*Random Encounters intro* [POP] Nate: You guys focus on getting inside. I'll handle Springtrap. *Nate typing* *BB's jam* *BB sounds* Balloon Boy: Hi! *BB Fails: 1* *BB Fails: 2* *BB Fails: 3* Peter (offscreen): Ouf! [Pathetic whirring] *BB Fails: 4* AJ (offscreen): Wow, really? Peter: Go, Balloon Boy! AJ (Laughing): This thing sucks! *BB Fails: 5* AJ: Aw... *BB Fails: 6* AJ: Aw! *Springtrap destroying Marionette's home* Peter: Forward... *BB Fails: 7* Peter: AJ... [Whirring] *BB Fails: 8* [Laughing in the background] Peter: That thing's a piece a' sh*t *BB Fails: 9* Peter: Ow... *BB Fails: 10* Peter: He needs to stop. Sparrow: That was a light tap and then you zoom. (Background) *AJ (as Springtrap) laughing* Peter: Nice face... AJ: So, I would like to apologize to Balloon Boy fans AJ: [Slight laugh] Because what you're about to see Will be graphic, intense and may disturb some viewers. *AJ beating the sh*t out of BB* (Rest in Pieces) BB, 2016-2016 AJ: I'm sorry, Balloon Boy! [More violence towards robotic BB and grunting] Sh*t AJ: Will you talk?! Talk, darn you! [Peter laughing in the background] AJ: Oh, it hurts me as much as it hurts him, I think. [Background giggles from Peter] (Nate: There's some glass, I think. AJ: Think he's beaten up enough or you think he needs more? Nate: Noooo. I thi-- I think he's suffered enough. Nate: That looks pretty bad... [More violence with Peter shouting "Geez!"in the back] AJ: How 'bout that? [chuckle in the background] Nate: I think he's paid his dues now. AJ: Okay...This was Balloon Boy every- [slight chuckle] body. Mark: Ah! Oh! [Trips into wall] Peter, (offscreen): Well, this is awkward. AJ (as Springtrap) : Hi, are you...yeah Peter (offscreen): Uh...so...no! Actually. AJ (as Springtrap): Agghhh! I'll get you... I'll get you, you cat! Bah! Peter (offscreen): He's twerking. AJ (as Springtrap): [Heavy breathing] [Laughs] I can't twerk. Nate: We should- Wait, what? [Off-screen laughing] AJ: I burped [Laughs] AJ, Off-Screen: I know, it was like BURR! Peter, Off-Screen: I was trying to hold it in...and, I couldn't. Nate: [To AJ] That looked like a no. Peter, Off-Screen: It was a no, just towards me. Off-Screen, AJ: Alright. Mark: A gruesome death? Uh, 25 to life...in a prison with a cellmate named Buffalo Bill? Huh? Mark: [Whine] Wooden lines! Bad reading! Poor acting! [Peter, off-screen laughing] Sha-uhh! AJ: Those are my favorite---[pause] those are my favorite things. AJ: Alright, I'm rolling let's try... Mark: Good? AJ: [Chuckle] Yeah, that's perfect, that's exactly... Mark: Making you sick again? *Foxy is hungry* AJ (offscreen): Here we go! AJ (offscreen): Uh, sound? Off-Screen, Sound Person: Uhh... Speedy! ??????????: Meow *AJ (as Chica) mimics ??????????* AJ (as Chica): AH!!! He's running this way!!! Hurry up!!! Here he comes!!! AJ: Woah! [Falls back] WAH! Freddy: There has to be something better than that! Nate: There isn't, motherf*cker. Freddy: Aw... [Off-Screen, Laughing] Mark: Aw... Why did we come here then? [Everyone is laughing] Mark: We were safe at home! Mark (Singing): Somewhere- *Fails to sing along correctly* Mark (Singing): Somewhere- *Fails to sing along correctly* Mark (Singing): Somewhere- *Fails to sing along correctly* Mark (Singing): Something tells me we're all gonna be... Mark (Overly dramatic): DEAD! *Falls over and AJ laughs, off-screen* Mark (Singing): Something tells me we're all gonna be... Mark (Overly dramatic): DEAD! *Jazz hands, and then there is off-screen laughter* *Laughter* Off-Screen Voice: Alright. ... ...... ......... Mark (Shaky): Action? (Everyone is laughing) Mark: Just, alright. Nate: So what was the point of all of this? Mark (Deep voice): WAAAIIIIIIT... Nate: SH*T Mark: Cut occasionally to me like this-- Just, straddling the couch. (Light off-screen laughter) AJ, off-screen: Oh, yeah. Mark [To Nate]: I killed a guy... He was just sweeping the floor. Nate to Phone Guy: Who are you? Matthew: I'm your employer, Nate. Matthew: I go by many names. Matthew: Mat- Nope, try that again. Matthew (Off-screen laughter): MatPat, being the primary one. Matthew: Yeah, actually, it is. Matthew: That one is my favorite! *Stabs AJ* AJ: *Terrible fake death scene and made a weird sound effect* You dropped