Fitz Tries to Save The SDMP

get out of here get out of here come on his K him if we C him we can get to island knew that [ __ ] he's trying to get back to the island get him get him get him [ __ ] idiot don't worry after we're done with the S SMP today I have no idea how long we'll play for maybe it'll be a great time and we'll be here for hours and hours but we'll just have to see all right I'm going to jump in game let's see what happens look at this hot over here what are you talking about I'm playing footsies with my computer cord oh you should be careful that's a bad idea buddy n it's going to be okay I think it'll [Laughter] be I just turned you up and then you [ __ ] burp in my face oh my God that was so oh my God hello hello hello Jesus Christ guys what are you all doing over here we got to get over what the [ __ ] are you wearing what what are you oh [ __ ] yeah that's a problem I forgot that's an interesting forgot that's an interesting dress I don't normally wear this sort of thing my it was my girlfriend she we we're going to be late so let's yeah no we're going to be late we got to we got to head over why you going so fast oh hey hey man I might stand up like a little uh area up here yeah I think I need a well this place is like fced offu man I need to I need to get some supplies I got nothing to my name right now let's go mine some M some craft I guess chat what's going on we're here on the server everyone's here Jeffrey Epstein is here we're back yeah I'm pretty sure there's no pedos on This Server can you open a quick CS case for good luck why does it feel like Camp it does feel like Camp claim land yeah you're right I need to find the perfect spot though I can't believe I'm back on Twitch this is such a strange experience I thought I would never come back I really did what the [ __ ] is this oh a panda's already down here what the [ __ ] is that hey this hey this is weird how we just keep you know crossing paths me to be I you it always makes me feel like I'm up to no good when you run into me like this but I'm I promise I'm just mining big poo uh it's nice to meet you manam what I said it's nice to meet you it's nice to meet you oh wait you're the guy that did the speech at the start with the what he doesn't have the best hearing just just bear with it's all right I get it it's like my Gramps holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that oh oh [ __ ] oh sh oh [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I got a bunch of mail holy crap look at this I'm stuck on F's Island please send help or Loop okay I just love the most H in the background dude come my humble abode how are you finding yourself settling in it's a little overwhelming I didn't know Jeffrey Epstein would be here so you know that was something I I'm stunned by that as well all right so we just got to go over Yonder past the jungle here I found some uh some melons learning from my S&P live days let me tell you let me add not traveling 10,000 blocks away that was a long time ago now huh yeah dude 2018 time flies man it really does it really does look there it is oh look over there wa you just taken that Island yeah it looked pretty doesn't it it looks nice that was already there that's amazing right over there help yourself get all the coal you need wow on the right this is amazing yeah three [ __ ] Rich so what kind of house are you going to build here thinking I like medieval stuff I'm a big fan of castles maybe a nice Tower that's a person over there it is a person over there do you have a sword uh I have a stone sword I good enough let me get my [ __ ] Stone store hello hello hello hello hello are you friendly I I am yes you're friendly oh that's perfect come over here come over we're concerned that you wouldn't be friendly that's why we got the swords out but you seem chill do you are you thinking of living around this region JC he's a lonely guy he likes he likes isolating himself that's why he chose this base all the way out here so yeah it's kind of it's a little sad it's you know it's not me it's just his nature you know he's just introverted like that thanks for Bor your Lamborghini earlier by the way yeah of course God that was so embarrassing one of my sugar canes already grew that's tremendous Vega it's been a pleasure make sure to get a wood house that that that'll work well around this region T have fun nice to meet you you know JC you're kind of mansplaining with the wooden house thing yeah I felt I felt like I was overstepping a little bit JC can I be can I speak frankly with you as Frank as a hot dog my man I I don't really know what my purpose is on the server yet but I have this gut feeling I don't know if you noticed near the uh the starting area there was there was a hole filled with Little Green Men Ooh you're speaking of the gobby hole some poor bloke before the server open got stuck in yeah idiot that may or may not have been me I I might have gotten stuck in that gobby hole um and um I spent some time with them and really I know that around these pods they're they're they're frowned upon and people don't that's yucky I I was wondering what that stench was you got to take a shower at least you know what maybe this isn't I'll just get out of your here no your thick thighs come back what I feel a certain connection to the gobbies and um oh if you can keep it to yourself I think I'm going to make it my effort to what are you trying to say Fitz what are you trying to say about the gobbies I shouldn't be speaking about such things it's fine it's fine maybe he'll come around later it it's it appears I have to be very careful about who I who I speak to about the gobbies there's a lot of disdain around here for them he said he could smell them on me and sure you know they're not the most hygienic you know fellows but they haven't really been given a chance to be hygienic the incident that jayc was referring to is before the server went live I actually fell in the gobby hole and I was stuck down there for like a good 20 minutes I couldn't get out and I I didn't have any tools and I I couldn't even respawn by killing myself so I just sat with them you know and I I got to know the gobbies and I realized that they're actually not that different from you and me and uh it kind of breaks my heart that they just stuck down there I'm not gobby that's nothing to do with my sexuality I didn't [ __ ] the gobes guys I'm not a freak all right I would never forget it you guys don't understand I definitely got a lot better than I was oh my God [ __ ] out of here holy [ __ ] the server's going to drive me insane hey I uh you uh I have some mail for you oh wait this is all for me yep all for you straight from the ma wait this is a lot of JC this is so much mail where Pro is the alow delivery service