FIRST TIME WATCHING *Charlie and the Chocolate Factory*

kid who finds the first ticket fat fat fat by the way we are checking out Charlie in the Chocolate Factory for the first time everybody knows the story and who doesn't have a passive Johnny Depp so let's not wait to get your chocolate wrappers at the ready to jump straight into it this might be the first Tim Burton film we've watched in the channel I really want to watch Alice in Wonderland too but I am already starving just look at all this chalky wacky are they making it so like dramatic intent to this music watching chocolate be created is like [Music] oh the golden ticket it's actually such a good marketing ideas that's insane how many companies have done things similar well they actually put the golden tickets even in there who knows it's not the lottery they look so satisfying in that rapping oh London way bucket family was not rich or powerful they barely had enough to eat poor little Lads evening buckets evening hi Dad one God's green earth is happening in that bed hey yo let me join suppose there's anything extra oh well nothing is better with cabbage than cabbage cabbage and cabbage soup still never had a soup my entire life Charlie's father local toothpaste Factory now a tube of toothpaste tube of I can't even speak a tube of toothpaste is one of the most satisfying things on earth when it's just like fresh you don't want to use it or is this just me it's exactly what I need what is your chat a toothpaste lid what if what he's so creative I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes I love grapes what what do you say but the whole world wanted this candy I already missed these shops I mean a lot of mess because I've never seen one but like why can't there be sweet shops just like this without chocolate Birds we'll need to make some more so here's extra quirky kind of cooped out you can even leave it lying in the sun on a hot day and it won't go runny sounds like magic [Music] hello don't make it gross gross sexy and build him a colossal Palace entirely out of chocolate what is there everything will be made of either dark so you want to walk on chocolate sleep on chocolate go to the toilet in chocolate the cement holding together with chocolate all the walls I've been my worst ideas are better than this you better start eating right now I intend to live in it it's a moral genuinely came a very hot day hot day boiling I mean I feel like even at the coldest day would melt it away [Laughter] that ain't a bird okay well it didn't die in his own Palace at least it began sending inspires to steal his spies some serious business yeah but I guess you must have like his own magic recipe [Music] very secret labeled secret recipe now I'm pretty sure winning one goes smart like he'd have a few psyops like fake recipes to give to people it's like other companies will make it in their whole house blows up every single one of his workers Chocolate Factory and all cause these little spies gotta protect the secrets it's open right now so I'm growing up say forever you like I've eaten nothing but cabbage soup forever well how are you still alive then back in business did you get your job back no what does it look like good we're eating cabbage soup all right let's rub it in ever seen a single person going into that factory oh yeah me actually it's actually really comfortable this giant bed I'd give anything in the world just to go in one more time oh I gotta get that ticket no one okay that little Factory of yours Charlie is as close as any of this has ever seen again I'll give it like 15 minutes do they actually sleep opposite though I mean have a lot of foot fights across each other interlinked toes before they sleep nothing's impossible Charlie hmm that's how important was the crazy one but she's the real truth Seeker she knows everything she loves grapes grapes hold all the same at the Chocolate Factory wait how are you not freezing what there's a hole in the roof of the slow outside wake up in a block of ice dear people of the world have decided to allow five children to visit my factory oh it's five tickets only in the whole world but why what does he get out of it shouldn't he won something for that he Street in any Town good God they're like zombies see what a good marketing move every bar will be sold imagine that's a stone tickets even though wouldn't it be something Charlie hide a Golden Ticket inside of course it would be something that's got me a one in 20 million charts so the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day ah Charlie gets anyone a year one a year okay who finds the first ticket fat fat fat it ain't wrong though I got a pessimist but you ain't wrong it tastes something that does not chocolate peanut butter you fat pig I'm sorry I find it's a good ticket he's so hungry he didn't even see you before he bit into it how did you celebrate I eat more candy we knew Augustus would find the garden not possible for him you Grim little creature what's his name Augustus this is amazing I love this oh another Rich one I really hate you they even live in a masonic checkboard floor house whatever you wanna you get