[Full stream] - OFF [Part 1]

[Music] so [Music] [Music] so [Music] so yo the beat go off [Music] this is uh who's the [ __ ] guy on red litter media the dude who did like it was like lounge christmas music christmas with dennis this is somewhere over the rainbow with dennis [Music] g g bill two streams that's right i actually did it the absolute madman let me just turn off my cave sounds shut up dennis i'm gonna play off today this is uh considered to be one of the upper echelon of the earthbound type game it sort of stands alongside lisa the painful undertale that crowd i've played it before so uh i mean still don't have spoilers in the chat i guess i don't remember too many like super clear details but i remember it being a pretty cool game even though i'm not a huge fan of rpgs so yeah i'm excited to play it it's a bit of a spooky game it's it's more depressing than spooky honestly uh i'm ill prepared i just realized i have my hoodie on uh this is a standing string if you can if you can hear that i'm like carrying myself differently or something it's because i'm standing up fully at my standing desk uh this is the first time i've done this so hopefully the desk doesn't [ __ ] collapse midstream i do have a bunch of stuff on it and these legs look kind of spindly but i know from when i carried in the box that they're quite heavy and sturdy okay let's get the game so yeah i hope you're all ready to feel real bad it's an rpg maker game and it always opens in full screen and i have to do the old alt enter as soon as it's booted up oh god my screen just flashed nope sorry it probably looks like doo doo there we go let's see is that a good volume for you guys it is a short game i don't know if i'm going to finish it tonight or not no idea one or two parter is my guess but i remember cranking it out in like an evening show us your old save file i don't know if it's on here hold on i got my snes controller for this i think i have all the proper buttons like bound uh let's see continue oh yeah look at that there's my old save file uh so here we go loud bit loud most people are saying good if this text is hard to read please exit the game and install the font files yeah i already did that turn it tiny tiny tiny tiny bit down all right keep me updated i'm good it's possible that certain scenes in this game are shocking to an unwarned public or maybe not uh so this is a french game i think i forget i should have looked this up before the stream the creator of it goes by some [ __ ] dumb name like he's like mortis or something like that i forget exactly what it is someone will let me know mortis ghost that's it uh not necessarily a dumb name but it's kind of funny it's i like directors that go by some enigmatic title the musical pieces and sound effects of off created by alias conrad coldwood are an important part of the game it would be a shame to play without them okay unproductive fun time okay um smith sure smith smim uh smith that's good yes uh boy if you if you select girl is the batter a girl no actually no as we will see i should have just said jacob welcome you have been assigned to a being called the batter so this game demolishes the fourth wall straight away the batter has an important mission be sure that it's accomplished we will let you out in zone zero good luck for more information find the one called the judge here we go this game's got a great soundtrack i've been listening to it the last few weeks that's what made me think of playing it to move my body use the arrow keys on your keyboard so the the main character talks directly to you to interact with the environment use the space bar or the enter key all right cool so yeah rpg maker i think uh what year did this come out my guess is 2011 but i might be wrong zone zero oh yeah the soundtrack is so cool you sure is is that a bit quiet maybe there cannot be any oh this is the little cat there cannot be any other living beings in zone zero so i must assume that you're only a mere figment of i'm never gonna do that voice again of my imagination [Music] can i move forward oh [ __ ] what [Music] oh i don't have the right keys bound apparently [ __ ] it's kind of quiet okay uh what what else did he say [ __ ] i don't remember what they said spacebar okay thank you thank you thank you thank you [Music] oh did my controller just like disconnect is that what's going on oh that's what's going on that's cool okay a really cool thing has happened we can hear your sink dripping okay well my my controller has decided to disconnect i'm going to fix this that's this is dumb shouldn't have happened [Music] pissing just sounds pissing 2008 damn oh come on controller wait what's going on with my snes controller here this sucks i might have to end up just playing this on keyboard i'm not too torn up about that but uh hold on give me just a second guys i'm gonna get my xbox controller and try that and if that doesn't work then i'll just do keyboard sorry i didn't i don't know why this is deciding to happen now it's just a thing i guess oh god [Music] cool piss stream uh i'll just do keyboard [ __ ] it my my xbox controller's downstairs i don't really care that much all right sorry about that guys uh yeah the controller was just defective i had it bound to the right buttons nevertheless i will introduce myself i'm the judge and i'm aching to know your name dear illusory interlocutor i always thought the translation was a little weird i think it might not even be official i think it actually is i'm the batter i've been assigned to a sacred mission there's like purring when this cat talks it is a pleasure however it's not the puppet i was addressing but the puppeteer controlling it what is your name dear puppeteer he's talking a dead ass grapefruit his name is smig he can't talk to us i've heard of faith i don't know i don't know if i'll check that one out however he can hear and see everything there's a lot of indie games and like modern like more recent releases that i'm aware of but i don't add to the list i don't know why i'm like biased against new games i think even though you too are but an inexistent apparition in my eyes let it be said that i am delighted to meet you as well dear sming i'm gonna get better at pronouncing that horrible horrible name [Music] we put vowels all over words for a reason i believe we're in need of your services by the way this game's like kind of pretentious but i kind of love it it's it's very fourth wall breaky it loves to do that many people are in need of my services you know everybody loves cats we rub ourselves against their legs and purr in the most insistent manner they adore that cats are great not this cat [Music] i'm not thinking about that kind of help pretentious is not always bad see i used to think that too apparently the actual definition of pretentious is is like exclusively negative i used to think it was just like oh like lofty i used to think it was basically a a synonym for lofty or something like that you know but no pretentious means thinking you're smart when you're not i learned that semi-recently whatever i see but what sort of service could i offer to an ectoplasmic entity [Music] i have a sacred mission to fulfill i must purify the world there is no objective more laudable than yours i accept to serve you as a guide through the area if it is of any help to you thanks i love the splish splash love love love someone said i dare you not to say aesthetic the whole stream is static a luck ticket i remember those those are like healing items right something like that kitty allow me to confess that i find you quite tangible for a phantasmagorial being all right like somebody people are saying like hot take for like pretentious i just said a little and look at this line all right continuing might you in fact be a creature of flesh and blood i think so yes so i've been mistaken from the beginning you did not even interrupt me in my deluded phantasms this is relatively bizarre i must say for you are the first living being i was given a chance to encounter in this lieu [Music] i had in fact concluded that zone zero was an empty land obviously i was misled however there exist other zones and in those territories the risk of hostile individuals attacking you in the most violent manner is quite high your sacred mission will likely i really have to pee does anyone else have to pee your sacred mission will likely lead you into these lands would you like me to teach you the art of violent confrontation i'm ready to hear the battle music oh never mind we're still gonna hear piss music blame french [Music] also i'm just gonna say it outright i'm not a big fan of like turn-based combat so i might say the b word a few times boring this play through and i ask that any rpg fans not be offended this is just my like [ __ ] brain not enjoying systems [Music] uh this here is the battle screen as you can observe this game has an auto fight feature which i will be using uh this here is the battle screen as you can observe you will find yourself placed at the right hand side of the screen your opponent however in this case yours truly will be located on the left the correct place for a single combat at the beginning of combat you'll be confronted with a choice you have to decide whether to attack auto or flee i remember it being uh not too difficult i remember i mean there were a few bosses where i was like all right i need to take off auto attack [Music] that's not where this game's strengths lie attack naturally permits you to engage the fight in the classical fashion if auto is your decision the computer will make the strategic choices in your place making you simply the spectator i i don't know exactly what the ending situation is i might end up looking that up or looking to chat for answers uh because i don't think i i i mean i got one of the two options when i played it the first time and i want to get the other option this time hopefully it'll like jog my memory as i'm going through finally flea as it as its name indicates is the option of the coward i dehort this alternative but now it is the time for the offense now it is time for the offense sorry they kind of like talk like starfire from teen titans or like data on star trek [Music] choose attack select the batter and then choose attack anew to off me with your back do not utilize the auto function the computer will not hold back and i would i would take the risk of dying taking my secrets with me to the grave damn i wonder if that would actually happen i'm not gonna risk it okay attack attack the thing excellent dear sportive companion okay so the main character's a baseball player too i think this is never elaborated on or explained i think that's just a thing i i might be forgetting something but i don't think there's any reason why he's a baseball player i'll have to think about it there are many things in this game that i feel went over my head on my first playthrough excellent you must consider the fact that the batters and the enemies levels determine the impact of your assaults [Music] it is he's just a batter blushy face the [ __ ] the [ __ ] does that mean what are you implying it is possible that you or your adversaries could avoid the barrage of attacks that you will throw at each other with slinus on occasion your cast iron will get you a critical hit which will cause teeth to fly in heaps you know what it sounds like it sound that particular the way i said that and that sentence sounded very night fail but let us move on if you're willing to you may have noticed that when you choose chose attack for the first time after you selected the battery a new window opens up on the lower right hand on the side of the yeah likewise soul adversary competence permits you to use one of your special skills objects