FULL EPISODE | A Fine Friendship | The Nanny

[Music] so Gracie are you excited about your play date with Willie I think Willie just wants me for my toys oh sweetie you might as well get used to it you're going to be guarding your toys for the rest of your life well we're off first game of the Broadway show League oh Mr shaffield don't you look adorable GE I don't think I've ever seen you in jeans before wait a minute turn around I think you got a rip no no no looking good let's get going dad I want to warm up before we play oh what your rush I've been to those games whose idea was it to have n c try and beat out a bunt FR we're playing against children of a Lesser God their hand signals are awesome so is the guy on first base oh oh give it up Magie they're deaf not blind here what's this hand signal mean ouch well Brighton's playing sports I accept tips please the only reason he's on the team is a chance of seeing Margaret trying to run now don't you go making fun I've seen you break into a trot you got a little Nutty Professor thing happening yourself as well all right time to play ball bye sweetheart how fun oh you're talking to Grace Master Willie is here with a sing oh now honey you go make an entrance and check yourself like I taught you I'm fine Miss fine you might want to get dressed for this particular Nanny oh why what if she all snazzed up one of those Pock avue nannies with way too much time on her hands oh look planet of the aps is on at four hi I'm Kurt Willy's Nanny oh hi I'm Fran how you doing good okay if I use the phone oh yeah sure just pick up line two I'm on line one with my mother [Laughter] [Music] uhhuh what are you doing oh I thought there might be something wrong with your eyes a handsome man just walked through the door and you didn't do your usual subtle Hannah Barbara reaction heart pounding through your thorax tongue unfurling and landing on the floor miles please the man's gay now how do you know that you barely spoke two words to each other well first of all I was instantly attracted to him which means he's definitely unavailable plus did you see that upper body trust me he's either gay or a priest with a Soloflex it's fine you're mad oh yeah all right well watch this Mr knowt all Kurt who understudied Carol Channing and Dolly Joanne whle hello she was working in a bridal shop and Flushing Queens till her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scen what she to do where she to go she was out on her so over the bridge from flashing to the Sheffield's door she was there to sell makeup but the father saw more she had style she had she was there that's how she became the nny who would have guessed that the girl we described was just exactly what the doctor described now the father finds hering and the kids are actually smiling she's the lady in red when everybody wearing the flashy girl from Fling the [Music] named I can never get Willie to take a nap you're amazing I'm telling you turkey makes you tired why do you think they serve it at Thanksgiving how else can you spend 8 hours with your entire family unless half of them pass out oh what I wouldn't give for Jimmy Smith's body hey you and me both meanwhile I watch and watch the only one taking a shower is Dennis France can you believe David Caruso left that show H actors huh I'm an actor smart very smart it's okay if I use the phone again my agent asked me to call him absolutely maybe you got a job nah he's just a sadist but then I'm addicted to rejection so we both get a kick it's oh look who's home how'd the game go it depends if you're on our team or theirs Maxwell it wasn't my fault I couldn't understand your signals CeCe how many things can this mean run next time try yelling last call oh Niles dear sweet I manage your pension plan Niles may I get you some tea you know I don't mind that we lost I mean at least I made it to first base you never even made it out of the Dugout I know oh Mr cheffield Mr cheffield wait a minute I think you got some grass stands there no no looking good oh Mr Sheffield Kirk Jacobs I was the understudy in your production of AIS oh CT yes of course didn't recog ize you without the big horse head hello Kurt remember me CC Babcock no I'm the producer who hired you oh right right right you uh you cut your hair hey it looks really fat knock it off Kurt so how are you are you working yes I'm a nanny oh how awful for you oh we a minute there I almost took that the wrong way so CT you're a nanny huh well that's wonderful you know children are our greatest resource Daddy not now Margaret I'm talking to our guest well it's been nice talking to you so come on you want to watch a little All My Children GE I hope it was okay to tape it over this movie tape Brighton learns to walk isn't that funny I never even heard that name Brighton until I started working hey look who's up wow you guys really kned off can we go see The Lion King again oh I'm sorry sweetie you're a little late the two of you slept right through