what I'm saying I'm in the nut business you'll see so I say to my workers start showing the wrappers off these chocolate bars instead what he bought thousands thousands of boxes yeah imagine everyone trying to steal it where's my golden ticket golden ticket my goddamn my girls I know that I like this and boys oh she's gonna try and Thief it oh gotcha yeah little witch Daddy I want another Pony this man probably spent half a million on chocolate bars and she just said Daddy I went to the pony Charlie maybe you want to open your birthday present tonight chocolate bar this whole family's so cute though like I feel so warm oh the chocolate ball that would be like oh what's the accrual I don't know like a Lambo for him you know he said we can eat it mustn't feel too disappointed whatever happens you'll still have the candy oh well there's one like quadrupilian Jones or however many bars there are so satisfying though oh I was rigged I will that statue how are we getting then was he Thief one later it's my candy bar and I'll do what I want oh he's such a good boy I raised him right and he's the most deserving person for the damn ticket oh this makes me want to cry for him look at that he's so upset she thought it was crack the chocolate is Craig third ticket was found by Miss Violet Beauregard holy hell who has she beat up with the ticket I think she's Kill Bill switch to candy just a driven young woman I don't know where she gets it I don't know where she gets it that delivery was so good of course I did have my share of trophies mostly baton who wants you come on either way the cheating or the chocolate then I'm so confused what a beastly girl they're gonna say what am I talking about dragonflies the fourth golden ticket has been yeah dragonflies oh this is me yes Legend manufacturing dates offset by weather in the derivative of anything what wait he hacked to know what ticket that wait what can you elaborate how you found the ticket though I'm so confused anymore yeah how did it taste I hate chocolate it's a good thing you're going to a chocolate factory you ungrateful I love English families nothing beats an English family I swear those are the insults that I talk an angry old man is one of the funniest things you'll ever see like an old man in a pub I'm talking about it wasn't like a vacation at all the upswinging candy scenes had led to Horizon cover of course automation AI the robots are coming I think I shop recently how frequently go to anything and I get rid of all the Tails it's just the self-checkouts now everyone knows where it's going we'll find another job surviving though on cabbage and water so that's the elixir of life I have no idea what coin that is no what a legend love this guy bring it straight back and we'll open it again or something but he's tired I hope that's what I would say oh he's dead oh my God jumpscare that's better be it please we have no more money are you give us a damn thing oh he's manifesting hold up hold up some kid in Russia found the last golden ticket yes I was in the paper this morning oh I still preferred like dinner Legend hey wait how did that guy get the last ticket is it like a secret sixth one or does someone like make a fake foreign currency though no Monopoly money won one course of scrumptious wait if they just found the thing how wait eyes are fake you see knew it oh an absolutely nuke my pants if that happened the old one Wonka's last golden ticket in my shop too he's gonna make it by himself I'll give you fifty dollars fifty Dot piss off I'm so happy for him but the thing is though surely he'd be tempted to sell it for foods I don't know you see that just before we got it he's closing his eyes and manifesting you see here oh my God he's got some moves around the factory myself showing you everything there is to see afterwards you know poor cat love him with all the chocolate you could ever eat and remember oh he loves that part they're allowed to bring one member of your family to look after you it's crazy how his only children though have got it right is it only children allowed or something who is going with Charlie I will I teach him he'll leave it to me yeah he deserves it he loves Wonka feels well enough yeah [Music] you need the money more than we need the chocolate I mean you can probably get like five mil at least don't you think oh at least a million there's plenty of money out there they print more every day I do yeah five of them in the whole world dummy would give this something as common as money so we found this guy is very smart it's like I walk in the FED they print so much just take the ticket Daddy I want to go in 959 sweetheart make time go fast you little spot come here [Music] eyes on the prize violet eyes on the prize what prize only Charlie deserves it Augustus at least ate through all the chocolate to get to it it kind of deserves it [Music] well I'm getting Jack sparrows [Music] is this cool or creepy or both I have no idea what just happened over symbolism of this death is coming horrible eye-couching dead that's just magnificent I was worried he was getting that finale why wow I just look at his hairstyle he's Willy Wonka