and then that's a little loud now okay uh even that maybe maybe a tiny bit loud let's keep it there that that should be good we'll see when the boss happens because fromsoft are psychos not initialized never again um so i think can't we even see him through a window here yeah look at that there's the asylum demon without even opening the door you can peek at him this play through i really want to emphasize that sort of [ __ ] dark souls has so many of those cool little details and oh my god i i pog over them so i'm not gonna get the demon asylum hammer or whatever uh i'm just gonna i'm just gonna run because i this does like no damage right and i don't have a catalyst let's just try hitting him a couple times that's good yeah no no way i'm i know it's possible no way yeah in the speed run i i showed off the dumb early asylum demon kill so look there for that small level shield to give you a little room here wow this guy's shooting the arrows is just a dumb ass he's still shooting them you can't even see me okay all right um get the small leather shield going the way that this whole tutorial is constructed is really amazing i think too that being said the first time i played this game it did not suck me in i still think maybe the biggest problem with dark souls is that it there's such a wall that you have to get over the first time but uh it's not even i don't even know if it's like that solvable of an issue all right there's the man and there's there's always these situations where you're seeing things before you actually encounter them or after you actually encounter them there's the rusted iron ring just taunting me i don't think there's anything back here no this is in fact nothing also you move so slow in this game compared to bloodborne i know that's probably a basic observation but amazing whoa the bricks have like physics to them too there's some light [ __ ] bricks those are those like those like uh cardboard bricks you know that you play with in like elementary school oh you you're now hollow thank goodness i'm done for him afraid i'll die soon then lose my sanity i wish to ask something of you you and i were both undead i love this guy hear me out someone said i think the game literally being called prepare to die should get you prepared for the wall i ain't talking about the difficulty it's not what i'm talking about and also that's the special edition and also that's a dumb [ __ ] name it's like the beginning of dark souls 2 when they go yo die in this video game and that's the intro cut scene regrettably you know i have failed in my mission but perhaps you can keep the torch lit there is an old saying in my family thou who are undead are chosen and thine exodus from the undead asylum that's literally how the game dark souls 2 starts when thou ringeth the bell of awakening the fate of the undead thou shall know well now you know fate of the undead eh and i can die with hope in my heart oh by the way this is what's on the cover of the game too like the the cover art is oscar lying in this rubble with this beam of sunlight shining on him an undead favorite and this we're going to kick you off to death in the balls it's like that it really is that like tone and so i think when we when we walk away from this guy we will get souls because he just [ __ ] died yeah we just hear the death sound do we get his souls yeah 100 souls so sad all right that looped back around now i've got a real weapon but i'm gonna there's something up here right or this is where you plunge the man this is where i need to go so this is oh pog i forgot there's actual there's like easy ass backstabs in this game you don't have to get a charged l2 attack licking bloodborne that's incredible uh what's up with this brick cool floating brick it's just hanging on by a thread there sorcerer's catalyst that's what i need are you gonna attack me come over here [ __ ] [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] up dice you up good all right i'm gonna need to get back in the swing of things it's been a little while [ __ ] [ __ ] it's been a little while i've been i'm so used to bloodborne so my play style is not going to be particularly suited to this game i think at the moment um so i want to put this on like alternate weapon i guess i don't know so i may do things where people are like literally how is he this dumb how is he doing this he's putting it on right hand oh my god there might be situations like that just don't worry about it [Music] nice wow oh that insta killed him jesus christ okay i've heard that spell casting can get very broken in this game so i'm i'm ready nice i can stand on this ledge and something cool happens really well did you know that you can also stand on this ledge and something cool happens plunge no i didn't even get the plunge oh i shot it right up his [ __ ] oh my god that was brutal that was brutal i think he actually has a unique crush animation for that but in the moment i was like eh i want to get the plunging attack so i get a bunch of these [ __ ] things i get like 30 [ __ ] soul arrows that's pretty good so i just need to run away and spam spells but uh i i don't want to get heated by the demon i know what happens don't worry nice wow that was [ __ ] easy yeah i'll also be getting the pyromancy flame so like the the pyromancy guy is in i can still hear the you can still hear the guy downstairs stomping around by the way was that [ __ ] insanely loud it was that was that insanely loud i wasn't looking at the volume [ __ ] but uh the pyromancy guy is in like lower undead berg and then the sorcery guys in new londo i think as far as i recall sounds fine good job go straight ahead oh right he's in the depths there's a there's a different guy you get in undead berg isn't there also a guy in undead or in lower undead bird that gives you something also here's the nest ooh try jumping off what do you think guys is there like an item they get like an item if i go down yeah thanks for all those subs that was that was pretty cool um sorcerer is in lower undead berg i see so oh so that's a different sorcerer right that's the guy that's like a student of uh what's his name big hat big fat logan so can hold on stupid idea no why did i do that why would i try doing that i want to see if i can activate the cutscene by like jumping off the edge come on it's like the stupidest death possible okay all right it's fine he's dead now ah i like death sound hmm i don't i don't think this is a thing that you can do oh where's my blood stain oh oh big fat brain okay yeah the dream's dead i probably could have done it if i had actually [ __ ] jumped there but the ancient legends it is written only link can defeat ganon that one day an undead shall be chosen oh my god can you kill the bird i know the bird flies away but there must be a way to kill the birds to the land of the ancient lords lordran [Music] hmm i i really have to pee i'm so excited but i have to go pee i'm sorry i i never do this i never do brb's this early on so you guys get to like firelink shrine five while i go take a piss all right so i'll be right back i'm sorry [Music] [Music] [Music] oh i tell you what that estus went right through me anyway sorry about that uh all right it's time firelink shrine um [Music] i i still feel like the game is just a little loud that right now i want 10 opinions in chat what is how is the sound how is the sound been 10 well what do we have here you good fine just fine good good good pretty cool good awesome fine good undead right tiny bit loud in the fights okay but there's no how about i turn it down just the tiniest skosh you would have done better to rock the tiniest scooter too late now well since you're here let me help [Music] the other is far far below in the ruins at the base of isn't it after this occurrence there's many reasons why i'm dead they should have added an r in there because he definitely [ __ ] said not hahaha he said rah so blighttown's down there there's the great hollow there's the crow that takes us to the undead asylum there's the undead burgh there's the valley of the drakes [Music] up there's undead parish i just i i've i've been watching all the videos that are like where you can like see everything from everywhere and it's like i already knew that but i like didn't know like the extent to which you could do that um okay so i'm just gonna poke around i get a few items around here i guess oh talk to this [ __ ] face he's he's involved with ria's quest right and ria you need to get her hello there for some spells i know if we are not acquainted i am petrus of thoroughland have you business with this guy's a [ __ ] if not i prefer to keep a distance hello i realize that but i also want you to know that it is not meant an ill will here take this as a token oh it gives me like a bronze coin or something no go ahead copper coin what a cheap piece of [ __ ] why oh i know i have to await my companions here anyway so what if i were to teach you this face pretty dopey too yes yes very well i need to learn things from him before i kill him with the gods let's do it just kind of look like in a cage oh it's it's petrus of thorland i'll teach you my spouse only their ultimate effectiveness will be yeah yeah yeah um learn gesture easy get the shrug yeah and what has he got great heel excerpt can i even use the seek guidance oh that how you put down a summon sign uh maybe i should use these souls to level first hold on [Music] um so do i just want intelligence because that that levels up my spell power but i also kind of want some health i'm gonna do okay well so if i if i do sorcery does that mean i just don't do miracles at all is that a thing i'm just gonna pump it all into vitality actually um let's do one intelligence to vitality i kind of just figured like by spellcaster build i'm gonna be perfectly honest i was thinking pyromancy spells and miracles i didn't know it was like an exclusive thing so i guess we're doing spells sure that kind of sucks huh except why can't i huh oh i already did it oh that would explain it well that that really sucks i i kind of wanted to just do like all the spells [ __ ] but i guess we're doing sorcery and pyromancy that's good enough two out of three pyromancy is the one that i already kinda know because that's the scrub one that you don't need any level requirements for and i remember with like miracles and faith and [ __ ] i was always like damn why would you do that why would you do that because the requirements are so high can't do that yet is so is one of the elevators at like halfway i thought there would be like a closed gate but there's not even any elevators here interesting okay um [Music] pyromancy requires faith for the higher level spells that sucks what about the one where you [ __ ] stick your fist in the ground and a bunch of pillars of flame come up i've apparently that one's like really overpowered and i've literally never used it like apparently you're supposed to farm the guys in the uh you're supposed to farm the dudes in [Music] the painted world with that i never knew yeah i guess i could go do a catacombs run um to die edition never had faith or in requirements for pyromancy okay yeah sorry i just read that out of chat uh should i oh did the statue just like spawn in oh no it's just like level of detail uh you know what i'll do i'll i'll go do a graveyard run later um oh oh i'm just gonna run past [ __ ] it no that's a bad idea that's a really bad idea good i'm getting juggled by these [ __ ] clowns sip right in front of his face yeah that's good i gotta get back in the [ __ ] zone man oh yep they all come tumbling down yep that's the way to do it that's the way that's the way i mean i need souls so i might as well kill the guys you know but i lure them in here and just take them out one by one because your spells refill at a bonfire kind of like your estus right one in here oh i don't think they can oh interesting okay well right all right well if they're stuck out there then can i do this you know i always heard spell casting was cheap but i i disagree i think it's very legit oh [ __ ] a rat i think one of those bodies fell off and it had an item so i think i get like a the goal is to get like a magic upgraded weapon so i need like the magic ember i don't remember exactly what it's called or something whatever ember lets you do that uh can't you drop down from here to do this isn't this like the actual easy way to do this yeah most people do the jump from there i did the jump from there but i think that's the easy way you're supposed to do it all right i've never done it that way this is so [ __ ] by the way that this this particular thing happens so early on it's like put some illusories here i hate this i still hate this it's just it's so nerve-wracking to do this part okay and then you need to jump and i'm almost