first time watching *DEADPOOL*

hey guys what's up welcome back to my channel i'm natalie and today we're watching deadpool [Music] before we hop on into the movie let's have a word from today's sponsor bright sellers bright cellars is a subscription box that matches you with wines you'll love and ships them directly to your door they make trying new bottles easy and convenient and with their taste preference quiz they know exactly which wines i'm guaranteed to like and no boxes ever the same i also love that brightsellers offer sustainable varietals and that their packaging comes plastic free here are some of the wines that i received i tend to like drier fuller bodied wines so the first wine that bright cellar sent me was this cabernet sauvignon by nihilist wine co it has delicious notes of black raspberry and plum and i'm saving this one for the day when i'm going to make steak at home because that's what it says it pairs well with on the card they also sent me this fun looking chardonnay by cactus park it has 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actually in a lot of pain right now i did have a back spasm this weekend i don't actually know if it's a spasm or what it is but um my neck really hurts yeah i've struggled with neck and back issues on and off for years i did a lot of gymnastics in my youth and had some other things that contributed a lot of really gnarly car accidents too just some other things that contributed to this so it's been something i've struggled on and off with my whole life it's nothing new but this is the first time i've had any issues in probably a year so i guess i'm overdue because it's lasted three days i'm literally on day three of my neck being in immense pain so if you see me stretching or moving or fidgeting a lot throughout this video that's why i'm just in a lot of pain right now but this movie should lift my spirits i am excited i'm definitely in the mood for a comedy right now and with all that being said i do want to get on into this movie here pretty soon i don't want to ramble on too much more but i will say that if you guys like hearing random little tidbits about my life or how old my body is i have been posting some vlogs over on my second channel justnat i always link that channel in the description bar down below but i post random kinds of content over there different fun videos and i've been vlogging lately so that's been fun and if you want to see a different side to me and just see content for me that's a little different from what i do over here definitely make sure to go check out that channel but with all that being said guys i think we should just hop on into this movie so if you guys are ready grab a drink grab a snack and let's get into deadpool starring god's perfect idiot is that what ryan wanted to be titled as in the title cards a hot chick a british wow i love this already is so silly i wonder if when people saw this in theaters were they like oh hell yeah this is going to be different or i guess they'd think that when they see produced by ass hats oh that's funny written by the real heroes here yes you tell them well i guess if you saw the trailer you'd probably think oh hell yeah this is gonna be different than the rest of the x-men movies does he wear this everywhere he goes i'm trying to lonesome back here oh my god i would not like that if i was this cab driver pool dead pool dead i wonder why they call him deadpool that's kind of a weird name yes quite lovely the taxi driver is like not even faze that this guy climbed up here why the fancy red suit mr pool yeah my question too oh that's because it's christmas day though pinder probably not really christmas wait so is he going after like wolverine or striker i'm confused wolverine's not in this movie is he it's so hard to follow what's going on in the x-men movies sometimes i never carry wallet while i'm working ruins the lines of my suit oh but uh how about uh chris high five what merry christmas is it actually christmas in this movie tuesday in april to you no it's not it's his christmas i know right whose balls did i have to oh he's talking to us he's breaking the fourth wall i can't tell you but it does rhyme with pulverine ah he breaks the fourth wall is he gonna do that the whole movie is he gonna narrate he timed it so well oh rough day for that guy oh bye-bye ah oh the cigarette i've never said this but don't swallow oh oh you know this is already soy violent oh here we are we're catching back up to where we were yep this is where we were in the uh intro did i leave the stove on what oh ah ah ah ah ew why is this so much grosser than any of the other x-men movies this is already so violent it's dr x's or professor x i always want to call him dr x oh this guy hi i've given deadpool every chance to join us wait this isn't the same guy that like has helped kitty in every movie with the x-men right it looks like he has the same powers but it's a different actor with a different accent is that just an inconsistency or is this a different character breakfast is most important meal of day here protein bar i'm eating a protein bar right now and that's my breakfast too i only have 12 bullets so you're gonna have