Full Abbott and Costello EpisodeThe Dentist's Office

I'm getting so nod to like this business I'm after I don't know why she puts up on my face off what are you beefing about now your face once in a while wrong with you want all these kids to come in here and think I'm a dope that's the way they're going out you know ask me anymore those stupid things you ask me ask me a nice cheese you want something I can answer you can't answer me will you answer it all right say you're 40 years old who's four just pretend you're 40 years I'm up for all right you're 40 years old and your lover little girl say ten years old this one's gonna be a pip no we're gonna finish it will you please a good idea where I'm gonna wind up now wait a minute all right I forget about that you're 40 she's 10-year four times as old as that little girl you couldn't marry her could you unless I came from the mountain do you what would you keep quiet right are you 40 she's dead you're four times as old as that girl so you wait five years now the little girl is 15 you're 45 now you're only three times as old as that little girl so you wait 15 years more now the little girl is 30 you're 60 you're only twice as old as that little girl Hey she's catching up yeah how long do you have to wait before you will move in over the same age now that's simple enough tell the folks show them how smart you are I think the whole thing is ridiculous what's ridiculous about it I mean after all if I keep waiting for her she'll wind up followed me what do you mean we should wind up older than me and then show it the way for me why should she wait for you I was nice enough to wait for her what's the marry me she'll wait for me married yeah you know this girl girl why should you marry a girl you don't even know what are you walking like this I was born a side of a he'll eat three four five ten okay how's that 510 mm how if you should never get mad if you can top the planet what university nine ten oh wise guy huh honey you can tell mother are you can let me hear you account to up to its far for quasi at news yeah yeah eight native sir what do you think I am my studies oh come on Oh Lois you're the picture of health gee but you're beautiful ah you like beautiful girls I gather I like beautiful girls anybody gathers do you miss your ever Mario do you miss Brooke's I was at crazy auntie Mon frère bula-bula did have a process where no I couldn't ah vous pouvez l'avenir Sheila mezzo L Agena avec moi pala you mean addition there's you booze on P no I'm very sorry I could I have it what's she saying maybe I could well I'll tell you what you do I work for the best dentist in town here's a card you come up to the office and I'll see the dentist takes good care of you let me add you to show me if the desert pulls my tooth will it hurt oh well if it hurts after he pulls it out you put it back in again but but I even come on come on and it's nourish I just had to bring him in oh I'm glad you took my advice the doctor will see you in a few minutes do it's your suffering will student be over you don't mind if there's a patient for you I wouldn't mind if there was 340 patients before me you sit down doctor be right with you thank you hey Luigi come without much you got a third day guy I love a special look I've had a toothache it - that's a nothing for about strong it's drawn of a bullet hey you're going to extend appendixes night yeah I feel like a frickin dick in a war about nothing strong Charlie dick now mine hurts and I'm afraid of it they put an event is amazing art that's a new mind yes my fondest in my mouth mr. Patrick low yeah well I took him onto myself what he's gonna delighted you you were - oh yeah no I come around the back door you're going did you hear that set down don't you worry about a thing it won't hurt a bit I don't be afraid to it oh hello every time you're close to me like this I always feel safe yes so sweet Oh Hilary when you hug me like this I get up fighting sensation in my heart do you think it's love no it's my pocket comb I ready miss Brooke ready for the next patient that's you Lilith what happened mr. Bacigalupi oh he has vent he didn't went this way no he went out through the window just on a 13th floor well everybody isn't superstitious bye for now see you later in always come come come to my boy get a chair my boy ha ha so so high yet skates lose here oh is it easy easy huh easy easy [ __ ] that didn't hurt did it good good oh so that didn't hurt either huh you haven't done anything yet they call me pain this practice because I am painless I am NOT that has been quite a big game hundred Thursday oh yes there's an interesting story about everyone off ah don't take off too much from the top open them all up like oh I'll take these answers yeah miss Brooke I got to have my emergency satchel oh this is one of the most unusual cases I have ever seen cricket Arjun Singh said what is this this must be serious war who hasn't used that satchel in years Lulu I we were talking about the head nurse have a have a hammer hammer butch hammer will explain these antlers a nice kiss a change the VHS funny funny thing was the we'll shoot at the antlers we were talking about those yes when woman had to have a blowtorch a blow dart we wait understand for just a minute a hammer a chisel a blowtorch well what are you doing the Castel Costello bah first we have to open this Archer we were talking about hand satchel fashion development good good so now what do you