certainly going to [ __ ] this up okay i did it it's just everything feels a little slower and clunkier i think dark souls one and two it's like dark souls 1 and 2 are in a group of their own and then dark souls 3 and bloodborne are in a group of their own because dark souls 3 and bloodborne are both like a lot faster yeah and i got that long sword straight away pretty good oh my god do you think they put the ring of sacrifice there so that people would put it on immediately and learn what it does through that that's pretty funny if so all right hollow ahead you don't say in this game hollows no it literally would never happen line it up [ __ ] dark souls 2 is faster but clunkier than dark souls 1. i'm not sure if i understand how that is how that could be oh oh excuse me what i could have sworn this was a jumpable jump hold on oh well we can just like whack with the catalyst whack there goes catalyst there was like an invisible wall there what the [ __ ] wait i could have sworn this was like the easy easy thing there's totally an invisible wall there i need to do it from like a greater angle then there you go sv cheats you know i actually i a while ago i downloaded the like free camera mod and just went around and looking at these like buildings that you never get to explore otherwise really interesting also there's an invisible wall here too you literally can't do this i tried this off stream actually i tried luring an enemy over here and getting them to like hit me off of it or trying to do like the parry thing it doesn't work because otherwise you'd be able to skip straight down to the capra boss kaeper demon boss there's his room i don't think he's spawned in there yet but you can actually cheese the capra demon from outside his arena with firebombs it's amazing maybe i should do that [ __ ] yes uh oh oh oh i oh let me get up here i there's also there's another skip to get to lower undead berg early i'm also familiar with and apparently there's one for the depths too i think that might be the same one [ __ ] i keep trying to do heavy spell i've done the like lower undead burg skip before i just never really liked even even in terms of like the animation of dark souls 2 everything just feels slightly like more stiff and weird and like the not only the animations but also like the post-processing effects like nothing looks quite as good in that game because the lighting effects aren't as good it's just the general game feel is not incredible it to me at least and i still like dark souls 2 but that's just a difference that i have personally noted be wary of more lying in ambush really oh right look at this [ __ ] where you can like see them dangling there can i just like nail them from right here no i couldn't target onto them all right yeah and the the leveling adp thing or is it like dexterity or something that gives you faster estes there's like a bunch of [ __ ] in dark souls 2 where like the leveling like affects you differently and it's it like throws you off too i seem to remember there was something where we like never leveled something like the whole game and we leveled it late game and we were like oh that makes it like way easier dark souls 2 is definitely still worth playing though it's like if you enjoyed the other games you'll love this bunk i love that this really just feels like a uh a previous path like in terms of like they programmed when they were making the game you know like it feels like those stairs were supposed to go down it's less like lore and more cut gameplay that's what it feels like anyway i guess the only way to go is back here damn i thought it looped around maybe it does yeah also the only version of dark souls 2 that i've ever played is the shitty scholar of the first sin edition where they were like hey uh you know what this game needs yeah put 10 trillion more enemies in it thanks this is where it loops and now i need to do it again let's do it again actually i bet there's an invisible wall here too because from up there you could theoretically jump down to the the bug this is i'll be hunting for jank i'll be trying to get like out of bounds i'm sure there's places in this game where they forgot to put a death barrier like bloodborne i mean at least in in my personal opinion whoa that guy got flung and uh i i've heard this repeated many times on the internet that scholar the first sin is is not looked upon fondly maybe i should equip the long sword huh because if if there's an up-close encounter i just have the dagger right now and don't forget the l2 of my spell casting catalyst yeah they just like added a ton of gank enemies my hair was floating in the void there for a second so a lost undead all right we're close to the dragon or it's it's a hell kite drake grapefruit oh [ __ ] no i wanted to see it spawn in ah that dragon is a promise that is a promise right there you will get your dick knocked off by that thing and then you will maybe not get stick off i guess it's not a required kill huh hmm oh oh that's good that is good i was trying to rest but i forgot you can't rest when enemies are nearby fallout oh god that was not the direction i meant to roll in i'm spam and dodge this is this is bloodborne this is bloodborne instinct this is not bloodborne this is dark souls see the close combat i do not excel at it look at these dodges these sick dodges by the enemy here oh my god absolutely insane oh i should have got that item [ __ ] um i guess i've never done the thing where you like shoot arrows at the drake's no that's a thing um hmm so now what's my next course of action i guess go to the merchant there's a merchant here that sells stuff oh [ __ ] i always try to do that god damn it all right do an attack not dead yeah i should put the long sword hold on put that [ __ ] on there oh uh should i just not be bothering with the shield right now like two-handed catalyst to make it more powerful is that a thing oh oh don't drink wait okay um i guess i need souls to like buy [ __ ] from this guy huh what is this oh it's this oh okay this is around where you do the skip it's pretty nice that it refills at bonfires honestly that's that's good that's good [ __ ] right there yeah i'm actually playing prepare to die edition and uh it's funny because that edition try rolling what oh uh that edition is no longer i think available for purchase it's just not a thing so yeah this is where you do the skip i i don't think i'm gonna do it right now but you like you like jump down onto that little ledge there and then you do a jump from that down to there that little area and then you can survive and it just loads lower undead perk also apparently a a vagrant can spawn in this room apparently vagrants have like set spawn locations and that room right there is where a vagrant it's possible for one to spawn it's like if you get a vagrant in undead burg it'll show up there i wonder if we'll see a vagrant or i wonder if he'll see some [ __ ] miracle resonance hmm still following me eh part of the rules of playing dark souls is you have to talk like a dark souls character so after every sentence you have to go oh my god oh wait i switched oh right i was like i didn't mean to do that i realized now what happened i'm a dummy i'm dummy thick get out of here man slide down the stairs i need to grind a little bit so i can get some stuff from the mic and i guess i got some uh nameless as well goddammit oh wow he really didn't get uh stun locked by that that's interesting yeah uh oh right the kick yeah [ __ ] yeah i remember gwyn i remember the dark souls speed run it it turns out there were there were just so many like so many situations in dark souls it turned out that it was less about i had to get good and more about there were just like several things i could have been doing to make it like a thousand times easier but nobody saw fit to let me know about that during the whole like three hours that i was fighting him repeatedly um are you gonna come in here and like ruin this for me yeah i was like before i talk to this merchant i'm going to kill this guy so he doesn't come in and be like oh god well now why don't you have your wits about you then you are a welcome customer i trade for souls everything's for sale yeah the the parrying thing apparently what you're supposed to do is you're supposed to shield his first insanely fast hit and then you can consistently parry the second one i was trying to do the one that like you literally can't react to because it's so [ __ ] fast and just dying over and over again and if i had just put on heavy armor all i needed to do was pick up the black knight armor that was like sitting right there i knew it was there i just didn't think it would help that much block first attack on his three-hit combo and perry the second yeah i didn't know i just didn't know i simply did not know and i just died over and over the thing is first time i played this game i first tried gwen because i was actually leveled up i guess i had solaire too which made it trivial um and even before that stream i did a practice run and i managed to kill gwyn that time in a reasonable amount of time why am i just going back and forth between these um so bottomless box easy you want that uh [ __ ] i probably should have prioritized getting other things though doesn't he give like the 100 the heater shield oh okay i'll just go grind a little bit more i guess i'll crush a nameless lad do you ever take a flan and crush it in your hand oh right there's no use multiple in this game that's really that's a really good feature of this game so i might as well just put these on my bar [Music] oh they are on my bar doing hmm [Music] yeah so did any of you or oh no i didn't mean to do that scariest moment of my life oh scariest moment of my [ __ ] life i didn't mean to turn around while he was throwing it i forgot you could [ __ ] do that oh i didn't i also didn't realize that i was throwing a firebomb i did not mean to do any of that um purchase item why am i i keep like dawdling on that menu because i'm looking at chat too uh so get the soapstone just for shits and giggles uh and then get the thing heater shield that's the good one right that's like the really good one and then i don't really want any of these i don't really care about armor i guess armor actually matters a little more in this and and the thing is i'm gonna kill this guy eventually because i want to be the murderer um i don't know i mean these this don't cost very much but no i want to buy uh repair powder no you know what i'm gonna do the absolute worst thing that everyone will hate literally useless but it appeases my obsessive compulsiveness literally useless but it's out of his inventory and in my inventory monkey brain feel good so can i see firelink from down yeah you can see firelink i think isn't that firelink it's kind of hard to tell actually i directly uh my my preference for armor in this game is quiet armor that doesn't go whenever you move um now am i going to be a dummy and run past all these guys yes the answer is yes that's not a [ __ ] estus god damn it i did it again get this trash out of here i like threw it off the side come on go up oh am i gonna go through him i went through him cool get out of here okay let me move firebomb guy needs to die firebomb guy needs to die early dark souls when you don't have any [ __ ] like weapons or anything this is so stressful oh right backstabs i need to be going for backstabs oh my god i i keep forgetting and like gotta get back into the swing of things swinging my sword all over the place there's a tiny gap that i fell down right there so we lost undead there's the hellkite bridge here's the undead parish there's the high wall of lothric that's a stark souls joke firebomb oh yes i think this is pointless isn't this ledge pointless i think this is a pointless ledge uh there's a cool message there no maybe there is a point to that i'm gonna do it safe zone hmm wow okay that was pointless what a cool ledge why is that there again it really does feel like they built the levels first and then figured out how you move through them later which i i know that's not actually true but it just feels that way and that's it's very impressive all right get the pine resin i remember when i oh do you guys remember your first play through of dark souls do you remember that like magical anybody else have just like a magical time first time playing dark souls and this chest i was like oh how do i get that chest man because i couldn't find the key and i didn't have the master key this uh this dark knight or that black knight down there kind of like a mini boss you know anybody else have that sort of like it's it was just fun like charting out the game for the first time um yahoo so all right you get to wipe your entire memory you don't remember and i i ain't talking about video