Fox & Friends Cold Open: Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings - SNL

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♪♪ >>> YOU'RE WATCHING "FOX & FRIENDS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! WELCOME TO "FOX & FRIENDS." THAT'S BRIAN KILMEADE. >> HELLO! >> AND THE AINSLEY EARNHARDT. >> OKAY. Y'ALL ARE GOING TO KILL ME WITH THESE JOKES. >> AND I'M STEVE DOOCY HERE ON THIS GORGEOUS 30 DEGREE SPRING NEW YORK MORNING. WHAT A HELLHOLE OF A CITY. BRIAN, HOW WAS THE WEEKEND? >> OH, VERY EXCITING, STEVE. I GOT ON TRUTH SOCIAL. >> OOH. PRESIDENT TRUMP'S EXCLUSIVE NEW SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM? >> FANCY. WHAT'S IT LIKE? >> YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. I DOWNLOADED THE APP, OPENED IT, AND MY PHONE IMMEDIATELY GOT VERY, VERY HOT. [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE OVER 140 DEGREES. >> WOW. JUST FROM THE APP? >> YEAH. IT BURNED MY SON, ACTUALLY. ANYWAY, TRUTH SOCIAL, FIVE STARS. >> OKAY. GUYS, SPEAKING OF TRUTHS, CRUSH OF THE WEEK, TED CRUZ. ABSOLUTELY WIPED THE FLOOR WITH KETANJI BROWN JACKSON LAST WEEK BY WAVING A CHILDREN'S BOOK AT HER. >> SO POWERFUL. >> FATALITY. >> I'M SORRY, MS. JACKSON, BUT I AM FO THE FIRST AMENDMENT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, HERE TO TALK ABOUT THAT AND THE SUPREME COURT ARE TWO FRIENDS OF OURS. HANDLING THEIR OWN LITTLE CONTROVERSY THIS WEEK, JUSTICE CLARENCE AND GINNI THOMAS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT. >> HI, FRIENDS. >> WELL, FIRST OFF, HONORABLE JUSTICE THOMAS, YOU WERE JUST IN THE HOSPITAL. IS THAT RIGHT? >> THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. SO WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU FEELING OKAY? >> I GUESS WE'LL SEE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. FOLKS WERE SAYING YOU HAD COVID. BUT NOT TRUE, THOUGH, RIGHT, JUSTICE T? >> HA, HA. EVERYTHING'S POSSIBLE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> JUSTICE THOMAS, ALWAYS PLAYING IT CLOSE TO THE VEST. I RESPECT THAT. NOW, GINNI, THE LEFT IS CURRENT LY LOSING THEIR MINDS OVER A COUPLE OF COMPLETELY NORMAL TEXTS YOU SENT TO YOUR PAL MARK MEADOWS ON JANUARY 6th. IS THAT RIGHT? >> IT SURE IS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND NOW THEY WANT THE HONORABLE JUSTICE TO RECUSE HIMSELF. I MEAN, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SPEAK YOUR MIND. >> YES. AND I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE. I TAKE MY DUTY AS THE YOKO ONO OF THE SUPREME COURT VERY SERIOUSLY. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL I WANT IS A TIDAL WAVE OF BIBLICAL VENGEANCE TO WASH AWAY THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY ALL THE WAY TO GITMO AND THEN WE RELEASE THE KRAKEN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. WELL, THAT IS TERRIFIC. >> JUSTICE THOMAS, SHE DOESN'T TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS STUFF, THOUGH, RIGHT? >> HEH, HEH, HEH. SOME SAY YES, SOME SAY NO. [ LAUGHTER ] . >> WELL, JUSTICE T, IT'S SO GREAT TO HAVE SOMEONE HERE WHO ISN'T AFRAID TO TELL US WHAT HE REALLY THINKS. >> WHO? >> WELL, YOU OF COURSE, SIR. >> HA, HA. YOU CRAZY, MAN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, GREAT. THANK YOU BOTH SO MUCH. NOW, LATER THIS AFTERNOON ON FOX, IT'S "THE FIVE." LET'S CHECK IN WITH CO-HOST JUDGE JEANINE PIRRO TO SEE WHAT'S IN STORE. >> HELLO, MY ONLY FRIENDS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LATER ON "THE FIVE," DISNEY HAS AN EXCITING NEW PROJECT. TURNING YOUR KINDERGARTNER GAY. [ LAUGHTER ] LAST WEEK GOVERNOR DeSANTIS SIGNED A BILL PROTECTING OUR PRECIOUS FLORIDA SCHOOLS FROM AMERICA'S DANGEROUS ELLENS AND CAITLYNS. BY THE WAY, CAITLYN JENNER, WELCOME TO THE FOX NEWS FAMILY. NOW, WOKE DISNEY WON'T STOP UNTIL ALL OF DISNEY WORLD IS PACKED WITH TWINKERBELLS, CINDERFELLAS AND THAT GAY MR. TOAD. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN REPRESENTATIVE MADISON CAWTHORN. OH, MADISON. YOU HAD ME AT WHITE SUPREMACY. YOU LOST ME AT ORGY. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL THAT AND KYLE RITTENHOUSE DEBUTS HIS NEW COOKBOOK, COMING UP ON "THE FIVE." >> WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH, JUDGE. THAT SOUNDS TERRIFIC AS ALWAYS. >> YOU BET. SALUD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> LOVE THAT. NOW, THIS IS EXCITING. I'M HEARING WE ACTUALLY HAVE A SURPRISE ON THE LINE. AM I CORRECT? >> UH-OH. IS HE HERE? HELLO? MR. PRESIDENT, ARE YOU ON THE FACE-TIME? >> IF YOU BUILD IT, I WILL COME. HELLO, FRIENDS. CAN YOU SEE ME? >> MR. PRESIDENT. WOW. WHAT A TREAT. THANKS FOR FITTING US INTO YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE. >> VERY BUSY, STEVE. HERE AT MAR-A-LAGO WITH THE GOLF AND THE WEDDING RECEPTIONS AND GETTING CLUMPS OF BACON WITH TONGS AT BREAKFAST BAR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, SO MUCH TO DISCUSS, BUT I'VE GOT TO ASK, SIR, DID YOU SEE THE FAMOUS SLAP? >> YOU KNOW, I DID SEE SLAP. I ENJOYED SLAP. I WAS VERY IMPRESSED BY HITCH. QUITE AN ARM ON HITCH. I ALWAYS KNEW HITCH HAD AN ARM. BACK IN "PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS," HE'S LUGGING THE MACHINE ON AND OFF THE SUBWAY. I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT. THEY SLEPT IN THE BATHROOM IN THAT MOVIE. IT'S SO SAD. IT'S SO SAD. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT'S A SAD NIGHT FOR HITCH TOO. THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR IS NOT GOING TO HELP KEVIN JAMES GET A DATE WITH ALLEGRA COLE. I'LL TELL YOU THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> ABSOLUTELY. AMEN TO THAT, SIR. >> NOW, SIR, THE JANUARY 6th COMMITTEE IS GEARING UP TO MAKE ALL SORTS OF CLAIMS. SO LET'S JUST PUT THIS TO REST. DID YOU COMMIT A COUP, SIR? >> NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE WAS NO COUP. IT WAS AN EVENT. PERHAPS A TAKEBACK EVENT. A COUP PERHAPS. BUT I DON'T LIKE COUP. I JUST DON'T LIKE COUP. I DON'T LIKE THE P AT THE END OF COUP. YOU SHOULD TAKE THE P AND PUSH IT. IF YOU TAKE OFF P YOU HAVE COW WHICH GOES MOO, WHICH IS PERHAPS WHERE THEY GET COUP. BUT COULD COUP. WHO DO? DO WHAT? REMIND ME OF THE BABE. BUT IT WAS AN INTENTIONAL PLANNED COUP, YES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> RIGHT. OKAY. >> BUT THEY'RE SAYING THERE IS THIS SEVEN-HOUR GAP IN WHITE HOUSE CALL LOGS THAT DAY. YOU DIDN'T USE A BURNER PHONE, DID YOU, SIR? >> NO. NOT TRUE. NEVER USED BURNER PHONE EXCEPT PERHAPS ON JANUARY 6th DURING THAT SEVEN-HOUR PERIOD. [ LAUGHTER ] I COULDN'T EVEN TELL YOU WHAT A BURNER PHONE LOOKS LIKE, HONESTLY. I WAS TOO BUSY WITH PHONE CALL AND BURNER PHONE AND COUP. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. GOT YOU. BUT LET'S BE REAL, SIR. THE LEFT WANTS TO PAINT JANUARY 6th AS SOME VIOLENT REVOLUTION. IT WASN'T. >> COULD HAVE BEEN. SHOULD HAVE BEEN MAYBE. VIOLENT IS -- VIOLENT IS PERHAPS GOOD. YOU KNOW, THEY USED TO DO VIOLENT ALL THE TIME. YOU'D LINE UP THE OPPONENTS, YOU'D GO BING, BING, BING, SHOOT THEM DEAD. SO EASY. [ LAUGHTER ] SOLVE SO MANY PROBLEMS. YOU SHOOT THEM DEAD. WITH A BIG FAT BEAUTIFUL UNCIRCUMCISED GUN. [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A COUP. HEY, BY THE WAY, DID YOU HEAR THIS? I GOT A HOLE IN ONE. DID ANYBODY HEAR THAT? >> YES, YES. CONGRATS, SIR. PLEASE TELL US ABOUT IT. >> YOU KNOW, I'D LOVE TO. I'D LOVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT, BUT MY PHONE IS GETTING VERY, VERY HOT TO THE TOUCH. >> YOU'VE GOT TRUTH SOCIAL, SIR. >> YES INDEED. TRUTH SOCIAL. THE ONLY APP WITH A SMELL. [ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU SO MUCH, SIR. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AND --
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Channel: Saturday Night Live
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Length: 8min 13sec (493 seconds)
Published: Sat Apr 02 2022
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