Fran, Sylvia and Yetta's Funniest Moments I The Nanny

darling it's time for the mother daughter prenuptual tour Valerie would you go into the kitchen and heat me up a nice big piece of apple pie oh I get it you want some privacy no I want pie darling I knew I would be too emotional on your wedding day so I wrote you a letter when did you have time to write it on the day you were born my darling daughter after 23 hours of agonizing labor yes I'm never letting your father touch me again you're finally here darling this is the happiest day of my life until today your wedding day and now here you are 21 years old Kennedy was President we were all optimistic you know I don't want you to think just because I'm getting married that this is going to change anything between us I may be living with Maxwell but you'll always live in your own home love good night sweet hard good night ma ma put the rosette down it's plaster you want to scrape your esophagus again miss fine Mrs fine welcome welcome hi I'm Dirk your wedding coordinator and may I say we are honored that you selected us for the fine chef reception it's truly the wedding of the century well it took nearly that long to happen now DK I just want to tell you Oz is a mixed marriage he's from drinkers we're from eaters so let's plan the menu accordingly fun fun funny fun fun now may I suggest as your guests arrive we wow them with a nice sculpture of the Trevy Fountain oh a fountain sounds nice but can they make it out of chopped liver oh challenge challenge challenge I love it I love it okay now we have over 75 or derves to choose from and would you like to taste them or would you trust me to choose okay I I see St I'm working with a new person forgive me look at me I'm like reges without Kathy Lee Ma you know I have a little problem I need to talk to you about Mr Sheffield doesn't want want me to work anymore and the conundrum would be I mean it's not as if I'm not going to be busy enough performing my wely duties and God knows I've had that stored up for 5 years who's going to have the energy to work but still I want to feel like I contribute something to the marriage oh sure you will you're his partner in life you're the woman behind the man help him support him be there for him never refuse him you get me yeah i't geta you're talking about dinner right what else is there Ma what are you doing here I came to talk to him I beg your pardon how can you sleep at night knowing my daughter is living in that dump traveling back and forth at all hours of the night M you can't talk to my boss like that and you pack your bed you're moving back in no I'm a grown woman I'm not afraid of you oh oh I'm sorry Mommy Sylvia it appears your daughter has made her decision and it's simply not your place I'll send the limo for her things ma this is the most embarrassing thing you have ever oh good he's gone Ma you are fabulous I owe you all I ask is in return is a cup of coffee a few snap Wells and maybe a grandchild well let's start with the cup of coffee that I can make by myself M I want to talk to you you know Max and I had another fight now Maggie wants to move in with her new boyfriend and he's saying it's all my fault sweetheart you know what your problem is you're spending too much time with your husband for 35 years that I have been married to your father combined maybe I've seen him totally 6 months well M if I don't figure out a way to keep Maggie from moving in with her boyfriend I may be moving back in with you fny you can't move in here I'd have to move out and go to a home M we put you in a home 10 years ago you bastards [Applause] [Laughter] sweetheart I can't believe you're fighting with your husband is giving me palpitations I probably won't live to see Thanksgiving and I already bought the bird and ate it you're fighting with him and it's killing me m I didn't come here to upset you I feel terrible what can I do to make it up to you learn the performance that you just saw is called guilt it's every mother's secret weapon that she uses on her daughter use it to get the girl back ma do you think that I'm ready to unleash the power embrace it use it pass it [Applause] [Applause] on N I thought you were going to stop smoking what it's going to stunt our growth y you promised you going to quit smoking she also promised she wouldn't eat anything gassy before we left meanwhile did you get a seat on the express [Laughter] bus oh it is a wonder I have any class at all oh there's that floss these cookies for us sure Nana help yourself so y did you talk to ma oh sweetheart please throwing that bum out was the smartest thing she ever did she should have married Alan King my new Allan King no that was the hitch Yeti you rest netti did you talk to D why should I I like having my baby home again in his little room in his little bed oh God don't tell me you're bathing him he's such a good boy there's a ball by couldn't reach to change for 10 years but now that your father's there he