will grant you access to the items you're currently carrying yes the water is in the game finally you know when somebody mentioned faith earlier i was thinking about pony island and somebody was like you ever played pony island probably won't check that one out either finally you have yet again the opportunity to flee but remember solely the batter is responsible for that option in his personal menu right you get like familiars later on what about trying to utilize an object take this luck ticket and use it on the batter's person with gratitude the battery's person it's like not technically wrong oh what oh let's see that was my previous attack objects luck ticket batter boom impeccable your mastery of battle borders on brilliancy my friend but there's one thing we have not yet addressed [Music] i'm of course talking about competences is that how you say that competences [Music] they are generally in layman's terms special moves they can trigger surprising effects they may induce a resurgence of health points or maybe in and of themselves powerful attacks nevertheless know this any use of competences leads to a conception of competence points b actually cp means much worse things i i'm not going to go down that road of jokes so i ask that you use these skills sparingly once your cp are completely consumed it will be impossible to carry out heavy assaults coconut pun let's say that [Music] and if you happen to cross swords with a tougher opponent before being able to get some more cp victory i now i can't not think of it that's awful uh victory will be uncertain that's terrible chris pratt i just gotta thank chris pratt chris pratt chris pratt that's that's like the gallows-ist of the gallows humor you know but try it right away choose competence and try using the wide angle which will allow you to analyze your enemy is that how you spell analyze um hmm [Music] wait competence wide angle oh that's uh that's like inspect the judge an odd appearing cryptic cat fahrenheit health 30 competence no weakness or resistance that's that laugh i i've recently developed a fondness for witch laughter that's like i i've been practicing so it's like in the car every once in a while i'll just cackle you now know not only all about me but also about the art of combat about the wide angle know that its analysis will always be based on the start of the battle thus it may accidentally analyze adversaries you have already knocked out for a long time huh confrontation ends theoretically i don't get what that meant theoretically when the health points of your team are all yeah when you die you die if you want a successful career in purification that's like our mission is to purify by just murdering everything from now on you'll be ready to crush all impure obstacles that get in your luminous missions way enemies already dead still get info okay well supposing your intelligence is on the same level with your undeniable capability of dealing bat blows to an innocent cat be it as it may your training has not reached its end yet thank god because this is really fun let me ask you to follow me if you still want me as your guide okay blah blah blah there's an easter egg in that tutorial probably bank of spirit what's the issue my thoughts exactly chat what's the issue bonk ah yes to pass through here you need to use your cerebral organ you know the one bathing flabbily in your tired cranium some of these lines are so night vale yeah this music is night vale i believe those floating blocks correspond to the symbols you can see on the wall in some way or another i wonder what's for dinner oh [ __ ] all right activate certain ones of them more than one time i remember some of the puzzles in this getting pretty brain twisty intriguing that is definitely not how you spell intriguing i wish we joined the ground floor as soon as possible i will say when i first played this i did it without a guide which i was popping off about but i am already feeling pretty stumped by this one what do you mean there's six numbers and there's eight blocks i see two okay okay i see one two three four five six actually no i think i got it yeah eight big brain big brain big brain i figured it out phone phone buttons ahaha finally after all that exertion the eagerly awaited recon recompense recompense i don't know what that word means makes its entrance to the scene the music is so like it's off the wall it's offbeat that was the sound of my bow tie spinning around i think there's something elsewhere that hints at this right reward ah i'm just gonna take a picture of this with my phone i'm not right actually no i you know what there's a little bit i'm gonna look up some of the later solutions because i remember there was like one puzzle in particular that was so like dense and insane but just for fun i know chat could take this down for me but i'm going to get out my little new blues clues note bad but i'm going to write it down it's kind of fun four four i remember i've done this with games before and it's kind of fun i should have put up the webcam i'm sorry uh 287c see let's see okay i think it must be in like center or something [Music] cheating that's not cheating i remember i took notes when i played gone home and that was kind of fun uh so four four [Music] eight two eight seven and then c must be s center or cat oh god chat has planted the seed of doubt in my mind crunch num nom crunch i'm gonna go center [ __ ] okay must be the bottom one right that's that's my only other guess so four four eight these puzzles are kind of fun i was kind of dreading this because i remembered the puzzles but uh no they're kind of neat yeah there you go crunch nom nom crunch the overworld sprites are a little like come on you know like the sprite for the batter is like bruh safe block right here is an accessory that's going to be especially helpful on your purified quest dear enlightened student and sportive friend it is a cube hovering in mid-air as you have likely noticed nevertheless you will be able to differentiate it from similar ones by the contrast of bad taste it imposes on your view of its clashing color defying any sensible it's a save block all of this to say it's a [ __ ] save block it's a [ __ ] safe block i'm getting sick of talking the nothingness is a lieu of transition outside of space itself no it's not pretentious at all nah we can travel at the speed of light that's pretty good open your wings my dear companion and hurry away towards the following zones without hesitation your only enemy is the fear that will grab you okay me too batter do not worry i too travel a lot through the different zones of the world you'll newly meet one another eventually without doubt he's like the cheshire cat by the by take this this object of a curious name will be the key that permits you to enter zone one yes leo card okay cool i got a leotard health pointed competence points completely restored block two i guess i'm totally gonna save over my original file if it puts you on the first one every time we'll see [Music] yeah this is stay in your coma right the world map is so weird oh no the music here is just whispers right it's like uh super paper mario that one creepy world look at the world map question mark oh god zone two three is asmr zone one i've listened to the soundtrack of this game so much not that particular track but uh once we get to the battle music and there's a few songs in this game that are just great no okay it puts you on block two great i forgot an item well i'll go back for it if i need it we'll hear that sound effect a lot is it is it seems like it's difficult to judge what the uh volume of this game should be i'm gonna keep it where it is for now but let me know at any point yeah i was thinking does stay in your coma appear in the game i don't know if it does i remember it doing that my thought was the menu screen but it wasn't that okay really useful means of transport to get about zone one it's the game over music uh please select your destination damien sure yeah the graphics are super weird there's there's lots of this sort of scratchy pencil style we see a lot of that in the combat [Music] welcome to the smoke mines may i know who you are are you an inspector no i'm the batter i've come to exterminate the impure spirits the batter the impure spirits are you some sort of prophet or perhaps a man of belief something like that i'm being led by smig i don't know he must be a member of the superior personnel in any case that's good it means our requests have been acknowledged here i'm going to explain your task oh by the way andrew are you still streaming is andrew still streaming he was streaming some [ __ ] insane [ __ ] when i hopped off he was like painting shrek eating the moon in 3d that was so good andrew that was so [ __ ] good whatever i if it's still going on i i would recommend people watch it but it seems andrew's done you had the smoke mines of damien the southern part of zone one i was saying andrew uh germa has this weird thing that lets him see chat in his hand when he's doing vr uh which you know might might want to try i don't know i don't know if i would want to use that if i was doing vr but uh just a thought here we send workers into deep tunnels to unearth metal from the ground freeing embedded smoke that was tracked trapped in the depths so i remember the four zones are like themed after elements but they're all like post-industrial themed elements like smoke and meat and metal and stuff i can see yeah i can already see chat in my nightmares that that tilt brush [ __ ] was awesome i was also saying if you wanted to make a channel trailer that would be good material for it for that vod channel at least thanks to a variety of tools we are able to put some of it into bottles which the queen sends to other zones sorry i'm like backseat streaming andrew from a stream the rest of it flows free forming the air that our lungs inhale and exhale uh so we can live weird there's sort of a theme of like being indoctrinated into unnatural things as the first of the four elements it's an important element and there's like realistic drawings here that must be from some like old like french textbook or something yeah there's a [ __ ] now because without smoke people would have nothing to breathe and there we are so finally uh how do i put this where are the impures ah yes there we go there are many specters in the minds they are becoming more and more aggressive the pizza is aggressive but uh in fact it would be better if you didn't enter the mines because because the regulations forbid visitors to access them so here's what we're gonna do there's an annex tunnel that nobody ever goes to but a miner went in there some time ago and he saw something strange he said nothing like the usual so i thought maybe it's the chief of the specters so there's your task i'm gonna kill the boss ghost if you accept you'll go into the annex tunnel and kill the chief of the specters then the specters will disappear and we can work properly again there we go do you have any questions no i like that the battery is a man of few words but he actually does talk it feels like kind of a cliche to have like silent protagonist here but he actually does say [ __ ] and he talks to you right i might sit down at a certain point i can do that because uh i have a standing desk just not trying to flex or anything just saying i can [ __ ] put it up and down not trying to flex at all no well well who do we have here is it not that's is it not smimk and his picturesque jumping jack the batter are you the specter's leader no no certainly not i'm only passing through not unlike the smoke which is being extracted from this pale metallic place however i believe i know where the one thing you're look taking for an ectoplasm