true M hey what's up I don't call you mic right I call you is it m yeah you can you can call me that JC come with me what kind of issues are Brewing right here we got on a Turf War cuz I can win I I have uh I have weapons in my other oh that's a gobby I don't I'm not supposed to talk to those yeah does that look right to you I I I wouldn't I mean question marks are not popping it in my in my mind when I see this I mean I wouldn't say it's right I wouldn't say it's wrong either though you know I mean like that is just I feel a little unsafe with that gobby right above my head as H yeah that's yeah I don't like that okay it doesn't feel right anymore all right just just come up they're really not that scary no I don't know this one doesn't even smell look he's in the Bo he doesn't even smell bad no that see that that is uh that's how they get you actually smell is actually quite po when they're in water like that is a pickle this is a pi can you just kill me you know I don't I don't know if this is the play man I don't know if this is the play that way you know Minecraft gets a pretty bad rap in the community because of all the pedophiles and stuff but you know there's just no denying that it's just one of the best games of all time so do you think if I go all the way down here I'll I'll die is that what we think's going to happen holy [ __ ] it's probably what's going to happen but we'll see yes I have no food oh true no I have I have a cooked uh a cooked pork shop buddy so the joke's on you I'm not even hungry oh my God okay this was a terrible idea n no no no no n no get me the hell out of here dude holy [ __ ] what a bad idea what a bad idea can I reach that come on no oh my God oh my God the [ __ ] is that what does that even mean okay all right can I oh come on just let me no okay wait yep no wait here yes okay the caves are they're tough now man almost died there I was I was really struggling yeah no I I I uh I saw that I I thought you were going to die you got a big nose what' you say I said you're nosy I don't have a big I I don't I actually don't know what I was going to I don't know I don't know what I was going to say you hey old TR but um yeah this is Minecraft yeah I was too cool for everyone I kept saying when is the narwhal bacon and no one got it and they wouldn't talk to me because I wouldn't talk to them cuz they wouldn't get it man it sounds like everyone was being pretty cringe about it oh did you guys get this [ __ ] cabage oh my god look man I need to go up to the surface and get some food or something I'm I'm barely surviving this is I don't know what you're doing down here you know I was just I just wanted to zip by okay man speaking of hungry I'm I'm hungry in real life right now and I just ate breakfast that's one thing about me chat the amount of food that I eat these days is absolutely ungodly like you would not believe so if I'm going to be streaming you best believe I'm going to be eating chewing into the mic and stuff oh my God there's just free [ __ ] in here take three bars for your troubles I'm going to go check my mail what's the best way to get food around here where's the food where's the food I have some GL melon here oh yeah I can give you some melon too if you need oh shower me with that melon I'm working on I'm working on growing stuff just a little bit there's no [ __ ] animals around here I'm trying to eat some meat yeah you can have these I'm I'm a farming boy so you come back you come back anytime you need little Dar thanks lar I will look it's it's all the Minecraft guys look it's Captain Sparkles and ant venom and oh it's all the Minecraft people I have no problem with the Minecraft people you know it's just that they make me feel insecure cuz they're they're so much better at the game than me stop chucking your mail around everywhere man dude I I I have some mail I think I have some mail we all got mail man I think I have some mail you got mail hey Conor I think I have you got mail I fit I think I have some mail I'm sick oh no that's no good Conor I think you probably have Co is that what it is you sipping on that Robo TSS guess it sounds like I have Co we might have Co didn't you go to like kill everybody's so uh uplifting on the server real py vibes the happiest I've ever been it's Minecraft it's like SMP Live 2 or something melon is one of the best fruits to [ __ ] though is it though cuz like when you think like sure it's like wet but it's also kind of crunchy Fitz's house that'll that'll do find it kind of difficult to survive out here man it's it's rough it's have you uh I mean forgive me if this is a inappropriate question but if you have you said any less than Savory words this time I actually think I've been good I um oh okay yeah everyone keeps you know acting like I'm some kind of [ __ ] ticking Time Bomb waiting to explode but I've just been very pleasant I've actually been meaning to talk to you about the little green guys the uh oh the gobbies the go yeah what about them there's one actually I we should we should be a little quiet I think there's a gobby right there yeah I can see I can see him well we can go elsewhere if I personally feel feel comfortable speaking in front of him hey [ __ ] you [ __ ] gobbies I can't stand gobes would would you just mind I see I don't know if it's me trying to like uh make up for my my past actions or or anything but I just don't really understand like the the hate for the go the gobbies what did they do for the gobes you don't understand it I get that they stink and stuff and that they're kind of unpleasant fellows you know but yeah maybe they're only like that because they haven't been given a chance that's the most [ __ ] gobby [ __ ] I've ever heard in my entire life please do not ever try to pass that on me again please okay you I'm just trying to get a general Vibe for the spoken like a true gobby you know I'm just trying to get a Vibe for the I I'm I'm new here so I don't understand the Customs why don't you get lost huh yeah why don't you get lost okay sure he take care yeah why don't you hop down that cave maybe there's a couple more gobbies down there go on get out of there go go go go go maybe we just follow the gobby he's kind of cute man I don't know I I like I like him he's going back down where he's free he's free fit can you tell me what this postcard means sure be quiet and get out of my property sorry your [ __ ] gate bro gu he opened it what does that say what does this mean I guess this and get that out you can just pull um to

Channel: SDMP Clips

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Keywords: schlatt, jschlatt, sdmp, sleep deprived schlatt, sleep deprived minecraft

Id: yIMnRJzVM3k

Length: 15min 3sec (903 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 29 2024