games i'm talking about like your family everything you've ever heard you still know how to like speak english but you can experience dark souls 1 again i already see people in chat saying yes yes i would do it yes yes yes oh did i just get humanity drop i did humanity drop wow i stumbled through that i totally did because there's one humanity now neat didn't notice when it happened that's another thing illusory wall covered do i want to do this wait i have 30 soul arrows uh no uh hold on let's think about this yes i'll do it i i have no idea if this is gonna be effective on him or not and take a safety sip screw it that's decent it's actually pretty well pretty pretty good wait what the [ __ ] he's just letting it happen this is how all the [ __ ] npcs that use spells play the game like camera is it true that like doesn't demon souls only have like four like the original one only has like four roll directions or something like that that [ __ ] is insane i hearing about that it's like oh oh hold on wait can i just like go up here oh i'm dead yep i i oh i forgot you can't climb ladders fast in this game i wanted to have like a silly cheese hmm how do i switch weapons what is the button to switch weapons i literally don't know the button to switch okay right i was like i don't know the controls oh i should do like the germa jump down there i've never done that i still do want to cheese this guy yeah hold on let's kill these chumps cool yeah that's the guy i wanted to target yeah that guy thank you for targeting that guy oh also i am one handing this these firebomb guys are going to be annoying me the whole time yeah i lost my fight money should i go up and kill those [ __ ] before i do this i mean it's not even necessary to do this jump that's the thing and it puts you right smack dab in front of the [ __ ] black knight oh yeah oh that was a roller coaster ride doing that with all those enemies there is pretty insane i've actually never done that jump before i i remember seeing that item down there and then being like that's bait you can't do that i think i might i might have tried to make that jump like once or twice in my first playthrough and then been like nope that's just like a teehee prepare to die moment that's the thing the whole like get good prepare to die thing it kind of like makes you think that it's just gonna be [ __ ] when the majority of dark souls is not exactly [ __ ] so it makes you like anticipate unfair design and you can like psych yourself out like that you know okay let's let's murder all the guys that's cool just walk around and backstab them easy huh that other guy just left he's just out of here bye goodbye i already went in here right this is the gold pine resin thing i guess it's just oh nice it's just a house hmm oh that guy was just waiting for that oh what a prankster um okay that's cool i guess i had not probed this house yet what's that over there oh yeah and there's the path in dark root garden you see that the like zigzaggy path that's one that i definitely never picked up on in my initial playthrough or first several playthroughs actually no i played this game like twice that's the thing i did the speed run i did like my first playthrough uh i did lark souls and then i did the speed run and now i'm doing this i don't know if the speed run even [ __ ] counts that was like its own thing because i was using like glitches to get through most of the game there that firebomb actually saved me from falling uh and lark souls i kind of like half played it so i i really don't have that much experience i feel like a ton of people just replay and replay and replay and replay these games and i i've i've got relatively little experience yeah cool cool lock-on moment not getting your health back when you hit enemies just feels bad now look at that guy look at that guy's hand down there you see that right oh oh i can't get up the turret he went into the turret again i hate the turret that's a lark souls reference i'm spamming i'm spamming and it worked i'm spamming and it worked these guys were once unimaginably hard they're like shield guys it was before i even like i didn't remember that the kick existed to get around shields [ __ ] i keep pressing the wrong button too it's like there's such a joke now i can't take this also uh can we just have a brief moment here to talk about i like vadi vidya but he made a video once that was like hmm if you were observant in dark souls the observant player never gets hit by anything and always sees everything coming so according to vadi vidya on this staircase the observant dark souls player according to variability there are actually people who played this game and did not get hit by this eat [ __ ] barrel you know like there are people who went like hmm oh what's that up there oh it's a barrel well clearly that's going to roll down and hit me i ought to get out of the way of this it's like that such that such 2020 hindsight is what that is i just think fatiha is slightly confused and forgets that when you're replaying through a game things like that seem so much more obvious than the first time you play through the game you know the observant player is clairvoyant yes and it's like can you imagine it's like oh well there might be something up in this room hold on let me just i gotta peek around i gotta make sure everything the absolute every path is clear all right uh i think i think it should be it should be fine let me just check every single one of these boxes because it might be i don't want to be unobservant i need to be an observant player and i don't want to miss anything all right next room all right now now there could be traps in here there could be traps in this room so that watch out uh is is that is that is that barrel gonna hit me i think that's just a normal barrel i don't know because the barrel just hit me is anything gonna happen hold on what about up these stairs okay looks like those stairs and in every room imagine every room like that you would go mad nobody does that did that actually do that have a tight-knit lizard in it did i just see a tight knight i need to be observant i need to be observant hey can you hit him please bro that was pretty good but like no can you imagine going through every single room in the game like taking out your binoculars at the entrance to the room and like just peering through every [ __ ] like corner it's like no body video nobody plays like that everybody got [ __ ] by the metal ball and the [ __ ] barrel on their first playthrough of dark souls you're a liar if you claim that you didn't maybe you got lucky maybe like one person out of like a million [ __ ] saw that [ __ ] and anticipated it [Applause] look at this oh jank sensor this is post bloodborne era look at that you guys see the hole at my feet through the world geometry i'm gonna be seeing [ __ ] like that this whole [ __ ] playthrough look those stairs are boarded up praise praise the sun um okay right you just press b to drop down ladders in this game you just press it once you can't be pressing anything else or it doesn't work i guess we're doing this by the way hello um i've never fought this guy the legit way and i'm never going to maybe i will someday but not now not with my [ __ ] like spellcaster guy no way you guys know if you take too long here the [ __ ] tourist demon just like jumps up there and eats your ass this is the legit way the real legit way is to get him to fall off the side [Music] andrew messaged me the other day and he was like damn the dark souls soundtrack slap because he was editing the punch-out video and uh he has that bit where donkey kong is in the audience uh-oh and uh you should take sippy and there's like dark souls music playing oh i'm glad that worked and i think he just like perused the entire soundtrack collection of dark souls in order to research for that and uh i think i think he was just bumping it and it's true the dark souls soundtracks are great dark souls 3 has an amazing soundtrack that's the best one in my opinion dark souls 2 dlc actually the music was way better than the main game interestingly enough i don't know exactly why that was maybe that's just i don't know maybe that was just my own my own flawed perception see you have to chuckle after every sentence people were saying that earlier if you're a dark souls character you have to chuckle darkly after every single thing you say or are you even a real dark souls character okay hit right there and then don't hit again now there's there's some soundtracks there there's some tracks from dark souls 2 that are great in the base game it's just i think the uh there was a market improvement all right get out of here easy easiest boss in my life yeah dark souls 3 especially does a lot of [ __ ] with like uh reincorporating motifs you know late motifs as they call them observant oh wait no that's not the one see this one is actually like there's an arm dangling out of it and i remember actually finding that on my first playthrough because that's actually marked like pretty obviously and i guess there's usually a message there too all right depths time right no oh right time to get blasted when i started blasting all right well uh you guys heard me at the beginning of the stream you know what i'm gonna do right no i'm gonna talk to him we're gonna wait we're gonna wait till the last possible second before we murder everyone you don't look hollow far from it i am solaire of astora an adherent of the lord of sunlight now that i am undead i have come to this great land the birthplace of lord gwyn to seek my very own son do you find that strength it's actually a translation he's looking for his like his birth son no need to hide your reaction i get that look all the time see solaire is a lovable character because he doesn't chuckle darkly he chuckles merrily so i have a proposition okay yeah i've heard this before the way i see it in a land brimming with hollows could that really but she was already pouring a brimming cup of hollows why not help one another on this lonely journey nice this pleases me greatly let's do it we are amidst strange beings the flow of time itself is convoluted with heroes centuries old phasing in and out the very fabric waivers and relations shift and obscure there's no telling how much longer your world and mine will remain in contact but use this internet to summon one another as spirits and engage in jolly cooperation of course we are not the only ones engaged in this but i am a warrior of the sun spot my summon signature easily by its brilliant aura brilliant if you miss it you must be blind oh solaire you always know what to say all right uh there's actually jank to do here but i'm going to go down here first so i just heard it i just heard it oh my god i was like what there's dragons there the dragon's there now okay i was i was just about to ask how do you bait the dragon out also the dragon was gone for one frame all right come on so so there is a way to avoid getting one shot by that nice can you imagine if i just like dropped down and didn't kick the ladder okay get the estus ah oh and i can level it bonfires in this one it's not at the like hub world i think the ability to level up at bonfires was why did they get rid of that why did they do that so intelligence do i just do this chat i want 10 000 answers do i want to do this shakiro had the perfect uh had the perfect stuff save some for tail cheese for sword ooh i'll do that later there is no other way put two levels in health into faith attunement i need to become the smartest man well you know what this is not at the point i'm not getting very uh cohesive advice from chat here i'm getting all over across the board uh i'm just gonna put it in intelligence for now and it's we're not at the point where it's like [ __ ] me over to like level that much you know so i'm gonna go kill the black knight uh uh oh wait no i need to do the germa jump germa jump germa jump germa jump oh wow oh wow i really [ __ ] up germa jump jump jump german jump jump jump german jump i i do the german jump and then i go down there and i parry the guy a million times million uh so you can parry with the heater shield right yeah attunement gives you spell slots okay that's good to know wow [ __ ] easy now i parry this guy a thousand times okay now i parry this guy right now nope now i pair this guy right now take a drink don't change your weapon take a drink that did no damage by the way because i forgot the whole thing um this is bad this is really bad i forgot you have to like switch so the way the way that you get that is you like switch to two hand oh why am i doing this i guess we'll just go this way we'll just run past havel man i love dark souls i oh i get why people replay this so much you know it's just i i always my you guys know me my interests dance and