can be found oh it's this thing to tell the truth i'm perplexed i think it's one of those peculiar objects called a spherical add-on i very well tried to approach it but the operation has failed systematically so far but i'm thinking it sounds like he's trying to extend the length of an essay with these words actually i'm gonna sit down it's nice i can just like it's so nice i hope it doesn't break i heard from some reviews they were like the motor went out i was like oh god i don't want that yeah the party members are onion rings basically this is like the soulless depressing version of a paper mario companion it's like a [ __ ] white circle but i am thinking uh maybe you i don't know why that sounded italian one who does not have a physical order will succeed in affiliating this spiritual entity to yours get it add-on alpha has joined you what an exceptionally intriguing phenomenon i must admit that i remain perplexed by this unexpected metaphysical reaction it's great is sitting i repeat gray is sitting on a [ __ ] chair someone says it's true fair enough since it has decided to accompany you i only i know only to advise you to make the best usage possible of it got it the chief of the specters isn't here he's got he's a one-track mind the batter sorry but i fear i have to respond in the negative all that two letters no he's making a big essay apart from this add-on i have not crossed the way of a single soul in this lou okay okay um let me in he wasn't there bugger crap i believe that i'll have to let you enter into the main gorgeous then but the regulations oppose it it's a very special case as stated in paragraph five i like that their laws make uh make exceptions for very special cases sorry i'm just drinking some delicious water [Music] by the way on the soundtrack is just the sound file of the like gasp that these guys do it's like the first one on the soundtrack there are phantoms down there they keep us from working properly but now it's break time for me anyways what are you doing here are you the mine inspector you've come to eliminate the specters that's good news oh [ __ ] it's this guy oh never mind no the lamps don't always work in the end most corridors since everything looks the same around you it's easy to get lost is that a reference to how this is a tile-based rpg there are phantoms in every corridor be careful mister good music and besides who has let you enter normally the regulations prohibit external visitors i'm not even gonna give him the [ __ ] time of day show yourselves corrupted children i'm the voice of forgiveness that'll eliminate your calamitous forms oh my god that was loud dot prepare yourselves to suffer my judgment that's how he talks that's how he does it hell yeah banger everybody knows this if you know one thing from this game it's the song all right time to fight ghosts uh oh yeah it's like timed right attack [Music] oh god that's very loud what's up with that it's so loud hold on that's that's probably good all right attack oh yeah my little ring alpha so i gotta wait for those little bars to fill up is that a good volume now no all jokes aside i know people are crying louder but jokes aside that good [Music] are they even attacking me good volume okay [Music] oh [ __ ] there they go so i'm probably going to put it on auto for most of the game but i really liked it one of the best parts of this game is the in game like in battle art [ __ ] but this is uh i guess this is what you call a hybrid real-time and turn-based system [Music] the effort is admirable to make rpg combat fun but i don't know yeah people i've been seeing lots of people talking about undertale and it certainly is this game definitely is is in that sort of group uh it's definitely a lot more depressing i've never played lisa the painful but i would bet it's more on the side of lisa the painful than undertale in terms of tone uh adversaries purified 80 credits with no space oh tons of luck tickets deleted this add-on is fighting by my side that's practical let's purify the other galleries the yellow blocks don't allow you to return to the nothingness okay neat this is fun i'm having a good time [Music] that tutorial was a bit long especially reading it out like that maybe that was a bad idea deeper bowels don't talk to me about the deeper bowels please okay [ __ ] i remember this part kind of oh it scared me scary oh look it's onis oh wait otto just [ __ ] go to sleep i can go refill my water during one of these battles [Music] for some reason a lot of the music in this game makes me think of i know he was talking about puppets earlier but it makes me think of like puppets dancing for some reason it all sounds very like jerky and weird yes off is definitely like an outlier in this particular field luck ticket received right i just wanted to talk to this schmuck i'm working i'm being productive too real oh this guy i remember this guy he's like blowing a cough at you this is like coronavirus horror it's the guy that doesn't wear a mask at work kids at school be like alpha level two saturated chain i remember that that's like a special move it's all coming back wow look at that ladder animation truly effort has been made to perfectly simulate the act of climbing down a ladder it's just like grim fandango papa it this is i also used this song to introduce cuphead the first time i played it along with like weird betty boop footage with coco the clown is that his name something like that [ __ ] i'm not like a real rubber hose cartoon fan okay i think it's just get random oh oh interesting get random encounters until they're all gone i think but i'm gonna still poke around and see that might not be it see the one of the torches is out like they were saying it's just such a jam i use this in a fruit basket goofs montage too oh door opened hell yeah brainur moment that was an original grapefruit brainwave we're safe here but we'll have to escape once we run out of meat why did you open the door the specters are going to attack us go away quickly the regulations prohibit outside visitors to enter the main galleries go away nothing really i just get jack [ __ ] for that close the door behind me okay i can't ghost oh yeah this music's so good oh and there it goes what did you come from the smoke mines sorry i'm getting tired of reading [ __ ] out especially these guys that have so many [ __ ] ellipses you still i don't know how to fight the specters you could destroy them that would be great we have specters in our big bonds they always act super suspicious you're at the metal farmsteads of pentel the eastern part of zone one these parts are cool our working consists of cutting livestock into and extracting the metallic boulders that were contained in the cadavers i love all this weird surreal [ __ ] all the poor quality metal is discarded forming the ground we walk on the rest gets purified to make tools and other objects with some of it is also put into crates and sent to the other zones so they have tools and soil as well i suppose as the first of four elements it's an important element do they all think they're the first that's kind of earthbound it's like the moles that think they're the third strongest because without metal people would have nothing to walk on they would sink and drown and thus we have specters in large barns i must purify the mines first but the barns aren't that big and it'll be nice for you to take care of them fast alright man a few words the batter someone told me to step on this fish fish fish i don't know what the [ __ ] that was do you say the right i don't know what dope fish is i'm gonna google this the [ __ ] quake wiki the dope fish is the second dumbest creature in the universe an enemy from commander keem weird and i guess there's a easter egg of it in duke nukem huh oh and in like doom weird okay huh i never knew about that that's that's a cool little piece of trivia actually i'll have to look that up later that's interesting these balls are clusters of worked metal which are going to be sent to other zones i don't know if i ever plan on playing commander keen by the way i watched uh yahtzee and gabe play it on let's drown out and it looks like a game these balls are clusters of worked metal which are going to be sent to other zones it's uh how you say metallic i think i actually have the vaguest memory of stepping on that circle in my first playthrough and seeing that and being like the [ __ ] is that we have to pay close attention to the nutrition of the animals if we want high quality metal sorry i got i have ear itch okay there are five there are is five specters left in the barn couldn't just program that this ghost oh my god i have a bumper sticker on my car that has the one that says and it has the little the bumper sticker has the little [ __ ] speech bubble and it's the coolest thing i own oh look he said it isn't there one where the ah is an actual enemy that stays yeah there you go that's so cool awesome so weird show us the bumper sticker i don't oh i'll post a picture in chat or not in chat in the in in like the vaude description maybe if i remember if i forget leave comments there r is for z left in the barn like i don't even have it plugged in right now i i took everything down when i set up this new desk and i still haven't set everything up so sorry it's like in a box somewhere okay yeah i usually just tune out for the combat no i mean on the full stream channel fruit salad what if we forget to comment that i'm screwed man got a bunch of silver flesh save first base i feel a sneeze brewing it's like the early phases of one that like it could go away i made it go away it's uh one thing that shares in common with earthbound earthbound i feel like actually had a decent amount of challenge compared to this uh this one i don't remember if i ever died on my first playthrough i think i think there were a couple bosses where i died and i took off the uh auto attack but i i really don't remember this one being very challenging at all whereas earthbound i died a ton honestly although that was one of my first rpgs ever so maybe i just sucked but i also it was also possibly because i was using auto attack as often as i could whoa he poked me [Music] nice easy all right one more where is he is it is it disguised as one of the cows i don't see no more ghosts maybe uh in the basement oh when you push something that cannot be pushed it makes the push sound effect 1 trillion times very cool next time there's a long fight i'm going to go fill my water classical talking the the move names are pretty fun there's the saturated chain i the the speech bubble speaking sticking around is so earthboundy very moon side logic tons of silver flesh the barn has been purified i think that yeah these little tiles just take you back to the beginning which is pretty convenient i oh [ __ ] this guy this guy's the first boss shut your right you poor [ __ ] his face is so [ __ ] up it is noise has he been in there for long of course you know nothing i would have guessed [Applause] you all think you're smarter than everyone else but you're all the same the coasts will erase that brig the [ __ ] is a preg what the hell france if you'd only listen to me more often you wouldn't be in so much [ __ ] [Applause] this is depressing this game makes me feel depressed [Applause] beat the [ __ ] out of him piss off [Applause] bye bye wow eradicated you must be very lucky now i really just put on auto fight that was d'dan the queen doesn't employ specters he can't be one but he's hostile i must destroy him no don't do that that's that's some uh that's some undertale connection right there he's an enemy i have to kill him although that guy's an actual bastard he's an alma no one can get there without proper authorization so please return