FRANK GORSHIN jerry lewis show 1967 scene 1

I like to feel Fancy free I like to live young I like the old marry go around I like to play lover but don't like to get stung I like my two feet on the ground I may treat some folks lightly and others politely but will they get under my skin well my friends it all depends on the mood I'm in [Music] I'm in the mood for hate you dirty rats uhuh uhhuh a what did you say to me my dear wife you say the garbage disposal doesn't work again you want me to do something about it huh that big is cuz I do everything around here no matter what goes wrong the garbage disposal the TV the washer the dry the refrigerator no matter what goes wrong I'm the one who always picks up the phone to call the right guy to fix it you dirty rat so you see at home with my wife I may be tough like James Kagney but in a restaurant I might be like Alfred [Music] [Applause] Hitchcock excuse me L I would LA to have my chip iMed I have some friends at my house who are using the swimming pool and it just occurred to me that I forgot to tell them about the alligators at the bottom if I should return to my home too late to prevent a disaster I shall be back for my dessert good night with the newspaper boy with my paper boy I might be like Peter F Hey kid come here I want to talk to you for a second come here Hey listen last Monday you delivered the paper you threw it underneath the front porch you know what I'm trying to tell you then the next day the paper landed in the street not only in the street but in the gutter and there was a lot of water in the gter you know what I'm trying to tell you then a day after that the paper wound up my neighbor's backyard and forget about last night cuz last night I didn't even see the paper I don't know where it ended up you know what I'm trying to tell you now I got just one more thing I want to tell you you know what I'm trying to tell [Applause] you and my garden I confused my Gardener with Bert Lancaster hi now you say you just see the soil you say you want me to water for 3 days I want to say to you I don't have to water for 3 days cuz we're going to have rain brother I don't mean rain just for 3 days I want to tell you we're going to have rain for 40 days and 40 nights glorious reain so get down on your knees brother and pray I say get down on your knees and pray with all your might for the Lord Almighty is going to flood this land and wash away all the sins of mankind get down and Brave with every fiber of your being with every bone in your body pray I say pray for your soul I'll round up the animals and get me a carpenter I like to play good guys and I like to play bad I never know what I may be whatever the option is whatever the choice I even get down on my knee [Music] J say I'll deliver if you will only s thaty [Music] with if you like famous Duos I'll do you a Duo put Brando with Anthony Quinn hey look at him look at Brand look at him the Thinker all he does is think he thinks he thinks anybody can think I can think I can think just like him watch hey sh hey brandle hey BR we you getting excited about Stony I'm steing right here I don't know about youy tonyyy Hey listen wait a minute I'm not finished yet what was I Pony py hey you know what's wrong with you you think much you think too much you think morning noon or night that's all you do is think think think think think think look at me you don't see me thinking I don't have to think I know I do I say I don't have to think I don't think what do you think I should do about it Tony I don't know let me think about it see all I'm CH can tell I am peaceful but sometimes I yell and for now here's my choice see if you know this character's voice back 5 minutes this place will be surrounded by elephants I like to do lovers and I like to do clowns bad guys who never win and if they be lovers or if they be clowns i' got them under my skin so I'll do Richard John Wayne Boris lanaster Anthony qu Alfred Hitchcock and Le J and Peter you see my friends it all depends on the [Music] mood thank you thank [Applause] get down on your knees Sinners get down on your knees and pray I told you it was going to rain not for just 40 days and 40 nights but 480 maybe for 6 months it's going to keep raining until this C of s get down in your knees

Channel: That Vamp

Views: 200,236

Keywords: Frank Gorshin (Musical Artist), Jerry Lewis (Composer), Film (Media Genre), Theatre (TV Genre)

Id: BH_tNMes-is

Length: 7min 22sec (442 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 28 2014