your head! Matthew: No!!! Why, yes! Matthew: (Stabs AJ) Yes, yes it is. Matthew: That one's my favorite. *AJ pretends to be suffering, but fails* Peter (off-screen): Rip it out Matthew and AJ: *Unintelligible sounds* AJ: *More sounds* AHHH! Death! AJ: That's me dying! Matthew: My impulse was to kiss your nose, Matthew: while I was killing you. *AJ Claps* Matthew: Aw, that's sweet. *Killing sounds* .......... *Everyone is laughing* Matthew: Are you ready? AJ: I think so. AJ: (Laughing) I trust you. It's on you, dude. *Laughter* (AJ: You're gonna saw through me.) Matthew: true story. AJ: Alright, ready? Matthew: Keep your arm out. *Matthew brutally murders AJ... Again* Matthew: Some1 was supposed to UNPLUG IT! Matthew: WHY DIDN'T THEY UNPLUG IT? *Laughing, and some clapping* Matthew: SH*T Mark: Not all of them. (Everyone is laughing) Matthew: Okay, you ready? Nate: Yup. Peter: Here we go! Peter: That's not good. (Laughter) Peter: And, action! *Loud thudding* *Loud thudding* *Late reaction* *Laughter* Freddy, unenthusiastically: Leave them alone! This is MY restaurant! Matthew: *Unintelligible sounds* *Laughter* Peter (offscreen): Aye! Matthew: (Chuckles) You know, I should probably thank you, Mark. D*mn it, I said 'probably,' d*mn it, d*mn it, okay *Weird sounds* Peter (offscreen): I'm kidding... Sorry. *Laughter* AJ (offscreen): He was like 'Ah! Keep going!' Matthew: I was like, am I acting against you now? Okay. Matthew: They just wanna... Matthew: D*mn it *Laughter* Matthew: They just want ta'... Matthew: F*ck *Laughter* Off-screen voice: Are you actually gonna-- Matthew: Oh, hey! AJ: Not with this thing, but we will cut it off, put it back on, and then-- Disturbed Sparrow: OH EW! OH, what's going on?? AJ (off-screen): This is like 'Clash of the Titans.' *Laughter* AJ (off-screen): Alright, that's enough. AJ (off-screen): I'm getting sickened. *Laughter* Matthew talking to AJ, who is off screen Nate, off-screen: Eh, should probably override the door controls... *Silence* *Markipunch* *Loud thud* Nate: Eh, should probably override the door controls... *Mark steps to the side, trying to be cool* *Mark rips it off the wall, loudly* *Fidgeting with the controls* Mark: It slipped... *Laughter* *Background music continues to play* .......... *WTF MARK?* AJ (offscreen): Action! *Silence* *Mark gives Matthew, who is burning, the finger* *Laughter* *The walls is being destroyed with a loud, electric saw* *Matthew kicks the wall loudly* *Continues to destroy the set* *He's stillllll goin'* Matthew: Here's FREDDY!!! Matthew: *Maniacal laughter* *Deep breathing* *Laughter* AJ: Cut! *Clapping* AJ: Wow... *Clapping* *Clapping and laughing* *Laughing and clapping over talking* *Laughing and an unintelligible conversation* Freddy (voice actor): Tha' was f*cking awesome! AJ (off-screen): That was fantastic. Mark: I could feel the murder in his eyes. *Laughter* Peter (off-screen): Well, we just shot the end of Night 5. *Laughter and cheering* Several people in unison: Wow! AJ: Not sure if I was ready for that. Mark: Alright, this is for all of you fangirls out there. (YES) *Mark grunting* *More grunting* *Less grunting* *Grunting* Mark: It already says it's almost empty. *Laughter* AJ: Wow. *Grunting* Mark: Peeewwww! *Laughter* *Weird sounds* From various people: Uh-oh. Off-screen voice: It's okay. We all have those problems. *Mark reading what the extinguisher has in it* Mark: Nuisance dust. *Laughter* Literally, the name of it. Mark: Irritant. *Laughter* Mark: This is some bad sh*t, man AJ: And we all just breathed it, cool. Mark: it's not empty, yet, so. AJ: Oh, we've gotta empty that out. AJ: 'Cause I don't want him squeezing it out on set and just having it-- *Off-screen voice* AJ:--And having it eject that all over everyone. *Laughter* Nate: Nate is credit to team! *Weird sounds and laughter* AJ: That's a very professional stance you have. Nate: WHOOO!!! Nate: This is really... Not as fun as it looks. *Off-screen voices* AJ: It looks pretty fun! Off-screen voice: Nate finished early AJ: Yeah... Is that it? *Off-screen voices* AJ: Cool! AJ: We did it? Off-screen voice: We did it. AJ: Hooray! Congratulations, everybody! We used it all up! Nate: Good, some team effort. *RE outro*
