Finding Out Our REAL Harry Potter Houses

i am pleased to tell you that your kindness is going to go to great heights while you join the ranks of [Music] now some of you may have seen that uh tiny little kind of indie film uh harry harry potter i believe it was i think i've seen it before i think we have a clip yeah let's roll that give me an r and an ie what's that spell harry go get em porter go go gryffindor you can't do it better than ever but yes as you saw wizards are real and we in fact are wizards yes but we don't know what house we belong to right so we're here to speculate and then find out when i was a wee little lad i looked little wizard i i looked an awful lot like harry potter did look like the famous harry potter i even had these small circular glasses you were harry potter before harry potter was cool yeah it was but it was becoming a thing and then as it blossomed i just kind of fit the mold and ran with it we had our little gang little gang of potter king of harry potter little potheads and is that what potter fans are potter heads we'll call it hot potter hands so growing up what house did you see yourself in well obviously gryffindor did you like who doesn't want to see themselves as the main protagonist okay so i always wanted to be in gryffindor because i mean it's a lion too that is it a lion i thought it was like a griffin yeah which is a lion partly and they're all courageous and fighting baddies okay because then you had slytherin and they were all the douchebags right sorry honey ah my wife didn't slytherin but then you got hufflepuff and ravenclaw that nobody really cared about that's true totally hufflepuff as far as the story goes yeah exactly it's 100 right yeah same as you growing up everyone always thought i looked like harry potter there you go i was like of course i'm a gryffindor see i'm out i'm outgoing adventurous i would totally be in griffith same well let's find out what houses we belong to we brought a guest oh who's gonna help us do this [Music] oh i mean it has the voice of a smoker in their 80s so it could go it could be a boy it's a unisex hat we're going to take the quiz on pottermore to find out that's right and the only true way to take the quiz then they will sort us oh so excited let's jump on that flying motorcycle and get ourselves down to diagon alley starting the ceremony here we go why is my hat didn't load all the way that's dumb okay i choose one to continue oh you got the same one okay stars or moon you're gonna pick the stars because they surround the moon which is your real choice no dang it i was right then you were right i had to make the stars i think i'm gonna go with the stars too really yeah infinite possibilities yeah stars are endless innumerable yeah my favorite thing to do is go camping and just chill and look at the stuff see the galaxy oh a lot of stars stars okay if you were attending hogwarts which pet would you choose to take with you ooh cats toads owls why does that toad look so like freaking dragon like look at that toad that is not a ring that's what i'll murder you toad it's a horny toad who do you think i'm gonna pick you're gonna pick a cat uh i thought you're gonna say horny tub [Music] no i want the owl i mean yes select no rubble now before you select why would you pick it out they're fearsome bro the cat comes at you you're mildly annoyed because you know it's going to scratch you it's going to be annoying but a freaking owl comes at you talon's exposed you're like i'm down this is it okay so we have [Music] he's been eating some food i like that the barn owl is like posing for instagram yeah yeah yeah dude that screech album looks kind of dope don't just answer all the questions the same and get different houses what are you thinking brown owl looks like it would just like enjoy thanksgiving dinner all day i don't know what a screech owl is but just from its name it sounds annoying sounds fierce sounds like it's like yeah in the morning two in the morning no he's nice to me he won't scream at me i don't know man snowy owl those does look a little dumb i like the bar now like the owl is cool this one in particular just looks kind of dumb yeah it does it looks like who's it looks like it got hit in the head with a rock you want me to get your man what i'm picking bar now oh dude i'm gonna give that brown owl he does seem like he don't take no shiz from nobody i see a lot of the brown owl in you okay i'm going brown owl let's do brown owl i like him he's growing on me given the choice would you rather invent a potion that would guarantee you glory wait love we've got different questions because we've diverged done i have to make a potion do i want glory love power or wisdom i freaking want glory now why why do you want glory because glory is glorious touche i want to stand up with my big fat brown owl [Music] majestically in some poster hanging from the wall okay for me which would you rather be liked trusted feared envied imitated or praised oh my goodness i definitely like praise i love you who doesn't praised oh you want something done just praise me a little bit i'll be doing it like oh yeah oh honey you did those dishes so nice we talking about they're still dirty i know you doing so good trusted trusted yes that's a