to the spoke mines all right can do chief if you're never sure what if you're not sure what gender to call someone what pronoun to use just use chief or captain we shouldn't get attached to the animals once you are it's difficult to put your hands inside boss chief you old so and so these are great oh good meat it's half of a cow i'm going to jail if i do my job well maybe i'll get transferred to alma as soon as we extract everything from the corpse we'll slice it up into pieces and eat the meat it is said that the names of the metro's stops correspond to the names of important people of the past i have trouble imagining that it always hasn't been like this it hasn't always been like this that's a depressing line because that's like too real elsin sure it's it's this is an appropriate spooky game makes you feel bad oh this is back to where i was i'm gonna save cf game have i even had to use any luck tickets or anything also can i go through this and go talk to that other guy must be pentel it's the only other one it is said that the names of the metro's stops correspond to the names of important people of the past oh that's the same guy this is the same place damien right i see depressing doesn't count as scary i said spook game not scare game and also i disagree uh did i not go to damien yet or that that was no i these are all places i've been before depression is quite scary not everybody has depression but i think everybody feels depressed from time to time it's pretty [ __ ] it's different from sadness we find the chief of the specters finally it would be great if that was possible finally yes it would be great okay i assume just go back into the mines and [ __ ] around more what is this not promotion coming that guy's gonna die i took your luck ticket got anything to say about it nope depression is real scary i want skeleton with a knife scary might as well probably not gonna die anytime soon but whatever um checking like all of these now nope oh hello i love the design of the ghosts it's so cute all right i'm getting water during the main game [Music] so i live i lived okay adversary is purified i did it i did it guys i went and got a drink and i beat the enemies a virgo orb so yeah i remember there was one puzzle later on where there were like these faded cards that you had to read and it was hard to read them and that was the one that i remember really struggling on [Music] you know i was thinking maybe this christmas i'll play undertale so i've been thinking about that game too recently uh it's a secret christmas game too it's very wholesome the uh you know the good route capricorn orb has been found okay this is very repetitive i have played i love undertale that's a great game i always tried to get andrew to play it fell victim to the meme [Music] do i have to heal i guess my oh yeah my elf is dead oh i'm dead wow oh there's the song wow i just i i [ __ ] like zoned out i assumed it would not it would automatically heal me alright well we get to hear this song and take another drink of water wow i died so early on because i had auto on so does that mean [Music] this this of course opens the door to all kinds of game theories god damn it i'm gonna have to do a few battles over again [Music] they don't say the s in stay it's like day yeah i don't think it's actually meant to be like literally your main character is in a coma though well i actually died that actually did happen that's kind of pathetic but whatever i will heal next time i am at low health are they winking is that a wink or are they blind in one eye that remains to be seen not healing yet i had like one job and i [ __ ] it up i got uber eats today and the delivery driver was named mario it's pretty good the alpha's getting pretty low are we gonna be able to do it come on yeah all right let's heal i guess i could just go back to the save orb huh save box telephone box box box i'm just gonna save my items [ __ ] it you get free heals from this screw it all right well this is just gonna happen a bunch of times i don't know how many of these guys are in here this is kind of boring this is definitely not one of my like favorite games ever or something but i definitely do like it i get a kick out of it a horrible depressing kick mario gotta pay the bills man mayo gotta pay the bills how do i work this gps luigi none of my uber eats drivers know where my [ __ ] house is it's horrible [Music] the french [Music] [Music] all right and there's i think there's different battle music for like uh boss battles and [ __ ] okay are we gonna do we have enough juice and gizm for this sure let's try i think we'll be fine swing i always like the way they said that in ferris bueller's day off so [Music] sadly mario did not arrive in a mario kart 8 mercedes-benz cart mercedes-benz is canonical in the mario universe run with courage has been acquired a libra orb oh [ __ ] uh okay i need to heal i didn't mean to go that way uh objects oh no wait [ __ ] [ __ ] no no i didn't know [Applause] i had one job okay whatever it's not it's the biggest deal [Music] didn't uh i didn't want to do that i'm getting so like complacent do i equip the orbs i didn't mean to go that way i wanted to go this way this way yes that restores my ring okay all the way back cool i don't have to do anything with them cool well folks i [ __ ] up real bad that time how do you feel about the cuphead show i've seen clips of it and it looks really [ __ ] annoying it looks annoying and bad honestly i'm i hate to be hateful but that show it's like they didn't do the style like the whole thing with cuphead is the animation style and they didn't do that instead they've got this sort of like hyper modern a lot of like modern cartoons like to have these like hyper expressive really like crazy faces and it's kind of got that style i i kind of think it's kind of ugly at a certain point it's like oni style where their expressions are like so crazy and i'm like and the main cuphead just seems so annoying as a character it honestly seems so bad hate to be a hater this is [Music] [ __ ] am i just doing this until i kill all ghosts is that what's happening i must have missed an orb someone said you missed one god i'm so lazy this is like when i play pokemon i totally do this too you guys are gonna get so annoyed at me when we play pokemon eventually because i just keep going back to poke centers and healing rather than using items even though pokemon's not hard either word i got everything i got the things makes sense okay that's fine then i've opened all of these i think i've got all the chests right [Music] yeah i just had to kill a bunch more ghosts let's just try killing more ghosts [ __ ] it because i had to purify but it doesn't say how many are left that being said making a cuphead show in the original style would also be dumb because animating that would take [ __ ] forever and if that show fails then you're out so much [ __ ] money awaited embrace okay grind to levels someone says favorite pokemon i like exeggutor uh gengar is cool i like a lot of the gen 1 and 2 pokemon i i'm definitely i don't want to say i'm biased to early pokemon they genuinely are better designs i'm sorry like i know this is a debate people are like oh they had lazy dumb designs in gen one they still they just feel so many of them just feel so much more well-designed than these later pokemon where they've got all this like unnecessary detail i know that's like to be a proper contrarian i would have to say oh i actually kind of like the new pokemon designs but i don't i don't it am i i'm gonna go talk to this other guy or go oh oh this way i don't think i went this way did i no two pieces of belail's meat bilayel mcdouche bag yeah i guess they are just sort of differently styled but i dig the original style man when andrew and i [ __ ] talked absol that one time we got a bunch of comments from people going i like absolutely oh i'm sorry i'm sorry that you like the [ __ ] pokemon kind of is doing a d a a jojo pose a demon jojo pose absol the disaster pokemon that's not a joke that's what it is it is that two a's at once [ __ ] like the [ __ ] cheese pokemon like a candle pokemon even an ice cream pokemon it's a stretch but i'll take it keys i don't know about that i don't know about the keys pokemon absol is not symmetrical it looks like it's going to fall over it does it's got that thing on its head shrubbish i don't know how i feel about that one either what about magnet pokemon or orb pokemon they're better designed they like look cooler it's not just a magnet with little eyes like magneton actually has a design to it and i i think uh the ones that disguise as pokeballs that's i'd say that's a fine idea that's fine hmm unknowns those look cool even though they kind of are just letters with an eyes with eyes on them but they're also stylized to look like glyphs [Music] what about the pokemon that's just a metal pine cone yeah it's just called pineako right something like that yeah there's some truly [ __ ] pokemon now i'm gonna get comments people want to like pineco my level 100 pineco would like to have a discussion oh the switch is currently on on the switch is now on off there's the title title of the game panko stinky says chat it's stinky what about jinx huh well i didn't say i like every gen 1 pokemon in general i like them more jinx just looks like a dragon ball character [Music] i'll i'll play pokemon eventually i like pokemon i caught em all in gen five so clearly i liked it enough to do that abaddon's meat mr mime is like a guilty pleasure of mine like i i shouldn't like his design but i think he's hilarious okay uh this is boring and i don't know if i'm doing the right thing oh oh hey here's this guy the characters are starting to pile up aren't they pardoned what i'm saying is that the average player doesn't need all these complicated and tedious dialogues there should be more action and fewer questions i'm zachary the traditional items merchant that's necessary in every video game i'll always find myself in places you're going to visit before you arrive but much enough leather i'm not one of these protagonists you need to listen to on for hours to on on to let me see the color of your credits he wants to see my reddit karma what are you buying defensive equipment grab it let's get all these [Music] got a lot of credits offensive equipment for add-ons sure let's get one analyzes the enemy's characteristics here's poison do i have any of those sure let's get one of those [Music] and look the kid i got plenty of those all right me do i already have this [ __ ] [ __ ] i thought i was looking at the thing oh well i didn't waste too much equip oh [ __ ] yeah well well whoops all right of justice nicholas tunic all right oops i'm really [ __ ] up at just the most basic [ __ ] okay all right okay what now where did you come from from the smoke mines who criticizing me for how many eyes i bought i don't [ __ ] know they were cheap as hell i got like 31 of them for like no money don't you ever do that in dark souls where you buy like way more than you'll ever need of something i always like to like max out throwing knives and [ __ ] how what impossible faith guides his steps my mission is to purify the minds but it seems the phantoms here are particularly numerous where am i oh another one of these you're at the plastic administrations of scanikopada i'm not even gonna i'm gonna call that spanakopita the northern part of zone one is this blind no i have 31 eyes our work consists of filling in forms afterwards we wrap them up with string and send them to the courier service there they ship the packages and in return we received parcels full of plastic i stumbled through that sentence there's a lot of liquid plastic that forms lakes and oceans there's also