really what is with the goggles though good Morning Starshine the Earth says hello Tick Tock sounds from good lord it's not what I expected that's what the guy in the original wasn't this weird I've seen clips of him I shake you warmly by the hand I used to work here in the factory were you one of those despicable spices liar burn him it was gonna be in the factory though apart from chocolate yeah I've seen this chocolate in there I don't know why just drop your coach anywhere this is huge what no what I don't care with the stick holy huh these children this kid's up they're so in that socially and you are you just lucky to be here aren't you and the rest of you must be there what have you got some serious like daddy and mommy issues well that makes sense moms your dads oh good lord a thousand yards there what the hell happened to you yeah was this stuff like in like the book I don't even I don't know I feel like this is like a Tim Burton's spin though does work have seen a few quarters short of a buck I'm sorry I don't speak American God even I understood that you like some chocolate then you should just watch them you little fat pig sticky ball the great big chocolatey flavor inside how do we fit through that okay there's some very satisfying colors I am very hungry don't lose your heads don't get over excited no he's gonna get over excited waterfall is most important makes it light it's Rocky no other Factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall yeah I mean I can imagine no other Factory is anywhere close to this stuff I mean obviously it's not real but the set design is crazy it actually made the stuff those pipes suck up the chocolate how much for the pipe try some of my grass please have it blade please dude it's so delectable but the grass I thought it was just chocolate enjoy what would I eat first I'd gotta try the grass first uh what is that on the inside please dad he said enjoy why are you so angry why hold on to it because then I wouldn't be a champion that's so evil sought this poor guy's gonna get eaten up in this group though [Music] oh dear God it's Godzilla run [Music] dude the food's not running like she's so aggressive with it he thinks he's gonna leave him he's tiny is he on plumpers who are they well they're Oompa Loompas direct from looperly there's no such place I teach High School geography yes so you know you tell people the wrong stuff it was right next to Atlantis the whole place is nothing but thick jungles Infested by the most dangerous beasts in the entire world you gotta respect this guy that he went out of his own way to explore and find the stuff they lived in tree houses to escape from the fierce creatures who live below Oompa Loompas ate nothing but green caterpillars to make them taste better you got some serious terrific the caterpillars how small are they they're like three foot so why'd you have to eat it so weirdly oh how they crave them praying to her a cocoa being cold friends the cocoa bean God what so I told the chief they are such wonderful workers that's a good deal though it's not like slavery or anything they get exactly what they want that's a good thing you do I'll fall in I beg Karma get him [Music] drag him out of chocolate [Music] why they didn't plan they see like a serial killer it's just child abduction attempted by the sweet sugar they actually can't fit in the tube it isn't big enough it's gonna stick no the way I would have a panic attack so bad I think I would die can you imagine like this look the Oompa Loompas what are they doing they're vibing obviously why are they singing though it's so Random I love it they got a new child for sacrifice hey let's do it Bohemian Grove [Music] [Music] they're not wrong though oh what if it's like the seven sins each of them or something oh there's only five below hey you gotta give respect to this actor though playing every single Oompa Loompa like how many times they have to film him doing stuff that's so impressive that'd be terrifying he does deserve it though contaminating the chocolate some greasy sausage fingers so this film is actually a horror film there's a much creepier element at play I do say that all seem rather rehearsed if they knew it was gonna happen oh to be fair that's true yeah I didn't think about that I want you to take Mrs gloop up to the fudge room help her find her son imagine being called Mrs gloop whoever I married I'd be like now you know I'm giving my name but that's so small wait that's barely like two feet and so Finn my foot might be bigger improvisation is a poverty anyone can do it no he definitely planned it he's kidnapping children chewing gum is really gross chewing gum I hate the most see I feel like he hates kids so why the hell did he even do this thing that boy would be fine Wonka [Music] everything in this is so cool again you guys have to tell me it's something I've only seen like images of the original whatever like how much this is Tim Burton's brain connects to The Ether or is this just the original and it's like Roald Dahl's brain the chocolate contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins gives one the feeling of being in love