flicker around like the like the tendrils of flame oh that was a goofy death that was a goofy death i think you can two-hand riposte right pretty sure you can i thought i saw germa do it actually um okay i think this is an easier like a faster way to get to havel or i guess let's just get this bonfire screw it is that the one that hurts me this is the one that hurts me no i'm still safe [Music] all right i love how so here's a little tech thing uh when things are not on screen there are when things are like out of focus they're at a lower frame rate so you can see like when i look at this dragon directly he's in a fine frame rate but when he's off screen his tail is in like this choppy low frame rate and his wings were too just a fun little insight there oh oh that's it yep wow well i [ __ ] up i i don't know actually what i was supposed to do differently there maybe wait for him to do a melee attack [Music] my yes um there we go it's it's kind of stupid that the way to get past him is just you have to like sit here for a second because there's no real feedback that he's like getting agitated or anything i guess he looks at you or is he even looking at me might just be a little bit of confirmation bias there i guess i'll just try going immediately but i i probably should be naked for this yeah i'm dead i'm dead nope oh let me live let me live maybe maybe yeah there we go i keep swapping weapons trying to heal because bloodborne oh all right he's fine now though i think he's gonna fly away yeah yep and this is this is just one of the [ __ ] coolest things in this game is just watching this guy fly away he keeps his body pretty [ __ ] steady in the air considering how [ __ ] huge he is he keeps going for a while he goes cool dragon cool dragon let's get all this [ __ ] look at this like pile of corpses a veritable pile all right is this a like velka or uh this this is like a is is this the same statue that's in the painted world or is that supposed to be the sun's first born because there's a shrine over here to him and i think you can actually pray at this shrine if you do like some faith [ __ ] i've never done that myself but i've seen it done all right let's go um okay so do i want i want to get out the catalyst again and also do i want to go get that uh no i don't really care about getting that black knight quite yet black knight sword is not nearly as like clutch of a find as it is uh okay so this is where i go to go do that let's check down here it's the rats right yeah the rats we pray at night we stalk at night with a ratch i'm the giant rat that takes all of the sips i'm literally dead there's nothing i could do i took a sip instead of hitting i meant to use my spell and i took a that sip good that was a good attempt i mean there's not a ton down there i i'm having trouble remembering exactly where that links up but i'll remember i'll remember bye get these guys down here the pig you guys know you can [ __ ] parry the pig that is that's not a perry platypus joke you can literally parry him i'm gonna try to do it come at me swine okay i didn't do it i am dead can i roll this way please oh oh and you kill these guys before i parry the pig the roll is like so slow in this game too compared to what i'm used to wait he holds it above his head so can i just peek out yeah oh that's amazing let's just cast him in a row so that it hits him while his shield is down i guess um i'm trying not to be super spammy here but you guys leave me with no choice i should have just done the thing where you run through the gate before it closes i'm certain that you can parry it i learned this recently it's so cool oh god that guy's coming up here also that alluring skull it's placed right there so that you drop it into the fire and kill the pig with it that's another the game keeps tutorializing even long after undead asylum i'm dead nope i'm not dead [ __ ] you no i tried to parry him so just spam this cool very very cool huh i'm still getting used to it i i i need to get like magic chops um you know do i want to come back and do the pig later let's just do this little hole here first and open the gate just want to open everything up you know this bait guy can finally get [ __ ] served that's amazing right now get all the other bait guys so who put armor on the pig this sounds like a simpsons episode honey why did you put armor on the pig okay decks to increase cast speed kind of figured but it's good to know wow wow really dark souls you're really gonna do that to me really gonna make me walk around this table you're not just gonna let me crush it with a jump so this is you know the people over at from software really have a thing for just ram and [ __ ] up pig's [ __ ] they did that in bloodborne this is like anor londo negative one what a douche item what a douche placement for an item this one said to roll i don't think you can even crush those with a roll traverse the white light why is this like extra glowy it's just because it's outside i remember this is one where you're just like oh it's pointless what the [ __ ] is up with those fog gates i i never understood what even was up with that is it just to like mark your progression in the games like data i don't even know you'd think they would just put up like a flag there you know so how much of a chump is this guy gonna be now i guess i need to let's go pull the switch first oh it's like for pvp [ __ ] it's like to determine where you are in the level so you can match up with other people for pvp i think that makes the most sense i don't know if that's true but that checks out to me it's my understanding of the world oh [ __ ] get out of my way thank you what is with this guy he sucks okay boss ahead omg you can see him there whoa oh oh oh one slash did that okay huh that very much caught me off guard everyone else was [ __ ] with me no now i'm gonna lose all my souls doesn't matter that much does this game have that [ __ ] where when you're like doing moves you take more damage because that must have been what that was if so get out of my life [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] okay that must be what that was then that explains it because that was i was like huh the random goon sword just took off like most of my health bar hmm okay well that was fun don't kill me please let's just get to this [ __ ] get to the bonfire okay okay i you guys saw me hesitate and want to do the speedrun trick somebody said do the speed on drake you guys saw i want to i will okay oh so here we are this is where we began the stream it's it's onion man and there's a stream down here too somewhere [Applause] [Music] need to get out humanity be just like the art [Music] forgive me i was absorbed in thought i am siegmeyer of qatar it's pronounced siegmeyer or a gate i should say guys it's [ __ ] pronounced ziegmire we've been saying it wrong the whole time i've been saying it seek maya at least it's quite typical pickles canonically exist in the dark souls universe come on just a tiny bit yeah there he is he looks like a guy i went to college with all right detour doesn't solaire have a blonde bowl cut under his helmet i think he has like a gamer ponytail solaire basically looks like 21 from the venture brothers he looks like gary zeke maya [Music] ah yes apparently andre was originally supposed to be like a descendant of gwyn which is why he kind of looks like him but then he just became a simple smith cool what if i want to learn a gesture um okay repair equipment sure sure oh god you have to repair your [ __ ] armor in this game right oh that's a fun mechanic um [Music] so i want to level up the long sword right because i want to eventually get a magic long sword is that correct chat sure all right i got a single shore so i'm gonna [ __ ] do it i mean i only used one titanite shard let's just get a couple more nope never mind let's not do that this is a silly place don't get yourself killed neither of us okay this guy i remember this guy did you guys know that this is like an open arena there's a big ass hole in the wall there that like you can see the forest outside i never realized that on my first playthrough it's it's a tiny it's not like a huge revelation or anything but it's just i was like whoa upgrade the staff we'll do that maybe i will dupe souls in this i i honestly don't have many compunctions about that i i don't feel the need to do like an insanely legit run you know should i fight him how much uh how much damage do these do to him i guess not a whole lot not a whole lot but this is this is kind of cheesy [ __ ] god damn no i i really was still in the estus animation from that dark souls 3 and bloodborne have spoiled me on taking estes because they don't force you to just sit there this is the dumbest [ __ ] fight ever oh i hit his hand we roll no god damn it i just i wanted to sneak out two of them at once let me just do it out here so i can take cover you know i heard something about how in dark souls 3 the titanite demon like slab like it's the runes on its face were decoded or something and it turned out it was like the origin myth basically retold in like hieroglyphics or whatever the dark souls runes they are pretty [ __ ] interesting how are souls currency well in this world they literally are that's uh i don't think that's an overlooked element that's very much a part of the lore is it not reaching really what the [ __ ] what where does the spell go when it doesn't reach what happens to the spell oh good oh and i got pulled in by his tail well i can do this if i just hit him with every spell it [ __ ] like goes to the poop dimension after a few feet it was doing so little damage that i just figured it was still hitting honestly like the whole like like gwyn deliberately split up his soul to give up to uh other people so that they could rule because souls are power it's like the first thing that's established sorry i'm not trying to i'm not trying to sound snappy but just that is very much a thing and there's characters that are greedy for souls there's i mean plenty of bosses where their whole thing is that they're just like sitting there amassing souls from like miserable people he's stuck i don't mean to sound indignant sorry this is so [ __ ] dumb by the way this is the stupidest [ __ ] fight it seems being closer to him actually also helps because uh he turns and then he has to take the time to go turn let me move nope couldn't move in time are you gonna it's just an infinite chain you can't do that you can't do that you have to dodge and then do it throw it and throw another one there you go oh no oh it dissipated that's a good position to be in wow what a guy what a absolute guy oh he almost jumped at me oh my god wow what a lame way to kill that guy again in my first playthrough that was like oh cool mini boss you know wow and i have eight sole arrows left let me go refuel that's terrible that is terrible ah yes he doesn't even give you a ton of souls apparently i i didn't know this but apparently every time you kill a titanite demon every other titanite demon in the game becomes stronger so if you go kill every other titanite demon in like sends fortress and [ __ ] then that one will be like hella buffed it's very interesting um can you hold your own soul yeah that's what they did in the intro cutscene oh god like the the fire the little flames yeah they're like a physical it's a physical thing uh and like the more powerful soul the more brightly it burns so it's assumed that a single soul is like you know the soul of a normal hollow undead attuned magic hold on i guess that's all i have um i guess yeah [ __ ] it just refuel um so god there's so much to do oh it's just there's it's so sprawling i was having so much fun playing hollow knight with andrew to those of you who don't know every once in a while i kept on over to andrew's place and basically just talk over him playing hollow knight and oh it's so fun and he was like oh man just everywhere i go there's just a new thing to explore and there's like things that open up past paths and [ __ ] like that and i'm like yeah yeah dude yeah feels great and that's the feeling i'm getting here too this shortcut should i just go to the undead asylum just while i'm here while i'm doing this is there a video of that somewhere yeah the vods are on lark's nest which is his uh vaude channel if you type exclamation mark exclamation mark lark in chat it should show you also i i almost really [ __ ] up that sentence really bad extra extra mason mark lark lark mark it's a shiny bird but it's fun i've been trying not to like spoil [ __ ] for him you know i'm trying to protect him all right take a little stretch oh is the command not working weird i don't know what's up with that it might be something different hmm oh it has a cool down i see someone already typed it dark souls has always