solid plastic used to make various objects bumbled said bumbled 28 as the first of four elements it's an important element because without plastic the world would have no boundaries people would walk and walk without ever stopping sounds like a paradise you want spectres really i'm purifying this zone the specters they all come from the postal service that's where we send out the packaged forms nobody can remember which floor it's found on ooh how spooky oh [ __ ] me i remember this there's so many floors roof look at this [ __ ] like sky jpeg it's like shifting in and out of blur zounds you again you're decidedly everywhere one could believe that you are following me i just feel like this must have sounded a lot better in french or something i don't know maybe it didn't nonetheless your steps have not deceived you for you are here in the loo that can certainly use sacred blows from your holy bat by the way i have a bat that i spray painted white once i don't know why i just like bought it from a thrift store i was gonna be the batter for halloween one year but uh i got too lazy and i didn't get the rest of the costume perhaps you're already aware of this but it appears that the story housing the postal service huh story is overrun by ectoplasm it would probably be wise to find the story with the intangible creatures posthaste in order to dispatch them but could it be that the task is too difficult for your narrow mind in that case i may be able to provide you with some advice help me open widely your ears and listen for i will not repeat this twice not even the midst of the most pathetic supplication in one of the four rooms of the ground floor all the employees seem to be trained to a particular set of instructions additionally if there was a choice to be made i would prefer the lowercase over the uppercase that is all wow cool so all the guys have instructions prefer lowercase over uppercase cool i'm gonna google the number eventually oh i remember this uh let me just talk to these guys first because i remember again i solved all these puzzles weirdly enough on my first play through this [ __ ] music oh god [Music] see if they if any of them say anything different i mean i know they're all saying different numbers or no are they no these guys are all saying the same number just heard laughter outside know that each corner says different ones i think no oh let's just see hmm hmm i shall have to think on this the queen's general has an office here but his true house is in alma is this a puzzle that i can solve with the information that i'm given here i have a distinct memory of writing down all these numbers and then looking at them and going [ __ ] 420 floor 69 420. whoo this guy looks different um yeah i'm i'm i'm thinking of just googling it because nobody wants to just sit here and watch me go uh for ages i i really don't even uh chat explain to me like the logic of like how the answer is got you know because i remember it was something it's on like the tip of my brain here yeah just try every number i think that might be what i ended up doing in my first playthrough to be perfectly honest i remember the lowercase and uppercase thing but these are all numbers is it like the word form have some of them been uppercase or lowercase or what one room had everyone on the same instructions okay but this whole area doesn't count as one room stamp is lowercase so go with those numbers for stamp i don't know what that means 10258 but oh weird just the word form has an uppercase letter and stamp has a lowercase one christ okay so sorry what was it 10258. wow i think i must have just tried every single one when i first played this that was weird postal service no one i remember this it was like it was like higher pitched i'm the batter where are the phantoms help me oh right this guy yeah i love the ones that go off the screen oh that's so cool i love that so sick maybe his suit is taking control of his brain strange floor 10258 but i went up a floor but it just says floor 10258 area one out of two what is this first version they are six feet under wrapped in hot metal and liquid plastic these guys opossums opens wow we [ __ ] them up we [ __ ] them up they barely got a chance to see them second version they are eight and they have long beards they watch what's happening from their high silver spheres something strange is written on this form fourth version they are four each one attributed to an element they protect their respective crystals oh it looks weird you know what [ __ ] you use the eye burnt ailing employee of zone one flying ghoul with bad intentions tibbers tibber che perhaps dare we dream [Music] how do you use all 31 of those eyes i don't even care doing good for health nice 69. last version there are but two in a secret zone forbidden i must pass the code chat i think it must be the numbers in all the forms put together is my guess because each each form had a number in it but i just tell me i'm missing a paper oh god damn it nobody knows i'm just gonna google it oh [ __ ] it i can just go back and look i wasn't really okay so the last one's two goddammit all right whatever i'll go back through the area i get at least i get like the central conceit of this puzzle so each one has a number secret zachary floor is that real i'm gonna try that right goddamn now one two three two two i'll try that i don't know if that's real i don't know if that's memes smeam smim it's smooth mate oh no i didn't need to do that i'm gonna try the secret zachary floor i've never heard of this is it there's that's not the proper amount of numbers somebody gave me a five digit code for the six digit thing and one two three two two is also five digits the elevator oh right oh i'm sorry so i gotta go all the way back [ __ ] nicely oh weird that you must not be from around here is this the first one yeah so i'm gonna i'll write it down on my little scooby-doo notepad it's fine six this is i'm starting to remember sort of the otherworldly logic of these puzzles what with that whole upper and lower case thing uh oh but i want to check out the floor hold on i want to check out the elevator thing idiot idiot idiot idiot it's stupid idiot uh let's try it wow secret that was mentioned that was mentioned looks like you found this building secret room see i'm always ahead of you don't you find that strange take this item and go do something more interesting taurus orb okay all right that's cool uh shh one two one oh two five eight right wasn't it i'm trying to do this from memory one right yeah phew yeah that's the old gray brain action that's a cool secret thanks chad okay six [ __ ] and take a little sip oh yes that is some fine water my friend brought to you by water can i go through here i could have just walked through here this whole time i've been going around every single [ __ ] time is there another paper over here no let me just triple my chances of a random encounter second version they are eight all right write that down third version i think this is the one i missed a soul big insect one yeah i saw the stairs going down there i don't know what those do i don't know i don't know if i need to do that four is four six eight one four these are a little bit handy dandy notebook that's what it's called thank you chat not a big fan of walking around and having random encounters basically just means the slower you are at doing it the more overleveled you'll be for the next encounter yeah do i need to go to those stairs that would really suck oh god damn it that's they so six one six eight one four six eight one four one two is that right chat i might just go with you six [ __ ] yeah there are 10 other options but i'll go check remind me to check i don't like that it's grid based too that was something i liked about undertale and earthbound because it was more freeform than pokemans poker mans use the enclosed auctions you gotta help us it's hard to tell what will block my path and what won't because of the perspective of justice oh that was not what i needed that was a different thing well where the [ __ ] am i foolish oh other stairs look here we are [ __ ] say advertised adversary taken by surprise say that i think it said that someone said i hate how earthbound is a genre these days wish rpgs could be original instead of trying to copy one great one i don't think it's necessarily that any of them are trying to copy earthbound uh it's more similar to in the early days of shooters when people call them doom clones you know um it's like i don't think any of these games are like directly trying to be like hey we're earthbound too you know here we are fifth version five like the fingers on a hand their lungs produce primordial smoke six eight one four five two there it is oh like [ __ ] undertale technically has this type of combat but like the fun part of undertale is the uh the battle puzzles figuring out how to make everyone happy you know and also the avoidance it's like hardly even rpg really even though technically it is okay i have it six eight one four five two that's exactly correct gotta fight him yep easy easy collab i'm going to alma oh alma mater tow mater how is this game like earthbound other than the fact that it's a turn-based rpg not set in medieval times well i'm not really saying it's that much like earthbound it's just in the group of things called earthbound likes but for the record it also has i don't know a game where you an rpg where you play as a quirky guy with a baseball bat and fight surreal weird enemies i think there's more than a few similarities uh save game get it [Applause] miserable morons piss off oh he's killing him [Applause] the ectoplasmic lord who's been eyeing my beloved zone what do you want why have you decided to be a pain in the ass you've no right to ruin it with your damn ghosts shove off you're mistaken i'm not a phantom i'm a purifier i've come to purge the world of these ectoplasmic beings how dare you respond he's on twitter how dare you imagine that i'd just put up with this [ __ ] i'll make this simple get out of here take your ghosts or i'll murder your ass the tramway can now stop in alma okey-dokey hmm sort of a similar uh situation to dark souls yeah dark souls also directly influenced a ton of games though you know uh send to ground floor or there the three quarters of the 10258 floor oh piss all right ground floor alma alma mater we're not even done with the first zone i think there's like three four something like that i thought he had a really tall head for a second when i walked in oh [ __ ] me i remember this this is part of a puzzle so we're getting to the point where there's like these things you have to like observe and i think i'm just going to google the answers to the puzzles because i remember this [ __ ] up down observe previous next image so mars whatever 2007. see i don't [ __ ] know i don't [ __ ] know uh let's just look at the next ones just for shits and giggles roses three i used to like doodle on things all the time like homework whenever we were at a band gig and they had programs i would draw all over them so this kind of reminds me of that okay sure i don't speak french i don't have the right to let anyone pass unless they answer some questions oh piss okay let's just do this off quiz answers more water drips in the sound effects um okay god damn it this walk through takes you like line by line okay so it goes the third from de orta or from orta rather the holy trinity is made up of roses i i probably could have told you that one notre dame first appeared on the sixth how many threes are there in june 22 of course obviously easily cyril kevin and jonas of course all your answers are correct all right there's one more question if you turn the month march mars upside down what two-digit