you don't say whoa All Aboard she's like I don't have to win this competition onward no he chose to sit next to us we're already gonna win he definitely knows we're not spoiled he loves us all right who's next predictions hmm verruca or maybe Mike TV is next I don't know try some of this it'll do you good you look starved in death he does get him a burger chocolate Burger you are quite sure aren't you well yeah I'm not I'm 6'4 actually which I said that recently on a video I thought everyone kind of knew this no I mean check out my Instagram someone's got screen do you even remember what it was like being a kid oh boy do I I'm still a little kid and why is he obsessed with candy really Veronica Little Willy Wonka what wait did people actually what is that invention that's a 200 device most famous dentist your dad was a dentist oh my God hey most dentists don't even know a thing they're talking about genuinely I think there's so many things though right why would they want a cue they want to keep you coming back it just makes sense now caramels they'd get stuck in your braces wouldn't they then please don't cause a spell on me all right I just wanted some sugar okay don't summon them all and do all the lollipops lollipops some children are allergic to chocolate well I guess I've never allergic to water so it makes sense I could try a piece but do I take a chance you're scary what the hell is that about I think I watched an interview with that actor though he's like heavy in the occult stuff that's why he's the I don't well Sarah man that's it yeah that's probably why they chose it who knows okay how are we not drenched in chocolate and I would pay so much to go on this ride if it existed that's a very important Roots Hair cream but do you use hair cream for [Music] whipped cream precisely it doesn't make sense [Music] it's so hard to explain this film makes you feel though it's like relaxed intrigued a thousand a thousand descriptions I can give now this is the most important room in the entire Factory everyone enjoy yourselves just don't touch anything yeah something's gonna blow up if you touch it in here there's such weird ways of making the stuff like you think that's just for show these are Everlasting ghost hours you can suck on it all year and it'll never get any smaller isn't that neat it's like that's how it works uh yeah it means I'll marry you what they sure do taste terrific so you're Fair though no one actually likes a Gobstopper no one's like oh I really feel like a Gobstopper today one of those things you like three times never again brand new crop of hair will start growing out all over the top of your little nugget who wants a beard well beat next for one makes me look older I love it some people love it especially to the jar can you dig what I'm laying down I slide me some skin so brother what you just can't give me the Michael Jackson Vibes and they both have the gloves I've tried some yesterday it's Chewbacca so he's trying to make like cues for everything I thought it was just nice chocolate [Music] [Applause] all that for a Juicy Fruit gum you mean that's it it's dumb it's gum how about you shut up you're pissing me off sorry these kids are making me angry three course dinner all by itself why would anyone want that right in calories or just taste chewing gum and that is all you will ever need at breakfast lunch and dinner now that's my dream I hate the act of eating it takes me hours is so long trying to eat to feel this machine believe me it's a lot of effort I'm the world record holder and chewing gum I'm not afraid of any anything else is gonna explode I think it's that all voluntarily like messing up their lives spit it out young lazy I think you'd better baked potato es oh dear gods just heading into a blueberry who knows it's gone purple violet oh she's loving it Veruca the only girl left I didn't guess you'd be next I got it wrong yeah see this she's turning into a blueberry or she's trying to get casted in Avatar or X-Men bro what the hell hey look at that dumb pig is good I know she's a kid's joke relaxer [Music] what does this group of Soul has got into her body I mean that's crazy how was the clothes that snapped oh what are the musical break hell yeah oh [Music] is going to happen [Music] this might be a child slave ring at this point that's their jammo that's the best song so far was he fed the gloop on the sick isn't she a musical or regarding to the boat and take her along to the juicing room at once the juicer like a little pimple we gotta squeeze all that juice out of her immediately he's a honeymoon huh come on let's Boogie that's Boogie who's next now it's gummy like TV over okay well wait how many left three oh it has to be them two okay Mike TV then what's the best surprise who gets it best kind of prize is a surprise remember actually realized yeah the word prize is in surprise if you hate gum so much why do you make it yeah I mean have you seen Breaking Bad single to White loves meth [Music] addicted quick foreign mixing flavors oh that looks good oh my God so any of these sweet shops do exist I'd love to go to one just to see how they work these flashbacks