Fleabag At Her Best

[Music] Hold On Me please be seated and also with you and I'll be sure to treat you like a nasty little um that was a joke okay I'm wearing the top that she lost years ago is going to be 10. do you want to take your coat off no okay no ask her just Gonna Come do you need to borrow money no I can't do it can't do it I can't do it please raise your hands if you would train five years of your life for the so-called perfect body [Applause] Jesus hug why the it's terrifying never do that again poor yeah she's actually an expression of how women are subtle Warriors strong at heart you know we don't have to use muscular Force to get what we want we just use our tits very valuable actually how much thousands oh can I have it I think my period's coming oh God yeah you checked me out job because it's never gonna happen oh God he can't believe how attractive I am kind of worried I'm going to make a sex offender out the poor guy here we go this better be good here we go the Walk of Shame this man who walks in ridden to death death Dad hey not ideal do you do like hot organic foods of course what would you like um I like risotto yeah sure [Music] I bought some dropped ages ago my farts seems to be like now they're just sort of fighting their way out I'm not supposed to bond on this are we because I really don't think that's going to end well yes what is this I don't even do this in my own home uncle we've paid them to let us clean their house in silence I love your hat it's a hair scarf looks like a hat well it's a hair scarf okay so how did you two meet me at the house I used to manage a bar and I uh just found her crying in the toilet one night so we can try look about last night oh I don't usually connect with women I know that's what I like about you actually can we speak about this later I want to find the right words for you Claire where are you I can't survive much longer in this sea of penises you look well where have you been boots it's lovely that it's time here you know who this guy is I can't go to hell for that can I father no no as long as you confess oh God he's their priest I need nothing to worry about they're cool sweary priests putting pine nuts on your salad doesn't make you a grown up does I love that color which one that one oh that's three colors do whatever he says and don't flirt with him I'm not going to King hell okay tell me about the sex all of it you said you don't do that now oh no I just played tennis now love crowd and what have you found in your abstinence well I'm very horny and your little scarf isn't helping I want to a priest do you really want to the priest or do you want to God can you God I've marked a few pages in here that I thought away no no no no no no no I'm not trying to just words okay it's just I think I know what happens classic [Music] sake I know people in this building anyone can come hi Claire hello Leslie well that's lovely what is that oh Belinda's coming don't speak to Belinda hello Claire hello Belinda God you're tasteful oh these meaty say something no I think they have courgette in them oh if the spirit moves you to speak you have to stand up and share it with everyone I don't really think it's I'm not really feeling it's not I think it's really affecting me oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God what am I gonna say oh my God I sometimes worry that I wouldn't be such a feminist if I had bigger tits sorry sorry sorry literally three seconds you can't just cancel a wedding I don't have a choice you have the dress it's a guinea pig it's a hamster thanks what tell the truth it's horrendous it's horrendous it's modern don't lie I'm not hair is everything we wish it wasn't so we could actually think about something else occasionally but it is show her the reference sorry sorry you're not feeling when the hot misogynist you might not be a misogynist is turning up at your house for the second time in 48 hours to give you nine orgasms you don't want just do something get your head out the back the only person you want to see in the world is the priest that you so you pick yourself up cover yourself in coconut oil and hope you haven't noticed that you haven't shared your hey I can't be physical with you oh we can't even wrestle I can't have sex with you because I'll fall in love with you we're gonna have sex I'm supposed to love one thing oh my God for sake stop that it's gonna be a lovely day isn't it I'm afraid so oh God isn't it yeah you know the worst thing is but I love you that's not magically coming a walk okay uh see you Sunday I'm joking you're never ever allowed in my church again try playing

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Views: 235,224

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Id: jTe53InEQR4

Length: 8min 30sec (510 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 26 2022