number can you read 87 of course right huh so i was supposed to get all that information from those posters it's a whole [ __ ] thing just don't worry about it that's correct all right fight this guy i don't know if i i don't know if i'll beat this game tonight i'm like almost halfway through so i think i'm probably gonna make it a two-parter 360 experience points gained it bugs me that there's no space between the number of credits and the word credits my nails are all dirty not even close is it uh four zones then i think it's four zones and i'm in zone zero or whatever i wasn't zoned one i'm here to see to dan swim you're here at the meat mountains of alma great here meat flows freely continuingly continually filling these immense metal pools you see before you the meat ones also that same chap member says how about instead of beating the game you beat your wife like john lennon our work consists of pouring this meat into bottles before the fountains overflow we'd like full scott travis burgos please the meat is then immediately delivered to all the other zones from zone one on shmeet bottles as the first of four elements it's an important element uh i don't think i'll be editing this into a video someone said like make it a speed run i was thinking about that probably not i've got enough to edit on my plate i don't think grim fandango or this or bull boy will get official edits they'll just be uh twitch scraps of them because without meat people would have nothing to eat they would die of starvation one after another what's the what's the guy travis scott is it really uh that i thought it was scott travis weird goes to show what i know i've come to liberate the world of malignant i love the sped up version of the elsin gasp [Music] someone said gray needs more editors well i was thinking about this pikmin 3 is coming up and i think i'm going to do drunk pikmin 3 uh and i'm thinking maybe i would like a guest editor to do that because i have so many things on my plate right now i'd like a travy patty uh so i don't know if someone i don't know email me or whatever dm me uh i i know if i say this there will probably be more than enough people uh available to edit and i do want to get like kind of like the person who's gonna do the best job so i don't know how i'm gonna like select but uh that's something i've been thinking about doing so i don't know if you're interested i guess message me only do it if you have like actual editing experience uh you know because i'm trying to do it to save myself work rather than to hold someone else's hand through their first like editing project or whatever which i know that sounds like a twaty thing to say i'm not trying to say that's like bad i'm just trying to say i'm trying to avoid that hello smimk in good shape perhaps you have some spare credits yeah an example of your work would be great i guess moloch's meat isn't moloch like the big [ __ ] guy that we fight later all right these i already have persistent symbol get one of those ridiculous tunic radius epidermis oh i see oh i already i just did it again i see what my mistake was okay when you equip something it doesn't show it as possessed i see not his name oh well hmm asking people to do additional work for a chance to win the chance to do more work for you feels a little overkill well uh it's completely volunteer based i've had tons of people ask to be an editor please don't like make this like a [ __ ] slave driver thing people ask all the time if i want guest editors um i guess yeah just deck it out oh that wasn't that me never mind i don't know i would hate to feel like i was being like a you know crack the whip type um what a status that just okay i never do that in any rpg the status screen i don't do that in [ __ ] dark souls look at the [ __ ] meat rivers i remember there's like a there's like a meat boat puzzle please let me work oh god it's too too depressing oh we do have uh coming up let me get on my little notepad here there's a few guest edited videos that are coming out soon uh we got jojo podcast 2 battle tendency uh the hollow knight randomizer two uh and then lark is working on minecraft steve smash bastards and uh another punch out video so those will be things i use these notebooks for everything oh i need to stand on that don't you get like a little duck boat or something padalo yeah this is like a swan oh the meat swim sound i think there will be three episodes of hollow knight randomizer there were four streams of it the first two were like seven ish hours each and then the third and fourth were like three hours each so i think that's how the videos are gonna go there uh so i'm just gonna write these down one four and i'm just saying i wrote down that it's white two nine oh when it was moving i was like the [ __ ] number is that i didn't learn that number it's a great sound do you guys want to hear this sound forever just always four and two oh my god these are great i love the enemies smile i'm doing i'm not even coming close to dying here anymore there's so many like uh heel points and save points okay i forgot to write it down four and two one two three four four nine eight two i'm seeing a correlation in these numbers see it's kind of fun to write that [ __ ] down weird though it may seem that animation was weird okay fight this guy i don't want to be burnt ah meat for the meat god can't wait till uh unreasonable behavior that's one of the best songs on the soundtrack well crap i love this whole soundtrack honestly bumping i don't want to be a phantom ah what if you fell into the meat what if there was like a disgusting augustus group type character that would drink out of the meat river and then he falls in and gets consumed by the meat he becomes part of the meat slurm that's how they refill it they bring fat german kids in i remember this having some weirdness another one of these puzzles must be a room somewhere that has ah yes okay must be something somewhere around here that has the combination we're no longer productive enough god it's so european vine sauce just went live time to lose viewers cool if i'm not working who's going to all right was it the numbers i wrote down okay let's try it 1 four two nine three eight four two i don't know exactly what that hold on so the fourth one was the first one that i touched four two is nine okay eight two and then hit the button nope uh so the first but the first one i hit is four i don't know what the uh what the one two three four is meant to indicate besides the order four nine eight two maybe just hit nine again no weird i'm gonna go elsewhere alfred just posted a picture of absol is there a conspiracy going on not to my knowledge oh hey look at this here we go the remaining numbers six five this is how you do it uh five six oh wait is that all of them okay casually lighting a duck in a meat lake you know i actually did have a conspiracy with alpharad which was the wendy thing i was part of the wendy koopa explosion i don't know if any of you remember that padalo okay so four nine eight two then six then five neat why is this one still it's not it's it's still opaque i must have to hit that one again god maybe there's more [ __ ] well let's try it one more time huh two oh [ __ ] oh i don't know what's happening here okay two and six then five then hit this one again maybe let's just try that okay sure i don't know why that's a thing but sure i guess you can intuit that now what did that get me i am not gonna make content with alpha no i'm not a big fan of his content like i i was like inspired at the beginning to uh of course make smash montages based on his like how to play 101 series and [ __ ] like that but otherwise i i really don't watch them anymore i just watched those a while back and i watched like a story for glory and that was okay i don't know i'm not the biggest fan of his content but he's around and we have ties in terms of both being smashers although i recently kind of cut ties with smash i like that he calls me schming ah yes flesh maze tango this is a great song i wish you good day i'm the present comrade you will soon be able to admire all the apples and ultramarine landscapes of this area you seem bewildered by the unique architecture of this place if that is the case you should learn to concentrate i'm turning it up a little bit banger alert uh oh did someone say banger in order to not be misled whilst choosing the opportunities offered at each corner of the maze you'd better remain and ponder a little while longer before crossing one of these trapdoors next time young drunkard man this is just like earthbound nintendo's gonna lawyer up someone says didn't earthbound actually have a bit of a flesh maze oh my god [Music] grim flesh tango [Music] actually i should have used the eyes on those oh piss oh this is a i see it's a lost woods maze so left up right no left again left up let's try actually right right um so lift up right uh up no why is the music all weird is the music being weird uh it's it must be this is part of it it's it's really like the lost woods i see oh my god it's so like the lost woods wow okay neat huh all right cool wow i totally forgot about this one [Music] that's some of the puzzles in this game are good i i like the ones that you can into it like that we're running out of uh competence here [Music] so yeah to those of you who didn't some people are like what the [ __ ] was that when the music was louder near the entrance to the door that was the right path to go oh so this way then this way there you go that's cool a joker has been found i'm the joker baby joker's trick he just does not give a [ __ ] about stairs man he just blasts right up him at the same speed that he would walk all right boss boss time by the queen's thousand faces oh man he's being quite rude to me he's the joker baby you're the pest that eats away at this land this game is kind of just about wanting everything to die about like just wanting just peace through like horrible means i'm gonna cut your face to remove this insufferable smile look at his face all right i remember i think i died to this guy yeah this is the metroid song alpha alpha rad is it all part of the conspiracy [Music] royal guardian of zone one first boss i can say outright say first boss [Music] [Applause] just keeping an eye on my health alpha red's got full health i don't know how much hp he has i think it's said but i just didn't look our hand i don't know what that did this minute hand all right [Music] it said question marks all right i don't know what this like symbol is behind the batter not a circle but that like pattern that we also saw on the uh the world map furious it was furious whoa fire asleep what cool yeah it doesn't look like a persian rug what the [ __ ] was that japanese man this is an intense battle that i'm fighting right now totally playing furious doesn't affect me because i'm using auto fight someone says also i just healed nice he's just like taunting me cool this is such good music [Music] i'm i'm jamming out to this uh the alpha's getting kind of low [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] lock ticket use it yes do it uh sure [ __ ] wow i suck at this [Applause] there you go back to auto all right running out of oh there we go adversaries purified 3 000 experience points cancer card uh oh they're playing the cancer card converted chain [Applause] [Music] is this a joker baby question mark you've been defeated to dan guardian of the first zone my grandpa has one of those that's awful this land is now pure what's happening [Music] neat oh right what is this i remember this that started badly i remember what the f i mean nobody tell me but i remember that baby vaguely all right zone one oh let's do a little bit of zone two and then i'll [ __ ] off