the last show besides I got Hakuna coming out of my matatas it's only playing at one theater yes all the parents got together and insisted well come on don't go anywhere we're going to watch all my children Hey listen I haven't seen this soap in seven months catch me up well they're still at Erica's party and the new guy slept with what's her Face's sister P.S she's late which means she's [Laughter] pregnant did you hear what they said what I was like through the lion because we slept together so so P.S I'm pregnant I better get a job was fine not back yet oh no sir she and Kurt went to the movies and then four cappuccinos in Greenwich Village you think they might have got lost oh no sir I think Kurt knows his way around cappuccino country oh good stop it I can't laugh anymore oh he does Merill Street in Out of Africa is the DI for do it I had a farm in Africa he doesn't better I think Mr Sheffield has already seen me overact well I guess I could do it for you if you want but I won't meet you upstairs R okay I'll be up in a few minutes Kurt's gonna help me decide what clothes to return Visa raised my limit well I show them I hope you don't mind I know you rule about men in my room oh well miss f is a little different with Kurt he's more like your friend Val only a 5:00 shadow you've never seen Val at five oh I'll tell you it is just so easy being with Kurt I mean I don't have to act like I give a damn about the Super Bowl and wherever we go we go Dutch Treat although that part I could live without but on the upside I can eat a side of beef in front of him and belch up a hoof you want to hand me a plate oh yeah well I think you two are ideally suited you're both Charming outgoing people terrifically preoccupied with your appearance oh I know I know we both just get right down to what's important I'll tell you if he was straight I bring him home to my mother that's something I'm sure he can be grateful for oh I'll tell you it's just the story of my life I mean we can have such a beautiful future together we both want the same things except one no actually we both want that thing too well I know this one's going back wait a second didn't you wear that yesterday yeah but I didn't break a sweat so tell me is your mother a natural blond too uh yeah look at this I got to shave again I'm telling you something you women have it easy oh honey talk to me when you've got a tongue depressor full of hot beeswax coming at your bikini line Tada oh now this is fabulous now zip me up lots of easy access too oh good and I wasn't sure if the message would get across this shows off all my most sensitive areas here here here here well almost stole me my stive hey remember those puzzles where you had to connect the dots yeah oh stop it Kurt I'm very ticklish sort of like those College boards where you had to fill in the dots CT mhm what's terasu I have no idea oh my God you're not D you're straight I can't believe this oh this dress is going bad it's too even me when did you find out you were straight and does your mother know what she do dressing in boy clothes friend come out of the closet now you go back into the closet I cannot believe I told you what I do for yeast infections I put correct all in front of you you saw me without makeup on look if you liked me when you thought I was gay huh you're going to love me now come on Fran don't you feel the same way I do well good night m m I'm really sorry Mr Sheffield this is incredibly embarrassing C you have absolutely nothing to feel embarrassed about Miss fine will you leave this poor man alone what I'm so sorry about this Kurt oh you must be feeling terrible oh my God she's got lipstick all over you he might have a significant other did you ever stop to think of that Kurt you better go Mr Sheffield's going to hurt himself jumping to conclusions I'll call you tomorrow friend okay what was that what was that thing that just happened there well I got a news flash for you Kurt is a flaming head heterosexual not a bad little kisser either all right while you're here tell me should I take this back uh I think you should put it on I already had it on it flattens out my oh Mr why didn't you say anything well I I didn't notice you you know I'm beginning to wonder about you too oh oh I can't get it on I'm stuck help me help me get it on no rip it on oh Mr Shield I'm so hot I can't do this standing up just just get on the [Applause] bed if you let me tell Miss Babcock about this I'll work free for a year I brought you some pickles and ice cream I'm so nauseous and my ankles are swollen I hate you you did this to me I know I just wish I knew how I'm just so worried are we doing the right thing bringing a child into this world boy could those kids play house or what aha just as I thought Kurt's teeth are CA what I'm not making it up look look you can see the little ridges see huh what is wrong with you today if you're not going to pay any attention to me I might as well just go home Taxi I have three