had just a little bit of goofiness to it you know like like just a tiny bit like that's a little goofy the curl up like a ball i'm not an egg at all uh the like sigmar [Music] [ __ ] like that patches they seem to have a sense of humor which is nice but it doesn't like it doesn't like break the [ __ ] tone of the game at the same time oh [ __ ] [ __ ] these torch guys uh i remember them [ __ ] me up because i remember going wow i remember going back here and being like oh it's all just a bunch of like starter enemies but no they give them torches and they do way more damage and they're way more aggressive wow i [ __ ] up i really [ __ ] up is lark actually a priest or was that a joke he is a he he's a minister i think he's legally he can like marry people but he's not like a practicing priest no i don't i don't think there's a southern undead asylum i think when it says northern undead asylum it just means that's like the part of the asylum that they drop you off at i guess it's not even that worth it to like go to the firelink bonfire just in case oh [ __ ] i was on the wrong side he can legally make holy water that is like legit holy water and we drank it on stream okay i guess i'm getting these talisman oh and the talisman is what you cast miracles with right yeah to make holy water all he has to do is just spit in it basically no he has like he has like salt that he has to like enchant or some [ __ ] it's really hokey okay we're not doing the graveyard right now accidentally did that i've um wondered what what would happen if you could you just like cure the world of vampires maybe this happened long ago and this is why we don't have vampires whoa slick uh if you just took that salt and like put it in the ocean you know and then you did like the ceremony and it was just like the entire ocean is now holy also i'm here um why did i do this i don't know why i did that i i'm thinking about jumping into the well for like no reason there's literally no reason to do it it kills you i just need to go back to the asylum i i keep getting sidetracked because there's just like so much [ __ ] to do but i i definitely want the uh the rusted iron ring and after you get the lord vessel you can travel back to the asylum right fast travel i forget if it's one of the ones honestly i i don't enjoy the fact that you can only trans or teleport between selected bonfires or select there's just like i don't know i don't like it yeah i will level attunement i don't have any souls right now though i'm just doing like open all the doors get the [ __ ] oh i need the key oh right i need the key oh [ __ ] all right i'm just gonna jump off the edge or does the master key open it i don't know if the master key opens it i don't think it does let's run in and check and if i die then i die and i'm okay then i'll just go grab the cake i don't think it works there yeah i'll kill the black knights i'll get the doll don't worry i know the things i i'll probably just leave straight demon for later cause [ __ ] that oh okay all right gotta get the key i forgot about the key yeah my my plan when i was running past those torch guys was not to hurt them with my feet i am aware that i have attacks thank you i was definitely trying to go in and just see if the master key worked on that door which i i again i don't think it does it's like only a certain select few locks it's like a significant amount of them and some of them that are kind of like a huge progression like that one in the valley of drake's but i don't think it does that one i just figured if i if i ran into those guys with torches hard enough then then they would die all of them or if i if i ran next to them in the space next to him i thought that would be a really good strategy but i guess it didn't work out that well any plans for christmas i'm going to visit my family briefly it's covid and then uh i i'm thinking i'm going to stream undertale that might be on new year's instead though i think i might save that for new year's well this is this has been a disaster me trying to [ __ ] get this but now i'm gonna get it [Music] oh yeah it doesn't because then you could just do it at the very beginning that's true what's the super rare enemy that gives you a bunch of souls uh you might be thinking of a vagrant do you guys know those good and bad vagrants i had only ever encountered an evil one and only once but uh apparently there's good ones that are like titanite lizards basically all right so now i'm going to take my time wow that insta kills them still i love turning around while i'm casting it's good i've been bumping the soundtrack to undertale it's good [ __ ] [Music] okay so do i just cheese this guy with uh with soul arrows too it's very dark in here it's dark oh [ __ ] i hit roll it just didn't happen fast enough finding him in this like corridor with this is going to be slightly tricky if i'm intend to cheese him which i believe i do bubba there's two i don't know if i got an answer does two-handing the catalyst like do more damage or something i feel like it must help in some way even though it doesn't make any [ __ ] sense it's not how magic works in real life guys it does not this is just dumb just neglecting the video game right now oh my god oh and that's because i was mid-roll that was literally my entire health bar that was 100 of my help christ maybe uh i'm gonna try the dumb like germa thing this is like the exact spot where germa did this i hate that you can't be pressing any direction for the bee thing to work that's so dumb nope can't or or maybe i did it wrong or something i'll kill you wait peculiar very quite peculiar i might just i said i would kill the dark knights but or the black knights but i don't i don't think i will right now let's just get all the [ __ ] that i need to like progress later so i i i swear i seem to remember germa on that exact dark or black night i literally have called them dark nights a 100 of the time uh on that black knight he like he parried it maybe he paired it with his hand and then he switched to two-handed or something i don't know uh is it over here it's kind of dark hard to see all right it's over this side it's like the complete opposite end of the thing i got i just got to be real fast yeah i i think i might have just done it too slowly not gonna get got that time oh [ __ ] right oscar forgot about that guy what a bummer oscar is such a downer honestly whenever i invite him to a party he's always hollowing out and we gotta kill him again let's do it again um does he even give you anything does he give you like his armor i'll go i'll go deal with him in a bit oh i forgot these guys are here okay [ __ ] you know what you just brought up on yourself spells [ __ ] okay um it's just so funny they like can't do anything about it except like look through it and not get hit you know like sometimes it just does not hit them but otherwise they're just like oh this is sad i thought i swapped to two-hand pretty fast but i guess i i gotta be even faster or i just need to wait until i can [ __ ] carry my own sword okay i got the rear rear um can i jump out a window here no there's all gates everywhere wonderful rear time to cheese oscar it's like here then you see him through the door and you're like oh [ __ ] he's hollowed he's fat rolling a stupid fight i think you might have a magic resistance or something oh maybe i just need to switch to the dagger stop being a puss okay i can't lock on to him because the game does not want me to lock on lock on thank you looks dumb big clunky role yep okay this is very cool i should just probably fight him normally maybe i'll just fight him really normally oh no he's still walking for a second i thought he got like caught on the level oh he's walking backwards he's going crazy that was insane he's gone he's just gone is he gonna fall off the edge i'm gonna change my weapon while i'm doing this uh i guess just dagger and replaced with the dagger right what wait he's gone he's actually gone did we actually fall down what i guess these are here so you can safely descend huh that's the point of these statues or these things also what is the statue sorry i said the word statue because i got distracted by this these ledges that's the point of these ledges is so you can safely descend what the where did he [ __ ] go where is he oscar where did you where did he go he just like left there's another dark night down here i i almost said black knight and then i was like no it's dark night and then i was like no it's literally black night yeah i know he's not dead i guess i'll just try this that's cool oh god i keep accidentally swiping switching weapons when i'm trying to not do that and trying to heal instead do real damage please that do anything i i don't even see his health bar i don't even see his health bar oh there it is [ __ ] i think that's it for me it's not really doing much to him honestly and i'm not estes i'm out of here man i'm out of estes i'm out of here where is oscar where did he go i i don't know where he went i hear him i hear him he's here where is he how did i looked in i looked through there where'd he go man i don't know you like walked backwards up the stairs and out of my life i like looked into that little cage room and he wasn't even there he must have been like just out of view uh so i really can't i i really am not equipped to defeat these black knights right now uh so i think i'm going to leave i guess oscar i don't even really care can i please run past these guys this time thank you so i'll come back later but that's that's all i wanted from here i guess i thought i would be able to do more but i was not was not apparently there's an unused cut scene in the game of the crow taking you away from the painted world too which is interesting i don't know exactly how that works so i'm kind of glad they took it out and made it so you just like jump instead i love you standing up in there just going like what the [ __ ] just [ __ ] happened to me just that little shot of the guy standing up was so funny um doesn't this isn't this like to plunge onto petrus i'm pretty sure this is to plunging attack petrus right [Music] no never mind i guess he could from there okay well did that um now what i guess go beat gargoyles i'm like right here i got ten estus flask from firelink let's do it should i summon solaire let's just do it i don't need to be i don't need to detroit become human cool game cool game play that we are experiencing oh all right get the fire keeper soul here like a channeler up there yeah i love the channelers it's like apparently that was one of the lords like the the model for the channelers was like originally going to be one of the one of the lords um i thought i got like clipped through the world geometry there but i i just love that it's like seeth the scale is who you hear about at the very beginning uh he later becomes a very big player he's he's a major player in the story and uh you see his influence throughout the game from the channelers they're always in spots where they're like meddling with things sorry my alarm went off that was the alarm to take more ibuprofen um okay uh so i guess let's do this oh that guy's still there right that guy doesn't go away from the bonfire i think i learned that during the speed run is this is this message gonna be in reference to the speed run trick try close ranged battle oh safe zone ahead okay well uh can i like omega cheese these guys no i can't lock on that sucks my thing sucks here's a t-rex i guess should i get this guy over here [Applause] let's get this guy over here actually doesn't it need to be like a certain type of sword i think i need a certain type of sword to parry him with or something like that we'll see oh did i just get an extra estes cool for a second i was like humanity drop but not really this is not the way to do it no come down here yep you're in the perfect spot nope no i tried to get that parry sad people who don't know what i'm doing are going to be like wow this guy sucks and then people who do know what i'm doing are going to be like this guy is [ __ ] awful i am i am going to play demon souls remake don't worry i'm i'm hyped for it i'm looking forward to it look how slowly he's walking over here i think there's if you go closer it makes them like run faster come on down all right is that it nope didn't get it sad i don't know if the dagger is what you're supposed to do this with or not let's try it one more time it's not a huge deal just watch the dark souls speedrun if you really need to see this oh wow this dagger does [ __ ] jack [ __ ] nice nice attempt no come over here come over here come over here yeah here boy here boy girl boy all right does this work i think i did it did i do it yes i did yes i did sorry that's threw up okay okay let me move all right here we go oh it's at