i think zone four the room i need the adequate zodiac card huh we'll just do a little bit of this [Music] and then i'll sign off [Music] should i go back to earlier zones once i purified them i don't know if i ever did that on my first playthrough so maybe i'll do that is it something that's gonna [ __ ] like go away right now if i don't do it right away or can i do it later can do it later i remember this this is where the cards are oh right yeah god this threw me off so much [Music] because you're actually moving it's just every angle looks identical except for the sign all right you know what [ __ ] it fine maybe we'll just do this and then i'll i'll heck of oh is it just all completely [ __ ] dead that's some super paper mario [ __ ] oh weird oh i never did this wow wow wow i never knew that this was a thing it's just like super paper mario wow wow this is totally new content to me you never saw this well i mean what reason do you have to go back besides that well don't [ __ ] spoil me chat everyone's like i know what's gonna happen it's and i'm like let me [ __ ] experience the game bro i know the things that are going to occur in the game allow me to ruin it for the streamer a fortune ticket has been found [Music] didn't you already play through it didn't i say like 30 seconds ago that i didn't see this [ __ ] this guy is uh quite interesting did i say that like minute minute two minutes ago something like that oh my god she's the eye on this guy oh [ __ ] too late that is so broken that just straight up doesn't even work oh i just [ __ ] it up uh let's uh use the i it's weird that you have to select attack in order to use object also i hit the eyes all the way down here secretary diabolical humanoid spirit resistance against plastic and smoke oh [ __ ] [Music] oh yeah okay these guys are a lot tougher than the other guy probably survive this i don't know let's just let this play out i'm not even gonna interfere come on yeah it's just one more left i did it i purified the lads save second base all right let's save um or not save what am i doing i'm trying to just heal yeah [ __ ] it these guys are tough um they're saying let me in [ __ ] i screwed it up i had one job and i screwed it up and reset the room oh piss wow i suck at this ah yes i completely wasted those luck tickets that's cool completely and actually so it's just the whole world is like this now it's kind of cool there's just big piles of metal everywhere i guess oh scared me all right well these guys are tough but now i've saved in here so that's good does it say logical value something like that i have no idea what these guys are these guys look like the [ __ ] kipper kids i looked away and all of a sudden i have 222 health poisoned i see wow that sucks keep get yeah die yeah just die why don't you oh keep living yeah oh oh poison can't kill you i see hit him no well we'll still get him this guy's got so much health okay how am i walking around now oh [ __ ] [Music] yeah they're probably saying some weird [ __ ] in french i'd believe it question marks i like i really do like this thank you for letting me know uh despite how insistent chat was let me just walk around oh there's the bus [Music] ten eyes oh no how am i gonna keep how am i gonna use them all hmm meat rivers i love them i can still do this huh there's no duck no duck boat oh there's one over here i see get in go over here secrets [Music] the numbers are gone too yeah that's that's why i feel like this game is is like depressing because it's all about just wanting everything to go away and just shut off i didn't i genuinely did not mean to say that but you know what i mean yeah the meat sounds are gone even though i found four pieces of abaddon look at this this is what the keypad was for someone says oh look at that oh a card really weird a monday has been found the grand finale i never saw this of course what the [ __ ] this is weird hey yeah i figure this happens for every zone oh hello still pretty generous with the uh the the save spots okay this whispering's good i like whispering in my ears lots of it i actually love asmr this is cool i guess this is something i would have known to do had i had a guide huh hmm okay oh that was cool uh did i go in i don't think i went in oh right is this oh [ __ ] but i would i have to remember ah [ __ ] i don't know if i'm gonna make any progress here i think this just goes on forever probably because the music thing isn't there anymore no i don't [ __ ] if if you do have to remember i don't remember so let's see what this is that's not interesting wow can't go in here probably yeah batter sounding like twitch chat here it's not interesting oh [ __ ] all the guys are gone of course two pieces of golden flesh golden flesh fills your eyes i'm not gonna do it this is this reminds me of a specific moment in undertale not for nothing where you rise fine does this go anywhere great sound just great noises i like these guys they're like put up your dukes they look so weird so yeah the thing i was griping about earlier is people said oh you're gonna die and i guess they were talking about these guys maybe i don't know yeah i don't know what the [ __ ] a monday is i should probably look huh they do a lot of damage they got close that one time [Music] when there were three of them they have a lot of hp too damn didn't sammer's kingdom even have very similar music to this when it got delete i feel like it was so similar down down down down it had like a but it had the whispers too had no music uh it had music it went now now narrow narrow or some [ __ ] like that it was it was like very ambient though it had like a dial tone or something i'm an idiot god damn it what do i need to even am i stupid i'm stupid what is hmm [ __ ] can i not go back no river twigs goes it's a similar song though it's got whispers too can i not do this i can't do this huh well where do i go then [ __ ] oh i have to teleport with the red box i see uh this sucks whatever the red box is right there and i saved [Music] weird as [ __ ] man well we learned about the four elements today meat smoke metal and i forget what the other one was plastic how could i forget the best one batter's gonna die i don't even care [Music] [Music] i'll look at the monday eventually i'm not going to use it that would be silly i'm going to look at [Music] it die cool i love the red flash that hurts my eyes okay zone two do a little tiny tiny tiny bit of this uh let's just say [Music] oh is it an equip item special protects you from critical hits huh okay all right neat [Music] oh man i remember this bit this bit had an annoying puzzle this is where the cards are this game just had you equip a monday [Music] you live in bismarck strange you're not wearing a tie bismarck is a real place [Music] they're even made of soft harmless rubber [Music] this residential area is for residents only no [ __ ] do you say snacked no i thought you said snacked for a [Music] second okay let's see what's out here [Music] shop the mall is full of specters it's terribly frightening what is a better place to shop than a shopping mall yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah cool um i have 40 eyes now color of sadness color of pain own epidermis i feel like we're gonna get our second uh circle soon okay aura of justice aura of fear i love all the like names and imagery in this game you know it kind of feels like this game just sort of throws it all together i don't even care i'm probably buying unnecessary [ __ ] [Music] i could probably sell the old ones that i don't need but don't [ __ ] care enough do a butt reveal hey why does it say r of fear but i'm not equipping it no oh they're exactly the same i think i see david tunic that's a little better okay yeah this music's a jam cool uh these posters say special sale buy two pounds of offal get one pound free this is an ad for bottles of smoke this is an ad for plastic treasure chests this is an ad for metal tables this is an ad for crude meat oh yeah i got a grand finale too i don't even know wait a bizarre object associated with plastic it's a dildo okay weird i will go in the library eventually i swear i have no fear i know how to stop being scared i'm not afraid do you want to know how come a little closer and i'll tell you if you're not afraid very night vale sounding we can't get to the park maybe it's better that way there has to be a reason hmm [Music] this is a large building these shelves are fake yes you shouldn't lend any more books to that man he tears out the pages it's almost dangerous i'm doing nothing wrong i'm just looking at the wall welcome to the library the library is a [ __ ] up place in night vale i should point out that the upper floors are inaccessible because of the specters kill them i will eliminate them you could get hurt and there's there's nothing for you up there just walls shelves stairs and an old cat good okay don't be too loud people have torn pages out of the books it could be dangerous so this bit i remember this i remember writing down so much of this [ __ ] and researching the lore of off-world and i'm so not gonna do it this time oh god and this [ __ ] this is what i was talking about with like the faded writing on the cards i don't know if any of you are interested i remember i remember reading through it and like not a lot of it actually made sense oh look at that it is not required to keep track of one's direction in the pink fortress painted on the walls are arrows pointing towards the right directions on this page i painted the four symbols and as well as the four cart cardinal directions probably it cuts off it seems that no matter how much i try the book stays upside down it's a funny line i have run out of i don't even know everyone everything i don't know what that says oxygen huh is it weird that i don't remember how to do cursive i just don't there's a book with a page missing yeah this [ __ ] the cards this is the story of the three guardians it was honestly so annoying trying to read this but the first guardians to dan it's talking about the four bosses that we have to fight i'm pretty sure let's take a look at it i don't know if you care that much you can pause pause champ there's a page of a book on the wall um blah i remember i learned cursive in in school that always scares me upside down long boys [Music] take page i should have been taking the pages i think you have to like organize them in a certain way right i should be taking them [ __ ] me uh so i think let me go grab all the pages and then google it because i i don't care enough to oh only one page at a time i didn't even realize [ __ ] ah i don't know what page i got i have a three right now i'm aware that i'm putting the pages in books i just don't know or really care to figure out which ones are which so i'm going to look it up scrolling through this guide oh it's all zone 1. baby what was up with baby there was there was baby for a second i think uh hmm oh god this this guide has it all like transcribed blah blah blah okay sorry i know this is probably [ __ ] thrilling to watch vod viewers especially this guide is way too like coy do you ever read a guide where it's like way too much flavor text match up the card suits to the books oh that's all is that really it maybe it's just that i wrote down all of the faded writing and that's what was like the tedious part huh wow all right i think i just need to match match the suits okay easy easy easy easy i for some reason i remember this puzzle being ridiculous but i think it's just because i wrote down absolutely [ __ ] everything uh can i just see what one i have okay i got a diamond it was yeah okay so now just go find the diamonds book easy i over thought that [Music] me last one i'm checking of course yep okay oh wait wait