happen often increasingly depends how good it was I mean uh who might know all about I myself am in the nut business are you [Applause] squirrels I love squirrels oh that's so cute I just love feeding them by hand in my garden I was a kid so who's going down the nut shoot it's got to be Mike actually no no no sorry it's gonna be Veruca yeah because their families are not business what am I saying I think that one's got a bad note I want one all I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and two canoes and a green parrot and a turtle and the silly old hamster I want a squirrel all right is that all you have this has gotta be greed name your price 10 billion she can't have one that's the first time she's been told no dude she's a good name because I'm scared of her I'm sorry darling Mr Wonka's being unreasonable what what the hell was that again all these kids are voluntarily going to their demise have you not seen what's happened to the last two idiot you stupid wart Brooker come back here at once yeah clearly have all the power in the family come back here at once she runs the family don't catch that squirrel's nuts you don't make them crazy yeah maybe touch my nuts it makes me a bit crazy about you [Music] can add your I'm sure a part of the dad's loving this like finally this little wallet hole is gonna die now well these squirrels are strong oh God I think she's a walnut she is bad not after all of course she is she's called Veruca sorry Veruca if you're watching but I would get a name change I told you this guy goes to Bohemian Grove sacrifice certain children on fire how much can I say without getting yeah whatever she got like the best one I'd rather that than being put in a chocolate tube or turn into a blueberry yeah so much Sinister feel I think if you had that perspective of this film is it the fun and hilarious or horrifying [Music] and these guys are ready on cue with the lyrics and outfits [Music] which one's the best song you can't beat the chewing chewing on and on guilty ones I've just been informed that the incinerary it's broken so there should be about three weeks of rotten garbage to break their fall how very lucky no child sacrifice today the elevator is by far the most efficient way to get around there can't be this many floors whoa look at the floors what's the square footage on this place oh look [Music] I also want to know how could he afford this stuff before he made the Chuck oh no he started out as a small shop right but still surely the first Suites were somewhat impressive this would be so much for my brain if I was not left oh my God oh this is right up Mike TV's alley wait why are we testing chocolate Warfare why is everything here completely pointless candy doesn't have to have a point it's stupid oh God flashbacks the candy capitals of the world but I won't be here when you come back then I'll cast a spell for my tower boy oh and he's um what's his name uh Dooku yeah okay it's a lifetime bro [Music] what the hell does your house go offered a rocket I'm so confused I want to pick a room go ahead TV room of course he'd pick that one but yeah I'm still baffled how there's like a thousand different things it's not just chocolate here oh give me a pair of those glasses instead of whizzing through the air then reassemble it on the other hand and why can't I do the same thing with chocolate that's probably a million reasons why you can't do that sounds impossible it is impossible you don't understand anything about science well like the woman in the bed he said nothing is impossible be like nine atomic bombs mumbler understand a single word you're saying I know sometimes I do Mumble so these headphones when I can't hear myself very well which I can't with the loud stuff I do Mumble so sorry I will try and articulate bring in the chocolate are they extra tiny with that giant ball It's gotta be real thick you know how on TV you can film a regular sized man and he comes out looking This Tall same basic principle oh yes the little walls of science he already is a magician though I guess food is magical rushing through the air above our heads in a million tiny little pieces so like he sent the chocolate bar as a text to the TV [Applause] they replace the album that is weird though like how did he actually do that holy ing early buckets I mean holy oh it hurts my teeth don't do that so can you send other things breakfast cereal do you have any idea what breakfast cereal is made of I was about to say that really wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners I wouldn't say that though but not like chocolate's any better all you think about is chocolate he has no idea eating cheese but he's an idiot now he is a genius there's an arrogant little twerp like these associates seen every child be sacrificed what are you doing [Music] that's a little zesty for me though I sure hope no part even gets left behind yo he's gonna be really miniature now like he ate a blue mushroom oh my God he's smaller than little palumba oh God hey someone put me in that TV channel a crazy man Tim what were you what were you smoking too [Music] she's doing the film completely carrying [Music] help me please sound like Theodore [Music] there is no other way did he or does he not go in there voluntary though is his fault let's go put him in the Taffy puller Taffy puller hey that was my idea oh no this is so creepy though wait how was this film almost done I've been so absorbed wait wait listen it's not that long left geez I've been in the trance how many children are left Charlie's the only one left he's such a good boy deserves it all give him the prize what happened to the others you know what happened you set all the traps up sacrificial bags I mean you've won we have the Great Glass Elevator to speed things I do have a question though is that his real hair that he had to live with for the whole shoot or was it just a wig it's probably just a wig unless he takes the hat off let me have a look he pressed that button for years I fully trust him with everything though like he's crazy but I'd let him I'd follow him into a volcano you know if he said it's safe that is weird though now how did the G4 stop like it flies the top of the lift please don't eat your fingers [Music] polka this insulin must be crazy [Music] wait she looks like she loves that oh my what she's got no bones left much more flexible now yes but you're blue well her name is violet it's Violet show Blue I don't know it was purple Daddy I want to Flying Glass Elevator because the only thing you're getting today is a fast and that's fine everything's a good guess now where do you live that little house they'll be back any minute I'll be gonna pay for that roof boy I think there's someone at the jar this is Willy Wonka he gave us a ride home a ride into the home must be the boys he says Charlie's one something I'm gonna give this little boy my entire Factory what why doesn't he want it anymore did you see a few months ago I was having my semi-annual haircut set my annual two times a year how does it not grow [Music] in that one silver hair I saw reflected my life's work oh you're aging oh no I must find a hair that's a good one but only like 35 or something why'd you want to take the Chocolate Factory now are you ready to leave all this behind and come live with me at the factory I'll come live with you my family come too of course they can't you can't run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old dead goose no offense none taken Jeff oh got him Dirk look at me I had no family and I'm a giant success financially yes but otherwise yeah come live with me little boy I'll take care of you that's what you're saying more child sacrifice yeah why is his hair looks like two cocoa beans actually sure that's intentional I don't even realize but I suppose in that case I'll just goodbye then what could give us some money hey you broke the roof foreign [Music] I've always made whatever candy I felt like and I that's just it isn't it now I feel terrible so the candy's terrible you're very good to be fair that I do think like 90 of the the best therapy you can get is them asking a question you're just talking to yourself and you figure it out that is it the answers were not within all of us we know what to do what do you have against my family your family it's the whole idea just telling you what to do what not to do and it's not conducive to a creative atmosphere well yeah when you're young but like at your age it's not your family it's only exactly what to do I mean they do always try I mean even to me to be fair [Music] as a child what the hell did it go is it like up with the balloons looks exactly the same age you did 20 years ago the damage because she got some pretty good teeth I think oh an identities are scary though actually ah when they clink the tools against you oh drilling's the one oh my God still got my wisdom teeth though I'm keeping them [Music] he kept all his son's stuff that's cute I haven't seen my cuspids like these since since [Music] the name's so funny when you say it without Wonka really all these years and you haven't flossed [Music] no it's all a film about family huh just like Fast and Furious and don't drink out of chocolate Rivers stay for dinner Willie yes please they're so cute though and wholesome I want to be part of this family I love peanuts you smell like old people boys [Music] at the dinner table no business on the table come on itchy Peas I can't wait to watch the new film that comes out now actually they can't top this there's no way this is actually so fun you're gonna smash like if you enjoy this one and I'll do other Tim Burtons oh that's a Wonderland all that stuff that's something even better whoa what the oh the house is in the oh that's sick one thing was absolutely sitting life had never been Sweden well yeah better than poverty I mean Jesus like actually eat something it's not Carriage soup so that does it for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory it's pretty hard to describe this film in a few words but it was just a lot crazier than I thought a lot more creative and I absolutely loved it but please do let me 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Length: 39min 44sec (2384 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 07 2023