to share you're gonna have to share oh is he gonna curve the bullets did he get shot that's ah ew wait he's healing he still has wolverine's powers someone's not counting six ew i don't like seeing the gut but i love the way he was laying there all relaxed he's so fast oh i you know i'm just not a fan of all the guts in the brains i'm touching myself tonight okay thanks for sharing you're probably thinking my boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a kebab but some of the best love stories start with a murder and that's exactly what this is a love story oh look would it help if i slow it down for you two years ago man his outfit is so like early 2000s sweet sherpa jacket the [ __ ] you doing in my crib is that burnt crust oh god i hope not yeah please don't shoot the pizza guy i'm here for you oh hey what psych plot twist it's not out of the woods yet okay seriously ease up on the bedazzling that's what i was thinking that's amazing and can i mite sam's car i will shoot your can i have my sam's club card i'm a stalker oh i feel like he's gonna kill him yeah leave the book in her general direction again and you will learn in the worst of ways that i have some hard spots too oh that came out wrong or did it wow he's so funny and threatening at the same time it's great i was way worse than him when i was his age i was traveling to exotic places baghdad mogadishu jacksonville jacksonville so what was special forces doing in jacksonville that's classified oh no special forces wasn't doing anything in jacksonville but he was just there for his own purposes he got me i picked booth in the deadpool deadpool oh my god no you did not bet on me to die you bet on me to die wow the joke's on you i'm living to 102 and then dying like the city of detroit i like the city of detroit are you sure you want to shoot your whole lot oh this is uh is this morena bakarin i think it is i don't even know how to pronounce her last name childhood rougher than yours daddy left before i was born daddy left before i was conceived that's not possible you said whatever i want i get it he loves people skeeball i love skee-ball too oh interesting tactic okay happy valentine's day i thought it was april oh these are all different days oh these are all different days year of the time [Music] happy international women's day is she pegging him oh my god happy lent they're abstaining this is oh that's hysterical oh that's really cute there's something i've been meaning to ask you only because you haven't gotten around to asking me well you um stick it marry me where were you hiding nowhere business you're supposed so that's it i feel like that's so fast if they've been together a year they've only gone through all the holidays once i mean to each their own perfect okay so she's either faking it and this is gonna break his heart or she's about to die or something like something crazy's gotta happen i think life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness right what's about to happen it's gonna get [ __ ] up does she drug him oh my god wait or was he drugged what's happening oh no something's wrong with him people react to news of late-stage cats it's late stage cancer he has healing abilities oh no oh this is a really sad turn that i didn't expect it to take me i'm memorizing the details of her face oh god i didn't think i was gonna get emotional cancer's only my liver lungs prostate and brain so this must be before he had the healing abilities and under no circumstances well i take you to that show oh come on oh come on this is so much sadder he's breaking up with her because he doesn't want her to see him die slowly that's sad man let her stay with you it's so sad and uh that guy over there came in looking for you real grim reaper type is it stryker striker i understand you've recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer stalker alert stalker alert recruitment recruitment fear people who are desperate the worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you but what it does to the people you love who knew if this guy could save my life i wish he would tell her uh but he's like totally the type that's going to be closed off but like it's just not cool man and you are negasonic teenage warhead the moody teen what the that's the coolest name ever it really is actually nobody's getting hurt except for all of these people that guy was already up there when i got here that just gonna break your own hand dude oh yep canada why did he say that i don't like seeing his limp hands i hate this stop moving them let them heal why do you not learn stop it reminds me of like that scene in monty python where he's like he gets his arms cut off and he's like it's just a flesh wound come at me come at me you ever see 127 hours no don't cut off your arm don't do it oh jesus christ man eww oh there's the money shot baby eww that was really good timing again this is really so i will admit that this movie is a lot more gruesome than the others this place seems sanitary yeah this is a terrifying place it's a private institution that turns reclamation projects like yourself into minivan this is horrible extraordinary abilities he just wants his cancer healed