SO, UH, WH-WHERE
ARE YOU FROM? AUSTRALIA. I JUST MOVED HERE
A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. FROM THE LAND
DOWN UNDER? YEAH. I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT, EITHER. SO, UH, WHAT, UH,
WHAT DO YOU DO? I'M A DANCER. YOU'RE A DANCER? SHE-SHE'S A DANCER. Janine:
WELL, I THINK I'LL GO AND... UNPACK. OH, HEY, LET ME. THANKS.
OKAY. (gasping ecstatically) JOEY... YEAH? DID YOU EVEN INTERVIEW
THIS WOMAN BEFORE YOU ASKED HER
TO MOVE IN? OF COURSE I DID. UH-HUH. WHAT EXACTLY
DID YOU ASK HER? "WHEN CAN YOU MOVE IN?" THANK YOU FOR BRINGING
HER INTO OUR LIVES. UNBELIEVABLE. OH... OH, SO, YOU LIKE HER,
TOO, CHANDLER? HEY, LOOK AT
ALL THE BOXES. OH, I CANNOT WAIT
TO ASK HER OUT. WAIT A MINUTE, JOEY. JOEY, YOU CAN'T
ASK HER OUT. SHE'S YOUR ROOMMATE. YOU KNOW, IT'S... IT'LL
BE WAY TOO COMPLICATED. YEAH, YEAH, MAN,
DON'T DO IT. I MEAN,
IF YOU DATE HER THEN-THEN-THEN
I CAN'T DATE HER. Chandler:
ALL RIGHT,
THINK ABOUT IT. REMEMBER WHEN YOU WENT
OUT WITH THAT GIRL, DONNA AND YOU BROKE UP? REMEMBER HOW
HORRIBLE IT WAS WHEN YOU BUMPED INTO EACH
OTHER AT THE SUPERMARKET? OH, GOD, YEAH. NOW, IMAGINE YOU LIVE...
AT THE SUPERMARKET. OKAY. NO, NO. OH. OH. OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T WANT THAT. I CAN'T DATE HER. YEAH, AND YOU BETTER
WATCH THE FLIRTING, TOO BECAUSE IN SUCH
CLOSE QUARTERS... IT COULD BE TROUBLE. WELL, THAT'S GOING
TO BE TOUGH, MON. IT'S HARD FOR ME TO BE AROUND
AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN AND NOT FLIRT. (chuckles) WELL, YOU'RE AROUND
ME ALL THE TIME AND YOU DON'T FLIRT. YOU A LITTLE SAD
ABOUT THAT, SWEETHEART? ( voice cracking ):
OH, MAN. SORRY, THERE'S JUST MORE ROOM
OUT HERE. OH, NO, NO, NO, IT'S-IT'S, UH...
YOU JUST, UH, UH, REMINDED ME THAT, UH, I HAVE
TO DO MY STRETCHES, TOO, YEAH. (groaning painfully) WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO... (yelping) WHAT'S WRONG? UH, UH, NOTHING. I JUST, UH...
I-I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO TOUCH ME BECAUSE I'M-I'M
ALL SWEATY FROM THE WORKOUT. I'M GOING TO HIT THE SHOWER. OH, MY GOD! OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT
STUFF HANGING IN THERE. IT'S JUST MY THONGS ARE
TOO DELICATE FOR THE DRYER. OH... (laughing nervously) (whimpering) LISTEN, I WAS GOING TO ORDER
SOME PIZZA. YOU WANT TO SHARE ONE? PIZZA? HA! IT'S NOT LIKE
I'VE NEVER HAD THAT BEFORE. BA-DUM-BUMP. CHSSH. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. LET'S JUST GET THIS OUT
IN THE OPEN, OKAY? YOU'RE HOT. I'M LOVABLE. CLEARLY, THERE'S A VIBE
GOING ON BETWEEN US BUT WE'RE ROOMMATES AND IT'S A HUGE MISTAKE FOR US
TO CONTINUE DOWN THIS ROAD. JOEY... NO, NO, NO, I'M TELLING YOU. IMAGINE YOURSELF
LIVING IN A SUPERMARKET AND YOU WILL
UNDERSTAND. OKAY, SO THE QUESTION IS,
WHAT DO WE DO? WELL, I DON'T THINK
THERE IS ANYTHING TO DO. I MEAN, I THINK
YOU'RE REALLY SWEET BUT I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED
IN YOU LIKE THAT. OH! NO, I MEAN... ( sighing ):
YOU'RE A REALLY NICE GUY AND I'M HAPPY TO BE
YOUR ROOMMATE AND YOUR FRIEND. I'M JUST... YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T
FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT YOU. OH... I SEE WHAT HAPPENED. (laughing) IT'S BECAUSE I WAS TRYING
TO REPEL YOU, RIGHT? BELIEVE ME, YOU'D FEEL A LOT
DIFFERENT IF I TURNED IT ON. I DON'T THINK SO. OH, I DO. HOW YOU DOIN'? I'M OKAY. WHAT? WHAT? OH, DEAR GOD!
