FORMER MASTER PLAYER TRIES DOOMFIST & GETS REKT - Overwatch 2

I Thunder clapped back to OverWatch 2 so I could become the destroyer of worlds as the unfathomably difficult to master doomfist once a DPS now a tank but still really a DPS and if you start thinking hey I don't play OverWatch and I have no idea what's going on don't worry neither do I but let me tell you the tale of how I sucked so badly even jelly struggled to carry me through this one in some ways it's a shame I had to use the replay function but at least it saves you Precious Years from me using the occasional voice line to Rally our team and they say and they say and they say Su is Dead flash point mode in new junk City capture the point hold the point first to three easy but my eagerness to win had already metamorphosed me from doomfist to Doom frog and then in came the enemies to take the arena a rodent controlling a large ball ran through our back line and I felt compelled to exterminate but the evil hamster's distraction plan paid off and jelly as a Healer found herself on the end of brigita's egg whisk for some reason I thought that we'd done enough to abandon the choke point full of enemies and capture the objective thinking that our opponents now feared us which was a dumb assumption really given that the only thing feeding me right now was the architecture of this map the point was ours but my positioning once again left my team exposed and in they came oh well at least we had the point ticking in our favor but the ferocity of our opponents would soon command our respect except Bita with her egg whisk if I was going to die I'd crack an egg on her face and punch her till it scrambled okay she had some skill while I was getting made into a recipe for an episode of Master Chef jelly had returned to the free and had turned from healer to hipfire Queen the red team were quickly catching up to us though and trying to prevent our regrouping but junkrat forgot that jelly can bore anyone to sleep and is a professional thrower I was back for revenge and concentrated all my hatred to the egg whisk wielder delivering my first killing blow of the game take that wall once again I went for the objective and in came the highly mobile Defenders only for jelly to supercharge me with a nano boost and the destroyer of this Lobby awoke and that Destroyer was apparently not a doomfist however we took the point and I set about detering any wouldbe attackers from coming back but come back they did and after getting boed again from the EG whisk my anger boiled over and jelly took the kill leaving me with only one lesson to learn and that lesson is there is a green Lamp Post in this map and whoever designed it I need to meet them because I promise you I just want to talk the red team reorganized themselves for one final assault on our objective and when they came in naturally I punched the wall with all the ferocity I could muster but hanzo's arrows were absorbed by my golden Fist and the true power of my punch was about to be Unleashed to the corner of that building and as the egg whisk closed in I finally pressed Q bullied by a baker I retreated hoping I'd done enough to give my team a chance jelly did what she could with a tasty offensive grenade but by the time I had returned the red team was in full control and I made my final stand in the same wretched place with the same result round one was over and my heart sank I had been annihilated by a hamster a bad David Boe cosplayer and a squire with a weapon that looked like it was made by Inspector Gadget we made our way to the next objective and I had totally forgotten about that stupid a whisk junkrat suppressive garbage made it a Fool's game to battle him headon so I planned to turn my golden arm into a golden depository and engaged ramming speed but the hamster in a wheel was bullying our soldier so I dis suaded him unfortunately the enemy Hanzo brought out his most ferocious spectral ultimate the Nom Nom which should be showing as red by the way but it hurts all the same meanwhile jelly ate one of hanzo's arrows right on the forehead and when she expired in front of me my golden fist charged in preparation to unleash a flurry of attacks on the shamada scumbag the enemy is here good job Genji so long as he's dead right learning our lesson from the first point I decided to capture the objective safely the red team were quick to contest but my contributions in this Skirmish were body blocking as our Moira sent a soul sucking ball in a tight Corridor which have been assured is a very skillful and difficult uh feat to pull off but one good fight can be all you need to take an entire point and when Hansel popped his head back into the freay too early I punched it this round was almost secured but in came the Wrecking Ball with with a bunch of explosive feces littered all over the point dimming Our Hope for a Flawless Victory their junkrat had also swapped to the deadly rifle wielding Ash and uh well let's just say that moir's floating ball did most of the work there all that was left for me to do was obliterate the hamster and let me tell you getting the satisfaction of that killing blow on this continual annoying little rodent was something that well I never experienced it but Soldier did so yay anyway I mopped up the straggler outside while the overtime meter trickled away and was gaining confidence as the superior tank of this Lobby which is when I should have realized by the way that MOA can teleport away from orbital strikes a lesson I'd love to tell you I learned from but spoiler alert I didn't and it didn't matter anyway next flash point next battle and one lesson that I had Learned was the power of using the jumping crash ability wait what's it called seismic slam yeah that leaping behind enemies to S the seeds of confusion made even better by jelly sleep two enemies down and despite the fact that Wrecking Ball wanted a word his hit box was so large that even I hit my mark in poured the regrouped enemy team for a second shot at this objective and I flailed wildly trying to pull up everything I'd seen from Top 500 doomfist compilations jelly believed that I believed and shot the Nano