know what the bullet dodged well I must open up this actual my boy don't droop on gas no sure but you can check my oil nice courageous shapes a lot come come come here no sorry now take it easy don't be excited my boy you is safe is a little more a the baby's arms oh I am over here oh excuse me won't you sit down my boy come let's get in there haha so that's fun oh I'm slide by apple pies Oh huh now may I see what you're doing okay what are you covering me up for sit down sit down sit down my boy sit down please okay attention what I do here I am a very busy man I don't got time to make problems with you here I got a patience here now mmm-hmm he back please Joe hmm open vitam out please my dog I'm sorry I was at the wrong side here she we are doing I don't get excited lean back the head please now now let me open the mouth open open my gracious you have a protrude e tons o yes my nose Oh get back so yes yes our battle burst is that the place is that the place maybe here huh over there huh maybe it's trying to knock it out sit down please don't be silent now open the mouth open the mouth Lee spider sticking your tongue please yes No help hey V you hit back so I put your hand on your mouth help me on your chin open them off please put on a chin zone I'll help me little bit help me hold still now haha Oh Oh I was wondering why there was an alien it well don't worry my boy I fixed you up in the shape of a cow's foot come down here ha ha ha and this one how this I let it brew wait I've seen lions and tigers heads before but I have never seen anything like this what in the world is that it's million dope hemant charge me five dollars you would want to pull your tooth told have left us 15 cents living under hey wait a minute get an idea and this is a system that always works I see use it when I was a kid you couldn't get mrs. Brown's cat meet me in the backyard a cat-scan full of toast no no I'm going down get mrs. Burton's dog the thoughtful - dog is going to pull your tooth up Joaquin dentists what's the difference you get the cat out get the dog and me in the backyard very careful our landlord here you know has a peculiar feeling we should pay our back rent Oh so don't know is when you go inside don't forget that now yes ma'am yes ma'am yes sir that's better yeah that'd be one of the other go on going sneaking it again hey I always fall into my room this way now why don't you admit if it's you're just too lazy to get a job and pay your back room rent don't you know that laziness is the father of all evil that's an old adage or don't you believe in all adages oh sure I do I believe in old manages your even know what an average is oh I do too mr. fields if I prove an order adage to you would you let me go to my room but what birds have I proved to you that a loaf of bread is the mother today airplane would you let me go to my room that's ridiculous let me prove it you can prove that a loaf of bread is the mother of an aeroplane I sure go ahead and you do but ably shoot now a local business necessity an airplane is an invention souls are therefore a loaf of bread or necessity is the mother of invention necessity is the mother of invention that's right now we're all set cat's in the trap there's one inside to tell the dog's collar the other end tied tied to YouTube I'll tell you what we do we play we like to play a airplanes don't you when we play air now when you holler Roger I'll pull this cord open the trap they can't go out the door where to the cat your truth and wear to the dog and where I go though you're you'll be around here someplace less of - wait a minute hold now are you ready go ahead say it Henry not Henry you gotta say Roger I'm afraid to say Roger Oh well that dog ain't no dentist you elective which again hurts again oh it's murdered astute oh I was my cousin was here because yeah he was a good dentist DD oh he was a DD a good one too something is he had a quit the hole here - hole quit the whole business care to quit it his name looked so silly underdog what was his name tweedle dee dee to take cups toothache drops oh yes Oh No there below I used to work here oh here you oh I'm sorry 15 cents yes ma'am 15 cents long excuse me I forgot I thought I was behind the counter mr. Everett I don't understand how you can run around with a nincompoop like Lucas fella I wouldn't dream of inflicting him on anybody else I uh I got here he come home well my boy did you get the two thick drops like I told you to good now take a few drops put on your finger stick your finger in your mouth and rub it on the bad - I can't do this why not I drank it yep another 15 cents shut you're gonna make a nervous wreck out of me I was good all you do is cause me trouble trouble trouble trouble just a minute mr. rabbit it's very possible that you're a bad influence on this boy now this happens to be no business of your you may not know this mr. rabbit but a lot of people in this neighborhood resent your derogatory and insulting treatment of this boy here yeah ever like a fence I should say you have just because Lou Costello happens to be a poor unsophisticated illiterate bore with the intelligence quotient of a delinquent [ __ ] mr. rabbit has telling mr. valence and furthermore mr. rabbit is it compensatory for you to abuse this poor unsophisticated incompetent mental [ __ ] just because he hasn't got the common sense of a half-baked illness similar look here how just a minute now you had this coming to you for a long yes sir