FIND THE DIFFERENCE - r/MadLads V4

ruiz is making chocolate free all peanut butter cup can we get these dipped in chocolate happy pie day this took several years having to restart halfway due to the app wide cp adjustment but i now have my completed collection of 48 pages spelling out the first 120 digits of pie [Music] this isn't about my parents but rather a lie i told i was at my cousin's house and his other girl cousin was in town she didn't see me much after a while of talking to her i told her i had a twin and she wouldn't believe me i left the room changed and came back saying i was my own twin and convinced her i was seven and she was 13. my brother renamed himself to zoom in a zoom call with his teacher and requested access to the teacher's computer the teacher saw zoom is requesting access to your computer and clicked allow i once wanted to pee real bad but all the school bathrooms were under maintenance so i pretended i had a stomach ache and went back home to pee china makes it a crime to question military death toll on the internet what is the military death toll in china switching push and pull signs on public doors there's a garden in england dedicated entirely to plants that are deadly and can kill you it's the most dangerous garden in the world it holds over 100 killers such as hemlock stricken and nightshade do they have a gift shop walking into guitar center just to detune everything and leave i beat mario 64 100 on my school chromebook is it true have you really beaten bozer and restored the stars to the castle twitter bug bands accounts just for tweeting the word memphis quick does anyone know what the second biggest city in tennessee is this tweet violated the twitter rules 24 kill streak snow for sale dude in my class is just unmuted loudly doing bang rips right now oh this is too late would i be able to cancel the pre-order yes i can do that for you for a small fee only joking hahaha classic john olive garden makes us wear all black four uniforms i'm showing up on my last day in a hawaiian shirt and car cause i don't care watch out guys this guy is a furry [Music] god damn ouch what i stalked this astrology hoe twitter for about a week and told her i was a virgo and she let me smash because she thought we was compatible little does she know i'm a freaking scorpio lmfao universe just aligned your cheeks with this d wanna know how i know for a fact all of this horoscopes is a bunch of [ __ ] all y'all commenting this is exactly what a scorpio would do about dumbass just cause i'm a capricorn when i was in south africa a guy at the end of the dirt road below the state we were in would do this filled the potholes and stood at the end of the road for cash the kicker at the end of the day he would dig up all the holes again and hide the gravel behind the hedge industrious little fellow pay for shreks yeah you can pay for shreks 60 euros per hour you to me oh sorry i charge 60 euros per hour how much do you charge 50 okay then you pay only 10 euros my friend bet his virginity on a yu-gi-oh game and lost then he got laid deadass lost his virginity because of shiny cardboard damn playstation 5 guy pretends ps5 console is wi-fi router to sneak it into family home any ideas what to do with this area or window please it's a door you walk in and out of it the window is to let light in hope that answers your question there was a part in the test where we had to write the lyrics of the national anthem one kid wrote the guitar tabs instead and got plus points despite the tabs not being the national anthem but instead bohemian rhapsody just to reiterate about 10 percent of world trade has been at a standstill for two days because a cargo sip drew a giant d in the red sea then wedged itself sideways in the sews canal i'm gonna stream my spanish class do it hot dog man let me add audio one second people who had abstinence only shrek's education what was the most outrageous or untrue thing you were told we had a teacher unwrap a piece of candy and pass it around the room the last person was asked if they would eat the candy after everyone had touched it this was meant to symbolize purity or sumptuous but was foiled when my friend ate the candy lmao edit just to answer a few extra questions i believe it was a jolly rancher which made it even funnier this was definitely well before of it i don't believe he got in trouble but the teacher definitely had to play it off with the well that's not the point but answer lol every genres is good in their own way that's why we can't possibly rank it properly because it'll be like comparing apples to oranges ps i love rock music three percent who voted country music probably listened to it on mute times where you acted like the joker start game press any button press my belly button this music makes me wanna play my way without the safety strap hey soldier boy i heard you were trying to expand into gaming pcs designed this for you soldier boy you a beach how are your new year's resolutions going still haven't got a girlfriend but other than that i'm making some progress great still holding in my 2020 poop i only use steam and minecraft launcher but i have minecraft launcher as an app through steam why because i can you've never lived until you've had a crackhead whip out five pounds of shrimp out of his pants and offer to sell you five four five his pants were about what you'd expect but it was in a bag and still cold that price is a steal because he stole it shrimp went on the grill and it was good as frick i don't listen please do not sit on the car i'm bill gates co-chair of the bill and melinda gates foundation and author of how to avoid a climate disaster ask me anything hi william h gates iii thanks for doing this again first of all big fan of your humble rags to riches journey in which you rose against the odds from a rich well-connected family and utilize predatory patenting to profit from publicly funded work to sell back to the public very inspiring platitudes aside my question is this why were you meeting with jeffrey epstein after his first conviction what could you possibly have to discuss with the prolific pedophile eugenicist got a call from the school yesterday patrick missed his entire science class he decided to crawl in the cupboard when the teacher wasn't looking and take a nap for the entire class only waking when his friend kicked the cabinet when class was over two days in school detention smh that's a first i don't eat fast food lol well i don't breathe 300 plus bricks to trade for booze is this legal description these guys lived around the garden beds before i violently removed them last fall trade for a handle of evan williams or better not picky priority will be given to the first responder i've given many ratios now i need some of you to ratio me don't like this tweet i like the tweet sooner no 000 this mad lad played baby shark during online school i brush my cleat every day from one minute before midnight to one minute after midnight that way i only have two brush once but i have still brushed twice a day i once worked with an old man let's call him al he wore hearing aids anytime he didn't feel like dealing with management and higher ups he'd just tell him his hearing aids were dead he forgot to charge them and they just wouldn't talk to him for the day pretty sure i was the only person who knew he'd only talk to me if we were alone on those days which is how i found out about his little trick in the first place i run out of mental batteries for dealing with people my father-in-law does this he smokes a little weed and runs out of batteries we go sit in the garage and bs about life fun guy i like to call it symptoms went to high school with a girl that would just take her hearing aids out when people started to annoy her bro nobody wanted this bro nobody wanted this well if that's the case i'm going to change my name to nobody delhi school forced to shut files complaint says student gate fakeover report i like the vid before i watched why are there challenges a website can do all the things i need to unlock only smart people are allowed to use my app this app developer is the you have to have a high iq to understand rick and morty meme inc on it potentially useful app obfuscated by trivial bs for absolutely no real reason other than the developer hoping to convince himself he's more intelligent than he actually is one star is more than this app deserves but unfortunately the scale does not start at zero potentially useful source code is all there go compile yourself a version without the trivial bs only thing standing in your way is your small brain honestly good but seriously the challenges don't need to be there they are just annoying and there should be another way to use the app it probably took two seconds to make and there are so many other apps you can use that are better also [ __ ] you don't have to be rude like jesus ding dong your opinion is wrong stealing a giant red bull can friendly hotel the front desk lady looks nice but didn't like me i'm disappointed because i wanted to make a korean friend maybe she doesn't like nature face people maybe m actually i wanted to ask whether she have took face plastic surgeons but this question is too rude to ask but i said nature face to her when i checked out rude still i'm a very rude man anime was a mistake no it wasn't at all some of the best references you don't pick up until like your fifth time watching i think this time the nooks should go to the usa taste your own medicine but they can't afford medicine like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

Channel: Clumsy

Views: 142,543

Rating: 4.9558244 out of 5

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Length: 10min 49sec (649 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 29 2021