force feeding poop in VR

now if you're wondering why his name is so craps a lot how do i put this yeah that's uh it's a good way of putting it actually i told you not to crap in the campsite okay crap in the water [Music] what's up guys today's video is sponsored by dark nemesis infinite quest now because you guys obviously have great taste in youtubers you're soon to be all over dark nemesis infinite quests because this game is the goat dark nemesis infinite quest is the sequel to legacy of discord furious wings so you already know it's going to be good inside the dark nemesis multiverse you play the peacekeeper responsible for safeguarding the crystal of light in your search for lux eterna a mysterious land in legend now the best thing about dark nemesis infinite quest you can play against hundreds of players in real time anywhere in game you can choose from four awesome warrior classes warrior assassin mage or gunslinger and they're each with their own unique set of skills [Music] not anymore you can also 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i've moved into this tent that i found at home depot luckily i have my friend his name is sir craps a lot and i love him very much one two three four five six seven eight eight trots means he wants a [ __ ] no it was a 13 shots very well now if you're wondering why his name is sir craps a lot how do i put this yeah that's a good way of putting it actually i told you not to crap in the campsite okay crap in the water okay we eat here no you can eat the freaking poo as far as i'm concerned come here i'm rubbing on your face i'm rubbing the poo on your face do you know how much i paid for my [ __ ] vr headset now you got me here playing with [ __ ] horse poo what can i eat it can i eat the pool this is what i think of your dirty cursed mcnuggets okay oh don't you ever poo here again hey [ __ ] are you hungry oh my god are you [ __ ] kidding i'm gonna go out and catch some food okay don't worry i'm not gonna make you eat any of this vegan [ __ ] we're gonna get some quality stuff okay i know that there is some creepy little creatures around here to eat oh unfiltered water [Music] i think i've got brain cancer this place is beautiful look at it with the flying waters of bethlehem and um all this sky over there and uh i think this is water i hope god this is beautiful we've got the castle up there so i think that's where elon musk lives wait did you hear that oh my god you hear that did you hear that guys look look look oh my god it's james corden james james i'm a big fan we need to get close but not too close he's obviously very frightened all right james oh okay see it james james james james where are you cats wasn't that bad where the [ __ ] is that big fat fuzzy piece of [ __ ] hello little piggy animal of the forest where are you i want to suckle on your sweet little scrumptious boutajuan almost like this i wish i was disney princess cause then i could just sing and all the creatures of the wild would come out and there you are you big fairy piece of [ __ ] yeah the key to sneaking up on a giant wild pig is to be very calm and quiet hey hey hey come here hey he's making a run for it break his legs come here little [ __ ] i'm going to smash your legs to pieces i'm going to chew your bones up spread them on my toast come here oh he's fast for a fat piece of crap oh no you dude oh [ __ ] come on damn it oh [ __ ] that's nothing stop running i got him i got him oh [ __ ] no i'm sorry i'm sorry [ __ ] what the [ __ ] i dropped it in the goo take this peppa pig this is your last season oh i shot him in the dick i shot him in the ballpark okay that's good pigs hate getting shot in the ball back all right here we go [Music] i just wanted a piggy i just want to make the piggy i'm gonna need some help from the craps a lot oh try and run for me now yeah you big fat piece of [ __ ] oh he's dead the pig turned into a beef patty look at this huh you didn't think i could do it now who's got the piggy huh i've got no i dropped it where'd it go [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] all right still good it's still good this is a good looking paddy yeah oh god i don't think i was supposed to eat that uh i know what happens now google hasn't been invented yet hey google what happens when you eat raw meat did she say my dick falls off hello everyone and welcome to josh dubs premium cooking class okay we got a slippy sloppy flip floppy moist piece of bacon steak hamburger patty okay so what you want to do is get some metal make it kind of warm and then you just kind of like whop it on there oh yeah get the [ __ ] hey get out now the first most important thing is you want to sterile cooking area it's nice and clean got no [ __ ] around it or anything like that okay nice clean did you just crap in my your mother you just crapped in my cooking show man oh it's flopping everywhere get the get the poo out of here what the hell is wrong with you so it grabs a lot there's poo everywhere it's supposed to be sterile now my steak smell like poo there's poo kind of smells like steak oh my god [ __ ] damn it crystal crabs crabs a lot at some stage you get the big floppy pieces of flippy floppy steaky and um give it a bit of stretch a little stretchy like that and then you give your whole good luck slap on the butt pop and then you just stick it in your yummias whoa jesus christ who the [ __ ] are you okay so craps a lot move away we have a crackhead in the camp hey look man i ain't got no crack uh nothing against it it just makes people hey whoa what the f oh he wants mistake you want a mistake huh yeah oh [ __ ] that stacked them up yeah you want the steak huh is that what you come here for is that what you're coming for don't you look at me yeah it's a search stupid mother you don't know what a good steak is do you time for a twist of our time oh jesus christ you want to eat some chocolate fudge monkeys huh yeah you're scared of poo the poo frightens you the poo is scared you're scared of what you don't understand how