From Paris With Love (Best Scenes)

that's a man you're looking for you're sure this is Charlie blacks taking my father hands before we look him up without the cans it comes drinking's accounts look here it's corn syrup caffeine and water and a cool label that's all it is try it it will never on to France well that's all we got here [ __ ] [ __ ] don't get you Handy's up in a bunch is because I use the B the M word as an adjective as in when I landed at this airport I was confronted by a self-important American hating frog leg eating snails suck a [ __ ] [ __ ] like a bureaucrat because I rather use it as a noun as in this [ __ ] hates American so much even though we saved his country ass and not only one world war but two he still won't let me through with my cans so now that we're clear on how I use the M word with no disrespect to you or your official capacity as the guardian of your country's borders I'll just move on with my cans no Monsieur time Alphonse it will never enter France okay well how am I supposed to have the energy to enjoy the endless pleasures of your fine City we can get you a few shots of espresso on the way out instead sir it is very important that you're clear customs not without my cans I don't use here I talk to you for a minute you got a real problem with those cans so it seems I'm running late you know this place yeah this better Chinese food in town yeah well I hear they make a killer egg for young so slip this got some bills and let's get me over there that's not how we do things here sir well that's how I do things why don't you call the Embassy and get me a different driver who will comply to the way I do things I'm not your driver I'm your partner yeah you're the chess player I read your file you play do I look like I play board games so why don't you get this guy laid get my box of Cohibas bottle of Chevys do whatever it takes just get it done why don't I try something just a little more subtle Jamie [ __ ] leave it to the French to [ __ ] up China's number one dish it's not Chinese it's American [ __ ] it was invented by a Jewish guy in San Francisco [ __ ] again I'm telling you the truth there's nothing Chinese about it not even the name foo yung has got nothing to do with what's in that dish oh so you're not only a chess master your Chinese language specialist level 2 man during a Cambridge night school really and the Chinese word for egg is done scuse me sir yes sir how do you say egg in Chinese I'm sorry I am fourth-generation I'm born and bred South I don't speak Chinese oh I'll tell whoever you work for I didn't kill you because I got a message for him wax on wax off pard hey there's a secret code let me just let me I'm really good at guessing there's a nine-millimeter in to class well I prefer sending my partner's in a little heavier so I would skip the Glocks and go with this 357 it's got a smoke trail better than a Cohiba hey I'll get it boys it's over something oh [ __ ] I just use your Cambridge level to tell me interested what they're selling these are dragon heads I think we should just buy what they're selling and get the hell out of home man I just gave you a straight-up Hong Kong Shaw Brothers kung fu [ __ ] Chop Suey show your new worried about this candy-ass tree again that was against kitchen staff kitchen staff no kitchen staff [ __ ] like that new kitchen staff awesome maybe not but these guys look like they're gonna make those guys look like choir boys well they know la marea via gang just some Asian dudes no cool the eggs dudes am i right Brenda wrong brother tell me that wasn't some impressive [ __ ] kitchen staff call your girl I'm gonna get you home any quicker you don't have anybody to go home to do you I thought you already met my wife you met Carolyn you might feel a little bit I woke up with my share of Carolyn's down she was buying fabric she makes her own clothes what am I supposed to do now totally [ __ ] not after I tell her how you pull the trigger save the day do you think I'm just gonna stand here and lose my girl while you get laid haven't you learned anything since we met watch now [ __ ] move move hot give me that another cadet yeah that's the big boss [ __ ] I'm looking for keep me dynamic that chance last night's down the [ __ ] are you doing man what the [ __ ] is it look like I'm doing I'm charging my [ __ ] cell though cooped up in India I supposed to do I told you not to look that one of me I couldn't help that I was curious I do awesome and then want us to get down on the ground my sister Jeep what the hell are you doing give you a little advice I picked up in Somalia when a shaky ten-year-old points a gun in your face you do whatever the [ __ ] he wants then get down did we blow just one hour bling did you feel homesick yet [ __ ] no it's fake well this isn't Caroline's father gave it to her I swear that girl's gonna get you killed looks better on me definitely thank you for you $50 hey what the [ __ ] are you doing that's good [ __ ] I said Columbia makes you a little flower right now give me a kilo a kilo you think this is Bogota what the [ __ ] am I do with 5 grams maybe you can sleep it off your homeboys s maybe you can get off your jive ass ah and hook me up with a player who can't hook us up 0:05 grams is considered personal cuz I'm sure that they can get away with anything more than a kilo was 15 years in prison no but wouldn't it be a shame for these [ __ ] to get caught with 5 kilos of their own [ __ ] got caught with 5 kilos of their own [ __ ] feed osku banks are closing up shop okay say what we're gonna do I am gonna take the scenic route and you my friend are gonna go downstairs to the tenth floor should anybody comes through that door do you need this to keep in touch yeah thanks that's good [ __ ] how do I get some you got it's homegrown not now and fix your hospitality old man let's go and five seconds to cross salami and four seconds to get to the car we stopped I got to get my stuff they knew we were coming I'm sure it's dripping look my prints are all over that car the cops will trace it back to the embassy and to me in no time [ __ ] okay let me get let me get my head around this you want to stop in the middle of our getaway so you can grab your plates wipe your prints and grab some files I'll be quick quicker than this what the [ __ ] so where were we you were telling my friend look lovely q and my fiance we're picking up when I saw you oh well I'm not really in the clothing business I'm actually in the cloak-and-dagger division of the embassy like my boy here mostly cloak mm mm-hmm mostly dagger yeah killed anyone today haha let's see about what 1 1 an hour and average I'd say and what type of people did you kill today James hmm you know the usual bad guys bad guys badass suicide bested cold-hearted Pakistani [ __ ] inside of Karachi no well seriously I mean we took down a whole terror cell today tell him that's what we were doing in the elevator when you sauce truth hmm but he's being modest tell me who saved the day I helped hmm did you at least catch them all not sure but find out soon enough all right it's part a this Bihar today yeah Cheers what did you think that evening hello no I'm sorry there's no Rosie come on number what's the call we've been waiting for

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Keywords: From paris with love, film, funny, best bits, dinner scene, gang fight, sex

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Length: 11min 44sec (704 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 13 2013