friend liked yeah now i gotta say liked is by the masses trusted means you've got like as core yes people that really super duper trust you yes so trusted or praised i think you do trusted trusted all right i will say right now if i get hufflepuff i'm flipping this table really just saying no anywho which of the following would you most like to study okay we got different questions people centaurs werewolves oh dang vampires oh this is hard goblins nobody cares about them trolls me ghosts ghosts is like you're is exciting for a normal person but if we're wizards right bro ghosts are born that's just like everyday life they live in the freaking castle yeah ain't nobody care floating through that i'm saying it's down to centaurs werewolves and vampires i don't know because are they cool like are they like kate beckinsale vampires ah i mean you do like this empire or we talking like bella what's her name freaking yeah yeah shiny boy shiny boy and freaking no no emotion shiny girl batman luscious lips batman i think i'm down to either werewolves or centaurs okay what do you think i would pick i see you picking centaurs why because isn't it the centaurs in harry potter that are super dope freaking buff but they call things they like come to their aid right in the middle of the night and they're always talking about the stars and they're very philosophical they have a lot of like deep conversations i feel like you'd really dig that dude i would talk to some centaurs right that's what i'm saying i'm gonna go with that i'm gonna do some centaurs okay once every century the flutter by bush bush [Music] the flutter by bush produces flowers that adapt their scent to attract unwary cute if it lured you it would smell of the sea home a crackling log fire or a fresh parchment hmm definitely not fresh fresh parchment i like the smell of paper so unwary means you're not like you're awake you're not tired you're energized like ready to go right yeah so i i think you would pick the fire i think because the fire denotes adventure yes i'm i'm right there with you i there's nothing better than a fire out camping man reclaimed fire oh okay okay which would you rather be oh i got your question okay trusted feared envied imitated for raised i would have to say the same as you trusted yes like i could care less if people like like me if they don't know me it's up to you you can decide that's on you i would like for you to like me of course but it's not going to affect me if you don't yeah but i do value being trusted by people that is huge to me which of the following would you most like to study i got yours reversed okay mer people did you have more people i did oh okay but them harry potter murder people they're creepy we're not talking ariel we're talking like centaurs werewolves mostly vampires goblins trolls goblins are pretty rich though but would i like to study them they're kind of creepy and ugly to look at dude those goblins at the freaking ride and yeah universal's so real i want to answer werewolves or mer people i don't know now both of them are kind of mean you'd be studying them from a distance that's the point oh if i'm gonna study someone i don't like to be involved i like to step back from apartments like airport right oh yeah people watch it's the best it's fun so that means if you watch mer people you have to get in the water yeah if you watch werewolves you have to hide in trees oh man i think i might have to go werewolf i think so are you mad you don't want are you mad that i'm going werewolf no because i didn't think about this last time that you have to study them from afar centaur i could be like bro give me a ride centaur would be dope see i see you being friends with the center beers bro i have a horde i'm gonna go werewolf do it because i love wolves and i totally could see myself like with a camera zooming in like nat geo style freaking magic camera got like a 500 lens you know just taking pictures use your wizard stick right yeah okay which road temps you most the twisting leaf strewn path through the woods a wide sunny grassy lane a narrow dark lantern lit alley or a cobbled street lined with ancient buildings oh what would you be on that one i would probably do either the twisting leaf strewn path through the woods or the cobbled street filled with ancient buildings okay i enjoy the history i was gonna say the cobblestone path through the ancient city because i feel like that is you i do love the history i love it but i think i will choose the path really because i enjoy the mystery all right i could be the first one to discover something crazy except for it's already a path it's true which means it's not very well trodden that means someone's been there not very recently okay okay let's see how much you and two friends need to cross a bridge guarded by a river troll who insists on fighting one of you before he will let all of you pass i'll throw down do you volunteer to fight attempt to confuse the troll into letting all three of you pass without fighting suggests that all three of you should fight without telling the troll get him gotcha buddy suggest drawing lots to decide which of you will find ah it's a coward's way out suggests that all three of you should fight without telling the troll so we're