does it go in this mouth and then come out all brown and squishy huh nobody knows how to pull work you're scared of the poo the poo confuses you eat the nugget you're like into surprises i gotta surprise for you eat the poop don't you run away from me don't be afraid of the pool think i never fought a crack having a forest before huh you're doing this for craps a lot go back in the tent i am the king of the crackheads that probably didn't come out so great what you got i'm too fast for you i'm too fast for you they call me mr dubs because i'm oh my arm oh god oh why would you shoot me there oh there we go this is gonna hurt going in oh [Music] [Music] we're free so craps a lot i saved us from the forest crackheads come here got him yeah little [ __ ] come here i've got your friends see this guy he's your friend oh my god look at him oh [ __ ] i got him he's stuck on the pole he's cycling that's bad oh i got him too i got another guy i'm just stealing crackheads here here we go welcome to josh's petting zoo let me just push over on the horse here no don't smoosh him so craps a lot here we go come on hold on buddy hold on hold on whoa it's the crap's what are you doing what are you doing my horse is going crazy oh my god he's chasing down all the little kids in the petting zoo stop stop getting oh god no no not him i love that kid oh my god i love what's wrong with you my horse is crazy one kid run run no oh my god so grab the lot and stop pointing me the little child the murderous rampage in this horse is out of control and i love it get him so crapped a lot kill that kid his mom hates him anyway dark knight 69 you know it was me you swore on your minecraft server now i challenge you to come out and fight me if you do not come and face me i shall post memes in your discord general till the end of time but it's time for battle [ __ ] let's do this [Music] oh [ __ ] oh crap oh my boogie board my boogie board oh god okay i'm really sorry i'm sorry about posting on the memes in general let's do this oh my spleen i think this thing is not working time for the big yeah stick let's do this get the [ __ ] out of here i'm trying to have an epic battle get the hell out what you got dark knight 69 yeah that's right [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god this guy's a lot bigger than me oh no he said craps a lot get out of here you dumb horse this is not get out of here i'm having an epic battle god damn i'm fighting for like my honor and [ __ ] all right bro kick you in the balls hey i don't care who you are no one likes getting kicked in the old jubilees oh my god are you okay okay he's fine he's fine whoa [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] get dunked on what the oh jesus crossed oh my god oh my god oh my god don't tell mom don't tell mom are you ready oh jesus sorry i'm sorry ah what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] hey hey listen to me [ __ ] this isn't saddle club okay you pull that [ __ ] on me again i'm gonna cut your dick off and use to choke out molly all right i haven't got a lot of experience with horses but as far as i know i'm supposed to put my dick in here and then hang on how do i get on you is it this is why vr is complicated there's a button connection somewhere i need to hello what's in there oh no not again this is why i'm never going vegan all animals are dicks especially you you this place is a kind of depressing isn't it all right are they this way boss hey come here you know what you did don't try and act innocent okay did you or did you not stab ben in the dick with a long sword don't shake your [ __ ] head i know you did it onwards gentle beast forget about ben he was kind of a dick anyway look out for that dead guy though look out for the okay that's fine whatever oh there's a guy oh he must know what happened to everyone that's cool don't worry horse everything will be okay we're supposed to come here for the laughing session oh are you okay jesus christ are you drunk we're supposed to be here for the laughing session but um yeah i think we're a bit late everyone's kind of dead and oh jesus christ whoa chill out oh my god it's pete davidson relax dude you're actually not looking too bad these days oh god they're both coming at me i don't you dare spank my horse right that's it don't you smack steve steve is my horse and i love him oh dude i'm like that guy from the sword and the stone except i just pulled the stripper pole out the dead hooker do i get like magic dick sucking powers or something was that guy dead before did he was it just me that seen that hello there how you doing is this your stripper pole is this your dead hooker i'm sorry i didn't mean to stop it why is everyone around here such a dick you know what okay that's not how physics work oh see i'm in a bit of trouble that guy's being a dick can you bite him or something bite his dick off defend my honor oh welcome to josh's petting zoo all right just come over here give him a quick pat no not me you know what hey come here how [ __ ] hard is it to pat the horse you paid your four dollar entry fee just pat the goddamn horse now first step padding a horse get your hands now give him a little pat oh great you kicked his head off oh the petting zoo is never going to take off at this rate this is bad for business steve yes it is grandpa how the [ __ ] did you get out the nursing home what are you doing out here grandpa it's the middle of winter oh you are drunk again why do you always do this this is why grandma left you spilt bolognese all over your mouth again that's what you get for drinking whiskey on a breakthrough [ __ ] [Music] yeah good job what did that do to your tiny tim not tiny tim banana dick banana dick i've had enough of this [ __ ] let's do battle you're in big trouble now buster you're big trouble yeah oh that's not good the pig turned into a beef patty

Channel: JoshDub

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Length: 14min 48sec (888 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 25 2022