gave me a [Applause] boost I can't believe you guys you're so selfish Mom and Dad splitting up isn't about you it's about me look what you did granny you want a Petman okay you want an ash ash tray where did I get this the Hilton oh sure oh forget it I'm just going to talk to Daddy myself come on Netty we're going to go to your place I can't have people over I got nothing in the house I suppose I'll bake some [Music] cookies I love my apartment it's so cheerful sure it's like living inside a Hostess snowball oh don't sit down Netty I'll never find you well where is he uh uh try the bathroom it's the Pink Door I'm going to start the cookies now come on dad you know that Mom and you are meant to be together I mean what are you going to do St sitting at singles boss picking up on babes hoping that they notice how much time you put into your hair and all the makeup squeezing into that tight dress it's pathetic oh wait a minute hot [Music] cookies I don't want things to change I want my parents back together again mom in the kitchen and dad in the den his hair in the bedroom Daddy come out of there what are you doing in there me m in the bathroom well it is the room he feels the most comfortable in please spam me the details I'm just happy that you and Daddy got together again and made up twice thank you for your hospitality Netty you better believe it yellow yes I'm looking for Miss Fran fine oh this is Fran fine oh you have no idea how happy I am to hear your voice oh you know if I had a nickel for every time I heard that I'd have a nickel maybe I should just be direct my name is Lyla Baker Miss fine there's a possibility that there was a mixup in the hospital and I may be your birth mother what oh that's ridiculous I mean you obviously have the wrong friend fine although who else but a mother could be so happy to hear this voice M when I was born who did I look like Dick Van Patton and when we were in the hospital were you with me every second I never let you out of my sight not even to go out and steal some rice pudding or Jello or what are you the hospital security so I took a cobbler that didn't belong to me the woman was catatonic so you did Leave Me Maybe were're not related [Music] [Applause] there's and then there's and [Music] there's compromising anything right on [Laughter] [Applause] n Francine come on in I made contempt to meat fools MC [Applause] noodles why do you have to scream we're right here who's screaming my this sounds so obnoxious can't believe you're my mother well believe it meet my hips naen and Francy who's she blaming for a tush cousin scooter pie oh I'm just so honored that toon Fields came for supper maybe you're not her real daughter did you ever wonder why you have black hair and we have blonde that's because Francine looks like Daddy [Laughter] say now less talk and more eat after supper we're going to go buy your Halloween costumes I thought you'd go as a bride I don't want to go as a bride I want to go as a [Laughter] woman a career woman whose child are you that's it young lady no more that girl for you [Laughter] [Applause] I have something very important I need to tell you oh let me switch to a softer food so I could hear [Laughter] you Ma a woman called me this morning and said that because of a hospital mixup years ago it's possible that she's my real mother oh my God what kind of a crackpot would make up a thing like that she's trying to extort something probably from me and your father like what my you toaster oven with the burnt cheese on the heating coil meanwhile I have never seen Mr shanfield so upset he was dead serious he hates me he reviles me I wouldn't be surprised if he never talk to me again oh this is going to set the engagement way back has anyone noticed how I haven't touched the cake yeah Ma you're doing really good I'm so proud of you thank you meanwhile val did you taste these double chocolate brownies stuff with cheesecake scenters please I'm still working on this canoli it's got chips let me this let me have a knife why M you're not going to cheat are you for my wrists you know Sylvia my mother joined the diet Center and she has lost 120 lb another 50 and she can start sleeping up stairs again what are you digging for Ma I'm making sure I remembered my phone Samy's calling me from Florida and I don't want to miss him oh I just can't believe what I did to poor Lane there's got to be a way that I can help Mr Sheffield down of this Jam well Fran why don't you just go to her and beg her for Mercy you know tell her what you did to Elton John and to Elizabeth Taylor and to sh and to B Midler Lamb Chop well this this would pale by comparison really well if no one is going to have any more of the cake I'm going to put it away oh that's glad out of sight out of mind smart y very smart she sometimes I wonder where those two nuts came from [Music] hello for

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Length: 18min 43sec (1123 seconds)

Published: Sun May 12 2024