did i insert page where was the page go huh i put the last i put the page here what the [ __ ] i thought i didn't do that insert page just checking yes okay wow i am very smart smrt you know speaking of butt reveal someone said at one point they were like when is the time that grapefruit's gonna take a big [ __ ] on stream they're like the time has finally come for grapefruit to do a [ __ ] stream page clubs [Music] i forget clubs clubbage spade must be this one no what oh i'm feeling faint i thought that spade was a heart it was an ace auto in night vale the library is not a place you go to by choice you wake up there it's like in a cold sweat you just bolt awake and you're in the library and you are forced to peruse the shelves and check out books at your leisure uh there is there's no more page there's not another page so there was a chest over here that i didn't open okay all right wasn't there something over here no there was a chest that i noticed earlier when i was doing the puzzle but i didn't pick it up there we go cleric symbol oh that's not what i was looking for i'll go talk to the guy i guess god damn and the combat of this game iffy but uh the rest of it i like and the combat gives you an opportunity to see the cool drawings you know but it just kind of like interrupts a lot like that which just gets kind of annoying oh god damn it i just wanted to check over there for a chest see whatever they're not hard it's just it takes time these things take time [Music] all right let's get the [ __ ] out of here no more point i guess i could flee i don't know it's like free experience though hmm [Music] last page must be somewhere around here what about the guy who's been tearing out the pages [Music] it's a large building hmm i guess let's check out here this is the [Music] beginning [Music] i love the pink i love the the the the way it looks [Music] just gonna talk to everyone again [ __ ] it [Music] you're not wearing a tie [Music] [ __ ] um [Laughter] i [Music] there's only one more place to check and it's just these guys that are out here [Music] oh oh did he say this before i feel like i talked to that guy and he didn't say that but he said that other [ __ ] okay cool did not wow okay that was interesting design all right whatever have i learned nothing from the dark souls well all i learned from dark souls is talk to people multiple times in dark souls games you know sort of something specific to those games all right oh uh which card do i have it must be the one that goes here right yeah so everything right come on let's speak having you what [ __ ] hell it's just uh this is a feeling i commonly get in rpgs where it's just like yeah just let me go there [ __ ] with like random encounters specifically yeah i've played this game before but apparently i missed like half the content because i didn't go back to earlier areas once i purified them so there will be plenty new to cea for me i guess where did you get let's be having you i think it was uh yahtzee crochet i watched a lot of let's drown out which is his he uh he did like recordings that were basically stream vods although he didn't stream them with his uh friend gabe and he would say that sometimes let's be having you nice accessible for me and me only i love the really stark colors it's like bright pink and then deep blue you know but i would recommend uh let's drown out it's a good series i've found it much much enjoy oh different cat oh i remember this one i remember the boss that is associated with this cat you're not the judge no i am not my name is jeff fett i'm the creator of the city i'm also the one leading the phantoms the royal instruments of my vengeance i love the purring sounds they are my arms sent to be by the queen to restore justice to his own arms you must have been very determined to have set foot into the stairs at this library i recognize you in a certain in you a certain courage an exceptional trait whoa missing c there for a fear-riddled place such as this i know what arms means in that context i was just saying like the game arms however my revenge will not leave anyone unpunished thus you shall be the first to succumb to the blasts of my ectoplasmic army oh right now i do not need any specters yet to eliminate you you poor sport pajama wearing clown i will finally get a taste of justice yeah you'll get a taste of my auto fight while i [ __ ] check my phone spirit is a valiant one and your arms are made in its image arms i must confess i may have underestimated you unfortunately for you i would discard all manners as a gentleman when necessary oh i see especially for a new enemy specters come to me dance together and echo the song of the righteous the torment of men heals my wounds your body will feed the intangible spirits for eternity sorry i'm like texting while i do this let me just finish up [Music] we hit him like once and he was like okay i get it phantoms phantoms come to me i command you curses by what magic baleful human do you manage to prevent my ectoplasmic acolytes from joining me monday monday juice oh [ __ ] wow that did like half my health hit him i did it is this thesaurus the game well it's french it's perhaps poorly translated this song samples a song of the same name of pepper steak i had no idea poor fool it is not yet time for me to reveal my true nature all right oh hey another ring hell yeah omega hmm cool with the ring oh mega wall okay well i did it i guess let's talk to the receptionist again i prefer the fake books you don't need to worry about damaging them south entrance [Music] oh it's the real one greetings dear immaculate comrade has your journey not taken you to a place of optimum conditions optimum this is a drier area compared to previous surroundings i must admit that i for one am delighted the feline gent is not very fond of rain i have heard from an old friend that the shopping mall in the northern part of the city has fallen victim to ectoplasmic assaults perhaps it would be wise for you to hurry on over there and illuminate it with your purifying light i remember where that was [Music] it might have been the one right there i don't know nope all right um let's see so do i have any extra stuff for this guy now i have plenty right yeah it's music such a jam all right i think that should be fine could buy more stuff but nah this is an ad for metal floors welcome to the gomez galleries may nothing stop your frenetic consumerism please excuse the state of deterioration and disorder of our galleries if only places were so honest elsewhere our plastic chairs are specifically designed without any dangerous edges [Music] it's a discount seven bottles of smoke for the price of six it's an ad for the meat home delivery service build your walls out of metal in the event of an attack their solidarity is [Music] ensured robot the gomez galleries offer you a large variety of boxes full of plastic and metal feeling morose take a trip to the park [Music] gomez luck tickets are manufactured and tested by specialists [Music] depressed try modestia okay okay whoa rats is there something under the rat guys i don't want to cause anyone concern but i think the person who said this is an undertale knockoff may have been joking i did it i did it i checked my phone again rats rats because life is so short by our jokers feeling morose take a trip to the dog park oh my god scary i do like the little animations and like the battle sounds [Music] rats ah rats i've already been here [ __ ] all right i feel like i've gone in a circle did i go this way [ __ ] i don't know i don't know where i've been i'm gonna go up are these like spikes there's bottles on the ground i bet ah i'm lost i can make a fire with the boxes to ward off the ghosts too dangerous [Music] this is such neat music uh this is kind of a boring area though not helped by random encounters either hello oh kitty food is this not the is not this publicity so effective and efficient whilst defying the basics of consumer marketing for silky hair the meat fountains of alma oh you can read it turns out my brother has been living in this area for many years he has a special affinity for colors of the cool kind unfortunately i have so far failed to cross his path i've tried to take myself to the roof of the library where he resides i found the door closed even long hours of intensive repeated meowing and compulsive scratching did not do a thing my request is as follows if at the bend of a corridor you happen to see valerie give him my greetings okay i like the part of this music that goes what the [ __ ] was that i called a boat buy 50 gallons of blue paint get the 51st gallon free there's some cute jokes this game is not very jokey but it has jokes let me go outside that's all i can that's that's my guess uh maybe uh at the dock is my guess yes wow nice music cool music hey fat germa a fortune ticket has been found from here maybe 74 minutes what i don't get it i don't know what that means oh it's the park we're at the park right i did it putting water in a room is a really crazy concept we are definitely in a park perhaps the room that lies beyond this door will cease to exist if i enter and then i would fall endlessly into an abyss which in itself does not even exist what a terribly frightening thought do a gender reveal what a terribly frightening place at least there are no phantoms to be found here there's a cube there is cube in the water this is the boss's office i cannot let you enter [Music] okay get the duck ball [Music] motors oh oh i think i remember this yeah this is weird i can't am i even controlling this [Music] oh god i see what's happening this is i remember this bit uh oh lord [Music] ooh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh god this is going to be a whole thing do i do this right now i really don't want to do this right now i'm probably going to sign off soon let's just like see what's here [Music] i'm afraid to get up this is the way to the old roller coaster it closed down before it was even completed i think we'd go there for like the final boss of this area or something it's less scary like this oh right the roller coaster just sits here now this attraction looks too dare devilish for me that's funny i feel like i'm gonna vomit that wouldn't be careful at all that line specifically is very night veil-esque huh grand prize if you lose you might be sad i like that the batter asks you once you turn you can choose to pop one two or three balloons the one who's left with the last balloon loses the game four three right wait what the guy with the last balloon loses is that not what he said [ __ ] wow i must have misunderstood the rules i'm gonna sign off for today folks and when i come back i'll do all of these because it's your turn what oh he chose one oh doy right yeah okay i get it i smooth brained that uh but yeah thanks for watching guys i i've been enjoying this it's a neat game uh probably more tomorrow or maybe the next day i don't know we got to finish this before the 30th because that's uh and the 30th is a friday by the way uh so i might replace flash game friday with pikmin 3. i doubt anyone will be super torn up about that uh oh yeah and i heard i was talking about demon souls demon's souls might actually be a couple months i might get it like after the release because apparently you can't just get a ps5 like you can't just go to the store and get it i thought this was a world where you could do that but apparently it is not uh so yeah i we might we might be a bit late getting a ps5 because i didn't pre-order one i didn't know you had to do that so not a huge deal it'll give my hand time to heal so uh thanks for watching guys take it easy see you next time you

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Published: Tue Oct 27 2020