Abbott & Costello - 2 Classic Bits... $28 and Loafing

hey wait a minute wait a minute you owe me back room Rena don't get excited how much is it you owe me 13 weeks it's $7 a week tidy sum is not pardon me just a minute hello here's $28 $20 give him that old routine of ours you know seven and twenty eight thirteen times give me the Crayola oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and do it right this time hope it works make it snappy okay uh mr. landlord yeah you smoking an army blanket never mind about that you owe me room rent all right here's $28 $28 fine just a minute you owe me 13 weeks at $7 a week and that happens to be a lot more than $28 that comes to $28 did you go to school yes sir do you mean to say that you can prove that 7 times 13 is 28 well it's gotta be sunny it is because mr. have a night that's 28,000 so what you get if you can prove it I'll tell what I'll do I will give you the room rent for nothing you will but if you don't prove it you owe me double the background is it a deal that's a deal okay you happen to have any Creole on it creo line I got it or you have I gotta feel something that's why he's got to come out 13 that's your way that's my way it's gotta come out right now first I put down the 7 right now I'm gonna divide the 7 is the 28th yeah I put at 28 there okay in a cute now here we go 7 into 2 7 will not go into 2 it will not that's a very big 7 to push into that little bathtub we ain't gonna hurt that little - Holley force you ones that we take the - open your hand and I put that 2 right there for safekeeping but don't drop it and don't lose it now 7th 8th once once I put the 1 over here 1 over there now we're gonna carry the 7 because it's very big and it's getting heavy on my shoulders and I'm gonna drop the 7 under there now seventh I'm eight here's one this one I put the 1 down there mm-hmm now comes would you mind open up your palm of your hand please I would like to use that to open up you you hadn't woken up I'm gonna put that too right there now 721 three times that's right seven in the 28:13 wait a minute you have to prove this even better than that you can prove it very easily by multiplication you mean you want me to emulsify it no no not multiply multiply Moe tipline all right go away all right multiply it 7 times 13 is 28 go ahead now first we got to put down a 13 right right there's a 13 times 7 times 7 right 7 weeks times 13 right 7 times 3 21 21 seven times one seven seven seven one day and but it's not now wait a minute wait a minute I'm still not convinced there's one sure way of proving this one sure way and that's by addition you want me to add addition it up I want you to put 13 seven times on that wall and then draw a line and Adama you want me to put down thirteen seven times that's right let's cut them out right there's one 1 two 2 three 3 four 5 six 6 seven wait a minute wait a minute what's the idea spreading them out like that that looks like I'm a flock of seagulls gonna hit the electric poles 3 6 8 women women let me do the adding this time no that's not right it's the middle I will do the adding then there'll be no mistake yeah all right all right chill now hey if you had an affair 3 6 9 12 15 18 21 22 23 24 35.6% [Music] [Applause] just as I can what is this all about check out with you I'm out all day long looking around for work do you ever wanna look for work sorry I wish my the only one who's gonna do all the way around here I was working in the comic book we're gonna comic book that don't feed you my friend don't put food in the icebox I don't give me that wait a minute stop but I think I heard some I don't know why did you say you were out all day working I was out there looking for a job you get it yes I got a job go ahead and get a job you don't want our work what are you doing I got job in a bakery good what are you doing it loafing loafing wait in the bakery you're working certainly going what a loafing well let's round us doing here I was just taking these kind of loafing you're just a lazy idiot opposite kinda I was taking it easy same as how I work when I loaf how can you laugh at the same time why not can I do it that's what they pay me for they pay for what so I'm loafing there you just go they'll work on the package store you don't do it you start dollar and a half an hour I'll often union mail I belong to the Union you're not supposed to get romantic like kinda low fee what can i loaf there with you I should say not you've got up ahead during the Union I gotta join a union or loafers belonging to the Union what do you think of that you gotta join our union north cool off we're certainly don't see nothing but I was goofing here without the Union no you are you can't loaf here you can't lope you got no dough I got no that's why I'm loving because I got no no no if you had no you get low but then you'd have to get a card during the Union well sure I can you love without dough that's bro your mind I've been trying you can't do it them you can't do anything can't retire right now I gotta have a job Sunday come down to the bakery I'll show you how to loaf I do real loafing in fact you know now you not ever told you this my whole family were loafers okay sure my my father was a big Earl opened me it was yeah he's one of the best loafers in the family I think you're a better offer than your father oh I know that now because he taught me hello you know you're a big girl offer than your father oh sure sure your Bigelow frenemy told you you know loafer I'm not no certainly not to what you're just a lazy no-good for nothing whatever you can I be lazy you just tell me I'm no low for your a loafer not me but I could pay the whole thing you know that's what I don't understand we're gonna thank you start getting paid a half an hour follow that's right don't understand these are the ones I don't understand you're working an orphan and getting paid for it waiter can I get a job there no I can get a jacket let's go belong to the Union all you do is talk talk that's all I hate you don't say that look I don't say anything no look you go to the Union you get a card you go to the baby they give you a dough if you knead the dough first I need the throw and how I need to go in order to lose I need the doll in order clothes they need something I'll get something eaten a joint hearing get in the door you pork bingo I don't know leave me wait a minute I want to ask you just one thing right what makes a broom go up there what's holding you down well the joke is for that I get you I get you cook

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Views: 1,960,063

Rating: 4.8694887 out of 5

Keywords: $28, Loafing, baking, bread, Abbott And Costello (Musical Group), abbot and costello

Id: 9o1SAS8KyMs

Length: 7min 47sec (467 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 20 2012

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Fucking fascists.