i think his like woman is gonna die or something i can't imagine that this guy ends up happy you know in my case it enhanced my reflexes oh that's why he's so good on the motorbike no longer feel pain oh does he no longer feel emotional pain oh he doesn't feel any that's really sad actually that would be horrible i mean i guess it wouldn't because you wouldn't feel sad about it but one thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor oh his will there's no way his is going anywhere it is it is ingrained in there how tough can he be with a name like francis oh he figured out his name how did he do that it's not the dry cleaning tag off your lab coat oh that's how he got his name he's really so crazy brave that he doesn't care that he's poking the bear right now you know this guy that's been torturing him constantly he doesn't care that he's pissing him off see here's the problem round the is that you can't really step it up from there you just keep torturing him oh no he said bet he said bet he said you don't think i can oh i can make it worse for you just say the word please you know if your brain waves slow meaning you're about to pass out then we'll turn up the o2 if your heart rate slows meaning you're able to catch your breath we'll turn it back down so just in a constant state of suffocating pain that's so great wait wait seriously you actually have something in your teeth now uh man his sense of humor is unrelentless oh god he's gonna be in there all weekend lovely i'm sure this will work though his skin is black something's happening did i say this was a love story yeah you did it's a horror movie oh that's what happened to his skin all right so this there's no way this is the same deadpool that like fights wolverine at some point this has to be a different thing i think you guys said that anyway now i'm gonna shut you in again wait oh god because i want to i want this guy to die so badly he's evil he says he feels nothing but like he seems to get joy out of torturing people oh we got a match from her how's he gonna light it oh the fire is gonna isn't there like not enough oxygen in the tank to do anything oh he's putting it right by the oxygen wow he's got a good aim oh to cause an explosion [Music] nice this is so sad because even if he does get back to vanessa like he's gonna look totally different and i don't know i just have a fear that he's going to get back to her and they're going to kill her just to ruin his life he's on fire oh it doesn't matter he's got healing abilities but it's kind of hard to tell he looks crazy like it's hard to tell if you're healed from a burn when you look like that you know you don't want to kill me i'm the only one who can fix working mug oh he did say he could fix it the way he looks oh i don't think he ever will though he's gonna stab him ew oh gross oh he's bending it and his story is really freaking dark but there was only one thing that really mattered vanessa oh god she's gonna die something tragic is gonna happen oh he looks so different is she gonna believe that it's him she's not gonna recognize him or maybe he's gonna be too insecure to go up to her oh god oh no oh come on dude she loves you for you i belong in a [ __ ] circus wait vanessa loves you yes she loves you it is scary but she still loves you you look like an avocado had sex with an older more disgusting avocado thanks dude maybe keep going wow cause you look like freddy krueger face the topographical map of utah wow he's really got these insults lined up yep there it is there's the name captain deadpool i think it should just be deadpool maybe not captain deadpool just yeah there you go yeah yeah yeah reel it back in also though like vanessa would love you either way oh he got his white sweatsuit all red that's when he realizes red is probably his color well we're red don't ask yes ma'am you tell him that's great this breaks my heart though like i worry that by the time he gets back to vanessa like she'll be dead and it's like he's missing out on all this time with her just because of looks like she's probably still gonna love you anyway you know she already loves you for you this guy who drove a zamboni just the employee right there watching him get killed oh you're gonna die in five minutes what a sadistic way to take somebody out by the zamboni did he grow a hand back yet no is he gonna grow my hand back there's a bold move to cut his own hand off i share that home with someone you've met oh really blind lady from the laundromat oh really that's a fun roommate i guess oh it's growing back it just looks like a nub he's not as fast healing as wolverine his little ew his little hand about the size of a kfc spork that's so funny but your mood's never gonna brighten till you find this woman and tell her how you feel i agree ma'am do you really think vanessa's that vayne i think ryan reynolds got this far on his superior acting method he's shading himself oh no he's gonna come threaten his friend and then probably vanessa i've seen this girl oh no i knew it i knew it we have everything we need now oh no i knew it now she's gonna get in trouble you decided we're gonna say to her maybe not start with that should have just