boost right into me flooding my veins with Mighty powers that were completely wasted and our other healer sced me with the healing powers of the Kamehameha until finally the fist connected it seemed as if things were going our way which was why I ran in and got thoroughly brutalized by hands of on Z I wonder what jelly was doing while I died okay yeah she was killing everything right not showing that POV again the counter was approaching 100 and all we needed to do was keep our enemies in that small confined space jelly threw out the grenade that prevented our enemies from healing and success was all but guaranteed there's the bot we had to retake this point quickly as we could ill afford to lose another battle this enemy Ash was out of her death and I wanted to finish her quickly top 500 doomfist coming in in 3 2 1 uh someone restart the counter from 5 million wrecking ball had dumped his Pebble poos all over the corridor and if we managed to deal with him there would be nothing stopping us jelly put him to sleep and we could steamroll the point hanzo's arrows were no match for my glorious arm but you know what was hamster poo I was discorded low HP so I did the only thing I do best panicked uh I'm sure it didn't look as dumb from Jelly's POV okay you know what let's just move on I hoped we could contest the objective once more but at this point it was looking like a Fool's hole which was all I needed a Sombra my worst nightmare for doomfist is I could be hacked out of all of my Mobility there was no time to Muse though I had to act and by act I mean shoot at the wall as many times as I could the enemy Zen's ultimate was protecting their entire team and really it should be glowing bright red about now but the only thing that matters is I was ready for his enlightened order to finish because when it did the chaos on point was extreme a rolling ball continually circling made me nauseous and Sombra was constantly trying to hack my buttocks which is apparently my source of power but somehow the tide was turning and turning in our favor we captured the objective and now we were two points to one finally our enemies were on the back foot I heard the pitter patter of shamada feet and knew that if we could catch this Str enemy now we'd be 5v4 to contest the point but that's when things got a little well complicated jelly was screaming at me to use my ultimate defensively and Retreat and for a moment I listened until I didn't land on an enemy now h a raised object heck yeah but leading from the front had inspired my team or at least motivated them to stop me from dying alone and the aggression paid off even resulting in Sombra having to translocate away with me proving why Wild shooting is sometimes advantageous somehow the last two enemies made it to the point and managed to capture it which left Captain clueless and his band of medic CES to retake it wrecking ball emptied his bows onto the point once more but I became interested in an out of wielding pass from behind only to realize that three sets of eyes were all interested in deleting me which is when Reaper let out a delightful also I got lucky in a way that I might have convinced Sombra to report me and yes I did just shoot jelly deliberately afterwards she's annoying right however the red team had no intention of lifting the pressure and ripped out Reaper's tortured Soul signaling the beginning of a powerful push that culminated in me walking right through a shimada dragon ultimate but jelly granted me an extension in the form of a nano boost where to the surprise of my enemies they got 1 V5 okay no they didn't but a dead hanzel is a pleasant sight before passing to the afterlife as we charged back to claim what was rightfully ours that's our Reaper by the way confusing I know anyway Sombra poked out her head giving us a chance to tilt the scales in our favor a Brazen zenyata stood before me with no way to into any of my moves and all he had were some pray reads and pathetic balls to throw in my direction which as anyone will tell you yeah that they're they're quite effective actually somehow our team managed to keep a healthy presence on the point and this meant that I had one last chance to add to this presence and maybe just maybe we could pull this off step one deal with the enemies zenyata you can't get me oh yeah we showed him yeah sit down son surely you'd have to swap off that hero now out of pure fear woo I'm going to want install this game but now this was our last chance and as we made our way to the final objective an uneasy presence made my spine tingle no that was just the feeling of my neuralink getting hacked swatting the fly that was somra wasn't going to be easy and I nervously looked around for that zenyata but sometimes when a Target reveals themselves you just have to take the shot the Zen began unleashing on me hu angrily released his dragon and jelly was in need of my help and then it was go time even the wrecking ball couldn't halt the Glorious momentum of our team and we captured the objective before preparing to defend against the next assault the numbers were climbing quickly and our Reaper had swapped to Bastion meaning that our defenses could Buckle if we were surrounded when the enemy made their move though I heard the sound of a far and we repositioned I had a solid plan for how to deal with this but it went right out the window as soon as I saw hanzel and the Red Mist took care of the rest now remember earlier when I said I'd failed to learn my lesson about orbital striking a moida well here we go again except this time she didn't have her teleport and I rocket punched her into The Fifth Dimension leaving Hanzo alone I Reed my fist for its final victim and smiled as my prey backed up okay well that was awful but we won and despite the anticlimactic replay ended screen you see there it was a win and of course yours truly got play of the game which I mean it was a spectacular display of dominance yeah that'll do it for this one take it easy catch you on the next one later

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Length: 11min 50sec (710 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 09 2024