Abbott & Costello 'Jonah and the Whale'

what's the matter I should put the whole sign right for my puss well there's other people in the cast besides ourselves you front of your face well what is it dear for the high class guy on my face I'm looking at all the people out here they see enough with your face oh man let's get started with the show let's do some funny stuff what funny stuff you know let's tell something well we don't we don't tell jokes we in fact we have no jokes we tell rural route route II miss our adversaries we have no Joe no that's right right our settlement but I have a joke you have one I have a joke where'd you get it I tell a joke where'd you get the joke I wrote him myself you wrote a joke Brandon roll it yourself nobody's ever heard it before is it funny clean yeah I don't mean so and it's brand-new yes you think the folks out there will like it I think so it's a s it's a fish story how long will it take to tell it couple of seconds the only thing is you ain't got nothing to say in it you might forget a chair and sit down because you don't open your mouth once through the whole thing but it's funny very cute and you wrote it yeah but you keep your mouth shut you don't get you know not to say well I don't have to say anything as long as you wrote it it's about a whale a ship and Jonah and it's funny yeah and you wrote it yeah now don't talk no more we're going that's here let's don't say another word no long as it's funny it's funny that's brand-new keep your mouth shut right let's hear it what's the Python to us away I'm a kind of a whale see that's what I mean you got to keep your mouth shut you ain't understand it well already does it's not I don't have to ask me what kind of whale is because I don't know what kind of where the water let's forget about I know what kind of rarity oh sure looking at you belong the will gain a sudden I don't know ass highway all right actually keep your mouth shut hey give a shot how do swear was in the ocean one ocean this so one ocean I think the folks would like to know where this took place don't you think go ahead pick out ocean what I can that's immaterial to me all right immaterial Oh star what's in the immaterial or Sheila's - openness but it's not on a ship watch it this ship watch it watch it I told you you'd go say nothing in a story I'd do the whole story by myself you're telling it but I know you keep opening your mouth I'll keep my shy only ask you what kind of a ship a ship a plain everyday ship that swims in the water you mean a swim ship yeah now - where was following the swim ship because whoever heard of a swim she had a rule that you are Eddie's chicken mash away pod you give me aggravated now I did easy take it easy go ahead now the ship was following the whale life because now I got the ship following the whale where was following the ship because the whale was home actually now captain Jonah was a captain to the boat he don't want the whale capsized the boat why you know what the whale capsized the boat yes he he don't want the whale capsized the boat up so he easy cuz you know what capsize means I don't put him big words like that if I don't know what it means to be capsize capsize that's a big word well what does it mean good one well what does it mean capsize capsize story should help Oh what does it mean get it over with that's captain like seven quarters so he'd hunt the whale of six or seven eighths the boat yeah so what LD you captain's you know was a brave man sorry Trudeau he's through a whale over a barrel of apples what kind about and justice OC what kind of up I guess you're not tend to love me what kind of apples are wireless so harmful about that playing every day apples thousands to grow out of tree there's all kinds of apples ooh there's Baldwin apples as frost Apple take it easy come on I'll get it over with so the whale ate the apatheia now captain Jonah realized that the whale was still gonna capsize the boat don't ask me again about that thing right so when he when the whale ate the apples he was still hungry so then captain Hill through Moses over a stool what kind of thoughts who say that mean case you ask a three-legged stool so the way late to school now the whale ate the apples in the way late to school and the whale was still hungry in other word his appetite had not been appeased and that's a pretty good word let's hear the Finnish news so captain Jonah being a very brave man you know what the whale capsized the boat and he want to save all passengers on a boat so what did he do I do not want to tell you what is your super riot he sacrifice himself there he threw a beautiful jackknife dive right off the boat into the mouth of the whale him now the whale opened up his mouth and he swallowed captain Jonah he swallowed the apples and he swallowed the stool and then the whale swam away wait a minute look three years later they caught that very same whale down here in the bay just a minute and they cut him open wait a minute and what do you think they found were just one minute one more interruption now he says something here then I hate we do the funny one more interruption hello you're not coming out here in front of this intelligent audience millions and millions of people listening and watching you're not coming out and tried to get away without always a told punt about the time they they caught the whale and they cut him open there they found Jonah seated on that stool selling those apples three for a nickel I that's that that story you'd intended to come out of your nope now to show it now wait folks I'm really sorry I want to apologize it couldn't be that story because every little schoolboy knows that stuff that's right recent was brand new no one had ever heard about it but I'm sorry I apology now you go ahead and tell the folks what they found when they cut the way low I say tell the folks what they found when they got the whale open you do know the answer you know I I thought it was a bill up to that all wheeze but it couldn't be that because every little schoolboy knows at you at the whale open and they found Jonas he understood right though lower lows commander how we're not finished I want you to tell the folks

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Length: 6min 21sec (381 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 15 2013