gone sooner oh is she work here give it up for chastity hey stan every time i see her it's like the first time oh oh i feel bad for him because she might not recognize him and that's really heartbreaking come on wade hurry up way duh wait uh someone out back asking for oh no they beat they beat him no all cause he was too nervous oh yeah yay perfect little alleyway are they just gonna kill her i'm nervous they're just gonna kill her oh unless it's oh unless he did it out here oh okay good okay i got nervous please tell me it's wade it's not it's francis oh no no god damn it god damn it wait you took too long my old boyfriend he's dead see i thought that too but it keeps on coming back let's see how he fights with your head on the block she thought he was dead the whole time right because he never went back to her ripley from alien 3. you're old ah i really want to know what her powers are with a badass name that she has he's got my girl you're going to help me get her back yes yeah it's me deadpool and i got an offer that you can't refuse it's another reference girl you're you really need to watch some movies that's coming from me so any luck winning gita back i tried to hold on tight mr pool but pandu is more craftier and handsomer than me well i think you're pretty darn cute is there a guy underneath the vehicle oh in the trunk bantu he's tied up in the trunk i'm doing as you said dpi plan to cut him like a tandoor oh god that's a bit extreme that's a bit much absolutely not you got lost in translation colossal looks so disappointed get his heart back i'm so proud of you i'm so proud of him kill him and then win gita back wow he is psychotic i presume crisp high five for you ten oh great no money this time either you know what to do welcome dad fool's boy knock him dead pool boy time to make the chimney i love that like his suit is so expressive like it moves with his face you know like the eyes that's why i brought him i prefer not to hit him kind of now in hindsight she kind of looks like gina carano that's not her is it wow that's crazy that colossal can't handle her oh my god she'll get it oh that's what that means she's like the sonic the hedgehog that's pretty cool wow minimal effort from her that's great she's so efficient bob bob wait oh my god i haven't seen you since oh were they in the special forces together jacksonville he's not going to kill him don't kill him uh oh just knocking him out smart gail she's still fixing that tuna casserole so good oh we're bad for the waistline they're friends who's like i'll just knock you out oh her boobs are out you're beautiful that is so sweet ah that is so sweet oh that's not very ladylike of her she nut punched him oh god that's horrible oh no what is that control oh he's going to do the same thing to her that he did to deadpool jesus this guy is really sadistic oh no oh no is it gonna kill her poor vanessa man oh oh good good good good good oh thank god he only has one sword now but that was a good call no he doesn't have any of them oh he broke it that's unfortunate yes good job vanessa really is quite resourceful feast oh sounds like you're last saturday night he really is always ready with the jokes oh god oh god ow ow that's a that's a knife you're cheating i thought we said fists oh what a baddie what a baddie why is he seeing a little cartoon character is it because he's got a knife in his brain there's a lot of cartoon characters going on here right now oh my god what oh no oh god come on dude yes good job girl oh wow that she's really powerful she can be in it be a bomb that is insane oh god he's got to kill this guy [ __ ] and save vanessa girl oh okay well that's great oh what's the plan getting her in there to protect her oh he strapped it to that oh it's actually smart i'm totally on top of this i mean i guess all things considered it's the only option oh look at him he's carrying both of them out of there even the girl that was trying to kill him he's so nice oh please tell me she's gotta survive this wade's gonna be fine it just might take him a little while to heal ah there she is that was the right call putting her in there good job wade oh my god that was so awesome oh that was so funny that was such a good timing god he really does not quit this francis guy come on just kill him already he's horrible although maybe that's the whole point it's like oh we're not gonna kill him i don't know maybe colossal won't let it happen i'm not sure did you really think there was a cure for that wow he just spent a whole year fighting him down and wasted not being with vanessa that's horrible that's so [ __ ] up i mean i kind of figured that was coming i didn't think he'd get his face fixed what's my name who [ __ ] cares wait oh yep i knew he was gonna intervene he's trying to have him make the right decision and not kill this guy even though this guy kind of deserves to die he's done some horrible stuff to other people in these moments everything else falls away i bet he's going to kill him anyway i feel like that's going to be the funny choice the way we yep wow colossal you really are have a sensitive stomach i can't even tell you yeah he deserves that no no no no no maybe maybe not