and another thing mr. rabbit I want you to notice this boy notice his blank expressionless countenance the receding forehead to figure your angle over the universe the face the thickness of his skull the antediluvian physiognomies of this body the close resemblance to the early form of gargantuan name uh uh can you possibly blame this boy for being a slovenly unkempt grubby looking drum how do you like those potatoes and get out of that one now mr. rabbit I know what you're thinking don't quibble you must admit that you've seen you can see much more intelligent looking specimens than Lou Costello in cages I can't say that oh you can say if you wanna you just don't want to remember of course that's how everybody in the neighborhood feels about Lucas stuff okay mr. fields you do me a favor of course what is it the next time that you see a lot of nice things about me and you pull me up will you throw in a couple of knocks I don't want everybody to think I'm too perfect I'll be glad to well my boy is your toothache better yeah didn't even give it a thought oh now hello hi bud what's the matter with you I don't know I'm even passing you off this tooth is killing me oh they're acting up again yeah I've got an idea oh no last idea you had I went to jail that's just it go to jail certainly I they won't take me in jail I'm a scoop wait a minute if you go to jail they feed you for free they probe you for free and they pull a tooth for free that the synergy actually no jails have Dennis highwayman we've got to get you in jail how you do that oh that's simple that's easy enough we get it hey there it is you see that kid down there with a balloon have you got a pin don't break that kid's balloon chill here I come go ahead pick on somebody your own size oh he did hey I'll get you new blue kid don't worry about money buy a new blue originally can I change he's not buying new boom there Marco's Kazan governor comes out with nothing hey our kid I'm supposed to go to jail it's know me this is no time to dance we've got to get you to jail whoa way to play you see that guy coming out of the wrench or the Oracle go down and steal an over go how much is this gonna cost me go steal that overcoat that'll put you in jail me that cold front sorry mr. Holmes you're cold I saw the resident alien to me are you gonna go copter miss Nick mm later we don't get discouraged kid I've got it I've got a great idea styling the first good-looking girl comes along insult er your founder go to jail yeah we're out here comes one now is this your talk swear what the ID or something my name a lot of public street [ __ ] copper would have is yeah I don't know who I am I'm hot do you understand get wise to yourself chump you never see me you never set eyes on me and if I ever hear you squeal and I don't know what to do with you one of the boys formula habit wait a minute I'll get them up arrange knockouts for Lily in jail don't get excited I'm not getting mixed up there's that best one of them all you see a fire alarm box over there go overs and a false alarm in at least the fire box that that can hit me back then you're bound to go to jail I'll go ahead over to bring in it go ahead wait again can't miss out and all from this corner did you turn in those alarms well young men it looks like you're gonna take a little trip to jail did you turn in hell I certainly did not lady this little criminal hair criminal just man is a hero why the fire engines got there just 30 seconds after my house caught on fire oh you little man I'm going to Kimmy's let me boo well I'm sorry it's finally an apology is there anything I can possibly do for you yeah will you please take me to jail Oh what upsets a humor I did forget my cousin in our street good father we thank you thank you very much I never already you got a piece caught on yeah at the corner Headley yard today that's the piece get it out yeah huh boy oh boy here on now put that piece in your mouth around the tooth the woman hurts you now tie it tight I'll the other in here on the on the rear of the car and when it starts out there goes our to God oh here it is yes why district better I'll give you a head a little time don't just sit down there on the curb and relax go ahead everything's gonna be all right now do all right you got a good time I think this goon they're out that's someone yeah yeah I know this criminal officer come on just a minute this man is a hero he's just performed one of the most heroic feats of strength I've ever seen here yes him gratulations there's a reward of $5,000 for the capture of those bank bandits on behalf of the citizens of this town I want to thank you thanks I want to thank you - thank you but they're coming out here interrupted right I'm trying to say goodnight to the neighbors where are you unless you're talking to a hero huh I hear back and with the robbers and the crooks like that soon when I get my car now reward you be $5,000 reward congratulations don't forget I'm your partner 5050 I'm gonna do better than that but I'm gonna give you a couple of dollars in cash I never buy that up another thing you know why I'm happy right well I took this out but that wasn't the truth today Q was on this side

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Keywords: Abbott And Costello (Double Act), UnitedDragons JMovies, The Dentist's Office

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Length: 26min 4sec (1564 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 03 2014