a funky angle i gotta go with the keyboard keyboard controls actually are better for this so here it is this is the glitch this is what you use and and i'm not gonna do this right now but in theory you use this to go past and and skip the uh you skip sends fortress gate skip a bunch of [ __ ] but uh i'm just goofing around basically you go down there and you just like walk for a while and then you can uh just cheese your way through but there i think the camera is fixed at a certain height so when we pass past that height i just got an arrow right in the [ __ ] doink uh when we pass past that height then it it changes the camera angle all right so what did i say i was going to do gargoyles let's go do gargoyles hmm there's no enemies i think there's no enemies that's kind of good uh so just go straight and then oh god there's like a ladder there's a ladder somewhere that i need to keep get on uh oh i don't know i don't know how easy this is gonna be folks read message uh oh oh baby oh baby yeah the ladder might not be there the ladder very well may not be there this is so [ __ ] cool i love this [ __ ] by the way i love [ __ ] like this is this the room i think this is the room oh worm's eye view okay well i guess i'm coming back down oh oh there's the parish wow then perish what is that oh i see a ghost climbing a ladder oh someone just rang the bell so to those of you who don't know that means literally in real life someone else just beat the bell gargoyles and rang the bell which is kind of cool i might need to use the death the instant death kill your own self sign here because i'm having difficulty and and you need to die to like reset it anyway yeah i'm i'm i'm lost i guess i could just quit out let's see if i was like on the right track at least i think this is the room with the ladder so let's let's see hand is feeling fine honestly it's not too bad usually when it feels bad though it feels bad after i've done a stream or like a play session you know ceases dieses uh oh dude no this isn't even the right way i think i could have gone up the ladder i really think i could have [ __ ] that's a lot of guys wow wowie yeah the bells in this game are exceptional simply exceptional bells in gaming i love uh illusory wall he put a good name too and i i think this is probably something that was already named but asynchronous online that is what this game has with like the messages and did you guys know about miracle resonance sorry gross snort uh it's like those little white circles on the ground that you find every once in a [ __ ] blue moon in this game you uh if you cast certain miracles near there that means someone else can in a different world cast a certain miracle if you cast a miracle there then it'll be like buffed it only works for certain spells though that's why i just said the word certain like 10 times he's dancing this is where i was trying to go [Music] yeah and there were like depending on how how many miracle resonance signs are around you can like get different levels of like buffs to your attacks and people literally didn't even know that there were certain levels of buffs that you could get because they never saw them because it was so uncommon and i think it's a really cool mechanic because it's like it's like faith the the they're all faith spells i think so it's like people who are of the same faith can like increase the power of their collective spell casting that's really cool i'm so sad that that doesn't that's not really functional in the game uh i guess let's just use the extra estes to uh oh god and i'm using the catalyst for this right yeah and look at that there's the duke dukes archives up there the duke archives duke's car keys okay well we'll see if this is loud as [ __ ] or not it seems loud as [ __ ] honestly turn it down before he roars okay kiss so oh my god i kind of want to cut his tail oh [ __ ] spell dissipated seemed like joseph anderson thing where it's just like well-leveled spell build against this boss just completely deletes it it takes away like a third of their health bar in like one hit it's so sad that you can't knock the gargoyles off the side oh also apparently uh there is outside of this arena if you were to fall down to the ground out there it's actually survivable fall so they had to change the distance they had to like put a kill plane in there manually so if you fall outside of this building it technically should be survivable but only by like a tiny tiny bit maybe i should kill the second one first so i can get the other one because the one that spawns in doesn't have a tail when it when it spawns in right something like that that's a perfect opportunity to do that to get the tail but whatever iconic fight even though i think it's just isn't it sort of oh [ __ ] i guess they both have their tails huh it's sort of paying homage to uh the what is it the man eaters from demon souls something like that oh [ __ ] he's got a tail whipping nae nae he's got a tail whipping nae nae oh i'm dead nope not quite piss oh everything's so slow compared to bloodborne i just want to get his tail this is like the worst i i should not have used the dagger for this actually [ __ ] it right because isn't there a guy later that i can get it off of in anor londo [Music] and does it even [ __ ] matter oh someone else just did it oh get the tail i just it's just i might as well right okay he's really not wanting me to [ __ ] hit that tail look at this [ __ ] all right one hit he's close to death one day close to death i don't know if it's like a certain number of hits that you have to do to the tail or if it's like a certain amount of damage because if it's a certain amount of damage then i'm screwed with this dagger oh god this is so dumb okay please piss oh this okay you know what you asked for it bro right in his dick whatever we'll get the we'll get the anor londo guy i think it is damage that you do so i should have equipped the long sword before that whatever okay well oh well we'll get it in anal rodeo where's the pardoner does he not show up until he come back down i think he does that actually i forgot that until this just very moment this very just moment so this is the ghost that we saw earlier was climbing this very ladder nice so what's with those gargoyles that aren't alive i don't know a huge amount about the gargoyle lore honestly i think they're placed there by the gods in anor londo yeah for a second i thought i pronounced it wrong and then i was like no i got it right so now in everyone else's game who's playing they all hear the ding or at least people who are connected online all right top 10 bells in gaming let's go that one's pretty easy classic again that's a fight that when you first play this game it's like how do i even beat this and then and then it's at a certain point it clicks apparently according to illusory wall this guy's leave covenant option is literally pointless there's like no reason abandoned covenant there's like no reason to do it literally not a single one well what is it um quest absolution right indictment oh you need to buy individual ones right i never [ __ ] around with all that like uh what is it like the way of blue or something like that or they punish the guilty i guess let's just get the book just for shits and giggles miracle talisman so i don't really need to care about that right oh [ __ ] i could have got one of these i kind of want the poison bite ring it's it's not even that necessary actually no i don't give a [ __ ] about these rings no his hands look at that gargoyle's hands in the distance suddenly hands oh he's still trying he's still god bless him trying to get out of there wow what a man what a man yeah i know uh poison bite is good but i i kind of want these souls just to like level up you know wait what is going on down there bruh what the [ __ ] kind of arrangement is this i need to plunge i need to plunge oh [ __ ] i may have deserved that and there you go god damn it okay i need to go back up there and get my souls because even though it's it's only over nine thousand i uh i do want those souls [Music] could have used the bone someone said yeah and not plunged onto like 10 dudes you're absolutely right i could have used the bone and none of us could have any fun it's absolutely worth plunging those dudes 100 percent i i i consider this a complete win spam okay i'm dead i'm [ __ ] stop stop what you're joking you're joking look at how much health that did that did all of my health i was like healed all right well it's not such a huge deal that was that was terrible i swear i like never used to even like notice the whole like counter mechanic i only started noticing that in bloodborne when i was just like wait there was literally no reason for that to kill me there was like what the [ __ ] where an attack just like randomly does double damage but i guess that's always been a thing also i kind of figured this long sword would like three hit kill this guy but no it does like a sixth of his damage like literally like a sixth of it it's pretty crazy i guess there's really no reason to go up here now [ __ ] that sucked everything about that sucked i still feel absolutely no regret plunging the guys but that recovering like the failed recovery of those souls really [ __ ] sucked i not two handing it i was i'm pretty sure i was two handing it what ninety percent sure i was doing it i mean it's weak no don't that's not what we're talking about i was two handing it though that's i was too hitting it i literally was delete oh delete god those tree models are pretty rudimentary huh like no don't change the subject you said i wasn't doing it whatever kick the bush oh right these guys take a [ __ ] ton of hits too i just need to like level i i wish i had used those souls to level i i really wish oh god i really wish uh havel had not like jank killed me on the stairs there too because i could have just opened that door i guess master key might work i think it does i think master key works on that door oh that was that was just good that was just simply good targeting there was not a whole lot i could have done to help with that there was not a whole lot of input that i had on that scenario i never realized when i was playing the dlc that the the arena that you fight the hydra in is calamites arena those are the same thing how [ __ ] is that um i guess uh havel is very magic resistance or very magic magic resistant right he's got great magic barrier great barrier reef is he not right there okay come out and do your funny prank havel no that's kill god damn it he does a fast one and he does like a slow wind-up one and he did the slow wind-up one um this is not even the [ __ ] way to go two handing a weapon multiplies your strength by 1.5 so when you have to do that to meet minimum requirements you wind up with less damage due to scaling okay i guess that's what you have to two hand the weapon you're already two handing meant i kind of understand um i don't really have a huge amount of direction right now i i don't really have like a goal i mean you know beat the bosses beat the game but oh this is not the weight do i pass it what past it right no where the [ __ ] is that it is that the way to go no what the [ __ ] wait am i i'm insane i'm an insane person i'm an insane person wait i'm an insane person i am insane i am insane what the [ __ ] where is the place to go what about it's like way further down than i thought it was i guess okay that's so weird i thought it was like right there i just thought it was like right there weird um so i i still didn't even get to [ __ ] like try hitting havel this is literally better than hitting it with a sword it's like they never quite figured out how to get the targeting system to lock onto tight knight lizards with your sword in any of these games honestly cool cool floating rock it is uh you know something i now can like understand because a lot of people uh we're criticizing the dark souls remaster because it was like it was just a frame rate boost basically which i personally don't give a [ __ ] at all um which is why i'm playing this version it had like very slight changes they added like one bonfire and changed a couple graphics and like i think they adjusted jumping or something like that but uh beyond that whoa it's really not much of a change and it's sad because this game really does feel unfinished like there's so much uh and not just in terms of like lore but just in terms of like the game i feel like a more involved remake would be really cool um so uh i would have to do the [ __ ] like change thing every single time i don't want to do that right now i just want like a real weapon that i can actually parry with and then get ripostes just normally walking these guys always walk these guys are literally like one of the first times oh my god one of the first