Friday The 13th Beta - SackHead Jason! (Glitches!) JasonNado, Flying Car, Tentlirious!

my pickax my pickax I want you to die by my pickax crate and pike queen you know [ __ ] dude there's two 69s in here that's not delirious and you're not crappy Queen do I sound like delirious in pike queen got a crampy Queen I'm gonna have sex to them they kill you on the semen demon oh are you gonna have sex with me first or kill me which one as it matters here still you see we're gonna kill you oh that sounds like a good time you found this super freak the second man Oh who's gonna be the killer please be me please oh I've never you might use this Jason before I've never used this Jason just eject eject it to gadget Jackie Jenson Oh Yes Mother I will always make them pay for what they did to you mother oh hello could I have a word with you can I have a word with you please please really good did you just shut me off summer what are you doing ho Chi I'm back I'm back please is red you go ahead yeah no no no no you can't hide from me that's right that's right off with your head up off your head and now you're dead oh thank you mother thank you am I your special boy mother I okay hello and I have a word with the owner of this house can I speak the language yeah please no way middle somebody with somebody here second ago come out come out wherever you are come out come out wherever you are you need help you need help right now sit sir I [Music] need a knee I need to fix someone hear this did you call Tommy did you call Tommy Oh someone call Tommy already come on hurry to call Tommy huh who did it Omar you would fight Omar you here um let me inside I just want to play Minecraft with you I got a pickaxe and everything hello hello who's in here anybody home oh you're not in here huh yeah oh you duped me you damn do to me you're joking jokey jokey er dem puked everywhere Oh oh my to go um buddy Oh pal would you go buddy Oh buddy Oh friend buddy buddy old pal friend faster and harder okay I gotta go back to the phone I gotta go back to the phone man it could be they give me color little off I'll look at it go hot mic yeah killing everybody killing your wall - Tata - dad - dad - dad - dad hello friends welcome back here I just want to murder you I just want to murder you please this kind of oh if that dude ever okay come back here my backup please oh it's the semen girl hello did you say you were gonna kill me [Music] hi hi where are you going oh did I hit you I apologize I apologize for that I'm gonna kill this hoochie kill her right now you know I'm gonna let you live and let you live right now [Applause] [Music] [Applause] boo shall I give you shall I kiss I just want to kill right now who shall I kill who shall I kill I just want to kill right now hey what are you doing you scum home come back here please I've never played with this Jason before in my life I just want to kill but it's what a murder I just want to routine here let me spin your head around you spin my head right round right round I've never seen that kill animation before yeah they did deserve to die mother I will make them suffer mother I will make them all suffer and I'm gonna go back to the phone to check it out someone using my phone someone trying to use the phone someone needs to make a prank phone call nobody around here all right I'm leaving then leaving teacher teacher teacher teacher come back here I am hot mocking you stupid idiot where you going home link he needs help huh and he's helped yeah you need help how much help do you need huh oh [ __ ] how much help do you need huh I'm here to help you home let me help you please please let me help you sir dead - Dead - Dead - Dead - Dead - Dead damn freaking artist breaking out of stuff breaking out of stuff breaking out of stuff working on stuff breaking every day fricking every day breaking all the stuff breaking all the stuff um um are you in here sorry for killing you so I've murdered my friend right holy friend he was my sunshine my only sunshine [Music] I kept me he oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] come on my butt no no you [ __ ] no ok I'm gonna stuff these fools yeah Oh luckily they're going the wrong way Oh what are you guys doing huh I'm just gonna um I'm just gonna keep casually running this way hello friends [Applause] did you die again huh did you die again come here cut it yeah the damn car get your down the shop again so I the car you're gonna die right now Jack for your cards I'm gonna hook you up what happened with your flying car didn't help it all did it didn't help at all did it yeah Oh mommy I will hunt them down and make you pay hello hello delirious is here to make friends I just want to make friends I'm back here right now and make friends with me hey friends please just I just need any friendship I need other friends in the world don't scream don't scream please are you doing oh I'll see you in there oh did I just go through the window with the hook yeah I guess what you killed everything I just had to kill you all not not knocking on the ladies as though hey hey hey let me help you through let me help you through the window hey oh there you go I helped you through the window oh thank you mother thank you I'm so special aren't I hello hello let me let me come right in why don't you let me come in it were you going don't trap for me don't arrest for me please this crap you threw the thing my little glitchy out sorry I'm a little glitchy where'd you go you know little Hootie oh you went back in the house went back in the house I'm coming I'm coming in coming in did you just die if you come through again you're gonna die I wouldn't do it I wouldn't do it are you going here let me let me help you outside let me let me take you out to dry let me hang you out to dry oh it's so hard block Amos sit down with soap no it's so bad so horrible what the [ __ ] what the hell okay Oh tornado Jason everybody get down everybody get down is it all right who is this where they going hard they so far away this let's go let's go meet them again Oh huh did you lose your shotgun did you lose your shotgun I could spin it cellphones really fast song did you like that damn it oh no oh oh we got somebody here you got something we're gonna leave on for last really uncle oh oh oh you got a shotgun shotgun can you shoot me okay I will kill you retching yeah you're going to suffer the consequences you're giving your dumb [ __ ] what okay oh the car [Music] okay Oh still broken still broken would you go nobody would say game what was that game what the [ __ ] was that game ohm oh my god I was I was I was like did you see me spinning might really fast like tornado Jason I saw your car fly up in the air and that landed on me oh man Wow that was that was like one of the best games I've had and I killed everyone seven out of seven my everybody died actually killed eight people because I killed Tommy - yeah I have to do something I have to do something I have to survive boy I have to be the one that's about this I'm the king it figures it figures not spawn at the phone [ __ ] figures hilarious how about this [ __ ] figures your deal I'll make you a deal fake it will you make a deal with me delirious in pig games will you made a good deal yes or no I'm not how we met Dale alright you don't need to be howie mandel make a deal hilarious I will legit make a deal with you [Music] what Liris [ __ ] what I'm so [ __ ] confused [Music] [Music] you never do son of a [ __ ] thank you [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] can you guys hear me Kenny gotta do this [Music] I got a booty big booty Judy I'm going to win he could do booty booty Judy yeah they just left they just left home everybody left oh my god judy judy they call me big booty and the booty Judy still been paying attention he couldn't hit me he try help me I locked myself in the tip that I can't get out this is the ultimate hacks right here he had never killed me I'm gonna survive get out it will let me get out get out I'm gonna win the game I'm gonna win the game I'm gonna win it's okay hey oh it's it's so cozy in here come and come inside oh I bet I would love to join you you see my head see you see my head off peekaboo what are we going to do now stand up if I stand up you can hear em you all I just wanted to camp I would I would leave right now I did how dare you come into my tent and murder me [Music]

Channel: H2ODelirious

Views: 4,190,410

Keywords: H2O, Delirious, Funny, Hilarious, Random, Moments, Friday the 13th, Jason, Teddy Bear, Chase, Easter egg, Glitch

Id: RJIHjbwmX0k

Length: 22min 33sec (1353 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 26 2016