finding true love with nickisnotgreen

what's up guys you know what day it is it's Valentine's Day a day full of love and life um but not for this guy so we're going to today find some love for Nick I'm so ready to fall in love I'm so ready to fall in love I'm so ready to fall in love I'm so ready to what's your favorite letter um I really like uh H because it's the ninth letter in the alphabet A B C D E F G a c d I thought God built the the world in seven days and so a g was the seventh letter of the alphabet A B C D E F G that's seven H how did I miss what did I get to Seven is that really why G's the seventh no of course not it's just a thing they tell you in Sunday school no no that's not why H okay you really like um Harry Potter house par I don't like Harry Potter for the record I don't support that stuff do not buy that game if you had to pick between um hot yoga and um human rights which one would you pick oh yeah my muscles are sore let's go with h yoga yeah okay if you had to pick between uh human rights and um happy hour that one's really tough cuz both things do make me happy but lately I've been in that party mood let's go with happy hour photo time photo time photo time photo that's good okay I don't know if I think you should do this one to show that you have friends okay then you want me to see that I have one friend yeah but hold on we're not done yet okay here I think we should show them that you like to have fun and uh we should also show them what you're going to look like when you get older my my white dad swed socially see that's not big for me because I I I Crystal no no I love Crystal I love Crystal I love I don't have any actually who cares Yeah so basically you write down the name first of course our name being Natalia first you got to be nice I love a nice girl I love coming home and going wow she was so nice because I'm a sensitive guy okay I don't want people to say mean [ __ ] to me cuz it hurts my feelings like physically it hurts like it makes me want to like like barf next she has to be Niche now I'm not like one of those guys that's like oh basic girls basic this and that but I want you to have specific things about you that I'm like wow you know that's really interesting of her you know she can teach me something oh my God they're starting with Virginia I don't know where Virginia is I could immediately get effed up really you don't know where I not oh next up she's got to be nervous okay I'm not saying that you can't and finally you got to be naughty okay I know the first one's nice and some people say nice and naughty that's complete opposites it's not so I say we just go through we see we'll start with Natalia and we'll just see if she checks all the boxes is that crazy to say what are you going to ask her what are you going to ask what are you going to ask what are you going to ask her what are you going to ask what are you going to ask her what are you going to ask her well this is pretty Niche bio biology though we're all I we're all biology that's like what everything is four likes four likes come on unlock them unlock him un please unlock him please let me unlock him please let me unlock him please let me unlock it oh please let me I like you oh priority likes please let me let me let let let me $36 my God 25 36 let listen who else on your show is ever going to do this no one else is going to go and buy it I got to be the guy who does it give hold on guys let's face it anyone can find anything about you on the internet and I mean anything they can find your full legal name your personal information your home address your phone number your credit card number especially if you almost leak it all all the time stop with the stupid stop all of this is accessible because of data brokers who make money off of selling your information to spammers T marketers all these freaks out there who are trying to get one got pull a fast one on you that's why I'm excited to tell you about today's sponsor Aura Aura will identify data Brokers that are exposing your information and automatically submit opt out requests on your behalf Ora also monitors your emails and passwords to see if they were involved in any data breaches on the dark web and they'll give you recommendations on what to do Aura has almost every Internet safety tool you could possibly need all in one app go to aura.com deeves to start your free trial you can also find the link in the description or scan the QR code in this video let Ora do the hard work of keeping you safe online if you sign up now with my link you can get a two week free trial you'll be shocked at how much of your private information Ora finds who's this Audrey are you nervous Audrey okay [Laughter] give me love love me love me love me someone love me love me love me love love me love me me me love me love me love me what the hell are you nice yes are you oh yes are you niche that's Niche he's from the boys chase C crawfish or something she knows him no I think that's just a photo of him Audrey's sometimes nice does that count nice people are also humble maybe she's just humble what should I you think we should count it let's give it to her let's throw a bone she doesn't really have much to live for still figuring it out me too radio head Creep yeah not Niche enough bye what about nice do I make you nice yeah oh my God boom bow whammy bow H maybe like slightly uh just tiny bit uh nervous but not like completely boring do I make her nice yes cat I make you nice all right we've only got Mia is the only one that got three out of four but she's not nervous enough that's the issue yeah cat looks cool we should like ask her to hang out with us can we send her a photo of us I don't think you can send photos on um on Tinder what oh wait let's okay I have an idea I have an idea okay oh and then me and my friend Utah more like yes what's that state oh you don't want to know [Music] no yes I was thinking Oliver for a boy how does she have these names if she doesn't want a kid what come on really what did you get if I took my goddamn time easy I could do 100% right now she's real good at conversation actually you know I think Crystal you know I don't think that I don't I don't think that lines up with anything that I like actually this is Niche like she doesn't just send an emoji she does analog Emoji she listens to Coldplay album with the Emojis on it that's what that is that's pretty naughty she had a lot of history Grace did yeah did she sucks what happened to her what happened she got matched we're never going to find you a love oh yeah check this out boom oh oh don't care Bo don't care boost I don't know what that means boost what does that mean I don't know boost all right I'm actually going to go to the bathroom now while you do this like don't cheat I'm not going to cheat I promise I won't cheat don't screen peek you'll be able to see if I screen PE you'll be able to see that I'm on the you the screen is recorded on the game you'd be able to see if I screen peek okay so I'm not going to screen peek you know I actually travel the world unlike some people on this channel you know so when I come in and I do the quiz it's like okay Nick actually showed up to play right [ __ ] Missouri okay that's right down here it's not there it's this one that's Mississippi [ __ ] no no no come on M yeah tell me when to stop uh stop stop you didn't stop sorry John F Kennedy that I think that's him I don't think so come on it looks just like him right you think that's him that's London no it's not that's London no it's not that's London no it's not that's Lon no it's not did I ever tell you how I literally was on like live television like on Good Morning America when I was two because I could name all the presents just by looking at their faces like they brought this game on and I was like oh yeah that's like Richard Nixon or like oh yeah that's like Bill Clinton he's a ladies man and like I literally went through and knew every single do you have footage of it know a lot about this is this can you tell me who this is I am can you tell me who that is huh who's this person it's James Madison James Madison and who would that be can you tell me who that is Mo do you know who that picture is in the middle up there can you tell me any of those people up there do you know which presidents they are tell Miss liion yes any of those none of these guys are alive all these oh this I thought this was their life death for a [Laughter] second what's the most unusual food you've travel traveling in Thailand that's the most unusual she's so giggly what's so funny Tuesday tday why Tuesday I'm so bored thank you Nick for coming on the show and finding your true Suitor thank you for having me I may have been unsuccessful but I think that was more on me than it was on you thanks everyone for watching two videos on the screen right here are some past episodes that dev has done on this channel please remember to subscribe to Dev limes it just takes 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Channel: Dev Limes

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Keywords: tinder fails, funniest tinder convos, funny online dating conversations, funny online dating messages, funny tinder compilation, funny bumble compilation, funny hinge compilation, worst hinge messages, worst bumble messages, worst tinder messages, dev lemons tinder, dev lemons bumble, dev lemons twitch, true love, chivalry isnt dead

Id: MEYXcX4bgyo

Length: 12min 30sec (750 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 14 2023