times i ever made like a when you walk in joke was one of these guys because they always do that [ __ ] oh and i have angered the hydra don't lock on to him you scum [ __ ] cool rock um so i guess this is pointless the going down here was completely pointless then i guess i can go down to the valley of the drakes and get that bonfire but like i really wish like just so many tweaks could be made to this game for instance just off the top of my head right now making it so that you can teleport to every bonfire after the lord vessel i don't think that would break the game i i feel like that's a perfectly reasonable thing to want alright grass crest i'm going to [ __ ] get killed nope uh but like can you imagine if you're just able to travel to every bonfire how nice that would be and it really wouldn't like take away from anything that's just one of the things that's just kind of a pain about this game and it's like i appreciate during the first play through that feeling of like the world opening up once you get to teleport but after that having it in there for like replays of the game just feels unnecessary once you've like internalized the layout of the map you know and i'm glad they didn't do that [ __ ] in the other games can you imagine if dark souls 2 and 3 also had that same thing where they only give you the ability to travel like halfway through no thanks only needed to be done once um all right you used to you used to used to talk pop cell phone oh absolutely cheeky humanity so i don't know what i'm doing i'm just uh just [ __ ] around i'm [ __ ] around right now i'm opening doors you you you you you you oh god this guy it's pretty cool uh i think some of these guys their like body falls apart when they wake up it's like a wing and like a leg will uh will fall off let's just get out of here yeah boy that's a big puke it's sort of interesting that they're always hanging off cliffs exclusively i know it's just because that's like the 3d model they made for them and like the animations but i guess there's that one in the painted world that like crawls towards you yo yo yo yo yo yo probably jump across that if you [ __ ] hate life this is the this is the quintessential master key door um how do i have one soul it's mine that's my soul i'm talking about all right let's go to this guy yeah can can i backstab this guy does it do the funny dark souls 3 thing hold on no oh i guess maybe because i didn't have the necessary requirements to wield it so in my first play through this game i never knew this guy existed this is unusual you haven't lost your head but more importantly my head is big how on earth well i shouldn't pry i'm rickett that's once an established smith pickle rickert can you believe it i can it should give you like a yes or no option there for can you or can't you believe it oh no don't worry it's safe here i can't bear the thought of going hollow out there although i must admit he found a sweetly rotting bed to lie upon i could forward your weapons rather minimal tools i'll show you what made me the best hmm no gesture okay well this guy's boring just kidding don't let me wither away lied to this i'm just kidding oh let me talk modify modify equipment modify a quite might um god i really wish i had those souls i might do a little bit of grinding off stream i am starting to feel my hand so why would i do any of this i don't have any money come back soon smithing help so i need to bring him the magic ember i think that's after moonlight butterfly maybe i forget exactly where it is i i get all the embers i get all the members mixed up uh and then i guess there's really nothing else to do down here the this area was like the best [ __ ] thing for the randomizer because it would get all these guys randomized and they would all be in t poses because they're all in their idle position cool area cool [ __ ] game i'll go out of bounds in here too you guys know i like that [ __ ] i gained 20 souls yeah by killing one of these guys no i definitely can't backstab because of my i'm not up to the requirement get the fire keeper's soul that's probably a good idea let's do that might as well while i've got [ __ ] no souls and i'm down here i forgot that was here actually oh right and this guy's got an item transit curse whoa all right spooky ghosts spooky it's over here right something like that oh oh all right this this might be a run to my death oh why did i jump why would i jump there all right yolo yolo oh my god that was incredible that was incredible wow that guy's still pissed from the time i hit him with my [ __ ] sword also this guy's crying over this dead body here by the way just and that's i i don't think that's like a specific guy i don't think that's like lore or anything it's just like a little moment you can you can put in your own story for that you know fill in the blanks in your head that's one of those that's part of the fun hmm i need to google how to dupe souls again so that i can uh get that that you that free humanity off of the uh the lad you know the lad free humanity off the fire keeper's soul do it no god damn it he's walking oh [ __ ] come on no now i kinda wish you could kick these guys that would make it a lot easier i mean i could just you know what there is a way to cheese this man without doing this oh i mean you can get him to fall off here with like a a parry ripost but up here it's it's even easier okay couldn't walk past his [ __ ] zorb ball hitbox i died let's let's try to do it just for the [ __ ] of it i don't even care it's dark souls i'm having fun piss let me go somewhere one a direction please was a good miss at least it happens to the enemies sometimes too i guess it's like you basically just bring him up here and like get him near the edge without yourself falling off which is the most difficult part because it's very likely that you'll fall off get it so i can still riposte with this sword though it doesn't do damage that is not the [ __ ] direction i wanted to roll okay do your big jumpy spinny attack that's not a good idea [ __ ] wow some of those parries felt like they were good but weren't i should just try i don't know i have no idea there's got to be a way to get him to fall off the the lower cliff without the [ __ ] like there's a specific uh battle axe like perry or like backstab animation that you need to do to like get him to fall off right here i swear i'm doing that as fast as you possibly can i swear i'm like i'm like buffering that [ __ ] i'm doing it i'm like buffering it i swear that doesn't work or like the weapon or something the weapon i'm using come down here do your thing and then nope nope it doesn't [ __ ] work it's not a thing it's not a thing that happens at least not with uh not with my current situation this is he doesn't even like move backwards from it so i i don't think that's an effective way to choose him of course it's possible but it's just really finicky what was he doing mate [ __ ] uh maybe just the dagger i don't know the dagger doesn't even like do much but i can parrying these guys isn't too hard it's not like crazy and again yeah it's it's only like a 20 chance to even get this [ __ ] i tried to do the thing i tried as instinct instinct almost got hit by that through the wall that is a thing that can happen oh this guy i remember this exact jank he always wants to go back to his starting position oh wait that actually worked oh my god i was not expecting that and it's like i i there's no reason for me to do this right now because the [ __ ] black knight halberd won't even help me because you need like 50 [ __ ] strength to wield it let's just try to whoop this guy's ass screw it he's going down slowly but surely the air in between his legs didn't stand a chance oh messed one up all right just one more maybe oh didn't even hit me is that it are you done mate are you [ __ ] done mate are you done mate wait mate are you done are you done how did that not kill him i hit him with the dagger like 50 times when he had one pixel health huh literally hull i don't even understand i literally don't even get it like he was at zero health and i hit him like five times i don't understand wait no explain explain what just happened chat what just happened in the game what happened just now i i don't understand also rolling when you're locked on to somebody in this game is horrendous like literally what happened though like i don't even get it i do not understand oh i'm dead oh he staggered me by like stepping on my head okay but you guys saw the other times i hit him with the dagger right you like saw that how it actually did real like it it damaged him with with damage this is the insane it was like a pixel looks like a single pixel i don't know it's like you see that see how it did damage there you note how the move did damage i was in whatever lock that is for an hour there i just don't understand how it does so much damage on perry and literally less than zero on it it's like do i need to parry him five more times now let's parry him five more times how about it just in case right because one pixel of health is an entire health bar apparently all right one look he's got literally no health so 10 more backstabs right no what was that wait but he was out of health so he should still be alive right that was super weird did you see that how his health ran out and then he died i think that was like a glitch or something no i'm done but seriously that was [ __ ] [ __ ] like he was clearly [ __ ] dead he was clearly [ __ ] dead i don't think there's actually been i guess lark souls we didn't get the halberd but in the speed run i got the halberd and in my first playthrough i got the halberd and then in this one i got the halberd parrying those black knights is easy like it's it's not a big deal losing there i'm just i'm just salty because usually moves do damage is all i'm just used to moves doing damage in the video game that's that's my only qualm hmm i'm just typically used to games working no i i apparently it just does like negative [ __ ] zero damage when it's not a parry oh wow he followed me all the way up um i don't even know where to go there's so many places to go you know i actually had a safeguard in place when i did the speed run that was like uh it was like a it was like a cheat engine so it was like if i didn't get the halberd there i would just cheat and drop it into the game which is apparently how dark souls speedrunners practice because [ __ ] actually resetting the run every time you don't get the black knight halberd but then on i went through all that work to like set up that program before the stream and then i got good luck on the stream i hit him with the dagger it actually adds health to his health bar fun fact the dagger actually heals enemies all right um so now where am i even headed depths do i want to go lower undead burg depths route hmm weakness jumping off i wonder how many people like managed to cheese it that way their first time it's it's pretty tricky when you don't really get like or when you're new to like how the bosses work and [ __ ] i guess their their ai isn't that different um so i still can't open this oh uh hold on is the dragon there no dragon's gonna come and whoop my ass though pretty sure yep it's a drake whatever you know what the hell i mean i swear it's like in like a t-pose for a frame there a second or something like that i don't know maybe not a t-pose but it was just like gone okay so let's just chill here again i i am really enjoying this i'm i i love being back in this world like is it growls is that to indicate that it's getting irritated there's like the low frame rate low frame drake oh he got the big foot all right oh you ready i might not actually get it this is a very delicate difficult trick so just be careful here i did it i did it janked i'm now on the outskirts of the cliff [Music] um and where do i go well i did it oh now my souls are going to be there literally how could i [ __ ] it up anymore i guess you know what i'm going to dupe some souls i'm going to like google how to dupe again off stream because i forget uh fun fact actually there was a the method of duping that i was using in the dark souls speed i'm gonna get killed uh the method that i was using in the dark souls speedrun was uh apparently a version of it that only works or it's like the only way you can do it in the remaster or something like that and so i was doing an unnecessarily difficult version when there's like a trillion times easier version hold on no i gotta i'll tell you what i'll do i'm gonna end the stream soon uh but i i want to go perry the pig next stream i will have an actual [ __ ] weapon to use so that parrying things isn't this [ __ ] like do your taxes type process also thank you for targeting the guy behind me in the other room rather than the guy directly in front