words for you Orange County bonds Mr Shield I got a couple of things to talk to you about number one do not use the downstairs bathroom number two exactly thank you Miss fine you know I've just been going through Kurt's resume oh are you thinking of giving him a jump well yes let's see what he's suited for H Man In Crowd man at Stadium man in parade well he was in Forest gum oh yes there it is man at rally that was him well aren't you a laugh Riot what have you got buddy and Sally under the desk Meanwhile your son wants to talk to you go ahead honey um Dad I know you want to get me into sports and everything but why do you always do shows with old ladies well excuse excuse me but most people be honored to be in a team with Katherine hurn well yeah but did you have to make her catch her put it there put it there I mean how do you pitch to that well I guess I'm going to go upstairs and get ready for my date with Kurt Nanny thigh trying to pass off Kurt as a date how pathetic this from a woman who went to Cancun with a crash dummy oh haven't you heard CCE it appears our Kurt is straight oh that's impossible we worked together for several months there was absolutely no sexual tension well [Music] duh well I could be happier that Nanny Fine finally found a man and what are you looking so smug about oh just an incident in Miss Fine's room last night with her and Kurt no with her and another man oh I love it tell me tell me oh no I couldn't possibly I swore I wouldn't say a word read [Applause] this what I want to die there there now don't do anything [Applause] rash good night CeCe you animal Niles sir you didn't say anything to miss Babcock about last night did you no you told me not to good miles do you do you think I've been a little too rough on Miss fine well she seemed to enjoy it sir I'm not talking about last night oh N I don't know it's this thing with her and Kurt why is it gwing at me like this well perhaps you feel that he's not the right man for her that she'd be happier with someone else that's absurd they're perfectly suited to each other so why do I find it so bloody irritating oh dear that was the last Apple oh I'm sorry old man did you want it well yes sir but I didn't realize I wanted it until someone else had sunk his teeth into it and now it's too late God it was right there in front of me if only I'd snatched it up when I had the chance I wouldn't have this aching hunger good God man have a bloody pear hi now and time going out with Kurt I guess well but you don't seem very excited oh I know I should be nuts about the guy I mean he knows everything about me and he's still interested I don't know maybe that's it there's no mystery it's like when you watch Columbo 10 minutes into it you know who did it and you spend the rest of the hour trying to figure out which one is the glass eye oh noes what's wrong with me oh dear that was the last pair I'm sorry did you want it well yes but I didn't realize I wanted it until someone else had sunk his teeth into it well it SNS you lose kid what are you you two still doing up Niles was supposed to put you to bed an hour ago nil oh this is not my fault yeah they gave me turkey good night good night 9 - 7 uh two well what are you doing I'm timing her subtractions 3 seconds it's time oh no we can't have the baby now I don't know how to get to the hospital honey honey calm down Gracie you're not really having a baby honey but you said when two people sleep together and the girl is late well I was late for the lon King hey that's what you were listening to Don't put peas up your nose I have to say nine times sweetie you are definitely not pregnant and if you were we were calling haraldo immediately I'm not no thank God I'd like to get a figure before I lose it come on you two it's time for bed boy you two are just so cute you go upstairs and have sweet dreams oh Willie you sleep in Brighton's room oh miss fine good you're home I uh I wanted to apologize for the way I behaved about you and Kurt oh well you know if I didn't know any better I would think that you were jealous please fine no I U I was just concerned about the children I thought maybe they'd get attached to Kurt and then when you break up they'd be upset why are you so quick to say when we break up how come you assume my relationships won't work out well how's it going it didn't work out did you part amicably no not at all it was very friendly well don't worry Miss fine if it isn't Kurt it it'll be someone else good night Miss fine good night Mr shefield you know I'm not asking for much really I just want someone that's going in the same direction as me I know exactly what you mean Co is fine I think you sat in something H nope looking good [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] really [Laughter] Ma uhhuh [Music] oh

Channel: The Nanny

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Id: QNkWCpgBabE

Length: 23min 21sec (1401 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 26 2024