just gonna jump him yeah that's the one you pick look man a fight to fight exactly there are no rules there are no rules this is why i don't get in fights yes because i will do everything i will straight up kick you in the crotch i'll freaking bite you if i have to yeah i'll pull hair i will freaking remove appendages anyway that's the one i was breaking i feel like that gives us the most fair advantage yep four goblets are placed before you which would you choose to drink there's the smooth thick richly purple drank that gives off a delicious smell of chocolate and plums the mysterious black liquid that gleams like ink and gives off fumes that make you see strange visions that sounds like a party doesn't sound bad the foaming frothing i already hate it silvery liquid that sparkles as though containing ground diamonds that's murder on the intestines the golden liquid so bright that it hurts the eye just one of them okay and which makes sunspots dance all around the room so it's a disco ball in a wine glass gotcha uh it's down to that in the mysterious black liquid that glitters you gotta go one or the extreme right if you're gonna sacrifice your body it's gotta be to the extreme there's no middle ground for me once you see strange visions huh well here we go i grabbed the black one and i doubt it all right black what it is where we're going there's no tomorrow okay how would you like to be known in history the great oh the wise the bold or the good i mean i'm just going to come out and say it i like the great right yeah i think that's a good one i mean i'm not saying bold man i'm going with the great nice now this one's super easy left or right i got that too on my next one louie what are you gonna do i don't know what i'm gonna do well you gotta okay i'm not gonna pick i'm not gonna like show you you just pick yours and that way you're on the next question and then i'll go done oh i'm at the end oh my gosh i don't know why is this the hardest question to pick literally because there's no context i got i can't do it there's no context do it wrong movie do it do it i mean i feel like you picked the right how do you know because i just feel like you and i both because i always choose the right that's i picked right too yes okay we're at that moment of truth we're at the final stage we're walking into the giant candlelit hallway [Music] and we see before us our colleagues walking up the stairs with a giant old hat being placed upon their head [Music] it don't fit you gotta tie it i thought i was gonna resize this is for 10 year olds oh my gosh does it even we gonna get this time we got our letters way late in the mail way late i'm telling you if this says hufflepuff i riot please don't flip the table okay okay the sorting hat has made a decision what is it and you sir i see great might in your soul bravery and friendship it sounds like he's talking to me i shall place you ins ha don't you dear gryffindor get away yeah put that on man i'm so nervous now you've set the precedent way high i feel just like harry potter on the sidelines looking at all of his friends making it into gryffindor okay i sense greatness in your future you could do great things in slytherin you could go down in history in the annals of history with ravenclaw or will you destroy the world in hufflepuff i am pleased to tell you that your kindness is going to go to great heights while you join the ranks of gryffindor yes we're both a gryffindor yes that is the best news ever why is that so exciting harry potter i get it now like people love this wow oh yes it's so small it is uh there's this one this is a children's but i'll still wear it all right we are gryffindor see it's a line it is griffin line dude this is nice yeah i like these colors but for real look at your arms i know well who made these sizes these gotta be girl sizes i don't know man let us know down below in the comments if you think we belong in a different house let us know if you're part of our house gryffindor gryffindor you saw the results here live so pumped man go slay some dragons kill some evil dark ones who shall not be named why can't you say it because it's you who shall not be named but we say it because voldemort because we're not afraid yeah yeah fight you join us in our discord i will point my stick harder to you then you can point yours at me let's not offend the children that's how you fight think of the children think of the children how you fight man you go hot and whoever points the hardest wins think of the children y'all know what i mean all right pointing sticks all that in our discord coming out with this chat let's talk harry potter why not yes and uh she's curious where we got these we got them at box let's check them out not a sponsor but that's where we got them but they're cool and they feed homeless people yeah that's pretty rad so thanks so much for tuning in we hope you enjoyed this and we'll see you next time one guardian loving bye love you son it's not love your thoughts it is far too late for this crowd that's why we got a bubbly top it off there top of the morning that went down my shoe how did that happen there was so much you're a wizard austin i'm a wizard

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Published: Tue Oct 06 2020