of me attacking me game thank you you got you all saw that right i guess uh just kick him i could just use the spells too i keep kind of forgetting i have those but i i want to reintroduce my parry skills too because i i'm used to bloodborne the way bloodborne works where it's a lot more viable to just spam ah yes the french i i this is a very directionless stream all right perry the pick perry the pig perry the pig perry the pig yeah it's because there's like trillion other enemies in here that's why nobody ever parries the pig that's why nobody knows how you can do it because when you walk in there it's like hey do you want to target literally anyone else but the pig i'm gonna do it i just need to kill all the other enemies painstakingly and slowly before i can get an attempt at doing this i don't technically need to lock on but uh i want to oh that's good that's good so yeah i'm basically going to kindle every bonfire for free because i'm gonna dupe fire keeper souls spoiler alert [Music] no okay i was like don't hit the pig all right pig it's you and me there's arrow guys but otherwise it's you and me come on no i didn't do it i didn't do it say the line bart you gonna charge nope okay we're gonna do it we're gonna do it i think this pig perma dies when you kill it too so i don't i want to be careful god it's just like i just gotta sit here for like 12 minutes killing these guys every time it really does uh sorcery is kind of boring against enemies i guess it's just like yeah just keep doing that just keep spamming from a distance and running away i don't know apparently to some people this is what a fun video game is this is how some people play fighting games so you know okay come on do it now [ __ ] it's hard it's hard oh charge me no not now [ __ ] okay that's good now he's gonna charge nope those arrow guys really suck too okay pumbaa yeah pumbaa i can stop that please this is like the most annoying place to do this i'm going to go run up and kill those [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god charge me charge me i i hate these guys so [ __ ] much 60 frames per second would help with the parry wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait people who have this game running at 60 frames per second or they get easier parries excuse me is this a thing oh that's good is that a [ __ ] thing more frames equals more parry frames oh my god target the [ __ ] guy that's right there uh but aren't there also more attack frames isn't it like all the frames are doubled i don't really get how that works cool you need to do it like mid charge also he charged like three times the normal distance that he charges that's weird you just charged like a ton more oh oh this is not a good place to do this because he's just gonna turn around every single [ __ ] time he looks like pumbaa it's like that one part where they're like in the lion king where they're like get it pumbaa farts funny joke in the lion king god damn it do you remember do you remember when pumbaa farted in the lion king as a kid i was like come on guys let's let's grow up let's be mature here i'm just gonna [ __ ] run in here and [ __ ] try to do it over and over again until i get it i i hate that i hate that i'm not going to target i'm literally never going to press the target button again doing this i'm never going to kill me i'm never going to do it again i'm literally never going to do it again because it will never target the pig it will never target the pig it's like is it have we not created technology where the person that you're pointing the camera at no game has seemed to figure this out that the guy you're pointing the camera at not the guy who's closest to you physically is the guy you're trying to target that's like insane it's like you're not always aiming it like perfectly at the enemy that you're aiming at but like it really seems like they haven't even like tried to do that like i've uh i just hate this because there's like the arrow guys everything sucks about this okay what weird guy is it gonna [ __ ] target onto this time no oh that felt perfect then the arrows just come out of his eyes hmm i'm just gonna try this a little bit more this is so pointless it's like you can just google a video of it happening but i kind of want to show it off it's like killing the pig the normal way is like a trillion times easier than this as you can see god i love how arrows travel so slowly in dark souls also this guy just loves being in like the worst place oh wow i hate you i i really do hate you you random undead soldier i truly hate you go in somewhere make up your mind i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you thank you make up your [ __ ] hmm shall i go up the stairs or shall i go down hmm let me think eat [ __ ] and die okay i'm gonna wait for him to go all the way [ __ ] down and i've got estes all the enemies are killed i'm just gonna try a bunch of times in a row that whole [ __ ] with with parrying literally being easier if you're playing this game in 60 frames per second that's like angering me that's like yet another thing where it's like oh get good ie install the get the mod that makes the game work easier like maybe that's why i had so much trouble parrying gwyn too yeah i got a new mic recently how do you guys feel about the new mic sounds okay if there's anybody i think i think i'm just about at the settings that i like want it to be at i swear to god i'm doing this [ __ ] timing as well as i can all right turn around go back let's [ __ ] wait 10 hours they like play like tuba music because they're like get it because he farts anybody know the [ __ ] dumb part where like walks out of the pool and they like focus on his ass and i'm like you just birthed like a thousand disgusting furries wow that charge came out of nowhere god damn it i did this before stream by the way when i was when i was going around to like sigmar as swampy gus i did this parry against the pig because i was like curious and i managed to get it but here i am just simply not getting it okay he's gonna charge from being turned around is that really what he's doing right now yeah the lion king is single-handedly responsible for most furries do you charge no that's not the right charge i think it's only a specific charge move that you can do it with it's this one no that's not it that's not it god damn it i'll never get this i'll never get it i honestly do resent the lion king because every single time you know you just you like see like a drawing of a dog even that's just like innocent and you're like i know a furry drew this because they all have the [ __ ] lion king face where they're all like you know they all have the [ __ ] furry face and it's all the lion king's fault no the furries existed long before the lion king it's just uh it birthed a generation of them wow [ __ ] me i i i swear i'm just gonna give up like this [ __ ] i feel like i'm doing it the right timing and it's just not even working but i swear this is a thing you like bump him off to the side it's like the charge happens and you like just like you like repel him oh my god okay yeah yeah yeah cool oh this is so [ __ ] annoying just to like show ah what look how far away i am i just wanted to read the message i just wanted to read look how far i am what okay for a second i thought it was just gonna like get rid of rusted bonfire that was insanity that was insanity i'm sorry i'm so pissed about that i'm just gonna run in run don't target oh the p oh the pig's still going mate yeah the pig's still going back night because it's a special enemy mate yeah god so now i still have to wait even though i rested at the bonfire and got all the enemies back that's so cool kill me please please kill me please kill me this is just miserable this is like classic like i just want to show like a just a thing just a little thing but the entire video game does not want me to do that the whole 100 of this game does not want me to show this the literal entire video game does not want this to happen just have to like painstakingly take out all the other enemies every single time you want to try to do this this is why nobody knows this exists by the way this is why nobody knows about this this is why there's like not a single person on the [ __ ] planet who did this in their playthrough that's good i know there's pigs in the archives but then i can't get the actual ass stab on them that's kind of the whole point it's just like like i'm not just tilted right the entire layout of this entire area is like perfectly conceived to make this the most [ __ ] cbt thing to attempt like i'm not just salty about this i'm definitely mad i can feel my blood boiling right now but come on just come on please please do your dumb charge i don't even [ __ ] know it might be with only certain shields i don't know i don't know i i feel like i've done every variation of the parry timing that you can even [ __ ] human do like change the shield like i feel like the it's it's perry perry perry perry shield with with a parry right it should work it's fine but this is this is like literally like no like it won't happen oh oh i can't even use that huh did i have it was that one handing the [ __ ] i i couldn't use that shield oh oh my god oh [ __ ] me i didn't know shields had equip requirements oh my god wow okay try it with the fists maybe i don't [ __ ] know no ugh this is a massive [ __ ] pain in the ass it's like the principle of a thing at this point the small leather shield has better parries good god [Music] it's probably the one i was using it's like i just feel like i've tried every different frame that didn't even happen it didn't even happen that time wait what it literally did i i pressed the button and nothing happened excuse me literally nothing happened there i pressed it like way too early and nothing happened not a single thing what what was that what actually was that was i out of stamina i might have been out of stamina i this this is the [ __ ] worst this is the [ __ ] like i did again am i crazy or is it like perfectly constructed to be the absolute worst for doing this this just feels like absolutely every enemy in this entire room is made to make this the absolute [ __ ] worst it's like why do you gotta yeah i get it you're a [ __ ] pig you're charging yeah i get it you're scuffing your foot on the ground just come over here before these guys [ __ ] all swarm me eat [ __ ] and i think once he starts doing that like flip move it like you can't parry that i think once it does like once it's just the charge please just move just go just go there we [ __ ] go i don't even care i don't even care that i died that's all i wanted to show that's all that is it folks that's literally all i wanted to show you holy [ __ ] [ __ ] that was annoying that's literally it that was that's literally the entire that's it and then you just you butt stab him and it's the exact same as a normal butt stab animation wow that was [ __ ] annoying wow that was so [ __ ] bad man i'm sorry i you probably didn't like watching that i didn't like it happening so we're all on the same page we're all on the same page if everybody hated everything that just happened in the past like hour of this stream i agree i hated it too he just you just the charge just gets pushed off to the side and then you get like a free butt stab on him that's it that is it all right folks now let's let's go off this [ __ ] cliff that was terrible yeah that would be cool and practical practical if it wasn't the one pig in the game and also if uh you know that area wasn't perfectly [ __ ] like fine tuned to the pixel to be the absolute [ __ ] worst that there's more picks but i think that is literally the only one in the game that you can actually backstab right i'm pretty sure there might be one other that you can backstab but all the dukes archives ones have uh have like they have like booty covering that's just as miserable and i think we learned today why nobody knew that that was a thing okay okay well folks i had fun [ __ ] around despite all my screaming about how i'm literally i'm going to die in real life uh but no it's dark souls it's neat uh it is it's it's a flawed masterpiece so it's it's got it's got flaws there are parts that feel clunky and weird but all the cool little details just make it so worth it the fact that you can parry the pig overpowers the fact that parrying the pig is the worst [ __ ] thing ever uh anyway that's that's enough for today i'm gonna go ice my hand and take some [ __ ] ibuprofen and take a [ __ ] xanax to like cool down my mood yeah dark souls 3 definitely smoothed a lot of that stuff down and then dark souls 2 well thanks for watching guys bye

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Length: 210min 15sec (12615 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 24 2020