the nethers start talking yeah you abandoned her dude i live in a crack house with a family of 12. oh it's gonna be a competition again there's nothing that we don't share floor space dental floss even condos so you live in a house oh she's yes handing him oh she accepted the joke oh he's got a wound now too wait what did he put under he put another mask it's a wolverine this hugh jackman oh my god he fought the whole time with that stapled to his forehead after a brief adjustment period and a bunch of drinks it's a face i'd be happy to sit on it's like you should have just gone to her soon sooner my dude you thought she was so shallow you're cool oh a teen called you cool nothing feels cooler than having a teenager call you cool oh see you could have avoided all this drama but then we wouldn't have had a movie so [Music] who's calling him oh no no one's calling me just played it oh i am pretty shocked that we had a happy ending that was so fun you're still here uh-huh it's gonna tell us to [ __ ] off oh you're expecting a teaser for deadpool too well we don't have that kind of money that's cute oh but i can't tell you one thing and it's a bit of a secret the sequel we're gonna have cable cable anyway big secrets oh and don't leave your garbage all lying around oh cause people watching this in the theater yeah i mean this is my house i can do what i want ryan [Laughter] oh it's cute that's funny i'm so happy i've finally seen this now this is one of those movies that you know when it came out you saw so many like teaser trailers for it i remember seeing like deadpool playing bob ross like ryan reynolds doing a bob ross thing and wearing like a bob ross afro it was so funny i get some of the humor now and i understand like where he fits into this world i liked how different the style was for this movie it was really out there and really wacky and fun i know there's a sequel so i'm excited to get to that relatively soon and movies like logan as well but we're definitely uh getting pretty caught up pretty fast here this was so funny great to see morena again i don't think i've seen her in anything since we watched firefly here on my channel and that character was a little more sincere in earnest whereas in this one she definitely plays a character that's more feisty and sassy although she's kind of sassy in firefly too but this character is just definitely a little more feisty i think and it was fun to see her in this movie loved all the music loved all the timing and the editing and the comedy and the pacing of everything it was just so clever and witty i definitely wasn't expecting like a sad cancer storyline in the middle there but it makes sense every hero has to have like a motivating factor for why they go through what they go through and usually it entails suffering i do think it's interesting i think you guys had mentioned to me that the deadpool version in origins wolverine is nothing like what this deadpool is they're not closely related but it's just funny because he references wolverine in the beginning as the reason why he has his own movie so he's breaking the fourth wall there but then we're not addressing that as the story line at all like we're just moving on completely it's like a completely different situation that he went through still involves the burning and destruction of a building though and him coming out of ashes in both scenarios so that's kind of funny i know some folks said that i could probably jump to this and it wouldn't matter but some folks said that it was good to watch all the x-men movies in order before getting to this one i am glad that i did it because it gave me some perspective on who the x-men were who professor x was and it gave me some perspective on some other people and how these characters might be connected in future movies so i'm definitely glad that i watched it in order although i do see how a movie like this could be enjoyable regardless so i get why it was so popular it was just a good time a great way to kick off this new year i don't know when i'll be posting this video on youtube exactly it's probably not the first youtube video that i'm posting in 2022 but i know it'll be close to it so yeah i thought it would be a fun one to uh start off 2022 with i don't have too much to say it was just a good movie i really liked it and i'm excited to see the sequel to be honest i hope uh it's just as good i imagine that it would be just ryan reynolds is so good in everything i see him and it makes me want to watch free guy to be honest i never watched free guy i just want to watch everything with ryan reynolds now he's just so funny but that's all i have for you guys in this video so i really hope you liked it if you did please give it a thumbs up because it really helps me out and it lets me know that you guys want to see more content like this of course let me know your thoughts in the comments down below and anything else you might like me to watch next and subscribe if you want to till the next one stay golden bye [Music] [Music] bye

Channel: Natalie Gold

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Length: 32min 1sec (1921 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 13 2022